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Amber Noelle & Scott Gerhardt

Cinema IRL drops you straight into the movie and asks the question, "what would YOU do?"

In every episode, Amber and Scott (and the occasional guest) take movie plot points and run them through a real-life filter. What holds up, what falls apart, and what they'd actually do when things get messy.

From impossible choices to wildly unrealistic storylines, they break it down, challenge each other, and uncover how these stories might play out in real life.

Cinema IRL is smart, funny, and just the right amount of unhinged. (In case you're wondering about the dinosaurs on the movie posters, it was an inside joke that gained waaaayyyy too much traction. Rawr!)

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  • S3 · E322
    Today · 33 min

    E322 – Heart of the Beast - What Would YOU Do?

    In this episode, Amber and Scott dive into the harrowing survivalist film Heart of the Beast, which follows a retired soldier and his loyal German shepherd, Odin, as they face the brutal Alaskan wilderness. The hosts reflect on the intense bond between a veteran and his service dog, humorously contrasting the film's life-or-death stakes with the "Netflix and gym" reality of their own lives. They also share a poignant moment discussing why the film's heartbreaking finale—specifically Odin’s howl—was enough to trigger a full-blown waterworks session. Some What Would You Dos from the episode: What would you do if you were in the middle of the Alaskan wilderness, your dog was on high alert, and a stranger suddenly approached your camp? When faced with an incoming storm in a remote area, do you attempt to fly your seaplane to safety or hunker down and risk the elements? If you were swept away in dangerous rapids, would you attempt to curl into a fetal position to protect your head, or is that just a simplistic idea that ignores the reality of physics? If you were injured and alone in the woods, would you risk wading through a mysterious, bacteria-filled bog or find a way to navigate around it? If you were at your absolute physical limit, would you choose to keep pushing forward, or would you accept your fate and write a final note to ensure your dog’s future? The duo concludes by laughing at the absurdity of the film's survival logic, particularly the protagonist's questionable decision to start a trek through the wilderness in the dead of night. They agree that while the movie is a high-stakes drama, nothing beats the comedic imagery of someone trying to survive the wild while armed with nothing but a stick and a dream.

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  • S3 · E321
    Friday · 26 min

    E321 – Digger - What Would YOU Do?

    In this episode, Amber and Scott take a look at the highly anticipated film Digger, though they find themselves quickly drifting from excitement into sheer boredom and confusion. The hosts share a collective laugh over the absurdly high-tech animatronics of a 30-year-old cat and the film's questionable logic regarding iceberg science and maritime disasters. They also engage in a poignant discussion about the dangers of echo chambers in leadership and the moral weight of our global reliance on convenience and oil. Some What Would You Dos from the episode: What would you do if you were in charge of an oil company and realized your negligence had triggered a cataclysmic environmental disaster? If you were an advisor to a leader who was intentionally ignoring a crisis, at what point would you risk your position to demand they act with integrity? What would you do if you were tasked with managing a 30-year-old pet that is clearly suffering, balancing the desire to keep them around with the reality of their quality of life? The episode concludes on a high note of absurdity as the hosts dissect the film's bizarre decision to introduce a completely irrelevant plot line involving a missing plane. Ultimately, they agree that regardless of the film's confusing twist, the most ridiculous takeaway remains the character's attempt to solve a massive iceberg crisis with nothing more than a few well-placed missiles.

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  • S3 · E320
    Wednesday · 32 min

    E320 – Charlie Harper - What Would YOU Do?

    In this episode, Amber and Scott take a deep dive into the emotional complexities of the film Charlie and Harper. They explore the messy, non-linear reality of long-term relationships, debating the fine line between personal growth and professional sabotage when two people start moving in different directions. The hosts share their own perspectives on the dangers of "sneaking" drinks in a relationship, the pressure of maintaining individual ambition, and the etiquette of finally deciding to call it quits when you realize you are no longer on the same path. Some What Would You Do questions tackled in this episode: What would you do if your partner was embarrassed by your career path in front of your peers? What would you do if your significant other was clearly struggling with a substance abuse issue that you knew was hereditary? What would you do if you realized your relationship was going nowhere—would you stay or look for a fresh start elsewhere? What would you do if you were the one being broken up with—would you demand a cooling-off period or accept the decision immediately? Amber and Scott also discuss the pros and cons of trying to turn an ex-partner into a friend, and whether or not a "midnight kiss" on New Year's Eve is truly a dealbreaker when a relationship is already on the rocks.

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  • S3 · E319
    October 19 · 24 min

    E319 – Primetime - What Would YOU Do?

    In this episode, Amber and Scott dive into the dark, sensational world of To Catch a Predator and the film Primetime. They tackle the uncomfortable reality of reality television production, debating whether the show was a public service or simply exploitative ratings bait. The hosts also share a laugh over the absurdity of trying to emulate a professional news anchor's voice using a household tape measure as a makeshift microphone. Some What Would You Dos from the episode: If you were an aspiring actor, would you accept a $5,000-per-episode gig to act as a decoy for a sting operation, even if it meant engaging in graphic, uncomfortable conversations with strangers? If you were Chris Hansen and caught in a compromising situation with the National Enquirer, would you attempt to bribe or leverage your position at NBC to kill the story? If you were a District Attorney who had been exposed for predatory behavior, would you choose to end your life rather than face the inevitable violence of the prison system? The conversation takes a truly ridiculous turn when Amber and Scott attempt to roleplay a scene from the show, resulting in a hilariously failed attempt at voice acting that proves neither of them should be auditioning for a teen decoy role anytime soon. It’s a sobering look at a strange chapter of television history, punctuated by the hosts' inability to keep a straight face while discussing the bizarre logistics of these sting operations.

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  • S3 · E318
    October 16 · 29 min

    E318 – Coyote vs. Acme - What Would YOU Do?

    In this episode, Amber and Scott dive into the animated-live-action hybrid Coyote vs. Acme, a film that unexpectedly moved them to tears with its heartfelt exploration of friendship and nostalgia. They discuss the brilliant decision to cast the Tasmanian Devil as Acme’s head of PR, noting how the character’s penchant for "spin" makes him the perfect fit for the role. The hosts also share a touching analysis of the Roadrunner’s testimony, reflecting on how a simple, wordless "beep" could carry such profound emotional weight regarding the bond between a hunter and his prey. Some What Would You Dos from the episode: What would you do if you were a lawyer who only handles small, quick settlements, but a client arrives with hundreds of claims against a massive corporation? What would you do if you were offered a $50,000 settlement check by a company you are suing, but your client—the Wile E. Coyote—decides to douse it in gasoline and set it on fire? What would you do if you were a lawyer who realized your client’s entire legal strategy was just a ruse to get his nemesis in the courtroom so he could finally catch him? What would you do if you discovered your client’s secret, long-term plan wasn't just to catch his opponent, but to share the victory with you? The conversation turns to the truly absurd when the hosts break down the most unbelievable part of the movie: the idea that the legal system in Albuquerque is so efficient that you can actually get a trial date in just fourteen days. It is the perfect, hilarious capstone to a film that masterfully blends high-stakes litigation with the chaotic, anvil-dropping antics of the classic Looney Tunes universe.

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  • S3 · E317
    October 14 · 29 min

    E317 – The Weight - What Would YOU Do?

    In this episode of Cinema IRL, Amber and Scott tackle the 1933 gold-heist drama The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, though they spend a surprising amount of time deciphering the obscure term "who's cow." The hosts share a collective laugh at the absurdity of the dialogue and the harsh realities of Depression-era prison labor, which they jokingly compare to the "Netflix and gym time" of modern incarceration. They also dive into the emotional weight of a young girl being forced to give up her teddy bear, leading to a heated critique of the neighborhood parenting on display. Some What Would You Dos from the episode: If you were being evicted and a neighbor's child demanded your daughter's only source of comfort—her teddy bear—would you let her give it up to keep the peace? When confronted by three aggressive, plain-clothed men in 1933, would you attempt to logic your way out of the situation or immediately prepare for a physical fight? If you were sentenced to hard labor and offered a mysterious, dangerous mission that could secure your freedom in a month, would you accept it without knowing the details? If you were part of a crew carrying gold through the woods and a stranger stumbled upon your group, would you take proactive measures to ensure they don't reveal your location? When an injured team member becomes a liability that slows down your escape, would you stop to help them or prioritize the mission? Once you reach your rendezvous point and suspect your "guards" are planning to kill you, do you wait to see what happens or strike first? The episode reaches peak hilarity during the discussion of the "bear" of a man who makes the fatal mistake of being "handsy" with the wrong person, leading to a rather messy resolution. Ultimately, Amber and Scott find the perfect ending in the return of Penny's bear, proving that even in a story about greed and murder, a stuffed animal can still steal the show.

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  • S3 · E316
    October 12 · 39 min

    E316 – Finding Emily - What Would YOU Do?

    In this episode of Cinema IRL, Amber and Scott explore the chaotic romantic comedy Finding Emily, where a simple typo in a phone number spirals into an elaborate, campus-wide obsession. The hosts share a laugh over the absurdity of Owen’s “hacker” persona, noting how quickly a well-intentioned search for love devolved into being labeled an “email guy” and a campus security threat. They also dive into the questionable ethics of Emily’s academic thesis, debating whether her pursuit of a degree justifies the complete manipulation of a human being's emotional life. Some What Would You Dos from the episode: If you realized you were one digit short on a phone number, would you assume it was a genuine mistake or a polite way for the other person to blow you off? If you were an academic researcher, how far would you go to manipulate a subject’s life to prove your thesis on love being a form of mania? When faced with a list of 318 potential email addresses, would you blast them all in the "to" field or use a more discreet approach to protect the privacy of those involved? If you were on a live-streamed campus interview and were asked how you obtained private information, would you lie to protect a friend or find another way to deflect? If you discovered your partner had been secretly recording you and treating your relationship as a clinical experiment, would you cut them off or stay to hear their side of the story? The conversation reaches its peak of ridiculousness when the hosts break down the sheer incompetence of Owen sending a mass email that turned 318 strangers into a 318-person group chat. It is hard to decide what is funnier: his total lack of tech-savviness or the fact that he thought emailing hundreds of people was the most logical step in his quest for romance.

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  • S3 · E315
    October 9 · 34 min

    E315 – The Musical - What Would YOU Do?

    In this episode, Amber and Scott take a deep dive into the chaotic world of the film Theater Camp, exploring the fine line between creative passion and professional sabotage. They share a laugh over the absurdity of whether certain historical tragedies eventually become "funny" enough for sketch comedy, and they debate the inherent power dynamics when a jilted teacher weaponizes his middle school students against his romantic rival. The hosts also touch on the universal, albeit painful, experience of professional rejection and why it feels so personal even when it is just business. Some What Would You Dos from the episode: What would you do if you were a teacher who hadn't spoken to your ex-partner all summer, only to find out on the first day of school that they are now dating the principal? What would you do if you were a student asked to keep a secret play a total surprise, even if it meant performing a bizarre, high-stakes production behind the administration's back? What would you do if you were a talented student who was unexpectedly downgraded from the lead role to a background prop? What would you do if you were the principal and realized your school's official performance had been hijacked into a bizarre, inappropriate spectacle? What would you do if you were a police dispatcher receiving a 911 call about a play that is literally titled 9/11? What would you do if you were Doug and you saw your current partner being touched by another man in a way that made you feel like you were trapped in your own past drama all over again? The episode reaches its peak of ridiculousness when the school's high-stakes "blue ribbon" presentation descends into a surreal, off-the-rails production featuring a breakdancing Rudy Giuliani. It is a hilarious reminder that sometimes the most spiteful plans lead to the most memorable—and disastrous—results.

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  • S3 · E314
    October 7 · 25 min

    E314 – Hope - What Would YOU Do?

    In this episode, Amber and Scott take on the massive three-hour Korean action spectacle The Roundup: Punishment—or as they affectionately struggle to identify it, the film Hope. They share a good laugh over the chaotic confusion of trying to discern between alien species, druid-like transformations, and a "zombie" correspondence that Jimmy was desperately trying to force into the narrative. The hosts also get a bit heated while debating the intellectual capacity of the townspeople, ultimately questioning if they were witnessing a brilliant sci-fi epic or just a group of people making consistently terrible survival decisions. Some What Would You Dos from the episode: If you were a lone police officer in a town being decimated by an unknown monster, would you attempt to stand your ground with your service weapon, or would you immediately retreat to wait for reinforcements? If you were a resident of a small town under attack by creatures, would you arm yourself to join a hunting party, or would you prioritize survival and head for the nearest exit? If you encountered a strange, pale, alien-looking creature in the woods, would you shoot it on sight or attempt to communicate and show you aren't a threat? The conversation hits its peak of absurdity when Amber and Scott try to figure out if the creature is a "prince," a "nanny," or just a really tall toddler. It is truly difficult to take a cataclysmic, planet-sized spaceship crash seriously when the hosts are busy arguing over whether or not the monster resembles Cindy Brady.

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  • S3 · E313
    October 2 · 36 min

    E313 – Buddy - What Would YOU Do?

    In this episode of Cinema IRL, Amber and Scott dive into the bizarre, kitschy world of the horror-comedy Buddy, a film centered on a children’s show host who happens to be a murderous orange unicorn. The hosts share a hilarious debate over the cultural impact of childhood icons like Barney and Bozo the Clown, with Scott remaining blissfully ignorant of the purple dinosaur’s reign. They also dissect the absurdity of the film’s "Diamond City" facade and the traumatic reality of being a child actor in a world where your co-star might just be a demonic entity. Some What Would You Dos from the episode: What would you do if your spouse insisted they felt a "presence" in the home, saw an empty chair at the dinner table that should be occupied, and then screamed at the top of their lungs in front of your children? What would you do if you were trapped in a surreal, murderous children's show and realized the only way to potentially escape was to run the perimeter of the park to see what lay beyond the fence? What would you do if you were a child, witnessed a murder, and the only "adult" authority figure you could turn to was the very unicorn trying to kill you? What would you do if you were a child protagonist who finally escaped into the real world, only to realize your sentient, talking backpack and mailbox companions had reverted to inanimate objects? The conversation reaches peak absurdity when the hosts argue over the proper protocol for a husband whose wife is clearly having a supernatural crisis, leading to a fiery debate on whether divorce papers are the only logical response to a dismissive spouse. Ultimately, Scott and Amber conclude that if your television ever beckons you to come closer, the only correct answer is to run in the opposite direction.

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  • October 1 · 25 sec

    Welcome to Cinema IRL

    Welcome to Cinema IRL! Cinema IRL drops you straight into the movie and asks the question, "what would YOU do?" In every episode, Amber and Scott (and the occasional guest) take movie plot points and run them through a real-life filter. Hit follow/subscribe so the first episode lands in your feed the day it drops.

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  • S3 · E312
    September 28 · 31 min

    E312 – The Dog Stars - What Would YOU Do?

    In this episode of Cinema IRL, Amber and Scott dive into the harrowing world of the post-apocalyptic film The Dog Stars. The hosts share a poignant moment lamenting the tragic fate of Jasper, the film's canine hero, whose loyalty and training make his loss hit especially hard. They also humorously dissect the absurdity of villain tropes, specifically questioning why characters like Darlene insist on monologuing their evil plans before it's absolutely necessary. It is a deep look at how quickly civilization can crumble and what remains of our humanity when the law is no longer a factor. Some What Would You Dos from the episode: If a global virus made the world lawless and the supermarket shelves never got replenished, would you move to the wilderness to live off the land, or try to hunker down in an urban area? If you were forced to crash land your plane in unknown territory, would you wander around looking for people, or stay put and focus entirely on fixing your aircraft? If you were a survivor protecting your own, would you force a stranger to unload all their ammunition as a condition of meeting, or would you take a more aggressive "shoot first" approach? If you were invited to a potential safe haven but were required to surrender all your weapons and consume a mysterious, high-proof drink offered by your host, would you comply or walk away? The conversation takes a ridiculous turn when the hosts try to figure out why anyone in a post-apocalyptic wasteland would bother keeping 160-proof alcohol in a pitcher. It is safe to say that if you are offering a drink that could double as a Molotov cocktail, you definitely aren't winning any hospitality awards.

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  • S3 · E311
    September 23 · 46 min

    E311 – It Ends - What Would YOU Do?

    In this episode of Cinema IRL, Amber and Scott explore the minimalist, mind-bending film It Ends. The duo dissects the harrowing scenario of four friends trapped in a car on an endless road, where the gas tank never empties, the destination never arrives, and a mysterious, aggressive mob emerges from the woods every 90 seconds. Amber and Scott debate the existential implications of the characters' plight, pondering whether the infinite drive is a metaphor for life’s repetitive responsibilities or a descent into purgatory. From the "what would you do" dilemmas—like choosing between hawks, bears, rats, or a gunman for protection—to the complex psychological breakdown of the group, the hosts analyze when it’s time to keep driving and when it’s time to give up hope. The conversation turns toward the mechanics of survival in an impossible environment, including: The debate over the optimal speed to maintain to avoid the mob while surveying the environment. The ethical dilemma of one person deciding the fate of the group by removing the car keys. The haunting significance of abandoned cars and the finality of a road that simply ends. Join Amber and Scott as they break down the existential dread and the "what would you do" moments of this unsettling thriller. Hit follow or subscribe so you never miss an episode of Cinema IRL.

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  • S3 · E310
    September 16 · 23 min

    E310 – The Magic Faraway Tree - What Would YOU Do?

    Amber and Scott dive into the whimsical, family-oriented world of The Magic Faraway Tree, a film that leaves them questioning the sanity of its characters and the logic of its magical rules. The duo shares a laugh over the absurdity of a family moving to the countryside to grow tomatoes for a pasta sauce business without ever actually testing a batch, while also debating the questionable parenting choices of Tim and Polly. They also share a poignant moment reflecting on Mr. Moonface’s heartbreak over children who outgrow the wonder of his magical world, even as they marvel at the sheer convenience of having a portal to a land of endless sweets. Some What Would You Dos from the episode: What would you do if your spouse quit their job on a whim, effectively forcing the family to uproot their lives and move into a barn? What would you do if you were a child and your parents suddenly confiscated your devices to move you to a remote area with no Wi-Fi? What would you do if you were presented with a rickety, crooked ladder that stretches thousands of feet into the sky just to reach a magical land? What would you do if you realized your petty birthday wish had single-handedly ruined your family’s entire business venture? What would you do if you moved next to a forest where you had magical childhood adventures, but decided to keep that secret from your own bored kids? Ultimately, the pair can’t get over the ridiculousness of the film's "Cruella de Vil" grandmother and the bizarre, high-stakes pressure of a tomato-based business plan. It’s a hilarious look at a movie that tries so hard to be wholesome that it almost pushes the hosts to their breaking point.

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  • S3 · E309
    September 11 · 21 min

    E309 – Spa Weekend - What Would YOU Do?

    Amber and Scott dive into the chaotic world of Spa Weekend, a film that explores the limits of friendship when a group of long-time besties tries to escape for a relaxing getaway. The duo finds themselves hilariously frustrated by Sophie’s decision to invite Mel, a literal wrecking ball of a human, to a trip specifically designed for peace and quiet. They share a laugh over the absurdity of a weekend that devolves from meditation and fluffy robes into police sirens and a Scarface-sized amount of cocaine. Some What Would You Dos from the episode: What would you do if you were on a relaxing spa retreat and your friend invited a chaotic guest who you specifically agreed to exclude? What would you do if your friend grabbed your phone during a stressful call with an unreasonable boss and screamed that you were on vacation? What would you do if your friend publicly humiliated you in front of a potential romantic interest by offering him money to sleep with you? What would you do if you were at a quiet, meditative spa and your friend threw a rager complete with male strippers and property destruction? What would you do if you were being chased by security while your friend insisted on taking a golf cart joyride? What would you do if you found out your friend wasn't actually wealthy after she spent the entire trip lying about her status and sabotaging everyone else's lives? Amber and Scott ultimately conclude that while Mel’s chaos leads to some unintended positive life changes for her friends, the ends absolutely do not justify the means. Nothing beats the ridiculous mental image of Mel riding a stripper like a mechanical bull in the middle of a silent, crystal-filled meditation sanctuary.

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  • S3 · E308
    September 4 · 47 min

    E308 – The End of Oak Street - What Would YOU Do?

    Amber and Scott dive into the chaotic movie The End of Oak Street, a bizarre mashup of E.T. vibes and Land of the Lost prehistoric survival. The duo finds themselves hilariously bewildered by the film's wardrobe choices, particularly why Anne Hathaway’s character seems to be dressed for a completely different decade, and they share a laugh over the blatant inclusion of a Super Mario Galaxy poster in a movie set twenty years before the game’s release. The conversation takes a sharp turn into the absurd as they debate the merits of a sledgehammer as a primary defense weapon against a T-Rex. Some What Would You Dos from the episode: What would you do if your neighborhood was suddenly cut off from the world and surrounded by prehistoric creatures? If you and your family were trapped in a neighborhood being terrorized by dinosaurs, would you prioritize survival at all costs, even if it meant abandoning your moral code? When faced with an impossible situation where your children have wandered off, do you risk your own life to save them, or do you accept the grim reality of the situation? If you discovered a mysterious orb—a potential portal to escape the prehistoric nightmare—would you take a direct, dangerous route to reach it immediately, or try to plan a more strategic path? If your spouse was mortally wounded in a world with no medical care, would you keep fighting to survive, or would you implement a "plan" to end things quickly? The episode concludes on a high note of absurdity as Scott doubles down on his "survivalist" philosophy, suggesting that if the situation gets dire enough, he’s ready to fling his family into a time-traveling portal like a sack of potatoes. It’s a truly ridiculous look at how quickly a suburban block party can devolve into a debate about the most efficient way to off yourself in the Jurassic era.

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  • S3 · E307
    August 31 · 23 min

    E307 - Spider Man: Brand New Day - What Would YOU Do?

    Amber and Scott navigate the bewildering vortex of their first foray into the Marvel Cinematic Universe with Spider-Man: A Brand New Day. They share a hilarious, genuine moment of confusion over the film’s complex character backstories, with Scott admitting he was completely lost without a YouTube deep dive, while Amber marvels at the immersive, high-tech experience of viewing the film in Screen X. The duo also engages in a lighthearted debate about the physics of superhero attire, questioning how Peter Parker can be covered in scratches while his suit remains miraculously pristine. Some What Would You Dos from the episode: What would you do if you were Jean Grey and saw your sister abducted by bad guys right in front of your eyes? What would you do if your best friends and the love of your life had their memories of you wiped away—would you cyber-stalk them on Instagram or move on with your life? What would you do if you were in MJ’s position and discovered you had a secret romantic history with someone you currently have no recollection of? What would you do if you realized you had accidentally handed a victim over to a villain, and the only way to right your wrong was to step in front of a bullet? The conversation hits its peak of absurdity when Scott attempts to justify the logistics of turning a dozen samurais into government assets, prompting Amber to rightfully point out that such a skill set is noticeably absent from his LinkedIn profile. It is a ridiculous conclusion to a movie that left them both questioning why a spider-themed hero now relies so heavily on Artificial Intelligence.

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  • S3 · E306
    August 28 · 48 min

    E306 – The Odyssey - What Would YOU Do?

    Amber and Scott tackle the monumental three-hour epic The Odyssey, finding themselves hilariously out of their depth as they navigate a landscape filled with centaurs, Hydras, and confusing mythological lineage. They share a laugh over the absurdity of Greek gods using their powers to produce giant one-eyed offspring, while simultaneously questioning why Odysseus would choose to antagonize a deity like Poseidon by blinding his son. The duo is joined by a colorful trio of special correspondents—Morty the werewolf, Jimmy the zombie, and Von Murder the vampire—who drop by to offer their own unique, albeit unsolicited, expertise on the film’s various creature transformations and undead encounters. Some What Would You Dos from the episode: If you were trapped in a cave with a giant Cyclops, would you try to wait it out or attempt a daring escape disguised as a lamb? If you were a soldier under Odysseus’s command, would you let your hunger win out and eat the Sun God’s cattle, knowing it would likely lead to your death? If you were Odysseus and you knew your men were destined to be picked off by a hydra, would you warn them or keep the secret to ensure your own survival? If you were one of the suitors who had been partying at Penelope’s house for twenty years, how would you react when the supposed beggar suddenly strings the legendary bow and reveals himself as the returning king? The conversation reaches a peak of ridiculousness when the hosts attempt to reconcile the physics of a giant cyclops picking up a human like a candy bar snack. Ultimately, the most hilarious point remains the sheer audacity of Odysseus, who decides to spend his long-awaited homecoming in disguise just to scope out the frat-house-level chaos unfolding in his own living room.

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  • S3 · E305
    August 24 · 46 min

    E305 – One Night Only - What Would YOU Do?

    Amber and Scott dive into the high-concept premise of One Night Only, a film depicting a dystopian America where premarital sex is strictly outlawed by a government mandate, leaving citizens with only twelve hours a year to engage in intimacy. The duo spends time dissecting the absurdity of a society that relies on color-changing arm biosensors to enforce chastity, while simultaneously questioning the inevitable black market for condoms that would arise in such a restrictive world. Their conversation takes a turn into the bizarre as they analyze the film’s heavy-handed product placement and the sheer logistical nightmare of trying to find a partner—or even a condom—in a citywide frenzy. Some What Would You Dos from the episode: What would you do if your partner, after two years of waiting, told you an hour before the mandate lifted that they planned to spend their one night of freedom with the neighbor instead of you? If you finally found a partner for the night but realized you were completely out of condoms, what lengths would you go to—including paying $200 for a display case model—to secure one? If a stranger you met in a park invited you to get "freaky," would you allow them to zip-tie your arms to a tree, and at what point does the desire for intimacy outweigh the fear of being robbed? If you were on a date with your celebrity crush who turned out to be a total nightmare, would you still go through with the encounter just to say you did it? When faced with a phone call from your partner while you are on the verge of finally being intimate with someone new, do you answer it or ignore it to focus on the moment? The episode reaches peak hilarity when the hosts discuss the absurdity of the film's climactic moments, specifically Scott’s persistent, ridiculous suggestion that the entire plot could have been solved if the characters just got it on inside a pizza shop. They conclude by marveling at how a movie about a twelve-hour sex mandate somehow ends up being the perfect catalyst for the most chaotic and unhinged conversation they’ve had to date. Related episodes E300 – Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass - Who Would YOU Do?

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  • S3 · E304
    August 21 · 29 min

    E304 – Cookie Queens - What Would YOU Do?

    Amber and Scott dive into the high-stakes world of the documentary Cookie Queens, pulling back the curtain on the intense, multi-million dollar empire of the Girl Scout cookie season. They explore the blurred lines between leadership development and what one young subject bluntly identifies as child labor, all while marveling at the sheer logistics of moving 12,000 boxes of cookies in a single season. The duo also questions the bizarre evolution of cookie flavors, wondering why anyone would opt for a standard chocolate chip when the entire appeal of the tradition was once built on exclusivity. Some What Would You Dos from the episode: How would you react as a parent if your child set a lofty, multi-thousand box cookie goal that required your constant supervision and physical labor? If you were struggling to sell your remaining inventory toward the end of the season, would you be tempted to skirt the rules by undercutting the set price to move product? When your child hits their initial target early in the season, is it better to celebrate the win and stop, or do you push them to keep going to see what their true limits are? The conversation hits its peak absurdity when Scott proposes an illicit, renegade business model to move excess inventory, only to be reminded that the Girl Scout council likely doesn't appreciate independent price fixing. It serves as a hilarious reminder that even in the world of badges and sashes, there is always someone ready to treat a school fundraiser like a high-stakes corporate takeover.

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