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Accuracy Third

Accuracy Third

Accuracy Third is a collection of stories from participants of Burning Man. Your hosts Rex, D-Day, and editor Beth compile, comment upon, and share your tales of dusty adventure. Featuring in-studio interviews as well as submitted content, Accuracy Third attempts to create a record of the ephemeral magic of our annual art party. Listen and share your stories at accuracythird.com

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  • August 20 · 1 hr 46 min

    S09 BB04 - Crossbow Billionaire Hunt

    Hot "White" Creme de Menthe. Novel chafing solutions. HW/GCdM Update. Looking forwardses tos. Teeny-Weeny Hooter Tooter. Falls On Fire. Fuck Kimball Musk, watch Succession. AMAs Waterproof socks? Easy Cheese? Discord reads? Granola bars? Climate change? Hexayurt platform? Odyssey? Appropriate Engulf? Marshmallows? Dinners, superheroes, & time travel? How many corgis? (Too many cor-or-gis?) Shish-car-bobbing? Bins? Parakeets? Questions? Discord reads? Wrestler? Espresso? Shirts? Vol shirts? ARTery? Media worldview? Drinks? Unexpecteds 2025? Ideal date? Shutoff song? Best song? 5 Albums? Dinosaur? Burner saying? Hosted? WYRs Butthole or butthole? Eye contact or elderly? Give birth or kidney stone? Unknown or celebrity? Everything negative or everyone negative? Perpetual energy or rocket boots? DPW or brapper? Basalt column or jelly opal. Event or boycott? Vertical mouth or horizontal butt crack? Three buttholes or pea? Media Mentioned: YOUTUBE Pat Finnerty - What Makes This Song Stink Bobby Fingers MOVIES Blazing Saddles Monty Python and The Holy Grail BOOKS Stranger in a Strange Land Of Mice and Men Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy Discworld In watermelon sugar the deeds were done and done again as my life is done in watermelon sugar. Cat's Cradle Hardy Boys Dune MUSIC picks "Sex Dwarf" by Soft Cell Ben Folds Frank Zappa The Way Out, The Books Ruby Vroom, Soul Coughing Feed The Animals, GirlTalk Ænima, Tool As The Eternal Cowboy, Against Me! Wish You Were Here, Pink Floyd Temple of the Dog, Temple of the Dog Disco Volante, Mr. Bungle. Vespertine, Bjork Medulla, Bjork Temporary Forever, Busdriver The Great Paris Concert, Duke Ellington The Impossible Kid, Aesop Rock RKS, Rainbow Kitten Surprise Hey What, Low It's Understood, Estradasphere The Mollusk, WEEN MUSIC: "Life Is Excellent," by Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

  • August 18 · 2 hr 3 min

    S09 E15 - Walking Circles In The Desert

    BORG as HOA. Fred's difficult Saturnalia time. Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. The Creamery. The Sirens. Passage. Lord Huckleberry's Dustfish. Sea of Dreams. Cowboy Carlforisms. Moonwalkers. Filling Fluffernips. Feeding frenzies. Small Penising Man. Plug and Play Gone Wild! Bubblegeek's discipline. The Fireside Circles. Who Surveys the Surveyers? The Long Walk Club. Pigfarm wife. Outside MGMT. Hazmat's bike. DaVinci's Dirigible. Art as Burning Man as Art. Content warning: Nazis, Sexual Assault, and Rape. MUSIC: "The New Brooklyn Blues" by Banjo Dave JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

  • August 4 · 1 hr 5 min

    S09 E14 - Somebody Gotta Do It

    Steeltoe's long version. Electric Forest of Fire. Delivery App Burn. Sincityum? Santa Fe Solatche. A late dinner. Lakes of Fire. MUSIC: "Set Up Weekend (A3rd Thematic Echo)" by dday JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

  • July 29 · 1 hr 17 min

    S09 E13 - Do You Have A Compass?

    Harley Harley, aka Ranger Mud Flap. 1996 forms. A heavy thing at each corner VS. The Towel Lesson. Cowboy Carl: a sayer of many things. Radical Self Expense Sheet. (Historical) American Graffiti. High Rock Canyon. McSatan's. Hualapai Flat fears. The goat with the anus of truth. Temporal Icenomaly. Lifting Man. Burning Man is friendship. MUSIC: "Deep Playa Wonderings - Incantation Breath" by: Escher Beat https://soundcloud.com/escherbeat JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

  • July 22 · 1 hr 21 min

    S09 E12 - Totally Creep-Based

    Michelle is Pretty Slippery. Beans, Beans, The Musical Camp. So much, so different. Marathon Ultraing. Pretty intense. Zendos and don'ts. Slide guardians. Art doing. Naga and the falling off. Slide like you're coming. Racing cake. Not the easy donuts. If you suck. Volunteersing. The right number is three and three is the right number. Your asshole: unclenching. MUSIC: "Wonderlust" by BOZ JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

  • July 1 · 56 min

    S09 BB03 - An Earth Shattering Amazing Tech Startup

    THOUGHT POISON WARNING: Roko's Basilisk. Xeno: Reporter, Consultant, Correspondent, Outfluencer. Xeno is StartUpXeno post-TwineBall: TormentNexus. Carlo and His Rossi Posse. Andre fast forward. Al Night Long. Al night. Al night loooong. Al night! the Idea of a ball of twine. Mmorgellons Syndrome is great. Burning Man's Dad. Where you can find this Xeno motherfucker online: https://www.patreon.com/cw/XenoDangerEvil https://www.youtube.com/@XenoDangerEvil https://m.twitch.tv/xenodangerevil/videos https://substack.com/@xenodangerevil JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

  • June 17 · 1 hr 35 min

    S09 BB02 - That Thing Next To The Dump

    To skip the buzz ball tasting, feel free to advance to timestamp: like 12 minutes. or maybe 18? Bent Banana, Mega Warheads Sour Apple, Pip Pip Punch, Holiday Nog VS Mega Warheads Sour Apple, Bent Banana, Pip Pip Punch, Holiday Nog VS Pip Pip Punch, Bent Banana, Holiday Nog, Mega Warheads Sour Apple Hosted @ Sideburn (TTNTTD). Exhausted, splooted stegosaurus & marshmallow matchstick skull fire. Fascism, eh? The leaves from Camp Mom, I'm Fine. No cops; moar trusts. Canada "nice." Calling the Four Directions. The Camps and the Bar(s). Check Engine. Litter chairs. Eat me; feed me; milk me; breed me. You're not playing with this thing. NO2 charades. Flaming Chainsaw Codpiece. Shoutout to Monkeywrench. Getting beach umbrellas. The Toronto Debrief. Chicken tartare: do not. Orgiastic. JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

  • June 4 · 1 hr 39 min

    S09 E11 - Light Your Tent On Fire

    Fax Machine, Texas Ranger. Interlude: Arizona, The Bay Area, Pens. Helping Man. Big Flipside energy. Element 11 Man. Tornado warning. What happened to Transformus. Kinky, man. Beer Angels. The cushions on the playa. Engulf. Burnt soup. Doing it for a little while. Burning Mirror https://shoutingfire.com/shows/burning-mirror/?qtajax=true The Dicky Box – Documentary Rough Cut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A435JjyAZok MUSIC: "Exodus Road Wubb Wub" by dday JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

  • May 26 · 1 hr 52 min

    S09 BB01 - Now THIS Is A Dumpster

    Doosh Doosh is sitting around the Burn Barrel, providing the skinny on unSCruz 2026: Absurdia. Intothewoods. Nopiates, rather. Into the corral. Gong. Post-chainsaw holy site. Gong. It is the "butterfly" with the swing. 5 hippie screens. Trike Track. Kurt Russell's mustache. Bounce Car. No beans; needs Beans. Gong. Gong. Gong. Gong. Milk crate stack. Luna & Snarkle Farkle. No beer; free ICE. Agentic Ass. Cyberfuck. BARTiki cocktail party. Hardly's open. Gong. Active sex of some kind. Cookstalk. A white lady-bob. Arts, in no particular order. In the Moaning Circle. Gen Pop. You wanna ride it? More Gongbell. Mancub's skatole. Gong. MUSIC: Gong. JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

  • May 12 · 2 hr 13 min

    S09 E10 - The Hard Start

    First, Train talk. Shelly & Baby Giraffe talk Black Rock Philharmonic. Best favorite '15. Nineteen Naughty 2003. the Twisted Swan. Hot House Flowers (outta Dublin.) The Great Vomiting of 2004. Multiple-use tools. Some terms. Beach sweaters. Est 2014. Re-Est 2015. Est 2018. Homebase Amazing Camp. Don't mention the kid's program. Dust from the world + water = cleaned. Conductoring time. The Black Rock Phils-harmonics. Legal ease. Safety first. Create and contribute. A group that breathes together. blackrockphilharmonic DOT org MUSIC: "Palo Yaya" by Ritmo Y Canto (Featuring BUDDY!) https://open.spotify.com/track/4PgjPlTCNTflFClNUzgw8c?si=4WF-njkITjafrCiIAQCNmw PHOTO CREDIT: Rand Larson JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

  • April 28 · 2 hr 3 min

    S09 E09 - A Line of Drunks and Addicts

    Buddy's buddies Danarchy, Joy, Danarchy again, & Karen. Circa 1999. Burning Desires. The Spock Mountain Research Lab. Founder Co-Syndrome. Workaholism identified. Gumshoe Rangering. Claiming your land. Ranger logistics. Invitation excuses. Glamping experience. Losing lost luggages. Ping the pad. Meeting in community. Exhaustion, exhilaration, and sadn ess. Like everyone in the Bay Area. Party on, Garth. A sign from Gawd. Refugees. Community as 12th Step. Not a party camp. Get thee to a therapist. The gas and the tubes. Jump around & squeak. MUSIC: "Chicanery Redeux" by thee Harlequine JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

  • April 15 · 1 hr 17 min

    S09 E08 - Go Back Home One More Time

    Passion and his Third Burn best. A Miracle Happened. Intimate Man. Janky Barge again. We love quitters. UnScrewz. Talkin' Soak. Live long and Trekker long. Communal ice state. Douche nozzle. Take chances. Eye of Sauron. I'm Fine. Consensual play. Music: "Wave" by Egodeth https://soundcloud.com/user-1942186 JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

  • April 1 · 1 hr 41 min

    S09 E07 - Drop the Bag

    That Andi, Shouting Fire. The Shadow of the Man. Hawaii regional contact, ret. Rebirth, also Ret. Source, also-also Ret. Smaller Art Core Effigies Circle. CORErigins. 13 years an off. Ashtray wrangler. Glow sticks, Ret. No Parachute. Island Council. One rule to bind them. Bobzilla. Regional Network Center. $300. Chicken & Cheese. Rectal roundup. shadowoftheman.com Falls on Fire (on SF Gate) https://www.sfgate.com/hawaii/article/burning-man-style-hawaii-festival-permit-19894905.php MUSIC: "Boom Bip Bop" by dday JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

  • March 25 · 57 min

    S08 BB02.5 – Happy Max: Complete

    Happy Max passed away last week, so let's revel one more time in his interview with Xeno. The whole interview soup to nuts from the S08 BB02 Burn Barrel episode, "They Just Don't Want to Go Home: Stories From Playa Restoration 2024"

  • March 18 · 1 hr 39 min

    S09 E06 - The Prank Burn

    The Good Place with Magz & Derek. Almost all of Texas burning. D.J. Shuffle. Mischievia is punk rock. Beth is a size queen. Trick & Treat. Alma Burn. Leader by default. Walk confidently and people will follow you. The Whites VS The Blacks. Jedi Jerry sucks. I CONSENT TO SEX PRANKS. Offensive turkey sounds. MUSIC: "Slowly, Surely" by 10kdB (former guest extraordinaire, Travis) https://10kdb.bandcamp.com/ JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

  • March 4 · 1 hr 33 min

    S09 E05 - The Dump Piles

    Safety & Fireball: Canadian burners in the same place. 1-800-GOT-BURN. Cleaning the Green Tortoise. Toeing her water. Overwhelmingly Burning Man. It's called Sideburn. Probably 60 or 40 kids. Junior Rangering. Flame Ontario Arts Collective. DPW scholarships. Check Engine 2.0. Art adjacent. The lighthouse project. That troll. Mary Annette. Galaxia angel. Fake Moon Real Moon. Safety radio. OMG, Diplo FFS. https://www.instagram.com/p/DNvsBG2Yjoz/ MUSIC: "Boom Bip Bop" by Dday JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

  • February 18 · 1 hr 2 min

    S09 E04 - Text To Speech Orgy

    Aaron, doing Snarklepony voice to text. The Decentralized Dance Party. The Co-Reality Collective. Hug Nation. The Long Party. Dellicate assholes. Malls. Chicken dildos. Sparkleverse. Airhole. Talk to God virtual Box. Ra-DICK-al Inclusion. Decentralized Dance Party on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUKu_idyzm8 MUSIC: "Slowly, Surely" by 10kdB (previous best guest, Travis) https://10kdb.bandcamp.com/ JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

  • February 4 · 1 hr 30 min

    S09 E03 - Climbing Things & Slides

    Boz went to Lucidity. 25 MUSIC: "Midnight Oil" by BOZ JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

  • January 21 · 1 hr 17 min

    S09 E02 - The Burning Sensation

    Madeline: with but not Momo. Cookie not kooky. Divorce juice. Moon Tribe. Some festival out there. Re: "S04 E01 - You're the Sexy Group". White board problems. 3-6 years. The Black Rock Hot Springs birthday party. Anonymous Village. Sin City. Mac & Waffles. BYOB. Cute Jo(h)nathan. Mourning Lulu. Looking into the peephole. A nice place to sit. MUSIC: "1996ish Hoppish Jamaroo" by dday "Beatbox?" (featuring Madeline & Rex on the Radio) by dday JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

  • January 1 · 1 hr 58 min

    S09 E01 - Served Your Own Flavor

    Gramps the Self-Inflatuator is on Team Apnea. Pulling Air Coming Out of Your Butt. If you're going to sell your own brand, you need to smell your own brand. Potentially accurate information about FIRE camp. The Monument of Indecision. Complexahedron. Don't U-lock. Conceptualizations. How they know you're a NOOB. Those harps, tho. The need for hydration. Snottie Box. Because it's a desert. Donuts, orgasms, miles, & beers. The fluffer situation. He's fucking her. A consent issue & a call to action. Sustainable jackassery. Buddy buddies. Reddit: chill the fuck out. Getting off with a car. MUSIC: "Glitch Hoppera" by dday JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/qXUb7hf6bd FOLLOW US ON BLUESKY: @accuracy3rd.bsky.social Patreon us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/A3rd

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