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Attention HellMart Shoppers!

Harmless Entertainment

Attention HellMart Shoppers! is a twice monthly horror/comedy audio-drama. Join the staff of HelloMart, a big box super-store built on top of the gates of hell, as they battle the forces of evil in order to bring you the best customer service minimum wage can provide.

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  • 20 episodes
  • Avg 5 min
  • English

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  • S2 · E2
    Mar 9, 2023 · 20 min

    Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Dogs of Savings

    Danny's dead! Or is he? Emily has a plan to bring him back while Jimmy and Sherman deal with some explosive pups. Voice Cast: Thoreau Smiley Moon Smiley Alaric Weber Jordan Cobb Julia Schifini Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment Follow us on Twitter! Join the conversation in our Facebook Group! https://www.twitter.com/harmlessmedia https://www.facebook.com/groups/504312413670694 Buy some Merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/attention-hellmart-shoppers Harmless Phosphorescence iTunes https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/harmless-phosphorescence/id1477931849 1994 iTunes https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1994/id1435127508

  • Apr 12, 2020 · 1 min

    Mini Episode 18: Birthday!

    It's Danny's Birthday! Kinda! This one takes place right after the July 4th Special.

  • Apr 10, 2020 · 2 min

    Mini Episode 16: TV or not TV

    Gunter and Jimmy have a little chat Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at Harmless Entertainment! Follow us on Twitter! Join the conversation in our Facebook Group https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment https://www.twitter.com/harmlessmedia https://www.facebook.com/groups/504312413670694

  • Apr 9, 2020 · 3 min

    Mini Episode 15: It's the Pits

    Daniel is showing yet another new employee the ropes! This one you've met before, though. It's Shawn from the Chicken Farm. Is this the newest permanent addition to HelloMart? Only time will tell.

  • Apr 8, 2020 · 3 min

    Mini Episode 14: Aggressive Negotiations

    This one features our new Regional Manager Melinda Ashe, played by the one and only Sarah Golding of The Audio Drama Production Podcast and a bazillion other shows. We'll being hearing from her some more on upcoming bonus episodes and lots in season 2. Thanks everyone!

  • Apr 7, 2020 · 3 min

    Mini Episode 13: When in Gnome...

    It's spring in Strickland, and that means the lawn and garden department is getting busy...unfortunately. This one has a special guest; Danilo Battistini of Contador De Historias!

  • Apr 3, 2020 · 2 min

    Mini Episode 9: The Bigfeet...foots

    This one takes place during Episode 7, Dante's Disco Inferno, and stars Chet and Mr and Mrs Bigfoot. Support the show and get early access and exclusive content at Harmless Entertainment! Follow us on Twitter! Join the conversation in our Facebook Group! https://www.patreon.com/harmlessentertainment https://www.twitter.com/harmlessmedia https://www.facebook.com/groups/504312413670694

  • Apr 2, 2020 · 3 min

    Mini Episode 8: Zombie Here Now

    This one takes place during the zombie attack of Dante's Disco Inferno. Sherman saves some customers, but he may have bitten off more than he an chew.

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