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Bite-Sized: A Twilight Podcast

Ben Hebert

For those who grew up loving Twilight, and those just joining the Twilight Renaissance! We watch the Twilight movies one scene at a time -- dissecting the lore, analyzing characters, and make sense of the science Stephenie Meyer created along the way. Hosted by Chicago comedians Ben Hebert and Sarah Murphy!

Follow the podcast: https://www.instagram.com/bitesizedpod_/

Twilight: Episode 1 - Episode 69 (nice)
New Moon: Episode 70 - Present

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  • 27 episodes
  • weekly
  • Avg 33 min
  • English
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  • S2 · E50
    Monday · 32 min

    Ep. 119 - [HEAVY BREATHING SOUNDS]

    In the very one-hundred-and-nineteenth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 49 (1:46:43-1:49:31)! They talk about Bella rotations, Edward chokeslams, and fight choreography! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

  • S2 · E49
    October 12 · 32 min

    Ep. 118 - Aro Through My Heart

    In the very one-hundred-and-eighteenth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 48 (1:42:48-1:46:43)! They talk about seasonal depression, Edward's neck, and Forever Twilight in Forks! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

  • S2 · E48
    October 5 · 30 min

    Ep. 117 - Die Fartermaus

    In the very one-hundred-and-seventeenth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben, Sarah, & Cody Lee Walker discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 47 (1:41:27-1:42:48)! They talk about opera, vampire secretaries, and farting! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

  • S2 · E47
    September 28 · 31 min

    Ep. 116 - LOVE IS REAL

    In the very one-hundred-and-episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 46(1:38:50-1:41:27)! They talk about henchmen, Alice's parking job, and the beautiful irrationality of love! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

  • S2 · E46
    September 21 · 34 min

    Ep. 115 - The Twelfth Bing Bong

    In the very one-hundred-and-fifteenth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 45 (1:36:47-1:38:50)! They talk about cinematography, color theory, and and a big clock that go bing bong! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

  • S2 · E45
    September 14 · 31 min

    Ep. 114 - Sun Facts

    In the very one-hundred-and-fourteenth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 44 (1:35:15-1:36:47)! They talk about the sun, Alice's crimes, and vampire fact vs. myth! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

  • S2 · E44
    September 7 · 33 min

    Ep. 113 - Three Cool Chairs and Also Edward is There

    In the very one-hundred-and-thirteenth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 43 (1:34:16-1:35:15)! They talk about cool chairs, inflight movies, and Michael Sheen's award nominations! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

  • S2 · E43
    August 31 · 32 min

    Ep. 112 - Flying Virgin

    In the very one-hundred-and-twelfth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 42 (1:32:41-1:34:16)! They talk about podcast history, air shows, and read to you! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

  • S2 · E42
    August 24 · 35 min

    Ep. 111 - Bad Connections All Around

    In the very one-hundred-and-eleventh episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 41 (1:29:48-1:32:41)! They talk about phone calls, being vulnerable, and movie theatre etiquette! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

  • S2 · E41
    August 17 · 30 min

    Ep. 110 - Ah! A Girl!

    In the very one-hundred-and-tenth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 40(1:27:02-1:29:48)! They talk about vampire jumpscares, werewolf grudges, and Edward's travels! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

  • S2 · E40
    August 10 · 31 min

    Ep. 109 - No Regrets, All Kisses

    In the very one-hundred-and-ninth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 39(1:23:37-1:27:02)! They talk about failed relationships, vampire odors, and yell at a fictional teenager because they can't yell at their teenage selves! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

  • S2 · E39
    August 3 · 30 min

    Ep. 108 - The Harry J. Fishwater Memorial Episode

    In the very one-hundred-and-eighth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 38 (1:22:25-1:23:37)! They talk about a great man who meant a lot to a lot of people. We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

  • S2 · E38
    July 27 · 30 min

    Ep. 107 - Follow the Bubbles, Bella!

    In the very one-hundred-and-seventh episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 37(1:20:10-1:22:25)! They talk about high school fashion, vampire buoyancy, and read some real emo shit! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

  • S2 · E37
    July 20 · 30 min

    Ep. 106 - Oblivia Swan

    In the very one-hundred-and-sixth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 36 (1:16:44-1:20:10)! They talk about Harry's bad lying, Chris Weitz's amazing cinematography, and Charlie's complete lack of attention to his surroundings! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

  • S2 · E36
    July 13 · 34 min

    Ep. 105 - Boy Patrol

    In the very one-hundred-and-fifth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 35(1:15:58-1:16:44)! They talk about boys, patrols, and the looming threat of a bug! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

  • S2 · E35
    July 6 · 32 min

    Ep. 104 - The First Annual Bella Stop Talking Day

    In the very one-hundred-and-fourth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 34(1:13:52-1:15:58)! They talk about humansplaining, werewolf self-hatred, and Laurent's shiny head! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

  • S2 · E34
    June 29 · 34 min

    Ep. 103 - Emily McMuffin of the Washington McMuffins

    In the very one-hundred-and-second episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 33 (1:11:14-1:13:52)! They talk about giant muffins, a beautiful cabin, and meet Emily Fishwater! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

  • S2 · E33
    June 22 · 32 min

    Ep. 102 - JortsCon 2009

    In the very one-hundred-and-second episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 32(1:09:10-1:11:14)! They talk about more jorts, quesadillas, and get all French! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

  • S2 · E32
    June 16 · 33 min

    Ep. 101 - Belly Button Standoff

    In the very one-hundred-and-first episode of Bite-Sized, Ben, Sarah, & Ben discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 31 (1:04:39-1:09:10)! They talk about belly buttons, werewolf telepathy, and teenage angst! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

  • S2 · E31
    June 8 · 53 min

    EPISODE 100

    In the very ONE-HUNDREDTH episode of Bite-Sized, Ben, Sarah, & Ben play Twilight trivia to celebrate episode 100! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

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