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Kayla and Oliver welcome you to the day with some haikus and a cheeky chat.
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#435
Thursday · 6 min
Ep425 - Plonk Him on the Donker
T.G.I.F.! Nobody has ever doinked Kayla’s armpit hair (and they’re not about to start), skinny people are weird and wrong, and Oliver is not a git. Thanks Good Insect Farmers!
#434
Wednesday · 7 min
Ep424 - Hot Pockets
Why hello! An eye itch. And two distinct haikus about hayfever. Why? BYE!
#433
Tuesday · 8 min
Ep423 - Mario’s Got Buns of Fun
Helllllllllo! We can both do beat-boxing at the same time, the context of a raspberry, and Kayla confuses Oliver with a misleading haiku about Mario. Byyyyyye! References: Super Mario Odyssey
#432
Monday · 8 min
Ep422 - A Classic Woman
Dear Listener, Kayla grapples with how to actually do the Mindmelder game, we learn what every song on Singstar was, and Kayla has alternative views on spoilers. Lotsa love, Kayla and Oliver References: Kiki Dee A Little Time - Music Video
#431
November 1 · 8 min
Ep421 - Pre-Colin Lane
Hello! We have a lively chat about the hosts of Ready, Steady, Cook!, Kayla is very rude at Oliver’s beautiful haiku, and a deep chat about memory and space. Honestly, this is a wild episode. Seeya!
#430
October 29 · 7 min
Ep420 - Rebel Will See You Son
WHAT?! This is an eyes closed episode. Our eyes are closed but yours don’t have to be. Witnessing a baby become a real person. And the conundrum of t-shirts in the modern world. Oh. Bye!
#429
October 28 · 8 min
Ep419 - A Different Room in IKEA
Huh? We plan to do a completely eye-contact-less episode, a bench for the people is a bench for the mensch (if you know you know), and Oliver finds out who the heck Peter Combe is. Hmm? References: Peter Combe Franklin
#428
October 27 · 7 min
Ep418 - Worm & Caterpillar; The Same?
Hup! Kayla answers one of the biggest questions in the whole world, we really don’t know anything about water beds (but come up with a sweet option), and we don’t want a warm toilet seat. EVER. Hup hup!
#427
October 26 · 7 min
Ep417 - Both Sides of the Coin
Hi! Yay! We are still talking about Yakult, Oliver has a lot of complaints about pretty much every season, and the eyes of a dog. Bye! Nay!
#426
October 25 · 7 min
Ep416 - Yakult Time
Heyo! Porpoise’s are scared of nipples, all of the hairs on Oliver’s body share one thing in common, and rice cookers are really intelligent these days. Bye… now!
#425
October 22 · 7 min
Ep415 - Judas Escargot
Hi! It’s up the nose and down the throat, we figure out the chronology of tea, and remembering the foods that we used to eat. BBBBBBYYYYYYEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#424
October 21 · 7 min
Ep414 - It’s Always Oliver Time
Hi! Oliver says something very powerful, broom fricken broom, and 1000 spits by 1000 non-binary people. BYE.
#423
October 20 · 7 min
Ep413 - Stuart Little 2: Again!
Hi! 50 of eating anything is too many things to eating, the lollies that remind us of our childhood, and Kayz does a flippy dippy even with flippers on! Bye!!!!!!!
#422
October 19 · 8 min
Ep412 - Menelaus at the Spa (Rehab)
Hi! We do Menelaus in the style of Hamilton and it’s really great, Kayla does Moccona’s in Melbourne (not because of alliteration though), and what would become if we merged into one being? Bye?
#421
October 18 · 8 min
Ep411 - Neckhead
Hi! We’ve got a bunch of ASMR. It’s really good stuff. Kayla has the neck of a skinny legend. And Kayla can NOT stop writing lists. Bye!
#420
October 15 · 8 min
Ep410 - Pouchbushka
Welcome! Oliver specifically knows all the specific ingredients of any cake, Kayla is frankly not super good at doing forms, and Oliver loses sight of Kayla due to a legitimate medical condition. Thanks for stopping by!
#419
October 14 · 8 min
Ep409 - Phone is Alive
Ready for a Turt? Like _____ and Madonna, every knee goes the same way (and it’s a shame it’s easy to injure them), and Kayla’s phone is alive. Turt happens! References: Crush
#418
October 13 · 8 min
Ep408 - It’s all ‘Hey Baby’
Heyo mayo! All the types of wedding dances, Kayla hasn’t been brave enough to attempt the brief, and Oliver has an empty head that’s full of trends. Byeo myeo!
#417
October 12 · 8 min
Ep407 - The Marinara Girls
Hi! A shoe size fact that will BLOW YOUR MIND, the local food joints in Sydney, and a new superhero to join the Mystery Men. Seeya! References: Mystery Men
#416
October 11 · 7 min
Ep406 - She’s a Sydney Gal Now
Heyyyyyo!!! Bella went a little bonkers (existential crisis), Kayla’s freaking hot house, and Bella’s been busy photocopying. Byeoooo!!! References: Liar Liar

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