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Ain’t It Footy

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Ain’t It Footy is a weekly soccer roundtable show where comedy meets the beautiful game. Each week, Miles Gray, Jamel Johnson, and Chris Martin tackle the biggest headlines, from last-minute winners to VAR nightmares, with banter, bold takes, and ill-informed tactical analysis. With hosts from the US and UK, Ain’t It Footy offers listeners a diverse view into what he comedic world of football fandom that no other show offers.

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  • S2 · E11
    Tuesday · 46 min

    Prem Robin Hood

    Facial fabrication faux pas, big Greek night, Arsenal up; United down Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S2 · E10
    November 3 · 57 min

    2 Unfit 2 Quit

    Carrick STILL standing, shirt tugging gone right, Brighton stays fightin Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S2 · E9
    October 27 · 45 min

    Congrats 'Arry

    Ballon D’or, United being sucked DRY, Spurs starting to cook? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S2 · E8
    October 20 · 1 hr 2 min

    No-Knee Madueke

    Island theft, problematic genital stereotypes, & the League’s flying knee drop on racism Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S2 · E7
    October 13 · 54 min

    How Dare You!!!!

    This week brave City supporter, Donnie, joins the show to talk charges, memories and Cherki filth along with all the other results and the new Top 4 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S2 · E6
    October 8 · 52 min

    Banishment?

    City guilty af, Vini’s body double, apologize to Arsene Wenger Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S2 · E5
    September 24 · 1 hr 8 min

    .38 Special

    This week we talk about Arsenal's sobering loss to Brighton, City's windmill tactics, a suggestion for Flo Wirtz and comparing the NHS to American healthcare Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S2 · E4
    September 15 · 1 hr 3 min

    Twism Jersey

    This week we talk Wirtz sunk cost fallacy, Blue Manchester, Dan Burn’s WORLDY and Raya going god mode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S2 · E3
    September 8 · 1 hr 10 min

    The Break Up That Broke Him?

    Arteta the frenemy, Holiday Sack predictions and remembering Aaron Ramsdale Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S2 · E2
    September 1 · 1 hr 6 min

    Retired Goats

    Chelsea can’t stop scoring, they also can’t stop conceding. Bruno Fernandes continues to carry United. Spurs can’t stop…Spurs’ing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S2 · E1
    August 26 · 1 hr 6 min

    Matchweak 1

    The first installment of the 2026/2027 season is here! Arsenal still good? Spurs still…Spurs? Is City going to survive with short hair Haaland? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E36
    August 20 · 41 min

    Player Of The Season: Divorce

    Community Shield, Pep documentary, Top 4 predictions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E35
    August 11 · 1 hr 6 min

    Kohl’s Transfer Market

    Hair plugs, Vini, Salah, Bruno Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E34
    August 4 · 49 min

    My Cousin Gianni

    American cousins, ill-timed hair transplants and the dream of the man with the new chin Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E33
    July 28 · 1 hr 3 min

    Chins Up

    Wins, chins, tuxedos and more. The final installment of World Cup 2026 coverage…a week late. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E32
    July 14 · 1 hr 20 min

    Bum Oui

    Quarterfinals, bum wee, bum passes, xenophobia again Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E31
    July 8 · 1 hr 25 min

    Haaland = Shaq?

    Round of 16, racist Senators, Haaland love Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E30
    June 30 · 1 hr 16 min

    MLS > The World

    Knockouts, extortion, inquests, missed pens and hidden jamon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E29
    June 25 · 58 min

    Behold A Pale Horse

    Group stage wrap up, disappointments, hottest parent award? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E28
    June 17 · 1 hr 9 min

    Full Kit Wankers

    Wins, draws, bottomless salsa, Thierry and Zlatan vs Alexi Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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