Beet Red

Best friends Katie Zamprioli (influencer Candy Colored Home) and actress Mary Kate Schellhardt (What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, Apollo 13, Free Willy 2) host the Beet Red Podcast together and share their most embarrassing stories and yours. Their goal is to unite through laughter, vulnerability and humiliation and they hope to take you along for the ride, bringing levity to your day.
In each Episode Katie and Mary Kate talk about every cringeworthy and mortifying subject from classically embarrassing bodily functions to the random and unexpected.
The result? Uproarious laughter, glorious distraction and an addiction to hearing more relatable, humiliating tales from the hosts and their listeners.
This is Beet Red.

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#118
August 18 · 40 min
118: You've got to out weird them every time
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a fart in class that everyone heard, trying to be cool and failing at a trend, getting busted getting busy in the woods, slapping the wrong person by accident, a 36 hour ER shift accident, having your crush announced to the room, getting and losing a job in the same day and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante) Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts Produced by John Creery Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red! Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast Website: www.beetredpodcast.com Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt. Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
#117
August 4 · 44 min
117: Meet Puke
This week, Katie and Mary Kate talk to Summer (of @everything.about.summer on TikTok) who shares her hilarious viral Uber ride story. They also share stories about: accidentally sharing a super intimate moment with your Mother-in-law, getting busted in the act by your Mom, literally getting caught by your boss with your pants down, getting humiliated by a bully (but getting revenge) and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante) Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts Produced by John Creery Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red! Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast Website: www.beetredpodcast.com Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt. Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
#116
July 28 · 26 min
116: Recycling Binoculars
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a mortifying misunderstanding with your boss, sh*t talking a celebrity who hears you, getting caught in the act and locking eyes with a stranger, an innocent mistake that led to a hasty exit, a nightmare moment in a play, showing off for your crush leading to humiliation and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante) Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts Produced by John Creery Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red! Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast Website: www.beetredpodcast.com Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt. Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
#115
July 21 · 40 min
115: Tighty Whities Tribulation
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a brotherly prank that goes too far, professing your love to your crush, ruining your chance at a second date because of an intrusive thought, secondhand audition embarrassment, sending a d*ck pic to the wrong person, getting humiliated at a party in front of everyone and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante) Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts Produced by John Creery Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red! Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast Website: www.beetredpodcast.com Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt. Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
#114
July 14 · 52 min
114: Leaning Tower of Poo
This week, Katie and Mary Kate talk to Nikki (@survivorrwon on TT) who shares an embarrassing story from her childhood. They also share stories about: getting humiliated by an ex who became famous, hitting rock bottom with an audience, accidentally giving your coworker an unwanted gift, a mortifying zoom meeting with a celebrity and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante) Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts Produced by John Creery Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red! Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast Website: www.beetredpodcast.com Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt. Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
#113
June 30 · 58 min
113: When they tell me to eat sh*t, I don't nibble!
This week, Katie and Mary Kate talk to Jen Selk (@willandbequeath on IG) and she shares some embarrassing stories from her past. They also share stories about: an awkward locker room encounter, getting banned from a golf pro shop for defiling the bathroom, giving your date food poisoning, a bathroom blackout mid business and more!
#112
June 23 · 39 min
112: It's raining pee, hallelujah it's raining pee
This week, Katie and Mary Kate take a call from comedian/writer/actress Caitlin Linden @choomroom (IG/YT) and @caitmonstar (IG) who shares an embarrassing Halloween Party story and they also share stories about: a stupid mistake with an inmate that almost led to jail time of their own, a hit and run skinny dipping disaster, a field trip fiasco, accidentally starting a fire tornado and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante) Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts Produced by John Creery Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red! Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast Website: www.beetredpodcast.com Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt. Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
#111
June 16 · 35 min
111: Turn your head and look at your butt
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: an embarrassing dumb moment with a mechanic, a leaf blower catastrophe, a casual Friday fashion faux pas, a classroom lockdown humiliation, getting caught hiding and spying by a teacher and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante) Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts Produced by John Creery Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red! Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast Website: www.beetredpodcast.com Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt. Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
#110
June 9 · 35 min
110: Skidmark Tangent
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a waterpark wardrobe malfunction, an embarrassment that was broadcast to your grandmother and all of her friends, a KFC bathroom incident that was a TKO, a night of white russians that ended in handcuffs and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante) Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts Produced by John Creery Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red! Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast Website: www.beetredpodcast.com Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt. Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
#109
May 19 · 33 min
109: We got your butt on camera, ballsy!
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: getting locked out of your house and making sure all of your neighbors hate you, sleepwalking that almost cost you your job, an inappropriate erection, accidentally giving yourself a black eye and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante) Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts Produced by John Creery Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red! Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast Website: www.beetredpodcast.com Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt. Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
#108
May 12 · 32 min
108: Skid Marked Strawberry Shortcakes
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: making a dumb mistake, needing an ex to save you from a terrible situation, getting embarrassed by your Mom in front of the whole class, getting embarrassed by your Mom on Prom night, almost getting arrested in the airport and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante) Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts Produced by John Creery Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red! Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast Website: www.beetredpodcast.com Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt. Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
#107
May 5 · 45 min
107: Edward Limp Hands
This week, Katie and Mary Kate talk to Anna of @annah8sanna on TikTok who shares her hilarious viral embarrassing date story. They also share stories about: accidentally having two girls in your bed in the same night, a trombone mishap, getting embarrassed by your daughter at the doctor's office, an unwelcome surprise in your jeans in front of your new girlfriend and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante) Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts Produced by John Creery Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red! Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast Website: www.beetredpodcast.com Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt. Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
#106
April 28 · 34 min
106: The Sh*t Hit The Wall
This week, Katie and Mary Katie share stories about: a proposal that turned to sh*t, an unwelcome gift, when your dog ruins a make out session, a truth or dare disaster, going to bed clothed and waking up in tighty whities to an audience, a porta-potty problem and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante) Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts Produced by John Creery Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red! Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast Website: www.beetredpodcast.com Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt. Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
#105
April 14 · 35 min
105: Mud Butted
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: blaming your accident on your nephew, a bathroom misunderstanding that led to the cops being called, a lost in translation incident in Paris, farting away your chance at a date, a nightmare birthday getaway and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante) Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts Produced by John Creery Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red! Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast Website: www.beetredpodcast.com Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt. Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
#104
April 7 · 49 min
104: Bowtie and a Boner
This week, Katie and Mary Katie share stories about: a sledding accident that led to a nickname, being forced to get naked in front of the entire neighborhood, getting caught in a lie to your boss, the shortest and worst hotel stay, a 5 minute bathroom break that ended up being an hour, a wet nightmare and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante) Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts Produced by John Creery Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red! Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast Website: www.beetredpodcast.com Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt. Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
#103
March 31 · 34 min
103: Maschu Pischu Pisha
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a first date that was over before it began, a childhood dream simultaneously made and crushed, an embarrassing misunderstanding, getting sick in front of the whole classroom, blowing your chance with the girl of your dreams, catching an unexpected person in your bed and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante) Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts Produced by John Creery Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red! Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast Website: www.beetredpodcast.com Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt. Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
#102
March 24 · 55 min
102: Hummpy
This week, Katie and Mary Kate talk to actor/comedian Dennis Hemphill (@hummpy on YouTube) who shares a hilarious embarrassing audition story and they also share stories about: a puberty humiliation ritual, a flight attendant face off for the bathroom, getting robbed by your date, getting your license only to lose it the next day and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante) Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts Produced by John Creery Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red! Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast Website: www.beetredpodcast.com Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt. Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
#101
March 17 · 37 min
101: The Maxi Taxi of Love
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a cute friendly tap that accidentally became a power slap, a long distance relationship that lasted for months online but ended the first time meeting in person, a first date that began with being naked by a wasp's nest, meeting the woman of your dreams and blowing it in an instant, and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante) Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts Produced by John Creery Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red! Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast Website: www.beetredpodcast.com Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt. Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
#100
March 10 · 48 min
100: The one where we turned 100
100 episodes! 🎉 We dropped the ball recording (the roast we received was deserved) but a COLOSSAL thank you is in order to Mirage Zamprioli for all of the hard work you put in as a producer/mixer/editor. This show would truly be nothing without you! Thank you so much to Matt at Projkt Studios for being our recordist and supplying such an amazing creative space. Thank you to all of our listeners for your support and your stories. As we enter into our third year, we only hope to keep you listening and laughing along with us. This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: accidentally assaulting the hottest guy you've ever seen, finding out you went viral for an embarrassing moment when you didn't even know you were being recorded, a fart so foul you could never return to your favorite salon, a first date where you needed the Heimlich maneuver because your date shocked you into choking and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante) Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts Produced by John Creery Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red! Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast Website: www.beetredpodcast.com Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt. Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome
#99
March 3 · 33 min
99: Flop and a Big Fart
This week, Katie and Mary Kate share stories about: a toilet paper travesty, diarrhea at the worst time, farting in front of your crush, a date with a real life Josie Grossie, getting embarrassed by your teacher in front of the whole class, a nightmare date in the middle of nowhere and more! If you have an embarrassing story that you'd like to share with us, please email us at beetredpodcast@gmail.com If you'd like to support our show and buy us a coffee, please visit our Patreon : www.patreon.com/BeetRedPodcast This show was recorded by Matt Britos at PROJKT studios in Monterey Park, CA. Produced, arranged, edited and mixed in Los Angeles, CA by Mirage Zamprioli Original theme music written and produced by Mirage Zamprioli (Andante) Beet Red original artwork by Robin Watts Produced by John Creery Dont Miss out on all things Beet Red! Instagram/TikTok/Twitter/ YouTube/ Facebook: @beetredpodcast Website: www.beetredpodcast.com Beet Red is hosted by Katie Zamprioli and Mary Kate Schellhardt. Instagram/TikTok: Katie Zamprioli @candycoloredhome

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