A Riverdale Runs Through It

A RiverDale Runs Through It

Welcome to A Riverdale Runs Through It (ask your parents) a comedy podcast where Matt’s Mom, and Matt’s Friend watch an episode of Riverdale, have a couple of drinks, and then explains it to Matt, who has never seen the show in his life! Tune in every Tuesday for goofs about the Archieverse!

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S6 · E133
July 12 · 1 hr 47 min
ARRTI 131: The Head Hunting One...Get it?(S6:E21)
Tasting Notes Include: Forcing Tiny Tony to Grow Up Fast, Percival being Immortal, but not Invulnerable, Archie being a General in the War for Good and Evil, Percival can teleport, but his clothes can't, Powers get turned on their users, Percy gets got by the Devil, A Comet is coming to crash into Riverdale and also the World. So Sorry about how long it took to get these episodes out. Life is dark and full of terrors. Say hi on Social Media because we love to hear from you! Our Socials: @Riverdale Runs on Bluesky and riverdale_runs on Insta Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
S6 · E132
June 28 · 1 hr 31 min
ARRTI 130: Hell Mouths and Hole Goers(S6:E:20)
Tasting Notes Include: Tabitha is Doctor Strange, Jughead opens doors, God and the Devil play Chess, and the Devil Wins, They have returned to Rivervale. We are on the internet like sasquashes are in the woods, but reach out to us if you'd like to say hi. Our Socials: @RiverdaleRuns on Bluesky and riverdale_runs on Instagram Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
S6 · E131
March 8 · 1 hr 52 min
ARRTI 129: Sluts Don't Go to Heaven(S6:E19)
Tasting Notes Include: Flashes of the Sweet Here After, Jughead not wanting to be alive, Sabrina coming to Town, Sabrina loving dead people so much that she takes them on a date, Cheryl using fire to resurrect those who died in the plagues, Percival verbally abusing Kevin and Reg going to Rome. Reach Out to us Via Instagram or Email! We'd love to hear from you! Our Insta: riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
S6 · E130
February 22 · 1 hr 45 min
ARRTI 128: Biblically Accurate Plagues(S6:E18)
Hey all! We are so sorry for the delay, but life has been crazy lately. Anyway, here are some Tasting Notes: Plagues, Plagues, Multiverses, More Plagues, and SABRINA!! Find us on the internet or email us!! We love hearing from you! Our Socials: Bluesky-@RiverdaleRuns / Insta-riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
S6 · E129
February 1 · 1 hr 25 min
ARRTI 127: Don't Have Big Feelings When Casting Spells(S6: E17)
Tasting Notes Include: Serial Killer Convention, Bachelorette Party, Both Things Happening at the same time in the same building, TBK finally eating Lead, Betty almost kissing Giselle, Archie and Betty talking about the future, Jughead being totally sober while alone in the bunker, Some Guy getting illegal weapons like its easy as pie. We are on the internet, and have an email so reach out to us! Our Socials: insta-riverdale_runs / bluesky-RiverdaleRuns Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
S6 · E128
Dec 14, 2025 · 1 hr 32 min
ARRTI 126: Reg is Off Brand Jeff Dunham(S6:E16)
Tasting Notes Include: Reg becoming a ventriloquist, Percival becomes Jughead, Jughead becomes unable to turn off his powers, Cheryl becomes unseeable and called a hot witch by HER hot witch, Charles is released from jail, because jail thinks he's gonna die anyway, Veronica is a normal human person who can process blood, Betty Prevents Charles Murder and Archie asks nicely to be in a union please. We have socials that you can reach out to us on, or we have an email that we check more often! Our Socials: Bluesky-RiverdaleRuns / Instagram-riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
S6 · E127
Nov 2, 2025 · 1 hr 41 min
ARRTI 125: Punches Pop-lit Choc(S6: E15)
Tasting Notes Include: Cheryl is in league with a hot witch that talks to ghosts, Jughead grwos more powerful and turns his power into a way of making money with Veronica, Veronica makes Jughead delete a Memory from Reg's head, Ghosts Trains, Betty getting a new best friend, Betty and said Best Friend genetically test everyone in the town, Archie has to Move Pop's over somewhere else. Our Socials: Bluesky-@RiverdaleRuns / Insta-riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
S6 · E126
Oct 12, 2025 · 1 hr 39 min
ARRTI 124: Moon Bones! (S6:E14)
Tasting Notes Include: Toxic, Forging Archie into a weapon, Jughead rooting around in Betty's head, hate for Boars Head, Love for Moon Bones. We are very happy to be back on the airwaves. We are still on Bluesky and also still have an email, so hit us up on those platforms! Our Socials: Bluesky:@RiverdaleRuns / Insta: riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
#125
Jul 10, 2025 · 1 min
ARRTI Update...Again
Just a little update as proof of life!
S6 · E124
Jun 17, 2025 · 2 hr 8 min
ARRTI 123: Overdue Books Do Not Cost Your Soul, More Like $7(S6:E13)
Tasting Notes Include: Cameos, Book-Related Ailments, Veronica not having powers still, Reg being obstinate about being able to read, an Allentown, PA shoutout, and the Devil's mind control not working for people who can't follow the letter of the instructions! Thanks so much for listening this week, gang! As always, hit us up on the internet or via our email! Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Return your overdue books, and Don't Fuck By Magic! Our Socials-Bluesky:@RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
S6 · E123
Jun 3, 2025 · 1 hr 15 min
ARRTI 122: Is the Fog a Therapist?(S6:E12)
Tasting Notes Include: Fog, Thick Wind, The Lightest Rain You've Ever Seen, Fog Instigated Therapy, Possibly Babies, Fuggin in Schools, Fangs Going Nutso, Devil Mayor, Doctor Strange-Pops, and Jughead Destined to Die Once More. Thank you all for your patience, we apologize for the long hiatus, but we are BACK NOW, BABY! Go hit us up on our Social Media Platforms or yell directly at us via Email! Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Gather As Many Cocktail Umbrella's As you Can, and Don't Fuck the Fog Therapist! Our Socials- Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns / Insta: riverdale_runs Our Email- arrtipod@gmail.com
#122
May 29, 2025 · 31 sec
An ARRTI Update
Sorry for the hiatus, gang, we are trying our best to finish this accursed show, we promise. In the mean time, Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, make sure all your electronics work, and Don't Fuck By an episopde of this show, BYE!
S6 · E121
Apr 22, 2025 · 1 hr 59 min
ARRTI 121: Biblically Accurate Jughead(S6:E11)
Tasting Notes Include: Angelic Jughead, Tabitha can Quantum Leap, Sundown Towns, Doxxing J. Edgar Hoover, Leaving a body behind when she dies(?), The Devil is also Indiana Jones, I am Legion, Braining Someone with a Can of Soup, and then Freezing Him to Death, Why can't Jug have a Guardian Angel, Powers Posse At Pops, Tabs being Trained for War, Bleak Look Into the Future, A-Pops-colypse! Thanks for tuning in this week! We are on the internet (allegedly), so hit us up there or(more effectively)email us with your holy grail refreshments, and we will shout them out in the next episode! As Always Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Gather Your Own Powers Posse and Don't Fuck By a Quantum Leap! Our Socials-Bluesky:@RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs Our Email- arrtipod@gmail.com
S6 · E120
Apr 8, 2025 · 1 hr 41 min
ARRTI 120: Archie B. Tough's Punch Camp(S6:E10)
Tasting Notes: Archie is the Toughest until he isn't, Spontaneous Human Combustion is Fart Based, The X-Files exists, Toni and Veronica are fighting about who gets more business and also a sign outside of town, and Cheryl is a Firestarter. Thank you for listening. You can find us on the Internet if you'd like! Or email us, and we'll shout you out in the podcast! Have a great week, find joy where you can, wear regular sunglasses, and Don't Fuck by Palladium if you are unbreakable Our Socials- Bluesky:@RiverdaleRuns / Instagram:riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmailcom
S6 · E119
Mar 25, 2025 · 1 hr 46 min
ARRTI 119: Kevin File for Custy so Baby Safe(S6:E9)
Tasting Notes Include: US BEING BACK BABY, Abigail trying to poison the gang with muffins and pancakes, The Devil making his way onto the Council while also having mind control, Archie taking the moral high ground and DOESN'T punch The Devil, Gang Violence, and More mind control. Follow us on the internet or email us now that we are back on the airwaves! Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Flip off a Cybertruck, Be Kind and Don't Fuck by a Horse in a Casino! Our Socials: Bluesky:@RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
S6 · E118
Jan 14, 2025 · 1 hr 38 min
ARRTI 118: The Devil Thinks Ghandi Sounds Like A Liberal Cuck (S6:E8)
Tasting Notes Include Rehabilitating the Homeless, Shipping out the Homeless so they aren't Riverdale's problem anymore, Percival Pickins being a little scamp, Archied building Tiny Homes, Cheryl being in Brain Jail, Nana Rose Being in Barn Dungeon, and Jughead being Non-Magnetic Magneto Feel free to email us or follow us on the internet! If you have the funds, please donate to California relief funds. Have A Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Try To Read People's Minds, and Don't Fuck by Tiny Homes! Our Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
#117
Dec 31, 2024 · 1 hr 37 min
ARRTI 117: LFG(Lets F&#$ing G-OSHA)(S6:E7)
Tasting Notes Include: Hot Godsons, Cheryl's Soul being In the Mirror-verse, Archie Becoming Breakable, Jughead becoming Deaf, TBK being Sneaky, and Dennis being the Trash Bag Killer Follow us on the Internet if you want to, but more importantly, email us to let us know you're alive! Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, You Know Baker Street, Be Kind, and Don't Fuck By Your Own Kryptonite. Our Socials: Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
S6 · E116
Dec 17, 2024 · 1 hr 44 min
ARRTI 116: Chock-a-Block with Powers(S6:6)
Tasting Notes Include: Unbreakable(He's Alive Damn it!), Betty's Bad-Vibes-O-Meter, Jughead as Upside Down Daredevil, Veroinca Killing her own Dad(Offscreen though), and Nana Rose Stealing the Show and the souls of those who live with her. Hit us up on Instagram or Bluesky(if you can find us), or just email us like the early settlers used to do! Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where YOu Can, Get the doctor-recommended amount of Z's, Be Kind, and Don't Fuck by Super Power Explosion! Our Socials: Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
#115
Nov 26, 2024 · 1 hr 10 min
ARRTI 115: No Notes? No Problem!(S6 E1-5 Recap?)
Tasting Notes Include: There was not a lot of actual talking about the show Riverdale due to, y'know, the state of everything and everyone. Find us on the internet if you need someone to talk to, either on Socials or through our Email. Have a Great Week, Be Kind, Check Underneath your Bed for Bombs before You Fuck, and Don't Fuck By the First 5 Episodes of the 6th Season of Riverdale! Our Socials: Bluesky: @RiverdaleRuns / Instagram: riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com
S6 · E114
Nov 12, 2024 · 1 hr 28 min
ARRTI 114: Warehouse Clearance Sale(S6:E5)
Tasting Notes Include: Creation, Destruction, Science, Fuggin, Paradoxes, and Jugheads Bad Writing Go follow us on the internet(if you dare) or email us! We like the ladder form of communication better! Have a Great Week, Find Joy Where You Can, Don't Sleep Walk into Parallel Universe, and Don't Fuck By a Sausage-Based Homunculi! Our Socials: Bluesky/Twitter: @RiverdaleRuns / Insta: riverdale_runs Our Email: arrtipod@gmail.com

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