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Chef Tales Podcast

Matthew John Philip Jones

Hello and welcome to the Chef Tales podcast. A little introduction. I’m a chef and live on the south coast of England. I’ve been working in kitchens since i was twelve years old. I love the trade. I started the podcast just before the first lockdown. These podcasts are stories that have happened in professional kitchens. Some are funny, some are not and some are just plain stupid. I also talk a little about what I’ve been up to, current events and the odd joke thrown in. Oh and on the odd occasion I like to write a few songs lol. Any questions are greatly appreciated.

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  • 20 episodes
  • fortnightly
  • Avg 28 min
  • English

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  • S15 · E2
    September 2 · 33 min

    A_new_outlet

    Some recipes and what the future holds for Mattyboy

  • S15 · E1
    August 19 · 31 min

    Zero fucks given

    The sound should be better than the previous two episodes

  • S14 · E7
    August 6 · 44 min

    Bad motherfucker

    In the beginning of the episode I cut off the first ten seconds. Sorry about that. Apologies that it might be hard to hear in places also but I didn’t realise that the kitchen extraction was that loud.

  • S14 · E5
    April 15 · 28 min

    Help is on the way dear

    More gym talk than anything I’m afraid. If anyone has any pointers I’m all ears

  • S14 · E4
    March 25 · 32 min

    Point blank piss

    A weekend away with the wife and kids. Then a concert and then it was some shit to deal with.

  • S14 · E2
    February 18 · 25 min

    I still got it

    More six a side football talk. More gym talk and I spot a legend on my way to physio

  • S13 · E7
    January 13 · 21 min

    No fucking fighting

    I discuss a Christmas Day service from Hell for some very unfortunate guests, gym talk and more about my football team talk and motor mouth.

  • S13 · E6
    Dec 28, 2025 · 13 min

    There’s always one

    Hit me with more questions to answer in future episodes. Any topics that I should talk about?

  • S13 · E5
    Dec 20, 2025 · 36 min

    Q&A

    More venting. It’s what I do best. Oh and a Q&A

  • S13 · E4
    Dec 2, 2025 · 33 min

    Pain in the neck

    After editing this episode, I’ve realised that I sound like Heath Ledgers Joker with a load of spit. I’m not eating I promise. I blame the dentist 🤣

  • S13 · E3
    Nov 24, 2025 · 50 min

    Back again but for how long?

    It’s been a while since I recorded the last episode of the podcast. A lot has gone on since then and I do mean a lot.

  • S12 · E6
    May 27, 2024 · 25 min

    Miliseconds don’t count

    Our break before the wedding season kicks off is here and we’re making the most of it.

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