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Bottle Crow Reborn

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Chaotic variety comedy with a dash of Dota for seasoning! Nick and Six talk fast food, home improvement, Air Bud, or whatever crosses their minds armed with a soundboard, a strange friendship, and a foundational principle of "no and."

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  • Wednesday · length unknown

    Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 219 – The Funk and the Gunk

    lotta things went wrong here. we dont gotta dissect them. we just gotta hit publish and then we can move on. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show notes as well as chat with us and other listeners! Theres also the S

  • October 21 · length unknown

    Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 218 – An Act of Skin-Stretching

    Nothing to do with our episode, but... were so sorry skeletons/youre so misunderstood? What exactly is misunderstood about skeletons? Half damage from slashing weapons, vulnerable to holy damage, some of them you have to smash the skull or theyll just ge

  • October 5 · length unknown

    Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 217 – Blue Collar Manners

    You can understand something and not get it. Like, I understand better what Nick was thinking now. But I dont get it. I will never GET it. It cant be done. His mind, if it can be called such, does not follow human paths and methods of deduction and reaso

  • September 19 · length unknown

    Bottle Crow Arteezy’s Speakeasy 1 – Apex Breakfast

    Teaaaaa tiiiiime! You know, after we recorded this, I noticed two BONUS TEAS that I was given by Harvey & Sons that I can try next time. Theyre not, you know... BREAKFAST teas. The best teas, or at least my favorites. Though I do also like a nice ool

  • September 12 · length unknown

    Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 216 – Huey Lemons and the Looms

    yknow. im eating twizzlers rn. and. no? no. why do we tolerate these. like, i enjoyed them when i was a kid. because kids are morons. but this is lightly artifical strawberry flavored wax. this SUCKS. this is BAD. honestly red vine isnt like gods gift to

  • August 13 · length unknown

    Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 215 – Latent Juices

    Professor Latent and the Curious Juices. ...Boy I hate that, I started typing and the end result sucked, huh? Many such cases. Anyway please enjoy the first and probably last podcast where Im high. Unless you count the painkillers, thats happened before

  • August 4 · length unknown

    Bottle Crow Reborn – Patch 7.41e Special

    But not really. We BARELY talk about the patch. Its really a Hatcast. And there are a few winners, but its mostly a dire Hatcast. ...Not dire like Dire like Radiant and Dire. Dire like bad. Bad hats. You get the idea. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to c

  • July 15 · length unknown

    Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 214 – Paint the Door, Get on the Floor

    One roadtrip later, and our relationship is forever changed. Probably. Ill be honest, it doesnt feel that different. Oh, let me offer you an update! A lot of the problems I bring up in this episode have since been addressed. I have a window AC unit and i

  • June 16 · length unknown

    Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 213 – For the Want of Pop Rocks

    Given that I was on painkillers for this recording, editing it was a journey of huh I dont remember any of this. Did I say that? Ok. And I didnt say anything too wild. This was in fact a very tame episode. But its a strange feeling. Join the Bottle Cr

  • June 3 · length unknown

    Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 212 – Presumably There’s A Persia

    Motorslice fans please dont talk to me, please get away from me. Its time for the debut of Games Critic Nick as he gets surprisingly worked up about a bad, semi-horny semi-action game voiced by the lady you all know and love from Kramer Hentai Adventure

  • April 26 · length unknown

    Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 211 – Buce Spingsteen

    There was no such thing as a small town on a Forge World like Novus Jersey, but The Bosss hometown was as close as you could find. Still, between the massive factoriums and their choking clouds of black smoke, the sky was a rare sight, even on the least

  • April 16 · length unknown

    Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 210.1 – Corpus Christi

    Well, Nick was a very good sport about trying to guess all the pokemon. Its only fair if I do the same. Warning- mine takes longer, and is MUCH more boring. Great podcast to fall asleep to. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted sho

  • March 28 · length unknown

    Bottle Crow Reborn – Patch 7.41 Special

    Theres a part of me thats surprised we still do these. Should we do them for Deadlock? Idk, I just had that thought, Ill run it by Nick. Facets are dead, Tinker is... interesting, Meepo changes are NUTTY, idk gang well see how this patch shapes out in pl

  • February 20 · length unknown

    Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 209 – He Has To Bounce On It

    Sorry, Nicks cat: I tried to think of another good title, but this is all I had. Blame your misfortune on the circumstances of your birth. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show notes as well as chat with us and other listener

  • February 5 · length unknown

    Bottle Crow Reborn Gackyshow 1 – Artifact of Child Lore

    Some might say with a name like EternalEnvy we should have anticipated ways in which he might become someone we didnt want to hitch our wagon to. That maybe him turning into a greedy and craven day trader was less of a transformation and more of a reveal

  • January 7 · length unknown

    Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 208 – Justice for Emma

    I will never doubt Emma again. ...I will doubt Emma again. I wonder if shes ever had giardiniera. Do you think shes Chicagoan? Or Italian? I mean she sounds American, but, I cant narrow down more than that. I do feel Midwest, because the Midwest is gener

  • Dec 27, 2025 · length unknown

    Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 207 – In Rhode Island with the Small Butt

    A little holiday cheer goes a bit... too far as we pod for almost two and a half hours. Inside, there are celebrations, theres a little despair, theres Hot, Haz, and Claus, and maybe, just maybe... a little hope. Nah Im kidding, no hope here. Not our bra

  • Dec 20, 2025 · length unknown

    Bottle Crow Reborn – Patch 7.40 Special

    This guitar-playing hero has to play Guitar Hero to power his ult! The Note Highway is open to all those whose hearts move to the beat. And for everyone else, there are some truly daring new hats, the beginning of the end of facets, minor hero reworks, a

  • Dec 10, 2025 · length unknown

    Bottle Crow Reborn Episode 206 – A Very Thankful Episode 2025

    OR: White Fuge Balmore It would be a shame to waste a pretty fantastic title, so I put it there, even though the Thankful Episode doesnt get a specific title like that. Yknow, if you add a comma, it could be like... a rare spawn in Final Fantasy XI. W

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