Beach Bungalow LIVE!

Matt and Pat

Welcome to the Beach Bungalow, a post-modern exploration of male friendship hosted by Pat and Matt, AKA the plague rats of podcasting. LIVE is the top-streamed show in entertainment history, but Big Podcast is suppressing the numbers and stealing all the great ideas. If you like laughter, happiness, hanging with your friends, and also can't stand multidimensional candy monsters, take a sip of the podcast that’s like a jalapeño margarita: refreshing, spicy, and intoxicating. Of course, if you don't like happiness, this show isn't for you.

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S1 · E375
Friday · 51 min
375: Summoning a Demon
Grab your beacon of evil and join us in remote Antarctica (not the local one) for an all new LIVE! The Boiz are trying to summon a demon who can help them with the show. Matt sacrifices his autograph notecards from high school. Pat uses banned videos that got him suspended to open a portal between worlds. Blob dog is allowed to live. Plus, are the Boiz so mentally ill that they're interesting? Do cows have hearts in their legs? Do people know how to save? All that and Yoga Hosiers and it all happens LIVE!
S1 · E374
October 2 · 53 min
374: Nor'Halloweeaster
Grab your testicle implants and go butt cheeks first into an all new LIVE! A nor'easter has hit New England, and now a nor'Halloweeaster is hitting the Bungalow. Pat is infested by the Halloween spirit. Matt refuses to investigate a noise in his living room. Terry McLaurin is scary again. Plus, is each ball a lemon? Is satellite imagery real pictures? Purple rain make zombies? All that and a demon in the audio files and it all happens LIVE!
September 25 · 57 min
373: The Investigations of Flint Smolder and Dank Skunky
Grab your "I'm with lobster" graphic dockyard tee and join us in New England for a Paul-less episode of LIVE! There are strange things afoot so the Boiz call in Flint Smolder and Dank Skunky to help solve some B-Files. Flint looks around for teeth. Dank does centrifuge work on the goo. Dark arcane magic unleashes a job for Matt. Plus, how did Pat get tricked by a greeting card? Does Matt look wet when he doesn't wear glasses? What happens if Dank knocks on the egg? Apples to ashes, Dutch pie to dust, and it all happens LIVE!
S1 · E372
September 18 · 56 min
372: Break the Curse
Grab your butt polish and join us in Nashville for some cluckin' hot chicken and an all new LIVE! Producer Matt still can't find work, so the Boiz are here to break the curse hanging over his life. Pat Bings Google. Matt gets covered in wax and put by the fire. Flint Smolder tries to solve the case of the dying zebras. Plus, did Matt take a vow of silence in high school? Why is Pat worried about an ancient Moroccan evil? Will the Tony we get back be a shell of himself? All that and networking with Jesus and it all happens LIVE!
S1 · E371
September 11 · 1 hr 2 min
371: Reverse Bucket List
Grab your crema de la crop and join the Boiz at 20,000 feet for a new episode of LIVE! What are some things that the Boiz absolutely never want to do before they die? Satan at Hell Times gets a quick comment on Matt's job status. Pat won't bungee jump in a country where he can't immediately sue someone. The horse cannot legally retaliate due to parody law. Plus, how is cocaine like pre-workout? Why was Matt drafting on his phone at the Luxor in Las Vegas? Would Pat become a reader if he knew his kids were x amount more likely to blah blah? Some fight for freedom, others write for freedom, and it all happens LIVE!
S1 · E370
September 4 · 56 min
370: Legalize It!
Grab your endangered elements and speak to them in your stupid little sewer voice on an all new LIVE! What should be federally legalized in the United States? Matty Diggs still does not have work. Patty Big Hits is feeling the big hits. CTE frog can't be re-homed. Plus, why can't you vote on DraftKings? What were the most harrowing twenty minutes of Matt's life? Does Pat still use the Devil's Vacuum? The Boiz pick their college team and buy butter beans and it all happens LIVE!
S1 · E369
August 28 · 1 hr 14 min
369: Fantasy Football Team Names
Grab your custom Dalton Schultz jersey and join us by the peach basket for an all new LIVE! The walls between worlds have thinned, and something from the Bungverse has slipped through. It's a special end to Football Month as former host Nate returns for a rare guest appearance to talk the upcoming NFL and fantasy seasons. The Boiz play GeoSports. Pat gets hurt by DJ Moore. Nate becomes the Oscar Nunez of the Bungalow. Plus, why is the Bungverse full of stripper poles? Can Nate provide proof of life for Nyx? What was Matt's vision from Glorio, the almighty Fantasy God? All that and Josh unleashed and it all happens LIVE!
S1 · E368
August 21 · 49 min
368: Triple-B Presents - "Air Bud: Golden Receiver" (1998)
Grab your train station gabagool and meet us in Fernfield where everything is possible on an all new LIVE! Football month continues with a special Beach Bungalow Blockbusters and it's not the Triple-B of yay, this is the fun kind. Matt imprisons Air Bud. Trope Master Pat gets fed up with all the tropes. Russians are trying to do an animal circus. Plus, how old is Air Bud? Is the football coach in witness protection? Why is there so much going on? Mom enables Air Bud to do vigilante work and it all happens LIVE!
S1 · E367
August 14 · 50 min
367: How Football Makes Us Feel
Grab your bologna sandwich and leave it in the fridge on an all new LIVE! This week the Boiz try to articulate how football makes them feel. CeeDee Lamb hates Matt. Pat picks up some scuttlebutt. Collinsworth is a squiggler. Plus, why did John Madden want to be reincarnated as a blimp? Will the Titans win more games than the Cowboys? Are the Browns big in Russia? All that and a little bit of hope and it all happens LIVE!
S1 · E366
August 7 · 57 min
366: 2026 Football Bee
Grab your 1985 copy of NFL Challenge and join the Alliance of American Football on an all new LIVE! Bee Master Zach returns to kick off #FootballMonth in style with the annual trivia competition between the Boiz. Pat gets hung up on Jake Delhomme's hair. Matt was obsessed with Eddie George. Zach is skanking all around the house. Plus, is Wayne Gretzky overrated? How did the Rock win an NCAA championship? Was Tom Brady an ear-pierced hacker? This episode is brought to you by Visit Allentown and it all happens LIVE!
S1 · E365
July 31 · 47 min
365: First Day of Work
Grab your glass figurine and ward off evil spirits on an all new LIVE! Matt is about to start a new job, and Pat is here to help him make a good first impression (for the 30th time). Pat accidentally recites the theory of relativity. Matt slides back into crippling anxiety. Rover Dangerfield goes to college. Plus, why does Pat keep coming back to wieners? What does Matt like about his job besides money? How much good will does a day one donut buy you? Don't eat that orange around boss man, it all happens LIVE!
S1 · E364
July 24 · 56 min
364: Taylor Swift Albums, Ranked
Grab your dirty laundry and throw it ABH (Anywhere But Hamper) on an all new LIVE! Speaking of LIVE, what are some of the best live musical performances of all-time? Pat still refrigerates his cereal. Matt accidentally ensnares his own dad in a ticket scam. Coyote Cruise hates the Muppets. Plus, what constitutes a "live" musical performance? Can you guess the top ten songs of 2000? Could Pat realistically play Gru in a live-action "Despicable Me" movie? He ain't a pirate but don't push him on an all new LIVE!
S1 · E363
July 17 · 51 min
363: Ice Cream Dreams
Grab your NC-17 cone and join us in basic month for an all new LIVE! This week the Boiz are building their dream ice cream treat. What does Matt pair with passionfruit syrup? Why is investigative journalism taking a toll on Pat? Are the nation's zoos actually a giant villain network? Plus, Barack Obama is a bot. Pat is obsessed with strawberry-covered chocolate. Matt uncovers a plot to overthrow the show. All that and affogabbo and it all happens LIVE!
S1 · E362
July 10 · 55 min
362: Beach Activities
Grab your hovering shade clouds and join us at the beach for an all new LIVE! Basic Month continues with a chat about the best activities at the beach (not to be confused with the Perfect Beach Day, that's a different thing). Pat is done with chips in balls. Matt gets mad about Another Cinderella Story. Chemical research labs in Nashville are experimenting on elephants. Plus, should England be allowed to use erectile dysfunction drugs? Does it look bad for libs that people are dying from heat? Why are mustard lovers coming for us? Let the ocean take you on an all new LIVE!
S1 · E361
July 3 · 1 hr 2 min
361: Sharkuations
Grab your 1975 red tape and hunt some sharks on an all new LIVE! If you were in the blockbuster "Jaws," what would you do differently as the shark or as the townspeople? Matt recruits all of Bruce's friends to help take down the Orca. Pat sucks the oxygen out of wet seaweed so he can hunt on land. Plus, is Jaws just The Phantom Menace? Would you rather lose a butt or an arm? Why is Matt mad at Pat for living on bus energy? WeHadaBabyItsaJob and it all happens LIVE!
S1 · E360
June 26 · 1 hr 11 min
360: World Cup Madness
Grab your lib algae and go California Dreamin' on an all new LIVE! World Cup fever is sweeping the globe and the Boiz are here to suggest other tournaments that might be fun to watch. They also close the book on the Gaspee Days 5k with a detailed recap of the big event. Matt is the Forrest Gump of Halo 3. Pat wants more dumb people on TV. Cruise Wolfe gets demoted. Plus, Koreans...can they sing? Is Matt allowed to buy art while unemployed? Why can't Pat benefit from things? All that and hockey dentists and it all happens LIVE!
S1 · E359
June 19 · 54 min
359: Rhode Island LIVE!
Grab your pink beta hog and join us at the zoo for an all new LIVE! The Boiz report LIVE from the Gaspee Days road race and provide both pre- and post-race instant reaction. Then, for the first time in the history of the show, the Boiz record together from Roger Williams Park. Who won the big race? Why do peacocks get to do whatever they want? Are children people? Plus, Matt does a sip of beer. Pat parks two miles from the start line. An enemy of the show crashes the live recording. All that and Jared's Mt. Zion moment and it all happens LIVE!
S1 · E358
June 12 · 54 min
358: Road Trip Rules
Grab your Croc Guzzler and pour one out for Buddy on an all new LIVE! All aboard the swamp wagon for some rules of the road. Did Kris Kristofferson write Dracula? Will the army of Chesterland be able to take down Mr. Worldwide? Would you stop at the barn from Toy Master? Plus, Pat is in the shape of a four. Matt asks that everybody know their butt. Flip cannot get enough of canned beef jerky. It's not the destination, it's about the drinks you discover along the way. And it all happens LIVE!
S1 · E357
June 5 · 58 min
357: Gaspee Days 5K Poison Ivy Race for the C**
Grab your banned steroid Olympic running gear and meet us in Pawtuxet for an all new LIVE! We're a week away from the Gaspee Days 5k Poison Ivy Race and the Boiz are going over top storylines. Pat sends emails from his car. Matt gatekeeps his mile time. Reginald Whiteside time travels through a closet. Plus, can Pat beat a 76-year-old? Why does Matt's race playlist make him a serial killer? Has Friend-of-the-Show Jared been edging for twenty years? All that and the Big Blue Bug and it all happens LIVE! Plus, hit the link below and join us at the Gaspee Day Parade 5K on June 13th in Cranston, Rhode Island: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://runsig⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠nup.com/Race/RI/Cranston/GaspeeDays5k?raceRefCode=zEYBxkQs⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Be sure to join the Bungalow Gurlz and Boiz group.
S1 · E356
May 29 · 59 min
356: Potty Training for Adults
Grab your free airplane headphones and get in line like the rest of us on an all new LIVE! Pat is potty training his firstborn, which gives the Boiz a good excuse to do another complainy episode about how people need to better behave themselves. Matt is no longer a lib mask wearer. Pat forgets butter in his muffins. Plus, if CeeDee Lamb had two months to live, should he be able to circumvent concussion protocol? Why did Matt turn down directing Iron Man? Is Pat wishing for a destabilizing event? If evil people can do it, so can we, and it all happens LIVE! Plus, hit the link below and join us at the Gaspee Day Parade 5K on June 13th in Cranston, Rhode Island: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://runsig⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠nup.com/Race/RI/Cranston/GaspeeDays5k?raceRefCode=zEYBxkQs⁠⁠⁠⁠ Be sure to join the Bungalow Gurlz and Boiz group.

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