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Can You Don't?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.

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June 17 · 1 hr 26 min
Can You Don't? | People Meat. Red Light. TNT. Olive Garden.
Dating can land you in some pretty weird situations... but one that involves forced marriage, satanic rituals, and Olive Garden usually isn't on that list. Let's talk about that, choosing your Catholic confirmation saint after your pecker's nickname, the ultimate orgy buzzkill, Bryan running his family into financial ruin by running red lights, and more on today's episode of Can you Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/gvKNEUTSdWA Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
June 10 · 1 hr 38 min
Can You Don't? | Four. Amazing. Years. Thank You.
FOUR PHACKING YEARS? You’ve listened, shared, reviewed, showed up, and kept this thing going. Whether you’ve been here from episode one or just recently found us, we genuinely appreciate you giving us your time every week. We don’t take it lightly. Thanks for being here. *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/VlrstuR67K4 Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
June 3 · 1 hr 16 min
Can You Don't? | Prison Pocket. Paid to Jerk. Russia. Moon Base.
And to think we've all been masturbating for free this whole time... when we could be getting paid! Let's talk about that, another example of why it's great not to live in Russia, humans have been hiding things in our butts since the beginning of time, the last time you had a five course meal, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/buOFf7l9LEo Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
May 27 · 1 hr 18 min
Can You Don't? | Hot Peppers. Best Friend. Lock. Fingerprints.
Ohhhhh the joys of parenting. Nothing really brings a father and son together like completely shattering trust because you're a dipshit. Let's talk about that, pissing a random dude off during a foursome because you have a massive hog, getting locked out of the house when you really need to poop, getting railed by Big Bird, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/TPP4KOpp8UM Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
May 20 · 1 hr 30 min
Can You Don't? | Castaway. Gushers. Push Door. Shoe Phone.
Pro tip: when you're getting arrested and the cops ask you to call your family, don't take your shoe off and try to use it as a phone. It's not a good look. Let's talk about that, what really is the color of the middle light on a stoplight, a wild night with some wild girls, plastic wrapping a nativity scene to save time next Christmas, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/Ksftwq0hysM Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
May 13 · 1 hr 16 min
Can You Don't? | Canned Salmon. Verification. Penguins. Comforter.
Doesn't it seem like the older you get, the sadder visiting Las Vegas becomes? Bryan just went there and returned with some wonderful examples of the sadness. Let's talk about that, having a giant black sex toy glued to your forehead for five years, drawing on fake mustaches in order to bypass age requirements online, raising money for brain cancer treatment through a lemonade stand, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/YbHL_2K6678 Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
May 6 · 1 hr 32 min
Can You Don't? | Old Lady. Bee Truck. Tissue Mirror. Super Wake.
Have you ever danced with a random old lady in a grocery store parking lot? No? Maybe you should. Let's talk about that, and SUUUUUPER WAAAAAAAAAAAKE! That's it... it will all make sense. *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/LfNhwd336c4 Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
April 29 · 1 hr 24 min
Can You Don't? | Wild Boar. Incident Report. Singed. Beach Ball.
Have you ever been kicked out of a bar but have no idea why? Well, this was a first for Joe. Let's talk about that, a clever use for AI robots in the city, paying a stranger to be your friend while checking off your bucket list items, a bunch of conspiracy theories that ended up being true, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/o5sct3snQ6c Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
April 22 · 1 hr 30 min
Can You Don't? | Sliding Gloves. Terrorist. Remodel. Ted's Face.
I mean... we love a good raccoon penis as much as the next guy, but chopping one of some roadkill in front of your family and claiming it's for research is pretty wild. Let's talk about that, domestic differences when it comes to remodeling your house, why are kids so cool playing sports these days, working with someone all day long who has your semen all over their face, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/dcw9M5J4lNw Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
April 15 · 1 hr 49 min
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200 episodes. That’s a lot of words, a lot of laughs, and an alarming amount of things we probably shouldn’t have said out loud. Seriously though, thank you. Whether you’ve been here since episode one or you just found us and immediately questioned your life choices, we’re so glad you’re here. The fact that you keep hitting play, sharing the show, and letting us be part of your day means everything to us. You’ve helped turn this into something way bigger than we ever imagined, and we don’t take that lightly… even if we do take everything else lightly. Here’s to 200 episodes of “Can You Don’t”… and plenty more questionable conversations ahead. We appreciate the hell out of you. *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://www.patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on Youtube: https://youtu.be/QuU-6hNZ9cs Send in segment content: heyguys@canyoudontpodcast.com Merch: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Merch Inquires: store@canyoudontpodcast.com FB: http://facebook.com/canyoudontpodcast IG: http://instagram.com/canyoudontpodcast YouTube Channel: https://bit.ly/3wyt5rt Official Website: http://canyoudontpodcast.com Custom Music Beds by Zach Cohen Fan Mail: Can You Don't? PO Box 1062 Coeur d'Alene, ID 83816 Hugs and tugs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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