Bare Expectations

Dear bewildered parent, guardian, or any adult who has recently overheard a teenager speak and wondered if they are losing brain cells, this book is for you. 

What follows is Charles Dickens' beloved classic, “Great Expectations”, reimagined into the vernacular of today's youth. We've preserved the plot, the characters, and the themes. We've simply...upped the vibes. 

By the time young Pip has completed his journey, you'll be fluent enough to understand what your child is saying, as you’ll start to understand these words in context, which is rather the point. Whether you'll want to, is another matter entirely. 

So, settle into your chair, and prepare to discover why your fourteen-year-old keeps calling their uncle an "NPC" and why that's actually quite rude. 

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