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Allegedly Astrology

Dana DeFranco, Elyse Carlucci, Sarah Dembkowski

True crime, scandals, and celebrity gossip meet astrology when three friends discuss the transits that have influenced some of the biggest moments throughout history and pop culture. In this weekly comedy podcast, your hosts Astrologer Dana DeFranco, Elyse Carlucci, and Sarah Dembkowski cover the charts behind everything from Taylor and Travis, to Heated Rivalry, to the Salem Witch Trials. Whether you’re a beginner learning astrology basics or an advanced astro nerd, you’ll have some laughs and gain a new perspective on the planets’ roles in our daily lives and world events.


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  • October 23 · 20 min

    The Astrology of Hocus Pocus

    PATREON UNLOCKED! In this Patreon ep from 2022. we’re talking about the astrology behind the Halloween classic Hocus Pocus. We talk about its v poorly chosen release date (big Venus conjunct the South Node energy), the nodal opposition when it started to become popular, the movie’s biwheel with Bette Midler, and more! CONTACT YA GURLS: Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! Subscribe on YouTube! Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter Book Readings With Dana: astrologyreadingsbydana@gmail.com General Inquiries: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com or visit: allegedlyastrology.com Music by Paul Wierdak Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • October 18 · 36 min

    The Astrology of Lizzie Borden

    LIZZIE BORDEN TOOK AN AXE AND GAVE HER MOTHER FORTY WHACKS. This episode, we’re breaking down the astrology of one of the wildest charts we’ve seen in recent memory: Lizzie Borden. We discuss her synastry with her dad, what was going on when she was acquitted, her legacy in pop culture and more! CONTACT YA GURLS: Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! Subscribe on YouTube! Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter Book Readings With Dana: astrologyreadingsbydana@gmail.com General Inquiries: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com or visit: allegedlyastrology.com Music by Paul Wierdak Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • October 9 · 33 min

    Allegedly in the News: Ed Sheeran

    I’M IN LOVE WITH THE SHAPE OF YOU UNTIL YOU DROP MACKLEMORE. In this Allegedly in the News minisode, we discuss the astrology of Ed Sheeran dropping Macklemore from the Loop Tour and the controversy and backlash that followed. We reminisce about the song “Thrift Shop,” check out what placements make Macklemore so politically outspoken, check out transits to see why literally the whole world is mad at Ed and more! CONTACT YA GURLS: Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! Subscribe on YouTube! Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter Book Readings With Dana: astrologyreadingsbydana@gmail.com General Inquiries: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com or visit: allegedlyastrology.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • October 2 · 37 min

    The Astrology of Josh Hartnett

    THE RETURN OF A 2000s HEARTTHROB. This episode, we're covering the astrology of 2000s teen idol Josh Hartnett. We discuss his birth chart, what was going on when he got his lucky break, his career renaissance, Oppenheimer and more! CONTACT YA GURLS: Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! Subscribe on YouTube! Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter Book Readings With Dana: astrologyreadingsbydana@gmail.com General Inquiries: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com or visit: allegedlyastrology.com Music by Paul Wierdak Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • September 25 · 29 min

    Allegedly in the News: Practical Magic 2

    SAD FOR US, HAPPY FOR SANDRA. In this Allegedly in the News episode, the girls discuss how we were personally victimized by watching Practical Magic 2 and compare its chart to the OG and cult fave Practical Magic. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Subscribe on YouTube! // Book Readings With Dana: astrologyreadingsbydana@gmail.com // General Inquiries: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • September 18 · 57 min

    The Astrology of AI

    ELYSE IS BACK! This episode, your three favorite hosts reunite to discuss the astrology of Artificial Intelligence. We discuss society transits leading to the AI revolution, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman's gnarly chart, Alan Turing, ChatGPT, the mega viral X whistleblower post, and more! Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Subscribe on YouTube! Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Book Readings With Dana: astrologyreadingsbydana@gmail.com // General Inquiries: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • September 11 · 31 min

    PATREON UNLOCKED: Pumpkin Spice Latte

    ALL HAIL THE PSL! In this Unlocked Patreon episode from 2023, we’re covering the astrology of Starbucks’ iconic Pumpkin Spice Latte. We discuss how the debilitated planets in its launch chart could lead to innovation, how Venus in Scorpio could explain the dedication of its fandom, what was going on when it got super popular in 2008, its biwheel with Starbucks, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • September 4 · 30 min

    The Astrology of Hayden Panettiere

    SAVE THE CHEERLEADER, SAVE THE WORLD! In this episode, we're breaking down the astrology of Hayden Panettiere. We discuss her domicile planets, how she was born during eclipse season, her IC and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • August 27 · 49 min

    PATREON UNLOCKED: The Astrology of Dolly Parton

    UGH THIS ONE HURTS. We're unlocking this Patreon exclusive episode in honor of the Big Three Earth Queen herself Dolly Parton. We discuss her biwheel with with hubbie Carl Thomas Dean and duet partner Porter Wagoner, what was happening during the 9 to 5 premiere, what in her chart indicates her charity work, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • August 22 · 57 min

    The Astrology of Jack Antonoff and Margaret Qualley

    TONIIIIIGHT, WE ARE SEPARATED. This episode, we’re talking all about the astrology of recently separated Scorpio Margaret Qualley and Aries Jack Antonoff. We discuss their Big Threes, synastry, composite chart and more! If you like this episode and want to learn more about the astrology of love, relationships, chart compatibility, and how to time love, breakups, makeups and more, sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! Follow us! ... ⁠Subscribe to Allegedly Astrology on YouTube! ⁠ @allegedlyastrology on Instagram @allegedlyastrology on Tiktok @allegedlyastro on Twitter Book Readings With Dana: astrologyreadingsbydana@gmail.com General Inquiries: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com Visit: ⁠allegedlyastrology.com ⁠ Music by: Paul Wierdak Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • August 14 · 13 min

    Allegedly in the News: Ariana Grande

    EXTRA, EXTRA! In this Allegedly in the News minisode, Sarah is breaking down the transits surrounding Ariana Grande's announcement to step back from the public eye. She talks about Ariana's big three, the importance of Venus for Ariana this year, the South Node on her mars, themes of restriction and more! Private episodes of Allegedly Astrology available exclusively on Patreon. Paid subscription required. Follow us! ... ⁠⁠Allegedly Astrology on YouTube! ⁠⁠ ⁠@allegedlyastrology on Instagram ⁠ ⁠@allegedlyastrology on Tiktok ⁠ ⁠@allegedlyastro on Twitter ⁠ Book Readings With Dana: astrologyreadingsbydana@gmail.com General Inquiries: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com Visit: ⁠⁠allegedlyastrology.com ⁠⁠ Music by: ⁠Paul Wierdak Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • August 7 · 44 min

    PATREON UNLOCKED: The Astrology of Blockbuster

    In this unlocked Patreon episode from February 2026, we're talking all about the astrology of Blockbuster. We discuss its Libra Sun and Jupiter in Aquarius, its synastry with Netflix, what went down when it went bankrupt and more! Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! Subscribe on YouTube! Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter Book Readings With Dana: astrologyreadingsbydana@gmail.com General Inquiries: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com Visit: allegedlyastrology.com Music by: Paul Wierdak Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • July 24 · 39 min

    PATREON UNLOCKED: The Astrology of Sydney Sweeney

    In this unlocked Patreon episode from August 2025, we're gabbing all about the astrology of Sydney Sweeney. We discuss Sydney's Big Three, the transits happening when Euphoria premiered, what her Venus in Scorpio in the first house means, and more! Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! Subscribe on YouTube! Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter Book Readings With Dana: astrologyreadingsbydana@gmail.com General Inquiries: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com Visit: allegedlyastrology.com Music by: Paul Wierdak Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • July 17 · 37 min

    PATREON UNLOCKED: The Astrology of Shia LaBeouf

    In this unlocked Patreon episode from March 2026, we're talking about the astrology of child star turned Hollywood star turned performance artist turned inide star Shia LaBeouf. We discuss his Gemini - Sag clownness, his 12th house placements, his synastry with Mia Goth and more! Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! // CONTACT YA GURLS // Subscribe on YouTube! www.youtube.com/@allegedlyastrology Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and TikTok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Book Readings With Dana: astrologyreadingsbydana@gmail.com // General Inquiries: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • July 10 · 44 min

    Jupiter in Leo Horoscopes

    PRIDE! EGO! GLAM! LEOPARD PRINT! THEATER KID ANTICS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE! This episode, we're coming to you with all the information, tips and themes you can expect for Jupiter in Leo — including horoscopes for each rising sign. Chic! Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. Subscribe on YouTube! Follow us on Tiktok⁠! Peep our Instagram! Read our tweets! Book Readings With Dana: astrologyreadingsbydana@gmail.com General Inquiries: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com Visit our website Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • June 25 · 57 min

    The Astrology of Lena Dunham

    SHE THINKS THAT SHE MAY BE THE VOICE OF HER GENERATION. OR AT LEAST A VOICE. OF A GENERATION. This episode, we're talking all about the astrology of Lena Dunham. We speculate about her rising sign, check out her synastry with Jenni Konner and Jack Antonoff, see what was going on when Girls premiered and more! Sign up for the Allegedly Astrology Patreon! For just $5 a month, you'll get bonus charts and at least two extra episodes. // CONTACT YA GURLS // Subscribe on YouTube! www.youtube.com/@allegedlyastrology Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter www.instagram.com/allegedlyastrology Book Readings With Dana: astrologyreadingsbydana@gmail.com General Inquiries: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • June 15 · 40 min

    Patreon Unlocked: The Astrology of Stonewall

    HAPPY PRIDE. ENJOY THIS PATREON EPISODE FROM JUNE 2025. This episode, we’re breaking down the astrology of the Stonewall Riots. We discuss how Mercury in Gemini got everyone talking, the OG night’s Aries Rising, Marsha P. Johnson, how people in the 1960s couldn’t fathom the existence of lesbians, predictions, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • June 8 · 29 min

    The Astrology of Keke Palmer and Sean Evans

    THE SLOWEST SLOW BURN ROMANCE OF THEM ALL. In this Allegedly in the News Minisode, we're breaking down the astrology of the will they, won't they duo of the decade Keke Palmer and Sean Evans. We look at what was happening when Keke first appeared on Hot Ones, their synastry and more! // CONTACT YA GURLS // Subscribe on YouTube! Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Book Readings With Dana: astrologyreadingsbydana@gmail.com // General Inquiries: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • May 30 · 36 min

    The Astrology of The Summer House Saga

    NO MAN IS WORTH RIHANNA UNFOLLOWING YOU! This episode, we're diving into the Summer House saga that rocked the Bravoverse and beyond. We explore the synastry between Amanda, Kyle, West, and Ciara, break down the cosmic compatibility, the red flags, and the relationship dynamics at play, and answer the question everyone is asking: Are Amanda and West actually the real deal? // CONTACT YA GURLS // Subscribe on YouTube! Stalk: @allegedlyastrology on IG, Reddit and Tiktok and @allegedlyastro on Twitter // Book Readings With Dana: astrologyreadingsbydana@gmail.com // General Inquiries: allegedlyastrology@gmail.com // Visit: allegedlyastrology.com // Music by: Paul Wierdak Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • May 16 · 22 min

    Allegedly in the News: Ted Turner

    THE NEWS NEVER SLEEPS. This episode, we’re talking all about the astrology of Ted Turner. We break down how his Scorpio Sun, Libra Moon, and Sagittarius Rising made him one of the boldest and most unconventional entrepreneurs in media history. From creating the 24-hour news cycle with CNN to his larger-than-life personality, risky instincts, and endless ambition, we peep the charts of the man who changed television forever. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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