Cinephobe

Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan & Anthony Mayes

Welcome to Cinephobe: The Podcast where Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Anthony Mayes review movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes, and try to ascertain whether or not those movies are accurately poorly rated, or maybe just didn’t get a fair shake. Cinephobe! Wherever you get Podcasts!

Subscribe Listen in podnod RSS feed

461 episodes
Updated Yesterday
Explicit

Episodes461

Newest first

Oct 19, 2023 · 2 hr 17 min
Cinephobe Ep 199: Amos & Andrew
Zach, Amin and Mayes grapple with racism yet again as a Pulitzer Prize winning author must overcome meddlesome fame hungry neighbors, a politically ambitious Chief of Police and a dim-witted career criminal who prevent him from enjoying even one night at his newly purchased summer home. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons Watch-A-Longs, Ad-Free Episodes, old Holiday Episodes and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod Threads: @cinephobepod Zach Harper @talkhoops IG: @talkhoops Threads: @talkhoops Amin Elhassan @darthamin IG: @darthamin Threads: @darthamin Anthony Mayes @cornpuzzle IG: @cornpuzzle Threads: @cornpuzzle Email: cinephobepodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Oct 16, 2023 · 40 min
Top 5 Animals
Zach, Amin and Mayes visit the Cinephobe Menagerie, filled with creatures big and small that have captured our hearts and opened our eyes to the magic of the animal kingdom.
Oct 12, 2023 · 1 hr 17 min
Cinephobe Ep 198: Deep Blue Sea - Part 2
Zach, Amin and Mayes now must escape from Aquatica as it floods while they are pursued by bloodthirsty eight thousand pound sharks with massive brains and a penchant for buggery.
Oct 5, 2023 · 1 hr 24 min
Cinephobe Ep 198: Deep Blue Sea - Part 1
Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to Aquatica to wrangle sharks, feed whipped cream to parrots and cure Alzheimers.
Oct 2, 2023 · 1 hr
Top 5 Dangerous Nights Crew
Zach, Amin and Mayes assemble a squad of degenerates that would like nothing more than to slick back their hair and slosh water onto rare cuts of meat after a night at Blue Dolphin before it burned down.
Sep 28, 2023 · 2 hr 20 min
Cinephobe Ep 197: Ed
Zach, Amin and Mayes buy Mickey Mantle's Monkey as part of 'The Plan' to turn around a struggling Santa Rosa Rockets minor league baseball team.
Sep 21, 2023 · 2 hr 17 min
Cinephobe Ep 196: Carbon Copy
Zach, Amin and Mayes don't lack a sense of the theatrical when a long lost son emerges and reality changes sides yet again.
Sep 18, 2023 · 1 hr 10 min
Top 5 Songs
Zach, Amin and Mayes put together their ultimate mixtape of Cinephobe bangers
Sep 14, 2023 · 1 hr 46 min
Cinephobe Unlocked: Jack & Jill
Zach, Amin and Mayes are serving up a double helping of Sandler for this Thanksgiving episode declassified from the Patreon.
Sep 7, 2023 · 2 hr 16 min
Cinephobe Ep 195: Harlem Nights
Zach, Amin and Mayes run the hottest after hours club in town and are about to take gangster Bugsy Calhoune for everything he's got.
Sep 4, 2023 · 41 min
Top 5 Taglines
Zach, Amin and Mayes go through the movies with the dumbest, punniest, and most intriguing taglines in the history of Cinephobe to find the slogans that really get the blood pumpin.
Aug 31, 2023 · 2 hr 17 min
Cinephobe Ep 194: See No Evil, Hear No Evil
Zach, Amin and Mayes are framed for murder and forced to heighten their senses.
Aug 24, 2023 · 1 hr 23 min
Cinephobe Ep 193: The Toy - Part 2 (with Roy Bellamy)
Zach, Amin, Mayes and Roy Bellamy teach each other lessons about friendship, fatherhood and love while a harpsichord obnoxiously thrums in the background to let us know there's a message happening.
Aug 21, 2023 · 35 min
Top 5 Unofficial Awards
Zach, Amin and Mayes come up with a whole new slate of awards, taking inspiration from moments in Cinephobes past, similar to the way 'The Next Jim Carrey' became a recurring bit.
Aug 17, 2023 · 1 hr 21 min
Cinephobe Ep 193: The Toy - Part 1 (with Roy Bellamy)
Zach, Amin, Mayes and Roy Bellamy are purchased by Master Bates.
Aug 10, 2023 · 2 hr 14 min
Cinephobe Ep 192: Out Cold
Zach, Amin and Mayes are the Kings of Bull Mountain in this faithful adaption of Casablanca that shreds the gnar and lets the bingos rip.
Aug 7, 2023 · 55 min
Top 5 Accents
Zach, Amin and Mayes run through the greatest accents and voices in Cinephobe history that they would give an A, including whatever you might call the namesake Louis Pinnock's accent.
Aug 3, 2023 · 2 hr 5 min
Cinephobe Ep 191: The Dukes of Hazzard
Zach, Amin and Mayes are just some good ol' boys never meanin' no harm in this rubber burnin, moonshine swillin, hootin and hollerin road movie.
Jul 27, 2023 · 2 hr 13 min
Cinephobe Ep 190: Congo
Zach, Amin and Mayes are headed to Central Africa to return Amy the Talking Gorilla to her homeland.
Jul 24, 2023 · 39 min
Top 5 Hats
Zach, Amin and Mayes are opening their hatboxes and unveiling their favorite chapeaus, lids, bonnets, caps, sombreros, berets, fedoras, toques, beanies, bowlers, pork pies, trilbies and helmets, but nobody called anybody an SP.