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Bad Movies Rule!

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A comedy podcast for people who love so-called bad movies. The gang at Bad Movies Rule dive into movies that have either been declared bad by critics or audiences to see if they really deserve to be on the trash pile or if they actually rule. Come have a laugh with us!

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  • Yesterday · 16 min

    The Thing (1982) - Good Movies Rule PREVIEW

    This is an extended sample from our full 2+ hour discussion on The Thing, and we can't wait to talk about this cult classic. Want the whole thing? Click the link below to become a Patreon supporter! https://www.patreon.com/badmoviesrule The crew finally sits down with John Carpenter’s icy masterpiece — and for one of us, it’s a first-time watch. What starts as a classic Antarctic isolation story quickly turns into a full-on deep dive: practical effects that still hit like a truck 40+ years later, the legendary Rob Bottin/Stan Winston dog sequence, Kurt Russell’s hat (and the whiskey), Wilford Brimley’s diabetes intensity, Keith David’s slow-burn paranoia, and every terrible decision that lets the Thing keep winning. We unpack the Norwegian opening (and why they suck at this), the blood test jump scare, the spider-head “you gotta be fucking kidding me” moment, and that endlessly debated ending. Is Childs the Thing? Is MacReady? Are they both just two frozen, exhausted humans who don’t trust each other? We go down the rabbit hole hard — theories, jacket continuity, kerosene whiskey, the works — while still finding time for awards, Seagal recasts, and the usual chaos. Come hang with the BMRmy for a long, paranoid, practical-effects-loving look at one of the all-time greats. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Monday · 1 hr 10 min

    Mailbag: Ace Ventura Fallout & Sexy Nuts

    James, Ryan, and Clint dig into a massive pile of physical mail (including Christopher Lambert, Will Ferrell double features, Nicole Kidman, and a freshly covered Firewalker copy), then nearly die from 1.5-million-Scoville salsa and ghost pepper chips. Curt writes in to address the Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls debate that lit up the comments, sparking a full-table conversation about comedy, subjectivity, and why some movies hit differently. Rachel and Mel jump in for the second half as more packages, voicemails, and emails roll in — racing stories, kid movie trauma, Firewalker confusion, the sexiest nut debate, and a live-ish call that almost interrupts the show. It’s pure Mailbag chaos. Packages were opened. Opinions were had. Nobody sent a dick (this time). Email: ThisShowIsTrash@gmail.com Voicemail: 262-757-8567 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Friday · 2 hr 24 min

    #273 - Firewalker (1986): Scene By Scene Riff

    Chuck Norris and Lou Gossett Jr. team up as treasure-hunting buddies in this 1986 Cannon Films adventure that was never supposed to get made. Writer Robert Gosnell submitted the script as a sample of his range—Chuck read it, loved it, and they started shooting before the studio even bought it. The result is a globe-trotting (or is it?) quest involving a golden dagger, a psychic map, a one-eyed antagonist, a shaman watching I Love Lucy, and enough geographic confusion to make you question every map you’ve ever seen. Jason Baccus finally got his long-teased pick, Jim Frier returns for another desert misadventure after Ishtar, and the crew tries (and often fails) to figure out what the hell is actually happening from scene to scene. Expect uneven tone, questionable continuity, memorable supporting turns, and the usual Bad Movies Rule! chaos as we dig into the caves, the bars, the trains, and whatever the fire-walking part was supposed to mean. Join James and the crew for the full breakdown. Support Us: patreon.com/badmoviesrule Email Us: ThisShowIsTrash@gmail.com Voicemail: 262-757-8567 Mail: Bad Movies Rule, PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 Gear Up: Grab tees at teepublic.com/user/bad-movies-rule Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • July 27 · 1 hr 5 min

    Mailbag: Ohio vs Wisconsin & Dave Thomas Still Sucks

    Mailbag Mayhem returns with James, Clint, and Ryan digging through the inbox and voicemail line. We’ve got an all-timer metal promo, the HR department dangling a pizza-party escape clause, three different Joshes in a row, a guy whose entire gun collection is movie guns, an unhinged Dave Thomas defense years in the making, bingo grannies as the ultimate Walker, Texas Ranger villains, and a full-blown Ohio vs. Wisconsin land-swap war. Plus the usual temperature reports in freedom units, some light character assassination, and zero physical packages (we’ll make up for it next time). Drop your own voicemail at (262) 757-8567 or email theshowistrash@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • July 24 · 2 hr 24 min

    #272 - Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995): Scene By Scene Riff

    The day has finally come — we're diving deep into Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, the over-the-top sequel that brought back the world's most unhinged pet detective for jungle chaos, sacred bats, rhino disguises, and plenty of "alrighty then" energy. James is joined by Steph (fresh off baby #3), Curt, and Rachel for a wild scene-by-scene breakdown full of laughs, heated debates on Jim Carrey dialed to 11, nostalgia trips, physical comedy gold, and our signature awards (including a record-breaking result in the Trash Can Full of Dirt). Thanks to patron James Gamache for going Full Dudikoff and picking this movie! Expect monk meditations, tribal tests, monster truck chases, and way too much discussion about that rhino scene. Whether you're a die-hard fan who quotes this daily or coming in fresh, this one's a riot. Listen now and join the BMRmy — what's your favorite Ace Ventura moment? Drop it in the comments, Discord, or hit us with a voicemail at (262) 757-8567! Support Us: patreon.com/badmoviesrule Email Us: ThisShowIsTrash@gmail.com Voicemail: 262-757-8567 Mail: Bad Movies Rule, PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 Gear Up: Grab tees at teepublic.com/user/bad-movies-rule Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • July 21 · 2 hr 11 min

    Noises Off (1992): Scene By Scene Riff Bonus Episode

    As a special bonus today we are dropping a surprise episode of GMR for everyone to enjoy! Join James and the full original cast from the Haylofters 2018 production of Noises Off for a very special "Good Movies Rule!" reunion episode! Rob King, Julie Schmitt, Jesse, Sherry, and Tara dive deep into the 1992 film starring Michael Caine, Carol Burnett, Christopher Reeve, and John Ritter — while swapping hilarious stories from staging the chaotic backstage farce eight years ago. From sardines and slamming doors to pantomime mayhem in Act 2, prop table destruction, underwear quick-changes, and that unforgettable "Oh my God!" moment, this is a love letter to community theater, the magic (and stress) of live performance, and why this play-within-a-play still cracks us up. Expect plenty of nostalgia, favorite bits, theater war stories, and our signature awards. If you've ever been in a show that felt like it was falling apart in the best way possible, this one's for you. Grab the popcorn (and maybe some sardines) and join the BMRmy! Listen now — and if a local theater near you is doing Noises Off, go see it live. You won't regret it. Support the show: https://patreon.com/badmoviesrule Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • July 20 · 1 hr 20 min

    Mailbag: Fast & Furious fall out & A Knight's Tale argument

    It's Mailbag time on Bad Movies Rule! — the crew dives into your emails, voicemails, and physical packages while sharing wild stories, defending (or roasting) movies, and keeping the laughs rolling. James, Clint, Ryan, and guests open a mysterious Blu-ray gift (Tod Browning's Sideshow Shockers), debate Rufus Sewell’s Trash Can worthiness in A Knight’s Tale, tackle the endless 2 Fast 2 Furious wars, and get guitar talk from Lance Guest fans. Plus: a dream about Dan Aykroyd as a cyborg, Jennifer Garner apology hour, South African snack requests and Arnold line remixes, Highlander & wrestling deep cuts, mayor-mandated HR drama, Twilight scheduling updates, and heartfelt listener stories from across the map (including mission trips, chemo positivity, and podcast inspiration). Send your mail to thisistrashatgmail.com or (262) 757-8567, and don’t forget the P.O. Box — physical packages always get opened first. New episodes drop weekly! Send to Bad Movies Rule PO Box 383 Burlington, WI 53105 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • July 17 · 2 hr 27 min

    #271 - Above the Law (1988): Scene by Scene Riff

    Nico Toscani is a Chicago cop with a mysterious CIA past, a ponytail in progress, and a serious allergy to anyone thinking they're above the law — especially when that includes corrupt feds, mobsters, and a certain knife-wielding villain with a face that looks borrowed. Steven Seagal's debut vehicle mixes gritty cop drama, over-the-top action, and enough plot twists to make you wonder if the script was written by committee… or butter injections. In this week's episode, James, Dave, Bob, and Mel dive scene-by-scene into Seagal's first big swing. They break down the wild Vietnam backstory, the legendary car hood ride, the church bombing, bodega brawls, and that unforgettable "keep the change, you filthy animal" cameo. Expect plenty of laughs at the hair, the flips, the running form, the shoe throw, and whether this is peak early Seagal or the beginning of the end. They also hand out the awards (including a rare tie for the Will Patton), debate if this is a "bad movie that rules" or just straight-up bad, and wonder what Arnold or Kurt Russell could've done with the same material. Plus: Pam Grier in the car, Sharon Stone with random babies, and why this movie feels like three different films fighting for dominance. Support Us: patreon.com/badmoviesrule Email Us: ThisShowIsTrash@gmail.com Voicemail: 262-757-8567 Mail: Bad Movies Rule, PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 Gear Up: Grab tees at teepublic.com/user/bad-movies-rule Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • July 13 · 1 hr 11 min

    Mailbag: Jeremy Renner, Billy Zane & Fried Chicken

    The crew opens up a ton of awesome physical fan mail — including new DVDs for the BMR Reacts pile (Dream a Little Dream, Plan 9 from Outer Space, It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World, and more), plus another wild care package from James Clemens complete with extreme heat, Pepto Bismol, and pickle potion. We dive into your emails and voicemails featuring: - Celebrity encounter stories (Jeremy Renner pre-Hurt Locker, baby Catherine Bach/Daisy Duke, Billy Zane signed Demon Knight VHS) - Fan updates, food rants (Bojangles & Cook Out supremacy), and life stories - Highlander universe deep dive, arm wrestling theories, horror movie advice, and plenty of laughs Plus musical chairs, the return of the Chicken Lady (sorry Kurt), and more ridiculous tangents. Thank you to every single person who wrote in, called, or sent packages — you make these episodes possible! Reach out: 📧 thisshowistrash@gmail.com ☎️ (262) 757-8567 📬 Bad Movies Rule! PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 New to the show? Hit subscribe and check out our full reaction playlist on the BMR Reacts channel! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • July 10 · 2 hr 27 min

    #270 - 2 Fast 2 Furious: A Scene By Scene Riff

    The BMR crew is back for more quarter-mile chaos (and whatever the hell that bridge jump was) as we dive into 2 Fast 2 Furious! James, Clint, Bob, and Joe reunite to roast the Paul Walker/Tyreese Gibson bromance, Ludacris in a full-body jumpsuit, Cole Hauser’s rat torture tactics, and enough ejector seat talk to make you question physics. From Orange Julius-sponsored street races to houseboat showdowns and that legendary car-on-boat stunt, this one’s packed with early-2000s Miami vibes, terrible cop plots, and non-stop tangents. We debate if this is the weakest Fast film, hand out awards (including the most cursed supporting performances), and deliver our final verdicts. Buckle up — it’s bad, it’s furious, and it’s exactly what the BMRmy ordered. Support Us: patreon.com/badmoviesrule Email Us: ThisShowIsTrash@gmail.com Voicemail: 262-757-8567 Mail: Bad Movies Rule, PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 Gear Up: Grab tees at teepublic.com/user/bad-movies-rule Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • July 8 · 17 min

    Highlander (1986) - Good Movies Rule PREVIEW

    This is an extended sample from our full 2+ hour discussion on Highlander, and we can't wait to talk about this cult classic. Want the whole thing? Click the link below to become a Patreon supporter! https://www.patreon.com/badmoviesrule We were all shocked when this one landed on GMR instead of BMR — Patrick fully expected to feed us a stinker, but Highlander (7.0 IMDb, strong critic/audience scores) showed up ready to rumble. Join us as we dive into this cult classic with Christopher Lambert as Connor MacLeod, Sean Connery as the fabulous Spanish-Egyptian mentor Ramirez, and Clancy Brown absolutely dominating as the unhinged Kurgan. We break down the epic sword fights (parking garage brawl, rooftop chaos, and that mountain training montage), the killer Queen soundtrack, Canon Films chaos, immortal rules, ridiculous accents, and why this 80s gem still hits with nostalgia, practical effects, and unhinged energy. Expect wrestling tangents, quickening breakdowns, Heather’s heartbreaking scenes, and our full awards (clean sweep for Clancy Brown’s intensity!). A fun, heartfelt episode celebrating a movie that’s better than it has any right to be. There can be only one… and this one rules. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • July 6 · 1 hr 16 min

    Mailbag: Is Buffy a superhero & the hottest chocolate ever!

    Full crew mailbag alert! James, Clint, Joe, Curt, Dave, Bob and Mel dive into physical mail with a brutal Hellfire chocolate challenge, Murder by Death on Blu-ray, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, and more. We tackle deserted island actor picks, Buffy superhero debates, Pumpkin Carver suggestions, HR vs. Mayor drama, and live show hype for Smokey Tony’s on July 25th. Plus international love from Scotland & South Africa, Jack Deen voicemails, and plenty of laughs. Physical mail to P.O. Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105. Emails to thisshowistrash@gmail.com or call (262) 757-8567 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • July 3 · 2 hr 35 min

    #269 - Unmasking the Idol (1986) | Pure Chaos, Scene by Scene

    James, Mattila, Nicole, and Danger Dave dive headfirst into the gloriously ridiculous 1986 ninja action flick Unmasking the Idol! Expect chainmail masks, a weather balloon escape, the most intelligent baboon in cinema history (Boone!), piranha pits, a hot tub full of ninjas, and more questionable decision-making than you can shake a throwing star at. This one starts strong with over-the-top action and only gets wilder from there. The crew roasts the plot holes, debates whether it’s a parody or just straight-up unhinged, and tries to survive the slowest, most balloon-dependent mission in movie history. Is it a bad movie that rules? Tune in to find out! Free on Prime — watch it, then tell us your favorite (or least favorite) moment. Support Us: patreon.com/badmoviesrule Email Us: ThisShowIsTrash@gmail.com Voicemail: 262-757-8567 Mail: Bad Movies Rule, PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 Gear Up: Grab tees at teepublic.com/user/bad-movies-rule Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • June 30 · 17 min

    From Russia With Love (1963) - Die Another Episode PREVIEW

    This is an extended sample from our new James Bond show, Die Another Episode, and we can't wait to talk through every James Bond movie! Want the whole thing? Click the link below to become a Patreon supporter! https://www.patreon.com/badmoviesrule James and Chuck dive into the second Bond film — the one that truly made 007 a global phenomenon — while a massive thunderstorm tries to wash them (and the new studio) off the map. Soaked shorts, bare feet on the third floor during a tornado watch, thunder on cue, and zero shoes? They break down the bigger budget, exotic locations, and the squad that returned from Dr. No (same director, same writers, even more grand scale). Robert Shaw as the chilling Grant, Lotte Lenya’s brass-knuckled Rosa Klebb, a very young Daniela Bianchi as Tatiana, the debut of Q and his briefcase of wonders, gypsy camp chaos, that legendary train fight, helicopter mayhem, boat chases, and all the tropes this movie cemented for the franchise. Expect plenty of tangents: leg doubles, poison shoes, Spectre’s loudspeaker addiction, chess tournament stress, and whether red wine really does go with fish. Plus heartfelt chat about why this one still hits so hard. If you love the riffs, the breakdowns, and surviving natural disasters just to talk Bond with the boys, this one’s a blast. Grab your martini (shaken, not stirred) and join us! Thanks for supporting the show — your patronage keeps the lights on (and the rain off our shorts). What did you think of From Russia with Love? Drop your thoughts in the comments! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • June 29 · 1 hr 12 min

    Mailbag: Last Action Hero & Burning Door Debate Rages On!

    James and Clint hold down the fort (with Bob & Joe crashing later) for a stacked mailbag full of physical mail! Nathan delivers an unbelievable Last Action Hero Jack Slater standee that had the studio losing it, plus postcards, movie gifts, and fan letters. We dive into Bermuda Triangle suggestions, Fist of Jesus action, Freaked, car vs. bike movie debates, burning door science experiments, and more. Heartfelt stories, live show hype for Smokey Tony’s on July 25th, and plenty of laughs. Send physical mail to P.O. Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105. Emails to thisshowistrash@gmail.com or voicemails to (262) 757-8567. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • June 26 · 2 hr 23 min

    #268 - Over the Top (1987)

    Sylvester Stallone climbs into the cab, flips his hat backwards, and turns into a truck for the ultimate arm-wrestling father-son redemption tour in Over the Top (1987)! We’re hauling a full load of sweaty truck stops, Kenny Loggins montages, military school attitude, and real-life arm wrestling legends as we finally tackle the movie you’ve been begging us to cover. Join James, Mel Vande, Danger Dave, and Brian as they break down Stallone’s poignant (and completely ridiculous) dramedy about deadbeat dads, Bowflex pull-downs in the cab, and one very determined grandpa. Expect plenty of “meet me halfway across the sky” sing-alongs, debates over whether the kid is a prick or just misunderstood, and way too much discussion about tuna salad and lot lizards. Bad movies rule. This one might actually rule a little too hard. Listen now and tell us: did Lincoln Hawk change your life, or are you still Team Grandpa? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • June 23 · 39 min

    Lance Guest: Talking The Last Starfighter & Jaws: The Revenge

    We’re joined by the legendary Lance Guest for a fantastic conversation! From getting chased by Michael Myers in Halloween II as a young ambulance driver to carrying The Last Starfighter as the lead at just 23 years old, Lance takes us through his rapid rise and what it felt like stepping onto that massive sci-fi set. We also dive deep into Jaws: The Revenge, including the wild true story of Michael Caine literally saving his life on set, the chaotic reshoots, and why his character became the ultimate voice of the audience. Lance shares thoughtful insights on acting against invisible effects, building character arcs, and the realities of big studio productions. Plus: his under-the-radar gem The Wizard of Loneliness, playing music, and more! A heartfelt, funny, and insightful episode with one of the nicest guys in the business. Don’t miss it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • June 22 · 1 hr 3 min

    Black Dynamite Love, Demon Knight Plot Holes & Smokey Tony’s Live Show Hype

    Another stacked BMR Mailbag is here! Norman blesses us with epic Hulk Hogan artwork (plus some accent requests), Mayor Ryan Mueller shuts down Barbara from HR and approves the pizza party, and the crew debates Monopoly pieces, car movies, and wrestler-turned-actors. We get Demon Knight plot hole fixes, Black Dynamite love, Madhouse memories, and a heartfelt call from Trey keeping us company during a tough hospital wait. Plus live show hype with Josh Bowman, D&D one-shot talk, and fudge care package incoming! Email us at thisshowistrash@gmail.com or call (262) 757-8567. Physical mail to P.O. Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105. See you at Smokey Tony’s on July 25th! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • June 19 · 2 hr 30 min

    #267 - The Phantom (1996)

    The BMR crew dives headfirst into the purple-tights jungle madness of The Phantom (1996) starring Billy Zane, Kristy Swanson, Treat Williams, and a very young Catherine Zeta-Jones! From skull-chasing pirates and moon vines to ghost dads, super pistols, and one of the most confusing origin stories ever put on film, this episode is packed with unhinged riffs, dolphin milk debates, bridge disasters, and plenty of "how did we get here?" moments. The guys break down the campy action, questionable superpowers, and why this 1930s pulp throwback still has a dedicated cult following. Featuring Ryan Mueller, Ryan Madel, and Brian Draws Movies. Whether you're a longtime Phantom fan or watching for the first time, this one's a wild ride through the Bengali jungle and beyond. Support Us: patreon.com/badmoviesrule Email Us: ThisShowIsTrash@gmail.com Voicemail: 262-757-8567 Mail: Bad Movies Rule, PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 Gear Up: Grab tees at teepublic.com/user/bad-movies-rule Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • June 16 · 1 hr 8 min

    Casper Van Dien: Johnny Rico Himself on Starship Troopers, Patrick Muldoon & Bug Slaying Games!

    Johnny Rico himself, Casper Van Dien, joins the Bad Movies Rule! crew for a heartfelt, hilarious, and bug-stomping deep dive into Starship Troopers! Casper opens up about stepping into the iconic role, the military roots that shaped his performance, Paul Verhoeven’s razor-sharp satire, and the unbreakable off-screen brotherhood with Patrick Muldoon and Denise Richards. From John Wayne homages in Starship Troopers 3 to replacing his best friend in a brand-new film, “kill them all” stories, military family pride, and why Rico remains one of the all-time great “idiots who steps up,” this one is packed with laughs, respect, and genuine emotion. Plus: Casper recommends the cheesiest movie in his filmography for your next BMR watch party, talks video game voice work, and personally invites the BMRmy to drop into his Twitch streams and join the Roughnecks in Starship Troopers: Extermination. If you love practical effects, unhinged 90s action, and real talk from the people who made the magic happen, this episode is for you. Kill them all… and then come back for more. 🔥 Subscribe, leave a review, and tell a friend! Support the show on Patreon for bonus episodes, early access, and to help keep the new studio running: patreon.com/badmoviesrule Join the conversation in the Discord and hit up Casper’s streams. What’s your favorite Casper Van Dien moment or Starship Troopers memory? Drop it in the comments or send a voice note! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices