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Demi Lardner & Tom Walker

Demi Lardner and Tom Walker are doing this and no-one can stop them. This is a podcast for no cowards.

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  • Monday · 1 hr

    ep 397 - I am the owner of Tiny Hiney Farm

    Here is the video of this episode. AHAH I am uploading a podcast episode. But why? I should be at my post at the front of Tiny Hiney Farm. I need to be there. I should be sitting peacefully in my armchair at Tiny Hiney Farm, wearing a shirt covered in AI-generated images of my animals, staring at my animals as they do nothing or doze, which is doing more or less than nothing, depending on how I feel about the animal at that time. But here I am in front of a laptop sitting on a messy desk interfacing with multiple user interfaces at once - patreon, acast and youtube - uploading an episode across three separate posts. Why? Something has gone wrong. The animals are abandoned. I am here. I am at Tiny Hiney Farm. Something has gone wrong. I am lost. I am not here patreon for more episodes: patreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • November 5 · 57 min

    ep 396 - a peaceful chew from a horse

    ch eck it out, ya'll: you can click this link and watch the video here Today, we must talk poop. Poop and horse. Yes, the gentle wonder of the horse and the healing energy it applies to me. I will achieve oneness by having my hair sweetly nibbled by a horse. Or maybe instead I will have my trauma healed when a gentle brown mare lays her full chin on my face and then kinda just stands there and hangs out. And maybe I have a towel on my face? check out the patreon for more episodes: patreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • October 29 · 54 min

    ep 395 - a shocking amount of Katy Perry talk

    check out the video for this episode over here! Tom and Demi are here to have a nice time doing. What? Okay. Really? They're talking about Katy Perry? That seems unlikely. Alright. Really? For how long? Jesus Christ. Well, Enjoy the episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • October 24 · 58 min

    ep 394 - a cool new twist on sucking one's self

    You can watch this episode on youtube HERE More episodes on the patreon over here The triumphant return of the selfsuck roundup and a cool new look for Tom and Demi! We are here and we are podcasting once again - the podcast is going from strenght, ah fuck i misspelt it. well I'm not going back to fix it. fuck that. strength to strngth is what i meant. you know what, go fuck yourself Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • October 17 · 1 hr

    ep 393 - kevin bacon's in-game farm

    you can watch this video over here! AHHHGHGHHHH Tom and Demi look into the world of Kevin Bacon's farm and - it's Demi's Birthdaaaay! Her camera stops recording but Brendan has PERFECTLY fixed that with cutting edge computer generated technology Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • October 7 · 55 min

    ep 392 - the world's first breakfast pillow

    you can watch this episode on video HERE Tom and Demi are having a lovely bloody time in this episode and in LIFE!! We get into a press release about the world's first breakfast pillow, revive fears of The Big Koala and Tom also has some stuff going on I guess. He's going "boooooo hooooo hoooooooo" and shit idk how to stop it patreon for more episodes here Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • October 1 · 1 hr 4 min

    ep 391 - claiming the ugliest t-shirt of all time [FIXED]

    You can watch this episode online here :) [i uploaded the wrong file first time around. apologies!] Tom's thinking about dessert, r/dessert and The Black Eyed Peas. Demi's thinking about running around really fast and eating a berry that makes her spin around! We appreciate you very much and we love you Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • September 26 · 57 min

    ep 390 - the irresistible pizza dough

    you can watch this episode HERE!you can watch this episode HERE! Check the patreon over here if you'd like. ah-wheeeee Tom and Demi are here for a twist on an old classic. Like you know when there's a cool new remix of a classic song that makes you appreciate the classic even more? Well this is like that but for head got stuck Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • September 17 · 1 hr 6 min

    ep 389 - taking the "i love rock music" challenge

    Watch this episode HERE Subscribe to the patreon for more episodes! we also talk about a poop bucket. but the MAIN star of this episode is the I Love Rock Music Challenge, where Tom and Demi try to say "I love rock music" live! The full sentence... all the way through.... without laughing. Is it possible? Only this episode, and YOUR LISTENING, will tell! We love you we love you we love you we love you. Right now I'm typing this out on an old-ass laptop that I can't remove from power because if I do it'll shut the hell down. The laptop's power port is kinda loose so I'm really holding my fate in my hands here - and my hands have the tremors. Enjoy the episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • September 9 · 56 min

    ep 388 - how do you relax? and, r/insults

    check out this episode on youtube.... here!! tom walker (big) and demi lardner (small) are having a nice time talking about what we do to relax, the books we've accumulated and a little look at the insultsmiths over at r/insults. we have an episode and we're ready for you to enjoy it all for yourself! Check out the patreon over at patreon.com/bigsofttitty Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • September 3 · 1 hr

    ep 387 - the lizard episode

    you can watch this episode here, if you would like :) check out the patreon here for more episodes Tom and Demi FINALLY get around to the lizard episode. Lizards, lizards, everywhere, and not a drop to SKINK?! that might be it, yes! That might be just the thing! We have a comprehensive review of lizards, a quick look at the world of Lizard News and of course, more discussion that goes blah blah blah blah blah. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • August 28 · 49 min

    ep 386 - he's just really into baseball

    you can watch theis epsioder here!!!! tom and demi's outstanding world of experiences, open for business! we're back with more happenings and Stuff We Done Seen - for example, Tom was walking around outside the house for a while, which was a grand old time, and he saw things while he was out there too! Also featuring a poop time for the ages - one that almost takes demi fully out. Also this episode has one of the greatest auto-generated youtube thumbnails yet and i'm making it the episode art across all the platforms Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • August 21 · 1 hr

    ep 385 - the book of guinness world records (2006)

    You can watch this episode HERE!! I promise!! I swear!!! the guinness book of world records 2006 is a beautiful tome that is covered in remarkable reflective paper and filled with examples of human ingenuity and also yucky shit that sucks. god damn you guys are doing some nasty stuff to be the only one in the world who's done it! There's a reason no-one's done this before or whatever! Yuck! patreon for more episodes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • August 14 · 47 min

    ep 384 - computer, generate miniature horse. SMALLER.

    watch this episode for free here //////// join the patreon for more eps here here is another episode of bst with your pals tom (big) and demi (loud) getting ready to go compleeeeetely off about whatever they have going through their brains! AGH AGH AGH AGHAG HAGH ! (I'm barking at you) we cover miniature horse news and also discuss asses we've seen. unfortunately that's an accurate summation of the episode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • August 3 · 1 hr 13 min

    ep 383 - r/uniquepenis with JESSE FARRAR

    you can watch this here on youtube and the patreon is over here When Big JF comes round you KNOW we hafta pull out all the stops, from airing out how Tom acts to putting together little games and deep dives into that beautiful internet we all know and love! r/UniquePenis gets a thorough investigation from all angles (veering wildly to the left, arching uncontrollably to the right, staring at the floor like an ashamed dog, etc.) and we look into limited edition snacks as well. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • July 27 · 1 hr 4 min

    ep 382 - BST x Stores! feat. Luke Taylor and DeadBlossomJesse

    You can watch this episode, and see the wheel spinning, HERE We popped on to our friends Luke, Pat and DBJ's podcast and stream to do a Demi-organised segment and episode during their stores subathon and everything went - well - swimmingly! Yes, 'twas as easy as swimming itself! Come for the generational collab, stay for a podcast concept that makes you go oh yeah. That show. I kinda remember that show we love you we love you we love you we love you More episodes at the patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • July 21 · 1 hr 3 min

    ep 381 - the unnecessary innovations of r/diysextoys

    You can watch this episode on youtube HERE! If you have youtube premium then you won't even get ads! More episode the patreon. patreon more There's a gap in the market when it comes to things to stick up my hole - luckily, I can fill it! The market gap, and also my hole! I'm going to clump a bunch of household items together and slam em up there, because I am an Inventor. Another episode of bst in the books and we can say with complete certainty "don't put hot glue up there" doesn't really matter where "there" is. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • July 14 · 51 min

    ep 380 - the crabs are eating their young

    [no video this time - because my computer hates me. dunno why that happened!] Heyyy everybody! Here's a wonderful episode with Tom and Demi! We've got crab news! Personal attacks! And more personal attacks! The gang has......... DONE IT AGAIN! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • July 10 · 56 min

    ep 379 - an exploration of r/3Dprinting

    CONTENT WARNING - discussion of self harm. Sorry my bad! But also I think it's pretty light hearted so if you're reading this being like ah it's a bummer dw it's actually funny how it comes up. You can check out the patoren. patreon. the patreon here! Here it is there's a link here now Tom is in his bag again looking at r/3Dprinting! Tom and Demi are back at it again looking at pictures of fuckin. 3d printed SHIT. 3D printed SHIT that SUCKS Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • June 29 · 59 min

    ep 378 - i am locating my birth horse

    You can watch this episode on youtube here! Subscribe to https://www.patreon.com/c/bigsofttitty for more episodes and the video episode archive! We love you we love you we love you we love yuo we love you we veoyu Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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