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Chris vs. The People

Chris Klemens

Chris vs. The People is a weekly podcast where comedian, Chris Klemens, turns to the audience via live calls to talk about anything and everything. It's like your brutally honest and funny best friend became a call-in operator. When he isn't taking live calls, the tables turn because he and his in-studio guests are exchanging their own Chris vs. The People-esque stories. From first date horror stories to childhood regrets, there's always something to relate to and something to be absolutely stunned by. (Video episodes are available on YouTube)

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#67
August 25 · 41 min
67: My Married Boss is Sleeping with My Coworker
It’s time to clock in because this week on Chris vs. The People, we are entering the workforce and hearing from callers sharing trials and tribulations from their places of work. The first caller tells the story of when she sharted in her boss’ office, leaving Chris to catch some major strays. Then we hear from a caller who tried to hook up with their coworker, only to be left standing outside their house in nothing but their underwear. The final caller recounts the time she discovered that her boss and her coworker have been hooking up for the last 6 years, ending with house visits and police officers. With an episode this chaotic and jaw-dropping, you just might be convinced that your workplace isn’t so bad after all. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 🎟️ GET TICKETS TO MY TOUR: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens 📺 Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens/posts/my-married-boss-167601208?pr=true Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Leave a Review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chris-vs-the-people/id1807678282 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
#66
August 18 · 47 min
66: My Teacher Called Me from Prison
We’re going back to school this week on Chris vs. The People because callers are sharing stories (or trauma) from their days in academia. First we hear from a caller whose dad turned her drive to school into a scene from a Mission Impossible movie. Afterwards, a caller comes clean about plagiarizing a song from a major movie, and another reveals that she got a call from prison…from her old middle school teacher. The episode is closed out with a tale of summer camp and an absolutely unhinged live action recreation of the Underground Railroad. And yes, you read that correctly. Get ready and buckle up for an episode full of laughs, nostalgia, and moments that will have you asking the driver to stop the bus. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 📎 Visit http://upwork.com/klemens to post your job for free + connect with top talent ready to help your business grow 🍴 For a limited time, Tempo is offering my listeners 60% off your first box when you go to http://tempomeals.com/Klemens 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens 📺 Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens/posts/my-teacher-me-167026546?pr=true Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Leave a Review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chris-vs-the-people/id1807678282 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
#65
August 11 · 49 min
65: I Hit My Grandma With a Croc
This week on Chris vs. The People, court is in session for an "Am I the A*shole" themed episode, and Chris is hearing four truly chaotic cases. Callers confess to hitting their grandma with a Croc, reconsidering a friendship while trapped in a wedding party, ending a best friendship right before a birthday, and secretly hooking up with both halves of a couple…but separately and unbeknownst to the other partner. With questionable timing, messy boundaries, and one jaw dropping final twist, Chris must decide who's innocent, who's guilty, and who's just the sphincter. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 👕 Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to http://quince.com/klemens to upgrade your everyday 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens 📺 Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens/posts/i-hit-my-grandma-166389087?pr=true Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Leave a Review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chris-vs-the-people/id1807678282 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
#64
August 4 · 39 min
64: My Grandpa Was Also My Uncle
Chris is back with another episode full of family lore, and these callers prove that every family tree is only a few seconds away from getting cut down. One caller reveals what happened to money collected after a devastating loss, another attempts to explain a family tree so complicated it basically requires long division, and a third recounts a reunion out of Dukes of Hazard that nearly became a demolition derby. From shocking secrets to jaw-dropping dysfunction, these callers’ stories will leave you wondering how anyone made it to the next holiday gathering. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens 📺 Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens/posts/my-grandpa-was-165748438?pr=true Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Leave a Review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chris-vs-the-people/id1807678282 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
#63
July 28 · 1 hr 12 min
63: Chris vs. Jay Jurden
This week on Chris vs. The People, Chris sits down with comedian Jay Jurden for an episode that starts with career talk, the Mississippi-to-New York hustle, viral clips, and the real economics of stand-up, and then it spirals fast into chaos. Between a food poisoning story that gets genuinely apocalyptic, a "wait, is that my cousin?" confession, and tales from nude beaches and hookup etiquette gone hilariously wrong, nothing is off limits. It's the kind of conversation that swings from career wisdom to full blown TMI without ever slowing down, and somehow it all makes sense by the end. Come for the comedy talk, stay for the chaos you didn't see coming. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 📎 Visit http://upwork.com to post your job for free + connect with top talent ready to help your business grow 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens 📺 Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens/posts/chris-vs-jay-165103139?pr=true Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Leave a Review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chris-vs-the-people/id1807678282 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
#62
July 21 · 1 hr 7 min
62: My Dad Slept with a Stranger for Disney Tickets
Between a machete under the coffee table, a surprise child, and a questionable way of obtaining Disney tickets, the family lore in this week’s episode goes from zero to legendary real fast. Chris sits down and talks with callers about their debt-fueled argument erupting into a full on living room brawl ending at the ER, a birthday party bombshell of grandma’s decades long affair with her husband’s brother, a phone call where an “infertile” dad somehow has a new baby, and a family’s first trip to Disney World straight out of an episode of Euphoria. We won’t spoil the plot twists but once you hear it, you’ll be texting this episode to your group chat immediately. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 🍴 For a limited time, Tempo is offering my listeners 60% off your first box when you go to http://tempomeals.com/Klemens 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens 📺 Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens/posts/my-dad-slept-for-164455543 Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Leave a Review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chris-vs-the-people/id1807678282 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
#61
July 14 · 1 hr 9 min
61: Chris vs. Karan Brar
This week on Chris vs. The People, former Disney Channel star Karan Brar sits down with Chris to unpack child stardom, from iguana co‑stars and steel toed boots to the audition twist that changed his life. They get candid about immigrant family hustle, people‑pleasing on set, and what happens when your work ethic becomes your whole identity. Get ready for hilarious detours and some real talk about therapy, burnout, and finding your why. It’s nostalgic, chaotic, and surprisingly tender. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens/posts/chris-vs-karan-163806762?pr=true Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
#60
July 7 · 46 min
60: My Boyfriend's Parents Recorded Me Naked
Wild nights out get real. Chris takes calls from listeners whose “just one drink” turned into hallway misadventures, chaotic rides home, and next-morning mysteries…complete with receipts. From tequila fueled detours to a security camera surprise, these stories toe the line between hilarious and horrifying. Lock in for candid confessions, sharp commentary, and an after show tale that was too spicy for the main feed, so get ready for the laughs and the secondhand adrenaline. Again as always, the chaos doesn’t end there. Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 📎 Visit http://upwork.com/klemens to post your job for free + connect with top talent ready to help your business grow 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens/posts/my-boyfriends-me-163160414?pr=true Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
#59
June 30 · 1 hr 8 min
59: Chris vs. Zachariah Porter
Chris is joined by comedian Zachariah Porter and the stories are fully unhinged. From a fake Disney Channel casting call at age 11 to taking guitar lessons inside an active chicken coop, they trace the full gay awakening timeline (we’re talking NSYNC magazines, Nick Jonas medical dog tags, and a Shania Twain wall calendar). The two then take a hard left into vaping yourself into an ER scare, a mushroom trip that ended in a buffalo wing nightmare, and a Drew Barrymore Show segment with an unfriendly Vanessa Hudgens that went so wrong they had to add a laugh track in post. To round out the chaos, Chris shares his own mortifying TV debut hugging and picking up Emma Watson on the Anderson Cooper show. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens/posts/chris-vs-porter-162511065?pr=true Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
#58
June 23 · 45 min
58: The Facebook Feud That Ruined My Family
Chris dives into a “sexy stories” special where callers dish jaw-dropping confessions you truly can’t predict. First up: a photo lab employee uncovers her boss’s wildly inappropriate Amazon habits at work….plus a shocking browser history reveal. Then, a family’s years-long feud explodes when the callers ex-uncle drops a no-holds-barred “evidence” album that turns everyone’s loyalties upside down. Finally, a rendezvous from the retail world with a shredded coworker spirals into a surreal introduction to the “No Fap” world. And of course, it wouldn’t be complete without mirror flexing and a swift, spectacular fizzle. Buckle up because you’ll be cringing, cackling, and wanting to text the group chat. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
#57
June 16 · 43 min
57: Chris vs. Dillon Francis
Chris welcomes Dillon Francis for a chaotic, hilarious episode that somehow covers DJ life, sobriety, music-making, dating on the road, and one truly unhinged Grammys story. The two get into career highs, social media lows, making heartfelt songs and absolute nonsense bangers, plus the weird reality of life in entertainment. It's funny, surprisingly honest, and full of the kind of side stories that spiral in the best way. It’s one of those episodes where you come for the laughs and leave weirdly inspired. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 📎 Visit http://upwork.com/klemens to post your job for free + connect with top talent ready to help your business grow 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens/posts/chris-vs-dillon-161254709?pr=true Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
#56
June 9 · 49 min
56: My Uncle Married My Dad’s Stalker
Chris is fully in his messy bag this week, diving into the absolute wildest family lore that callers have ever shared. From an uncle who marries his own brother’s stalker, to a jaw-dropping dad/grandma situation, to an aunt who turns a life insurance payout into a fresh BBL and OnlyFans career, the chaos does not let up. Things somehow get even more unhinged when a funeral turns into a full-on family fistfight at the gravesite. Grab a snack, clutch your pearls, and prepare to feel oddly grateful for your own family. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/my-uncle-married-160630472 Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
#55
June 2 · 1 hr 26 min
55: Chris vs. Kelly Cutrone
This week on Chris vs. The People, PR/media maven and reality TV icon Kelly Cutrone sits down with Chris for a conversation that goes absolutely everywhere. From the ruthless business logic behind joining The Hills to ghost encounters in the Hudson Valley, cannabis focus groups, and a fiery defense of Tyra Banks, Kelly holds nothing back, including a direct shot at America’s Next Top Model host Jay Manuel. She breaks down what's really wrong with the new generation of fashion commentary, what it actually takes to survive this industry, and shares a rock bottom story that will surprise everyone. By the end, you'll understand why she's been the secret weapon for some of the biggest names in fashion and built the career she has. 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
#54
May 26 · 44 min
54: I Got Scammed Out of $3,000 on a Cruise
Sun’s out, chaos out. Chris kicks off a summer themed episode with a caller whose spring break spirals into a cruise disaster, a fake-dog scam, and an infamous purple mermaid bikini. Next, a family trip to Thailand turns into multiple near-death moments involving parasailing gone wrong and a brutal sunburn saga. Finally, the last caller recounts a wild night out that escalates from rooftop pregame to a very memorable encounter at the club. Hit play for the juicy details, unfiltered laughs, and a few cautionary tales you’ll be quoting all week. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 📎 Visit http://upwork.com/klemens right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business grow 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/i-got-scammed-of-159292585 Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
#53
May 19 · 43 min
53: We Brought Hermit Crabs to the Strip Club
In this week’s episode of Chris vs. The People, Chris dives into “crazy night out” territory with three wild tales you have to hear to believe. First, a freshman year flirtation goes up in literal flames when a bar candle meets long hair. Then, a friends turned foursome saga unfolds: mountains, gay erotica, and a trip that turns euphoric… and complicated. Finally, we meet the legend who smuggled hermit crabs into a strip club, caused a dancer stampede, and got escorted out in style. Buckle up because the chaos is cozy, the tea is hot, and the aftermaths are even better. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/158688845 Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
#52
May 12 · 1 hr 4 min
52: I Accidentally Hit My Mom With a Car
This Mother's Day episode of Chris vs. The People is anything but your typical sentimental tribute, so buckle up. Callers share stories ranging from a Christmas discovery that blew up an entire family group chat, to a mom who kept a life-changing secret for 14 years, to a swinging lifestyle reveal that came with an unexpected paper drop on the couch. Things take a chaotic turn when one caller confesses to accidentally hitting her mom with a car and somehow, mom joins the call live to weigh in. It's messy, it's real, and it's the most Chris vs. The People Mother's Day episode imaginable. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 📎 Visit http://upwork.com/klemens right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business grow Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/158065809?pr=true Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
#51
May 5 · 1 hr 5 min
51: My First Date Ended in the ER
This week on Chris vs. The People, the first dates get truly unhinged (and that might be an understatement). One caller had a medical emergency mid-hookup that turned out to be an extremely rare type of stroke, and somehow that's not even the wildest part of her story. Then a smoke shop overnight worker shares how a socially awkward regular asked her out at 2 a.m….and followed it up by inviting her to go shooting in the middle of nowhere. Finally, a woman recounts the date where her guy showed up with flowers stolen straight from her mom's garden, then proceeded to drink an entire pitcher of sangria alone before peeing on a bush in a parking lot in broad daylight. If you've ever had a bad first date, this episode will make you feel a whole lot better about yourself. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 📎 Visit http://upwork.com/klemens right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business grow Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/157438864?pr=true Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
#50
April 28 · 1 hr 20 min
50: Chris vs. Joe Santagato
For the 50th episode, Chris finally brings on a first guest…and it's none other than Joe Santagato of The Basement Yard. The two dive deep into childhood chaos, terrible first jobs, and the kind of stories you'd only share with someone you actually trust. From accidentally inventing a board game to a limo night gone completely sideways, this episode is packed with moments that are equal parts hilarious and unhinged. Two people who have been on the internet since forever finally sit down together, and it does not disappoint. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/156763136 Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
#49
April 21 · 55 min
49: I Stole My Classmate's Pee to Pass a Drug Test
This week's episode is a special 4/20 edition of Chris vs. the People, and the callers absolutely delivered. The first caller takes us back to 2012 when a casual smoke sesh with her sister turned into a front row seat to the dark side of synthetic weed. Then our next caller shares the wildly eventful story of a Feeld app meetup that took an unexpected detour in the middle of a threesome, and somehow still managed to end with breakfast and a ride home. Finally, the last caller reveals how a family drama involving a snitch of a Mormon cousin, a drug test, and one very dedicated acquaintance led to one of the most unhinged acts of teenage resourcefulness ever recorded. Tune in for laughs, a few PSAs, and stories you genuinely could not make up. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
#48
April 14 · 53 min
48: I Slept With Both of My Bosses
This week on Chris vs. the People, the workplace has never looked wilder…and we mean that in every sense of the word. From a summer camp counselor who took her long weekend a little too seriously at the Jersey Shore, to a fast food employee who discovered her manager had a lot more going on than just running a register, these stories will have you equal parts gasping and cackling. Then we close out with Mrs. Diva herself, a woman in corporate America who found a very unconventional way to get home from the company party. It's messy, it's unhinged, and it's exactly what your week needed. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 📎 Visit http://upwork.com/klemens right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business grow Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/155625098?pr=true Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

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