Crystal and Baby Lame
A thoughtful podcast about stupid movies!
Camp Classics is a bi-weekly podcast exploring queer and queer-coded cinema, hosted by Crystal (RuPaul's Drag Race UK S1) and award-winning drag monstrosity Baby Lame.
Hiya campers! You wanna hear a scary campfire story? This one’s about a low-budget problematic 80’s slasher! Sleepaway Camp is one of the most offensive films we’ve covered yet, so listener BEWARE! Patreon (GAYTREON) members get an extended (video) cut of this episode. Join us at https://www.patreon.com/c/CampClassicsPodcast #sleepawaycamp #slasher #campclassics #horror #podcast
Where DOES the pollen go? In our most disagreed film yet, Baby and Crystal look at Grease 2, the hornier, weirder, druggier 1982 FLOP! Starring a fresh-faced Michelle Pfeiffer and Max Caulfield, in the role that destroyed his career! Patreon members get an extended (video) cut of this episode. Join us at https://www.patreon.com/c/CampClassicsPodcast #grease #greasetwo #campclassics #michellepfeiffer
We don’t believe in the glorification of murder, but we DO believe in the empowerment of women! Baby, Crystal and special guest Frazer (Ur Welcome America Podcast) dive into Kill Bill: Volume 1 and try and figure out why gay people can’t stop saying mother! Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on insta at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. Join our Gaytreon at https://www.patreon.com/c/campclassicspodcast for the EXTENDED CUT of this episode, AND a bonus episode every month, PLUS the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two queers with unqualified opinions!
Ring Pirates! Donut Punchers! A dog named Herpes! Priscilla has it all! For Pride month, Baby and Crystal discuss 1994's Australian road trip classic, THE ADVENTURES OF PRISCILLA, QUEEN OF THE DESERT! Two drag queens discussing a drag movie? Groundbreaking. Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on insta at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. Join our Gaytreon at https://www.patreon.com/c/campclassicspodcast for an extended cut of this episode, and a bonus episode every month, plus the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two queers with unqualified opinions!
Madonna is on trial for murder, and her HOT BODY is the weapon! Sounds like a perfect premise for a Camp Classic! In this episode, Baby and Crystal delve into the 1993 flop BODY OF EVIDENCE, starring Madonna as a Basic Instinct knock-off kinky muderess! Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on insta at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. Join our Gaytreon at https://www.patreon.com/c/campclassicspodcast for a bonus episode every month, plus the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two queers with unqualified opinions!
Is The Devil Wears Prada a Camp Classic? No no, that wasn’t a question. Another movie in the canon of "there's always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs after you", hear Baby and Crystal’s SUPER FRESH takes just in time for the sequel. Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on insta at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. Join our Gaytreon for a bonus episode every month, plus the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two queers with unqualified opinions!
Strap on your rollerskates and rack up the drugs, because Baby and Crystal are discussing 54. In this episode we discuss the hetty version (theatrical) and the chaotic bisexual version (director's cut) of this Studio-54-based coming-of-age mess. 54 stars Ryan Phillipe, Salma Hayek, Mike Myers, Neve Campbell and Breckin Myer.
I don't know if we mentioned, but we recently contributed to the British Film Institute's prestigious Flare Festival! NO BIG DEAL. Here is our live recording! This episode features special guests Charlie Craggs, Juno Dawson and Travis Alabanza, and we cover Spice World! The Ring! And Kindergarten Cop! Clips in the live show have been trimmed for the audio version.
Strap in campers! Baby and Crystal discuss the 80s shoulder-padded fantasy of Troop Beverly Hills. Now with video! PLUS a special bonus interview with the one and only LOREEN! Join our Gaytreon at https://www.patreon.com/c/campclassicspodcast for a bonus episode every month, plus the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two queers with unqualified opinions!
Are you a good swan or a bad swan? Welcome to the new genre we're calling "there's always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs after you", as we delve into 2010's BLACK SWAN. Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on insta at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. Join our Gaytreon at https://www.patreon.com/c/campclassicspodcast for a bonus episode every month, plus the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two queers with unqualified opinions!
Agalmatophilia (n.) A paraphilia involving sexual attraction to a statue, doll, mannequin, or other similar figurative object. Also known as 1987’s horny screwball comedy, Mannequin. Will this movie spring to life? Or is it just one big dummy? Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on insta at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. Join our Gaytreon at https://www.patreon.com/c/campclassicspodcast for a bonus episode every month, plus the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two queers with unqualified opinions!
In a Camp Classics first, we're pitting two titans of psychosexual dramas against each other, it's Cruel Intentions vs Dangerous Liaisons! It's Glenn Close vs Sarah Michelle Geller! A sentence which honestly shouldn't ever have to be uttered. This episode guest stars Sue Gives A F*ck. Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on insta at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. | Join our Gaytreon at https://www.patreon.com/c/campclassicspodcast for a bonus episode every month, plus the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two queers with unqualified opinions!
Wagon Wheel Watusi! Welcome to the pod - CHER. Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on insta at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. | Join our Gaytreon at https://www.patreon.com/c/campclassicspodcast for a bonus episode every month, plus the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two queers with unqualified opinions!
You're not YOUNG! We say this to help you... Baby and Crystal delve into the high-camp world of Notes On A Scandal. Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on insta at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. | Join our Gaytreon at https://www.patreon.com/c/campclassicspodcast for a bonus episode every month, plus the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two queers with unqualified opinions!
Lights, camera, and us without a stitch of makeup on! Crystal and Baby discuss the most smartest teen flick ever ... DROP DEAD GORGEOUS. Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on insta at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. | Join our Gaytreon at https://www.patreon.com/c/campclassicspodcast for a bonus episode every month, plus the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two queers with unqualified opinions!
Don’t call her BABE! In this unlocked gaytreon exclusive episode, Crystal and Baby Lame take a long, hard look at Pamela Anderson’s 1996 magnum opus BARB WIRE. Gaytreon subscribers get a bonus episode every month, and you get the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two queers with unqualified opinions! What do you think of our rating? Let us know in the comments!
DON’T FEED THEM AFTER MIDNIGHT! In this extra festive episode, Baby and Crystal discuss 1984’s Christmas classic GREMLINS. Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on instagram at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. Join our Gaytreon : subscribers get a bonus episode every month, and you get the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two queers with unqualified opinions to make this silly podcast!
FINISH HIM! Baby and Crystal dive into the oiled-up muscle-queen bitch-fest that is 1995’s Mortal Kombat! How many times can we play the opening theme? It’s more than you think. Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on instagram at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. Join our Gaytreon : subscribers get a bonus episode every month, and you get the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two queers with unqualified opinions to make this silly podcast!
This is your sign to skip the bin-fire rage-bait that is “All’s Fair” and rewatch The First Wives Club instead! Is there anything more powerful than 3 women? Baby and Crystal discuss this 1996 classic. But is it a CAMP classic? Out Now!
“A one woman Sodom and Gomorrah if you will!” We’re closing out spooky season with the one and only ELVIRA: MISTRESS OF THE DARK! Elvira is more than a great set of boobs …. she’s also an incredible pair of legs. Do you agree with our rating? Follow us on instagram at @campclassicspodcast and let us know. Join our Gaytreon : subscribers get a bonus episode every month, and you get the warm fuzzy feeling of supporting two queers with unqualified opinions to make a silly podcast!