Athletico Mince

Bob Mortimer & Andy Dawson

Bob Mortimer and Andy Dawson's podcast - brass hands, blue drink and more. It's not really about football, d'you know what I mean?

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230 episodes
Updated July 17

Episodes230

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Mar 29, 2020 · 30 min
Boiled Parsnips 1: Loft Dogs
Some bits from the first two Athletico Parsnips episodes from last year. Beardsley, big paella, Scottish tale, recycling, Slaughters, Barry and more.
Mar 22, 2020 · 35 min
Ep. 101 - British Fight
A new Phil Jones trailer, an Argos encounter, some threats, a trip to the doctors and legal issues for the Beardsleys. Oh, and two fridges.
Mar 15, 2020 · 47 min
The South Africa Collection Vol. 1
A compilation of Bob’s South Africa stories from episode 38 to 56…
Mar 15, 2020 · 1 hr 19 min
The Beardsley Collection Vol. 1
A compilation of Peter Beardsley submissions from episodes 50 to 63. Dog dirt.
Feb 28, 2020 · 32 min
Ep. 100 - Heavy Hanky
Steve and his pals go out for a carvery, Jez finds a new job, we report from Leeds, and hear about the Beardsley’s wedding day.
Feb 9, 2020 · 38 min
Ep.99 - Mind Soothing Unit
Penguin news, a unident, Crime Files, a Scottish tale, Martin visits Klopp, and the mangos return...
Dec 31, 2019 · 36 min
Ep. 98 - A Song Collection Vol. 1
Fun Bus; Nut Job; Get Up On The Moon; Up Into The Business Sky; Slender People; Sex Robots; Dyche Motivation WAV; Come To Sunderland; Keeping Fit; Steve Picks The Team; Klopp Hop; Two Large Mangos; Mick's Song; Mid-Head Oxbow; Fake Tan; Oh Mister ...
Dec 24, 2019 · 26 min
Ep. 97 - Christmas Mince Part 2
Adrian samples the Slaughters Christmas menu, Neil Hunt fends off two more customers, there’s WAVs from Dyche, Lawrenson and Omsk, Santa pops in, and we hear a festive Scottish tale.
Dec 23, 2019 · 29 min
Ep. 96 - Christmas Mince Part 1
Christmas with the Beardsleys, a message from Barry, some relaxing sound therapy, Bob’s yuletide Sunderland song and more...
Nov 25, 2019 · 38 min
Ep. 95 - Chicken Leg, Chicken Wing
Fresh news from the Gangs of the EPL, a Managers Lunch Club meeting, the Guru gets festive, Andy gets booted into his own car, and we receive two brand new WAVs
Nov 8, 2019 · 35 min
Ep. 94 - The 100
Phil Jones unveils his Nutflix trailer, Martin Roberts drops in on a celebrity, Vince Parsnips returns and The Beardsleys get a visitor.
Oct 25, 2019 · 34 min
Ep. 93 - Tuna Candle
We acquire a WAV from Jurgen Klopp, Neil Hunt faces another pottery foe, there’s trouble for the White Harts, plus Guru, cheese, poetry, petrol and more.
Oct 19, 2019 · 44 min
Bonus Episode: The Four Four Two Interview
Back in June, we were interviewed by Steve Hill for Four Four Two magazine. Here’s the audio of the interview.
Oct 7, 2019 · 35 min
Ep. 92 - Just Hooves
Steve and Casper visit a nonsense pottery shop, Bob goes to Slaughters, the Guru returns, there’s a quiz, Dyche guests on TalkSport, and more…
Sep 26, 2019 · 38 min
Ep. 91 - Longy Special
Peter Beardsley returns, Neil Hunt faces a pie-eating adversary, and there’s some singing, some quizzing, and a magical gold card…
Sep 13, 2019 · 39 min
Ep. 90 - Stan Watson's Oily Wipes
Unidents, Talksport, quizzing, corned beef on Teesside, and Neil Hunt meets the White Harts… 
Aug 29, 2019 · 33 min
Ep. 89 - The Vampire And The Potter
A look back at Deadline Day on Talksport, Roy pops in, Dom Littlewood scours Teesside, Neil Hunt faces an evil darts foe, plus Jordan, Dyche and a new hoover… 
Aug 12, 2019 · 39 min
Ep. 88 - The Gas Man Cometh
A brand new Crime File, a message from Peter, a meat quiz, Lawro’s top ten, an update from Barry, the return of a very nasty character, and lots more.
Aug 1, 2019 · 40 min
Ep. 87 - Sunderland Smorgasbord
Steve and Casper enjoy a day out, Roy pops in, and Martin visits another footballer. Plus ants, buffets, a new Crime File and more… 
Jul 19, 2019 · 35 min
Ep. 86 - Bras For Men
The British Managers’ Lunch Club have another meeting, Andy loses his finger cymbals, Sean Dyche motivates us all further, Roy pleads for cash, and the main men from the EPL are on holiday together…