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Ain’t It Footy

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Ain’t It Footy is a weekly soccer roundtable show where comedy meets the beautiful game. Each week, Miles Gray, Jamel Johnson, and Chris Martin tackle the biggest headlines, from last-minute winners to VAR nightmares, with banter, bold takes, and ill-informed tactical analysis. With hosts from the US and UK, Ain’t It Footy offers listeners a diverse view into what he comedic world of football fandom that no other show offers.

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  • 20 episodes
  • weekly
  • Avg 1 hr 8 min
  • English

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  • S2 · E4
    Tuesday · 1 hr 3 min

    Twism Jersey

    This week we talk Wirtz sunk cost fallacy, Blue Manchester, Dan Burn’s WORLDY and Raya going god mode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S2 · E3
    September 8 · 1 hr 10 min

    The Break Up That Broke Him?

    Arteta the frenemy, Holiday Sack predictions and remembering Aaron Ramsdale Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S2 · E2
    September 1 · 1 hr 6 min

    Retired Goats

    Chelsea can’t stop scoring, they also can’t stop conceding. Bruno Fernandes continues to carry United. Spurs can’t stop…Spurs’ing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S2 · E1
    August 26 · 1 hr 6 min

    Matchweak 1

    The first installment of the 2026/2027 season is here! Arsenal still good? Spurs still…Spurs? Is City going to survive with short hair Haaland? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E36
    August 20 · 41 min

    Player Of The Season: Divorce

    Community Shield, Pep documentary, Top 4 predictions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E35
    August 11 · 1 hr 6 min

    Kohl’s Transfer Market

    Hair plugs, Vini, Salah, Bruno Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E34
    August 4 · 49 min

    My Cousin Gianni

    American cousins, ill-timed hair transplants and the dream of the man with the new chin Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E33
    July 28 · 1 hr 3 min

    Chins Up

    Wins, chins, tuxedos and more. The final installment of World Cup 2026 coverage…a week late. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E32
    July 14 · 1 hr 20 min

    Bum Oui

    Quarterfinals, bum wee, bum passes, xenophobia again Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E31
    July 8 · 1 hr 25 min

    Haaland = Shaq?

    Round of 16, racist Senators, Haaland love Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E30
    June 30 · 1 hr 16 min

    MLS > The World

    Knockouts, extortion, inquests, missed pens and hidden jamon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E29
    June 25 · 58 min

    Behold A Pale Horse

    Group stage wrap up, disappointments, hottest parent award? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E28
    June 17 · 1 hr 9 min

    Full Kit Wankers

    Wins, draws, bottomless salsa, Thierry and Zlatan vs Alexi Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E27
    June 9 · 1 hr 22 min

    Dark Horses 2026

    Time to preview the 2026 World Cup, yes that one. We got Dark Horses, Favorites and we ask the tough questions like WILL NEYMAR WEAR A WIG? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E26
    June 3 · 1 hr

    It Mostly Worked Out

    Budapest L's, London redder than the devil's taint, Slot thoughts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E25
    May 27 · 1 hr 4 min

    Anything New Going On?

    This week we say farewell to Pep Guar-ARSENAL WON THE LEAGUE!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E24
    May 19 · 1 hr 3 min

    Butt Fully Out

    It's one match closer to the end, it's Piero's beautiful butt, it's a lucky non red card. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E23
    May 12 · 1 hr 14 min

    Winner Winner Roast Dinner

    This week it's VAR, the hardest Arsenal players and Real beef. Nothing else except tangents. That's it. Listen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E22
    May 5 · 1 hr 13 min

    Is This Boston Market?

    The boys are hella greasy, spiced up like a Fremen warrior, and looking for the nearest Boston Market... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • S1 · E21
    May 2 · 1 hr 24 min

    Sand Blastin’

    It's all about, hope, Jamón and the sacred art of the SAND BLAST. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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