Chatabix

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Comedians Joe Wilkinson & David Earl chat utter drivel to each other 3 - 5 days a week. They natter to celebrities and deep dive into guests with interesting lives (as theirs is so boring). Occasionally they plan a surprise for each other to pep it up a bit. David loves hearing about behind the scenes stuff from TV shows and writing jingles. Joe likes adventuring and is obsessed with the podcast charts. Sometimes they'll embark on a day out podding together just so they can get out of the house. It's a brilliantly chaotic podcast which occasionally covers regular topics like TV Reviews, Snooker, Canal boating and Music.

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August 25 · 46 min
S16 Ep 895: Pop-Up Tents and Haemorrhoid Tablets Pt 1
On today’s eclectic itinerary, there’s chat about renting a van, Ted Lasso, Scam Interceptors, pop-up tents, snoring, David’s root canal work, some recent quipping, a strange incident in Joe’s road and David’s uncomfortable encounter with an angry dog. Then later in the show, when Joe mentions needing to buy some haemorrhoid tablets, David immediately stops proceedings so they can make the episode a double bubble. Tune in tomorrow for the full story… FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 24 · 36 min
S16 Ep 894 Vault Mondays: Window Cleaning and Smoking Cigarettes
In this archive show from 2022, David tells Joe about his time as a window cleaner and then Joe reveals all about his cigarette smoking. First posted on 20th September 2022 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 21 · 32 min
S16 Ep 893 Listener’s Mailbag: Heroes and Dead Bodies
It’s Friday, so obviously it’s time to delve into the Chatabix mailbag again. On today’s show - meeting a footballing legend, meeting a musical hero, making mischief, some funny names, cycling shorts, finding an almost dead body, encounters with oddballs and a littering confrontation. Plus, David tells Joe about a recent awkward experience he had umpiring an under 9’s cricket match. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 20 · 51 min
S16 Ep 892: Suggs, Waterparks and Being Ignored
First up, Joe tells David about seeing the Madness singer Suggs on his train the other day. Then David wants to recount his recent trip to the Splashdown water park in Torquay for one of his son’s birthdays. And let’s just say, in spite of really liking the experience, he has a lot to say about some of the park’s other visitors. Later in the show, there’s chat about someone who’s ignoring David, answering a bunch of funny questions from school kids and an attempt to scam Joe’s mum. It’s a jam-packed show! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 19 · 1 hr 9 min
S16 Ep 891: TV Joe Hasn’t A Clue
It’s about time for another of TV Joe’s quizzes and as luck would have it, here he is! For this episode he’s gone all Radio 4 and prepared something slightly different - his version of the classic panel show ’I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue’. So settle back and listen to how David and Joe fair with all the quips, cleverness and singing that the different rounds call for. Plus, they have a quick go at Des O’Connor’s famous Yes/No game. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 18 · 55 min
S16 Ep 890: The Good, The Bad & The Football
Back in the midst of this summer’s World Cup, Joe was lucky enough to be invited onto his favourite football podcast - The Good, The Bad & The Football - hosted by Paul Scholes, Nicky Butt and Paddy McGuinness. So in this episode, he finally gets to tell David everything about the experience. And what with David being a life-long Manchester United fan, he’s almost as excited hearing about it as Joe was being a guest on the show. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 17 · 27 min
S16 Ep 889 Vault Mondays: Joe's Weight and Joe's Impressions
We’re heading back to the early days of the pod for this archive show. In this one, we chatted about bleak venues, other podcasts, Joe's impressions, Joe's weight loss, Joe's speed eating, Deacon Blue, Talent Agency feedback and finish with Part 3 of our Howard's Way watch-along. First posted on 20 April 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 14 · 29 min
S16 Ep 888 Listener’s Mailbag: Sex Shops and Epic Catch-Ups
In today’s very varied Mailbag, there’s messages about a youthful massage, checking out sex shops, Joe look-a-likes, the Tower Of Power at Siam Park, a ’catching up with Chatabix’ apology, stolen VW badges and a lovely bit of Sting trivia. Happy Friday! FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 13 · 48 min
S16 Ep 887: Joe’s List of Delights
Joe’s starting writing a list of things to talk about on the pod and in this episode, he’s want to see if they spark any interest with David. Subjects include watching a man dig a grave, covers bands, Joe’s stolen beach shoes, watching trucks queuing outside a Travis Perkins, hugging too much, losing your temper and loving camaraderie. After that, David shows Joe’s the cricket bat he had signed by the England team and they daydream about what it’d be like to work at professional cricket or football club. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 12 · 43 min
S16 Ep 886: The Man Who Leaves No Trace
On today’s show, David tells Joe about a suspicious ‘cold-call’ gardener he’s just been speaking with, they both recount tales of rouge traders they’ve used in the past and David attempts some online investigations. Then, as Joe’s been staying in Bristol for the past few days where he went to art college in his early 20s, he really noticed the different way he experienced the city as a 51 year old. So you can expect lots of introspection about getting old - and some chat about window cleaning too. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 11 · 49 min
S16 Ep 885: David’s Test Match Special
David’s just had a magical day at the Trent Bridge Test Match in Nottingham, made even more special as he and his family met Ben Stokes outside the grounds beforehand. Little did they know that later that day Ben would be announcing his retirement from international cricket. So it was a big day for all concerned - and David wants to tell Joe everything about it. They also discuss direct messages, getting autographs, the wonderful Andy Zaltzman and if they could ever blag a job as a sports commentator. For those in the know, this episode was obviously recorded a little earlier in the summer. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 10 · 24 min
S16 Ep 884 Vault Mondays: Sunglasses and Nigel Farage
Time for another archive show! In this episode we talked about sunglasses, audio issues, acting, Joe's dream, lacking self confidence, David's being a Tory, Richard Herring's podcast numbers, Nigel Farage, Joe's chat with Rob Beckett, David's fruity intro/outro. First posted on 3rd June 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 7 · 24 min
S16 Ep 883: Listener’s Mailbag: Chatabands and A Fox’s Tale
In today’s Mailbag, there’s messages about dredging a canal, a back-catalogue marathon, a very late entry for Battle Of The Chatabands, not understanding shadows, a One In A Million story, a naughty tradesman and meeting your musical hero. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 6 · 40 min
S16 Ep 882: A VIP Pass To The Cure - Part 2
Picking up from the previous show, David continues his story about his magical time at The Cure’s concert at the Isle of Wight Festival. Well, this time he mainly talks about some annoying people next to him in the audience, but that didn’t stop him enjoying the whole day immensely. Plus, he and Joe discus noisy people on trains and re-visiting filming locations for The Cockfields, much of which was shot on the Isle of Wight. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 5 · 47 min
S16 Ep 881: A VIP Pass To The Cure - Part 1
First up, Joe tells David about getting locked out of his house recently - with the added stress of being topless and only wearing a little pair of shorts. So how on earth did he get out of that?! Then Joe wants to find out about David’s trip to see The Cure at The Isle of Wight Festival, which it turns out he had full backstage VIP passes for. So David sits back and recounts his magical day. And with so much to say, they obviously had to make it a double bubble episode - so part two is coming tomorrow. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 4 · 49 min
S16 Ep 880: Joe & David's Magical Sitcom Tour
The first episode of their new TV series - Joe & David's Magical Sitcom Tour - is out today on U&Gold. So it’s time for the guys to do some promotion for it on Chatabix and explain a little about what you can expect from the show. Which as you’d imagine, doesn’t go completely to plan but they do get there eventually. The three-part series sees David and Joe embark on a road trip to the real-world locations behind The Office, Porridge, and Fawlty Towers - and we hope you enjoy watching it as much as we did making it! Starting Tuesday 4 August at 9pm on U&Gold - with all episodes now available to view on demand too. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 3 · 27 min
S16 Ep 879 Vault Mondays: Ronald McDonald and The new Telly Addicts Game
It’s another dip into the Chatabix archives vault. And in this one, we chat about Ronald McDonald, M.A.S.H, doing weird things as a kid, why are we even bothering with this podcast, texting Josh Widdicombe, Joe buying Coke Zero, David's wife cooked a crap meal, and our new Telly Addicts Game. First posted on 16th April 2021 FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 31 · 42 min
S16 Ep 878 Listener’s Mailbag: Very Old Emails and First Kisses
On today’s Mailbag, David and Joe decide to find out how far back they can go back in the Yahoo account to find some really old emails, which ends up taking ages. But never fear, they manage to fill all that scrolling time with a few anecdotes. And once they're up and running, there’s emails about the missing story of Joe’s first kiss, a forgotten late night Chanel 4 show, an offer of some zookeeper tales, a Chatabiscuit picking up David-isms and a bodybuilding husband. Plus, there’s an update about David’s new friend ‘Graham’. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 30 · 41 min
S16 Ep 877: Graham’s Song and Morning Walks
Picking up from yesterday’s show, Joe wants to find out more about David’s early morning walks. But before they get into that, David updates Joe on a song he’s written about his new and very platonic relationship with a man. Then it’s on with the walking chat - and also a slightly morbid discussion about what they’d do if they ever found a dead body. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 29 · 40 min
S16 Ep 876: Men Give Their Willy No Thought
Shortly before recording today’s pod, David saw a man wearing some very revealing trousers which clearly displayed his significant ‘package’. So obviously his and Joe’s discussion about that takes up most of the show - along with their thoughts on why people wear cycling shorts and the acceptability of groups of men wearing lycra in public. FOR ALL THINGS CHATABIX'Y FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/CONTACT: YouTube Instagram TikTok Patreon Merch Email us at chatabix@yahoo.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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