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Comedians Joe Wilkinson & David Earl chat utter drivel to each other 3 - 5 days a week. They natter to celebrities and deep dive into guests with interesting lives (as theirs is so boring). Occasionally they plan a surprise for each other to pep it up a bit. David loves hearing about behind the scenes stuff from TV shows and writing jingles. Joe likes adventuring and is obsessed with the podcast charts. Sometimes they'll embark on a day out podding together just so they can get out of the house. It's a brilliantly chaotic podcast which occasionally covers regular topics like TV Reviews, Snooker, Canal boating and Music.

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August 7 · 24 min
S16 Ep 883: Listener’s Mailbag: Chatabands and A Fox’s Tale
In today’s Mailbag, there’s messages about dredging a canal, a back-catalogue marathon, a very late entry for Battle Of The Chatabands, not understanding shadows, a One In A Million story, a naughty tradesman and meeting your musical hero. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 6 · 40 min
S16 Ep 882: A VIP Pass To The Cure - Part 2
Picking up from the previous show, David continues his story about his magical time at The Cure’s concert at the Isle of Wight Festival. Well, this time he mainly talks about some annoying people next to him in the audience, but that didn’t stop him enjoying the whole day immensely. Plus, he and Joe discus noisy people on trains and re-visiting filming locations for The Cockfields, much of which was shot on the Isle of Wight. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 5 · 47 min
S16 Ep 881: A VIP Pass To The Cure - Part 1
First up, Joe tells David about getting locked out of his house recently - with the added stress of being topless and only wearing a little pair of shorts. So how on earth did he get out of that?! Then Joe wants to find out about David’s trip to see The Cure at The Isle of Wight Festival, which it turns out he had full backstage VIP passes for. So David sits back and recounts his magical day. And with so much to say, they obviously had to make it a double bubble episode - so part two is coming tomorrow. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 4 · 49 min
S16 Ep 880: Joe & David's Magical Sitcom Tour
The first episode of their new TV series - Joe & David's Magical Sitcom Tour - is out today on U&Gold. So it’s time for the guys to do some promotion for it on Chatabix and explain a little about what you can expect from the show. Which as you’d imagine, doesn’t go completely to plan but they do get there eventually. The three-part series sees David and Joe embark on a road trip to the real-world locations behind The Office, Porridge, and Fawlty Towers - and we hope you enjoy watching it as much as we did making it! Starting Tuesday 4 August at 9pm on U&Gold - with all episodes now available to view on demand too. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 3 · 27 min
S16 Ep 879 Vault Mondays: Ronald McDonald and The new Telly Addicts Game
It’s another dip into the Chatabix archives vault. And in this one, we chat about Ronald McDonald, M.A.S.H, doing weird things as a kid, why are we even bothering with this podcast, texting Josh Widdicombe, Joe buying Coke Zero, David's wife cooked a crap meal, and our new Telly Addicts Game. First posted on 16th April 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 31 · 42 min
S16 Ep 878 Listener’s Mailbag: Very Old Emails and First Kisses
On today’s Mailbag, David and Joe decide to find out how far back they can go back in the Yahoo account to find some really old emails, which ends up taking ages. But never fear, they manage to fill all that scrolling time with a few anecdotes. And once they're up and running, there’s emails about the missing story of Joe’s first kiss, a forgotten late night Chanel 4 show, an offer of some zookeeper tales, a Chatabiscuit picking up David-isms and a bodybuilding husband. Plus, there’s an update about David’s new friend ‘Graham’. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 30 · 41 min
S16 Ep 877: Graham’s Song and Morning Walks
Picking up from yesterday’s show, Joe wants to find out more about David’s early morning walks. But before they get into that, David updates Joe on a song he’s written about his new and very platonic relationship with a man. Then it’s on with the walking chat - and also a slightly morbid discussion about what they’d do if they ever found a dead body. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 29 · 40 min
S16 Ep 876: Men Give Their Willy No Thought
Shortly before recording today’s pod, David saw a man wearing some very revealing trousers which clearly displayed his significant ‘package’. So obviously his and Joe’s discussion about that takes up most of the show - along with their thoughts on why people wear cycling shorts and the acceptability of groups of men wearing lycra in public. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 28 · 52 min
S16 Ep 875: Clear Headed And Nothing To Say
Well this is one of those tricky eps where David and Joe have a bit of a struggle finding things to talk about. But alongside a lot of head scratching, they manage to discuss David’s morning encounter with a man trying find a conference, a very nice young man in a farm shop, an iMessage game, an Andy Warhol interview, being the loudest person in the room and plugging other people pods. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 27 · 47 min
S16 Ep 874 Vault Mondays: Experimental Party
It’s archive episode time! And in this one, we try and have a party with some Patreons and it fails. Classic Chatabix. First posted on 9th May 2022 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 24 · 34 min
S16 Ep 873 Listener’s Mailbag: Sloe Gin and Stand-offs
In this week’s rather low-energy mailbag, there’s a great meeting your hero story, the making of a very slow gin and tonic, a master of comedy writing, a traffic stand-off story, some trouser advice, Park Run questions, thoughts on South East London, more funny names and more serving famous people. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 23 · 38 min
S16 Ep 872: Being Naughty and Top 10 Names
On today’s show, David and Joe discuss wholesome teenagers, how naughty they were when they were kids, find out what the top ten names were when they were born and then what they are now. Simple as that! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 22 · 35 min
S16 Ep 871: Mind Reading and Teeth Control
Well, it turns out this is actually the second part of a double bubble episode. So picking things up from where the last show ended, David has three things to tell Joe about. 1) The lovely time he had in Henfield recently, 2) an amazing mind reading magician at a family party, 3) needing to visit the dentist. It’s all about taking control of your teeth, don’t you know. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 21 · 47 min
S16 Ep 870: Accidentally Edgy and The Coffee Crone
It’s a thematically themed episode today as Joe recounts his recent encounter with a very unpleasant person and David tells us about standing up for himself in a coffee shop. At first these two incidents might seem totally unconnected - but the links will reveal themselves as the stories unfold… FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 20 · 29 min
S16 Ep 869 Vault Mondays: Joe Shat Himself and The Brazilian Ice Cream Salesman
An archive episode for the die-hard Chatabix completists out there - as the sound quality is pretty atrocious on this one. We chat about being ill, Joe crapping himself and listen to a new version of Happy Happy Girl First posted on 1st November 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 17 · 42 min
S16 Ep 868 Listener’s Mailbag: Very Funny Names and a Young Snooper
Today’s mailbag bring us messages about a running club set up in memory of a much loved brother, what we do when listening to the pod, more comments from a weed smoker, more funny names, a couple of horrible bosses, a children’s skateboarding book and a prolific adolescent house-snooper. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 16 · 43 min
S16 Ep 867: Taking A Liking To Someone
David’s taken a liking to a man he’s recently met. So, as well as telling us all about that, he wants to know from Joe who the newest person in his life is that he likes. It turns out to be such an interesting question that they might even make it a new section for the pod. Also, there’s some chat about Henfield and Ditchling, news on the lady who might have fancied Joe, bumping into Scroobius Pip, removing a hedge and ramping it up for the pod. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 15 · 45 min
S16 Ep 866: Gossiping and Meeting Your Heroes - Ep 2
Picking up from yesterday’s show about the potential pitfalls of meeting your heroes, there’s more chat about The Cure, Joe recounts the time Roachford came on the pod and he explains just how much Glen Hoddle meant to him in his youth. Plus, the two of them dissect how embarrassingly they dealt with Pete Waterman coming on the show and David reads out a listener’s email about the time she met Robert Smith. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 14 · 43 min
S16 Ep 865: Gossiping and Meeting Your Heroes - Ep 1
Apologies in advance as today’s episode kicks off with a lot of gossiping from David and Joe. But as they can’t reveal what it’s actually about, things soon get pretty confusing. After that, David wants to talk about the upcoming Cure concert he’s going to and how he’d cope if he ever met Robert Smith in person. It turns out both him a Joe have pretty big fears about meeting their heroes and how badly they’d handle it. With so much worrying to do, they decide to turn the episode into a double bubble - so they’ll be more on that tomorrow. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 13 · 32 min
S16 Ep 864 Vault Mondays: Producer and Morning Swimming
It’s another episode unearthed from the Chata-archives. And in this one, we chat about whether we need a producer and Joe goes for a dip in Cape Town First posted on 1st June 2022 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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