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You have questions. I have answers. (And so does Bryan.) A weekly podcast hosted by @RonnaGlickman and @BryanSafi. Every Tuesday, wherever you get your podcasts. Send us your questions at askronna@gmail.com 

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  • Yesterday · 1 hr 17 min

    310 - A Little Chablis Right Around Bridgeport

    We're back for real this week as we're officially out of the Time Machine, and we've got a lot to catch up on, excuse me! Ronna's glowing, (Bryan) is in full El Paso mode, and we've got letters from folks seeking advice on letting a best friend know you want to spend less time with them and how to deal with a co-worker and job situation from hell. It's a real Odyssey! Tickets are going FAST, pardon me, to Ronnukah LIVE at the Bell House in Brooklyn! Join us for TWO shows on Saturday 11/21 and mark the official start of the holiday season in luxurious style. Get 'em before they're gone! askronnalive.com Sponsors: Nutrafol is the #1 dermatologist-recommended hair growth supplement. And we love it! Go to nutrafol.com right now and use code BRYAN for $10 off your first month's subscription! Turn "we should spice things up" into real experiences with a personal intimacy coordinator from Arya! Go to getarya.com/ronna for $10 off your first month. You'll thank us later, excuse me. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • September 8 · 1 hr 10 min

    309 - Lisa from Salt Lake with the Big Belts

    WE. ARE. BACK! Our summer break was INCREDIBLE, pardon me. Or at least we assume it was since we're in the Time Machine. But, come on, it probably was. We've got a fabulous little episode for our first show back, too. After some talk about how horrifying crabs are and how Stanley Cups are very much not "in" anymore, we've got a follow-up from the introverted boss and give advice on two questions: how to handle a possible workplace mutiny and how to balance family needs back home with your own needs when you live abroad. And if you weren't already looking forward to the holidays, here's something else to add to your list: we're coming back to New York! Ronnukah LIVE! is headed to the Bell House on November 21st for TWO shows! For those in the know, Ronnukah is our favorite time of year, and the fact that we're going LIVE this season is something we're VERY excited about! Tickets at askronnalive.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • September 1 · 40 min

    Patreon Amuse Bouche: Is Kenny G Kind Of Slutty? (Patreon 299)

    Hello, Dears! Ronna (& Bryan) have one more week left of summer break before we're back next week with all new episodes. But until then, here's one last peek into the Patreon Carriage House, episode 299. This week we've got a full history of Shania Twain's relationship and we hear about what the ultimate insult is when you're in Rhode Island. Plus we answer a cliffhanger about how to express yourself better. Did you enjoy this 'amuse-bouche' preview of our Patreon? If so, join us for the full meal! Patreon members get up to three bonus episodes each month, and our top tier members get video episodes PLUS our award-winning Shades of Vanilla Newsletter, the key to living The Carriage House lifestyle. patreon.com/askronna We're back next week with ALL NEW FREE FEED EPISODES! Special Announcement: We all know Ronnukah is the absolute PEAK Carriage House experience. Well, this year, we have a VERY special treat in store. We're coming back to Brooklyn for a live show at the Bell House on November 21st. That's right...it's RONNUKAH LIVE IN NEW YORK! And we're doing TWO shows on November 21 filled with songs, games, gifts, advice, and everything that makes Ronnukah the most wonderful time of the year. Tickets on sale THIS FRIDAY for our Patreon members only, and then on sale to the general public starting Monday. Want your chance to get the best seats in the house? Join us on Patreon for exclusive early access! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • August 25 · 28 min

    Patreon Amuse Bouche: That Glowing Beef Jerky Face (Patreon 297)

    Ronna (& Bryan) are still on their summer breaks, but luckily you don't have to be without their dulcet tones this week. We've got another sneak peek into The Patreon Carriage House! This time, it's episode 297 from earlier this summer. We give advice for a living, so please take it from us: stop handling #%$@ rattlesnakes. But we also give advice this week on a cliffhanger that really gets us riled up about being in love with a best friend. We've got a LOT to say about it, and believe us when we say we're schticking to it! Did you enjoy this 'amuse-bouche' preview of our Patreon? If so, join us for the full meal! Patreon members get up to three bonus episodes each month, and our top tier members get video episodes PLUS our award-winning Shades of Vanilla Newsletter, the key to living The Carriage House lifestyle. patreon.com/askronna See you next week for our final preview of the summer! And we'll be back with ALL NEW Free Feed episodes on September 8th! Sponsor: Finding a great bra as you get older can be frustrating. That's where our new sponsor Honeylove comes in! Support your body in a way that actually feels good. Use our exclusive link to save 20% today at honeylove.com/ronna Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • August 18 · 37 min

    Patreon Amuse Bouche: Go Fund Yourself (Patreon 296)

    Ronna (& Bryan) are on their summer breaks, but we've got a special treat for you this week with a sneak peek inside The Patreon Carriage House! Here's a taste of Patreon 296 from earlier this summer. (Bryan)'s room might be haunted, but no ghost is going to stop us from having a great show, excuse me. After a cliffhanger about a GoFundMe that rubs our letter writer the wrong way, Ronna (& Bryan) finally clear up the whole Ronna/Rhonda situation. A slip of the tongue? Or a pointed debasement? It's hard to tell! Did you enjoy this 'amuse-bouche' preview of our Patreon? If so, join us for the full meal! Patreon members get up to three bonus episodes each month, and our top tier members get video episodes PLUS our award-winning Shades of Vanilla Newsletter, the key to living The Carriage House lifestyle. patreon.com/askronna See you next week for another preview! Sponsor: Finding a great bra as you get older can be frustrating. That's where our new sponsor Honeylove comes in! Support your body in a way that actually feels good. Use our exclusive link to save 20% today at honeylove.com/ronna Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • August 11 · 1 hr 14 min

    308 - Classic Cliffhangers: The Dirty Bird Special

    It's that time of year! We get to review some of the craziest, most shocking, and most FUN cliffhangers we've received this season. So buckle up and get ready for The Dirty Bird Special! For this year's collection we've got some real doozies. First off it's Mushroom Lasagna's insane friend who gets sexual pleasure from bidets (yes, it's as out of control as you think it is). Then we follow it up with one of the most disgusting letters we've ever received; the mom who's decided there's no need to wash her hands with soap anymore. And finally, we re-live one of our favorites; the massage saga of Tugboat Willy. Not yet a member of Patreon? As you can tell from this week's episode, you're missing out! Join us to get access to all this and more beginning at just $5 a month! patreon.com/askronna And how about this? Ask Ronna Live is coming back to the Bell House in New York! Just in time for Ronnukah! Join us in Brooklyn on Saturday, November 21st for a holiday kick-off to remember! Tickets on sale soon. Watch this space! Sponsor: Let your hair be one less thing to worry about. Nutrafol is the #1 dermatologist-recommended hair grown supplement on the market, and it's one we love! Go to nutrafol.com and use code BRYAN for $10 off your first month's subscription! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • August 4 · 1 hr 15 min

    307 - Down For a Good Baiting

    Ronna's ready to record, even if she's sitting at a toddler table in a spare bedroom. But don't blame her. Her new LA pied-à-terre is still getting nipped and tucked, so this was the only space that wasn't abuzz with activity. But she (& Bryan) have a fab show in store for you! After Ronna receives shocking news about (Bryan)'s parents and their heights, they give advice on tattoo regrets and setting boundaries with a parent. (Bryan)'s Off-Broadway show ARE YOU MAD AT ME is almost done with its run, and if you're in the area, it's a MUST see. Now playing through August 15th at HERE Arts Center in Soho! areyoumadatmeshow.com Sponsor: Without question, Lola Blankets are the best blankets we've ever used. We LOVE ours! And you will too. Lucky for you, listeners to our show are getting 40% off their orders! Go to lolablankets.com and use code RONNA for 40% off today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • July 28 · 1 hr 7 min

    306 - Poland Spring Summer

    It's a week of firsts! (Bryan) had his first tea ever and Ronna topped him by buying her first LA property ever. You can listen to (Bryan) spiral in real time at this revelation. Once he recovers, (Bryan) and Ronna tackle a pair of international advice questions: one on long distance relationships and the other on whether or not now is the time move abroad. (Bryan)'s hit show ARE YOU MAD AT ME is still playing Off-Broadway in New York through August 15th! Get tickets at areyoumadatmeshow.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • July 21 · 1 hr 41 min

    305 - Don't Forget to Tell Angela

    Ronna's star struck this week, excuse me. We've got Off-Broadway's own (Bryan) with us, fresh off his SMASH hit show, and he and Ronna are ready to mingle and give their usual spot-on advice...if they can avoid cyclospora first. This week Ronna (& Bryan) give advice on a trio of problems: planning a long term stay for an American fruit in London, how to deal with a very extroverted employee, and what the etiquette is at a restaurant when your dining companion is running VERY late. (Bryan)'s show ARE YOU MAD AT ME is selling fast, so if you want tickets, and believe us, you do, you better get your grubs on them now! Go to areyoumadatmeshow.com and use code IMSORRY for $10 off your tickets. The show plays at HERE Arts Center in New York through August 15th, but the discount code is good through this week only. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • July 14 · 1 hr 16 min

    304 - Alpha Gal

    Our dear (Bryan)'s Off-Broadway show is officially up and running, and we've got a fabulous episode this week to celebrate! After praising Liza in 'Arthur,' Roger at Wimbledon, and that Viking guy at the World Cup, Ronna (& Bryan) give advice on how to handle a neighbor's noisy baby and who should get the best bedroom in a group Airbnb situation. ARE YOU MAD AT ME is now playing! Go see (Bryan) at the HERE Arts Center in New York now through August 15th. Tickets at areyoumadatmeshow.com and you can still use code IMSORRY to get $10 off your tickets for performances through next week only! Sponsor: How are Ronna and Mr. Cleveland doing in their boudoir? With the help of our new sponsor, Arya, they're doing GREAT, excuse me. Arya is an intimacy membership that turns "we should spice things up" into real experiences. Go to getarya.com/ronna for $10 off your first month! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • July 7 · 1 hr 25 min

    303 - To My Benefactor, Mrs. Ronna Glickman

    It's a Carriage House Catch-Up this week, and we cover a LOT of territory, excuse me. From (Bryan)'s New York Times mention to Dyan Cannon to lithosexuals, we've got a lot to talk about. Then, after a mountain of follow-ups, Ronna (& Bryan) give advice on whether it's wise to put a career on pause for a relationship. ARE YOU MAD AT ME, (Bryan)'s Off-Broadway debut, starts performances THIS FRIDAY in New York! Even the New York Times is excited about this show, pardon me. Go to areyoumadatmeshow.com for tickets and use code IMSORRY for $10 off your ticket to the first two weeks of the run. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • June 30 · 1 hr 50 min

    302 - Cruising with the Hanta Rats with Darby Lynn Cartwright and Alexis Bevels

    Now wait a minute. We've had some fun guests on our show over the decades we've been on the air, but we might have a new favorite duo after these delicious, tasty little treats joined us this week, excuse me. We're thrilled to welcome to The Carriage House the delightful Darby Lynn Cartwright and Alexis Bevels! If you're not watching and/or listening to their show IMHO (In My Homosexual Opinion), then you're truly missing out. It's available on YouTube and wherever you get your podcasts. Plus, you can also see them live and in person on July 14th (Task Mistress) and July 16th (Darby Wins a Talent Show) at Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles. You don't want to miss these two! Darby and Alexis join us to give advice on whether or not to bring a new beau on a birthday trip with a best friend, how to deal with an odd development after new sobriety, and how to tell your in-laws that their home might be too dirty for children. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • June 23 · 27 min

    Patreon Amuse-Bouche: Jeremiah Was a Bullfrog and This Episode Is a Trainwreck (Patreon 294)

    We're off this week, but we've still got a treat in store for you, excuse me. Here's a little taste of a recent Patreon episode that we thought was particularly fun! Ronna can't remember what she was going to ask (Bryan). (Bryan) can't find the video he was going to show Ronna. Dante is...Dante. Sometimes nothing goes right, but we STILL have an incredibly fun episode. After a follow-up from someone who has a similar story to the earring toothpick user from a few weeks ago, Ronna (& Bryan) answer a cliffhanger about grief and all its complexity. Did you enjoy this 'amuse-bouche' preview of our Patreon? If so, join us for the full meal! Patreon members get up to three bonus episodes each month, and our top tier members get video episodes PLUS our award-winning Shades of Vanilla Newsletter, the key to living The Carriage House lifestyle. patreon.com/askronna And we'll see you next week for an ALL NEW Free Feed episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • June 18 · 1 hr 31 min

    301 - Zipping, Zapping, and Zopping

    We just finished 300, and now we're on our way to 400, excuse me! It's a Carriage House Catch-Up this week as Ronna (& Bryan), people pleasers that they are, chat about everything from seed oil to Thanksgiving food to Harry Potter's death spell. Then they answer a trio of listener questions: how to handle a bad B&B experience, whether or not the older person on a date always has to pay, and how to navigate a friendship that might be uneven on meeting each other's needs. (Bryan) has just one question for you: ARE YOU MAD AT ME? His hit show comes to New York for a month long engagement Off-Broadway this summer July 10 to August 15! Go to areyoumadatmeshow.com and use code IMSORRY for $10 off your ticket to the first two weeks of the run. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • June 9 · 1 hr 16 min

    300 - Happy Tricentennial with Justin Halpern

    Wait a minute. It's our 300TH EPISODE, pardon me! We couldn't be more thankful to The Carriage House community for helping us reach this milestone. And we couldn't have a more delightful guest to celebrate the occasion. Joining us is none other than Justin Halpern! Justin is a real mogul. Not only is he the award-winning co-showrunner and producer of ABBOTT ELEMENTARY on ABC, but he's also the author of several best-selling books. His latest book, GET LOST, is available for pre-order now, and it sounds like the perfect beach read for summer. Order it now! Justin helps us give advice on how to handle an unwanted AI slop birthday gift and what to do when you want to break up with your therapist. And a special thanks to our friends of The Carriage House who sent us their well wishes for 300 episodes! Casey, Drew, Gearóid, Michael, Justin, Kate, Adam, Richard, Robin, and Dickie. Sponsor: Want modern-day makeup that's clean, strategic, and multi-functional for effortless routines? You need Jones Road Beauty! We can't recommend it enough. And for a limited time, you can go to jonesroadbeauty.com and use code RONNA for a free full sized mascara on your first purchase! And here's another brand we can't recommend enough. Quince! Our closets are full of high quality, reasonably priced essentials from Quince. Go to quince.com/ronna for free shipping and 365 day returns. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • June 2 · 1 hr 25 min

    299 - Freezing Cold in a Churrascaria with Annie Mumolo

    Wait a minute. We have comedy royalty in The Carriage House this week, pardon me. Joining us is none other than Annie Mumolo! Of course you know her as the Oscar nominated writer of BRIDESMAIDS, but she's just as prolific in front of the camera in hits like BARB AND STAR GO TO VISTA DEL MAR, THIS IS 40, BAD MOMS, and much more. You can catch her now on the new hit series ROOSTER with Steve Carrell on HBO. This is great television! Annie helps Ronna (& Bryan) give advice on how to deal with a spouse showing a little too much attention to someone else at a birthday party and what to do when your boss stinks...literally. Tickets now available for (Bryan)'s Off-Broadway debut ARE YOU MAD AT ME, playing this summer in New York! Go to areyoumadatmeshow.com for tickets, and use code IMSORRY for $10 off the first two weeks of the run. Sponsor: Take comfort in Born Shoes! They're the prefect mix of stye and comfort, and you can get 15% off and free ground shipping on a full priced pair when you go to bornshoes.com and use the promo code RONNA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • May 26 · 1 hr 3 min

    298 - Thanks a Bunch!

    It's another Carriage House Catch-Up, dybbuks and all! After everything you'd ever need to know about Jewish exorcisms, Ronna (& Bryan) give advice on whether or not it's ok to wear a Jewish head scarf if you're not Jewish, what to do if you're booked on the most infamous cruise line in the world, and how to handle spilling a coworker's secret. (Bryan)'s Off-Broadway debut is coming up in July, and if you're in New York it is NOT to be missed! ARE YOU MAD AT ME, a smash hit at Edinburgh, is coming back to the Big Apple bigger and better than ever. Go to areyoumadatmeshow.com and use code IMSORRY for $10 off your ticket to the first two weeks of the run, available exclusively to listeners of Ask Ronna! Sponsor: Take comfort in Born Shoes! They're the prefect mix of stye and comfort, and you can get 15% off and free ground shipping on a full priced pair when you go to bornshoes.com and use the promo code RONNA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • May 19 · 1 hr 3 min

    297 - Tony Loves Chachi

    Ronna might be having a hard day, but she's looks amazing, pardon me. As if there were any doubt. We've got a Carriage House Catch-Up this week, with everything you ever needed to know about colonoscopy scandals and how everyone who works on the show is probably trying to sabotage Ronna. Then R (& B) give advice on a wedding dilemma and whether or not to host a SECOND gender reveal party. Thanks to everyone who joined us at last weekend's AR Social Club Spring Kiki! You all gave your best Gina Lollobrigida. arsocialclub.com Also, our dear (Bryan) is having his Off-Broadway debut this summer, pardon me! His show ARE YOU MAD AT ME will play six weeks only at the HERE Arts Center in SoHo! Tickets on sale today at areyoumadatmeshow.com and, available exclusively to Ask Ronna listeners, you can use code IMSORRY for $10 off your ticket for the first two weeks of the run! Sponsors: Want modern-day makeup that's clean, strategic, and multi-functional for effortless routines? We absolutely love Jones Road Beauty! Go to jonesroadbeauty.com and use code RONNA for a FREE GIFT with your first purchase! Take comfort in Born Shoes! They're the prefect mix of stye and comfort, and you can get 15% off and free ground shipping on a full priced pair when you go to bornshoes.com and use the promo code RONNA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • May 12 · 1 hr 26 min

    296 - Macroaggressions with Zach Noe Towers

    Wait a minute. We've got a menuvl and a HALF this week, excuse me. Joining us in The Carriage House with his unique brand of chaos and charm is the delightful Zach Noe Towers! Zach's new stand-up special, TWINK DEATH, produced by Bob the Drag Queen, pardon me, is available right now on YouTube. Watch it and then go see him on tour, including in London in August! Zach helps us give advice on how to handle a coworker who overshares and how to best express disappointment. Sponsor: Take comfort in Born Shoes! They're the prefect mix of stye and comfort, and you can get 15% off and free ground shipping on a full priced pair when you go to bornshoes.com and use the promo code RONNA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • May 5 · 1 hr 16 min

    295 - Keeping It Greasy

    Listen, hoes. This week's Free Feed is a unique one; it's got some real Patreon vibes. So if you've ever wondered what you're missing over on Patreon, it's this. First off is a Carriage House Catch-Up for the ages with Ronna (& Bryan) covering everything from their respective skin procedures, their new favorite shows, and everything you ever wanted to know about angler fish. Then it's on to the million comments we got on Racecar Bed's letter from two weeks ago about flirting with the waiter. You all had a LOT to say about it, so much so that we have to re-read the letter and reconsider our initial advice. Then we hear follow-ups from the boundary-pushing artist mother, an autistic perspective on that 'platonic no more' friendship, and the bi daddy with the mash potato wife. It's a BIG show this week! And stay tuned for the next AR Social Club Kiki, tentatively scheduled for May 16th! arsocialclub.com Sponsor: Take comfort in Born Shoes! They're the prefect mix of stye and comfort, and you can get 15% off and free ground shipping on a full priced pair when you go to bornshoes.com and use the promo code RONNA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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