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All Talk No Jeans

Nick and Alyssa

All Talk No Jeans is co-hosted by married couple Nick and Alyssa alongside occasional guests who contribute humorous stories and great content about topics we were going to talk about anyway.

Nick and Alyssa have been married for over 14 years and have two young children. 

There are a few loose rules we follow, no jeans allowed, even jeggings because they're a gateway jean. The conversation will derail often, embrace it. We are not a factual podcast but occasionally know random facts. Alyssa will make song references when possible. We also break our own rules somehow occasionally.

We're here to share stories from childhood through now, make our listeners laugh, and shine a little light through the dark dreary world we live in. Put on your comfy pants and tune in for All Talk No Jeans.
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  • #79
    Monday · 31 min

    DIY DISASTERS: I Put a Hole Through My Hand!

    What happens when home improvement goes horribly wrong? Apparently, you end up with a lot of stories. 😂This week on All Talk, No Jeans, Nick and Alyssa dive into some truly ridiculous construction fails, DIY disasters, and home improvement nightmares....

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  • #78
    October 12 · 27 min

    The Gagisode

    🎙️ The Gagisode | All Talk, No Jeans WARNING: This episode may trigger your gag reflex. You've been warned. 🤢 This week on All Talk, No Jeans, we're diving headfirst into some of the most disgusting, stomach-turning, and downright hilarious stories...

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  • #77
    October 5 · 36 min

    Diet Coke Is Battery Acid & Other Strong Opinions

    We came into this episode with six beverages, no McDonald’s breakfast, and apparently a LOT of opinions. This week we’re ranking and cranking energy drinks, reminiscing about childhood camping trips, responding to listener comments, discussing the...

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  • #76
    September 27 · 46 min

    Raccoons, Rainstorms and Camping Gone Wrong

    Nick and Alyssa planned a relaxing trip to Lake Michigan. Then raccoons stole the buns, a thunderstorm soaked the campsite, and camping moved to the living room. They also share listener stories and family lore featuring fearless campground raccoons,...

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  • #75
    September 21 · 48 min

    Foot to Balls

    On today’s episode we discussed taekwondo and the chaos of competition day. We also debate Dana Carvey movies and plan for camping. Facebook : All Talk No Jeans & More Than This Instagram : alltalknojeans & morethanthisllc  Youtube : All Talk...

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  • #74
    September 14 · 39 min

    Road Rage & Family Destinations

    On today’s episode the hosts discuss how the kids are following in their footsteps, discuss sitcom families, and family destinations. Www.morethanthis.co TikTok : all.talk.no.jeans & morethanthis.co Facebook : All Talk No Jeans & More Than...

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  • #73
    September 7 · 40 min

    The Mernerdisode

    Today Nick and Alyssa discuss some of the fun memories from their time at the Midwest giant, Menards. Tune in for funny stories and reminiscing. TikTok : alltalknojeans & morethanthisllc  Instagram : alltalknojeans Facebook : All Talk No Jeans...

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  • #72
    August 31 · 41 min

    Hoosier Cupboards & Poison

    On today’s episode Alyssa & Nick share humorous family stories including weird things in foods and the love for Hoosier cupboards. Make sure to send in your Hoosier cupboard pictures so we can admire! Magical scrunched...

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  • #71
    August 23 · 44 min

    Childhood Food, Family Vacations, and Capybaras

    On today’s episode we give you some funny stories from our family vacation, we find ways to echo our parents, and we also analyze foods from https://morethanthis.co/ Instagram : alltalknojeans Facebook : All Talk No Jeans TikTok : all.talk.no.jeans...

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  • #70
    July 20 · 20 min

    Big changes, new updates

    It's been almost 2 years and a whole lot of life is happening! We're excited to be back and get back into podcasting. This episode gives you information on what's going on in our lives and discuss upcoming exciting things.  New business website :...

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  • Sep 8, 2024 · 33 min

    69 - Finances and Futball

    On today's episode, we have a discussion on finances and soccer.  Find us on Instagram and Facebook. Send us your financial feedback : alltalknojeans@gmail.com

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  • Sep 1, 2024 · 37 min

    68 - Chrysler Pacifica Episode

    On today's episode we recap a recent road trip and involving a Chrysler Pacifica or two, coughs that never end, and door etiquette.  What is your door etiquette? Let us know! alltalknojeans@gmail.com Find us on Facebook and Instagram

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  • Jul 21, 2024 · 37 min

    67 - We are BACK (again)

    After a short break we're back! Come catch up with us. alltalknojeans@gmail.com find us on Facebook and instagram

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  • Mar 24, 2024 · 36 min

    66 - Biscuit Rules

    On today's episode we discuss our new best biscuit front runner. We recap a trip to the zoo, an unfortunate slip and slide, and adventures we've had. We want to hear from you : alltalknojeans@gmail.com Find us on social media : alltalknojeans

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  • Feb 4, 2024 · 28 min

    65 - Metamucil & A Secret Agent

    On today's episode we discuss an epic cooking fail and a super secret agent. We want to hear from you : alltalknojeans@gmail.com Find us on Social Media : alltalknojeans

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  • Jan 29, 2024 · 26 min

    64 - Tomes & Tumblers

    On today's episode we discuss what we've read and are currently reading. We're also baffled by Stanley tumblers and why people are reading the law for them. We want to hear your family funnies so we can share with others! Send an email to...

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  • Jan 22, 2024 · 35 min

    63 - It’s Too Cold

    On today's episode we discuss weather that's way too cold, and Addie stops by for a quick catch up on life in kindergarten.

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  • Jan 14, 2024 · 34 min

    62 - Christmas In Space

    On today's episode, we recap the gap. We also discussed what we did for Christmas Christmas and something about space. Don't forget to send in your family funnies to alltalknojeans@gmail.com Follow us on social media alltalknojeans

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  • Dec 10, 2023 · 29 min

    61 - Tight Seats and Butter

    In today's episode we share some family funnies and even one sent in by a listener. We also provide tax advice you should never take and discuss the pros and cons of buttered salt. We want to hear from you! : alltalknojeans@gmail.com

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  • Dec 3, 2023 · 29 min

    60 - Trip and Trains

    On today's episode we recap our trip to Colorado and a train ride to space. We also have a couple listener family funnies to share.

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