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Bite-Sized: A Twilight Podcast

Ben Hebert

Join comedian Ben Hebert as he watches the Twilight movies one scene at a time and discusses them with a new guest every week!

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  • 20 episodes
  • weekly
  • Avg 33 min
  • English
  • S2 · E43
    Monday · 32 min

    Ep. 112 - Flying Virgin

    In the very one-hundred-and-twelfth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 42 (1:32:41-1:34:16)! They talk about podcast history, air shows, and read to you! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

  • S2 · E42
    August 24 · 35 min

    Ep. 111 - Bad Connections All Around

    In the very one-hundred-and-eleventh episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 41 (1:29:48-1:32:41)! They talk about phone calls, being vulnerable, and movie theatre etiquette! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

  • S2 · E41
    August 17 · 30 min

    Ep. 110 - Ah! A Girl!

    In the very one-hundred-and-tenth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 40(1:27:02-1:29:48)! They talk about vampire jumpscares, werewolf grudges, and Edward's travels! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

  • S2 · E40
    August 10 · 31 min

    Ep. 109 - No Regrets, All Kisses

    In the very one-hundred-and-ninth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 39(1:23:37-1:27:02)! They talk about failed relationships, vampire odors, and yell at a fictional teenager because they can't yell at their teenage selves! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

  • S2 · E39
    August 3 · 30 min

    Ep. 108 - The Harry J. Fishwater Memorial Episode

    In the very one-hundred-and-eighth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 38 (1:22:25-1:23:37)! They talk about a great man who meant a lot to a lot of people. We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

  • S2 · E38
    July 27 · 30 min

    Ep. 107 - Follow the Bubbles, Bella!

    In the very one-hundred-and-seventh episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 37(1:20:10-1:22:25)! They talk about high school fashion, vampire buoyancy, and read some real emo shit! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

  • S2 · E37
    July 20 · 30 min

    Ep. 106 - Oblivia Swan

    In the very one-hundred-and-sixth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 36 (1:16:44-1:20:10)! They talk about Harry's bad lying, Chris Weitz's amazing cinematography, and Charlie's complete lack of attention to his surroundings! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

  • S2 · E36
    July 13 · 34 min

    Ep. 105 - Boy Patrol

    In the very one-hundred-and-fifth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 35(1:15:58-1:16:44)! They talk about boys, patrols, and the looming threat of a bug! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

  • S2 · E35
    July 6 · 32 min

    Ep. 104 - The First Annual Bella Stop Talking Day

    In the very one-hundred-and-fourth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 34(1:13:52-1:15:58)! They talk about humansplaining, werewolf self-hatred, and Laurent's shiny head! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

  • S2 · E34
    June 29 · 34 min

    Ep. 103 - Emily McMuffin of the Washington McMuffins

    In the very one-hundred-and-second episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 33 (1:11:14-1:13:52)! They talk about giant muffins, a beautiful cabin, and meet Emily Fishwater! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

  • S2 · E33
    June 22 · 32 min

    Ep. 102 - JortsCon 2009

    In the very one-hundred-and-second episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 32(1:09:10-1:11:14)! They talk about more jorts, quesadillas, and get all French! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

  • S2 · E32
    June 16 · 33 min

    Ep. 101 - Belly Button Standoff

    In the very one-hundred-and-first episode of Bite-Sized, Ben, Sarah, & Ben discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 31 (1:04:39-1:09:10)! They talk about belly buttons, werewolf telepathy, and teenage angst! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

  • S2 · E31
    June 8 · 53 min

    EPISODE 100

    In the very ONE-HUNDREDTH episode of Bite-Sized, Ben, Sarah, & Ben play Twilight trivia to celebrate episode 100! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

  • S2 · E30
    June 1 · 32 min

    Ep. 99 - Smashion Jorts

    In the very ninety-ninth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 30(1:03:43-1:05:39)! They talk about gaslighting the Swans, vampire fighting, and werewolf fashion! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

  • S2 · E29
    May 25 · 34 min

    Ep. 98 - Launana

    In the very ninety-eighth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 29 (59:43-1:03:43)! They talk about Laurent, the Minions, and finally meet some werewolves! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

  • S2 · E28
    May 18 · 30 min

    Ep. 97 - The Worst Sixty Seconds of the Movie So Far

    In the very ninety-seventh episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 28 (58:43-59:43)! They talk about Bella walking through the woods and that's it because that's pretty much the only thing going on in this absolute nothing of a scene! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

  • S2 · E27
    May 11 · 33 min

    Ep. 96 - Jacob's Future is Unwritten

    In the very ninety-sixth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben, Sarah, and Mindy Shore discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 27 (55:18-58:43)! They talk about Bella's hobbies, Jacob's tattoos, and Edward's politics! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

  • S2 · E26
    May 4 · 31 min

    Ep. 95 - Harry Fishwater's Mojo Dojo Casa House

    In the very ninety-fifth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 26 (54:10-55:18)! They talk about football, fan fiction, and hang out with the boys! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

  • S2 · E25
    April 27 · 34 min

    Ep. 94 - An Exploration of Interior Architecture

    In the very ninety-fourth episode of Bite-Sized, Ben, Sarah, and Allen Lucas discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 25 (50:29-54:10)! They talk about Canadian indie films, the symbolism of mirrors, and interior architecture! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

  • S2 · E24
    April 20 · 30 min

    Ep. 93 - Frickin Faceshoot

    In the very ninety-third episode of Bite-Sized, Ben & Sarah discuss The Twilight Saga: New Moon - Scene 24 (49:53-50:29)! They talk about holding hands, Bella's alternate futures, and a vampire movie that isn't Twilight! We want to hear from you! Follow the show on social media (@bitesizedpod_ on YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok), email myfavoritetwilightpodcast@gmail.com or go to patreon.com/TwilightPodcast!

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