2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

YMH Studios

Comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.

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Jun 15, 2020 · 1 hr 19 min
Ep. 34 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing their hair loss and weight gain over the years. Tom shares YMH All-Star Robert Paul Champagne's cool new content with Bert. Then Bert breaks down his new favorite commercial. They also discuss losing their virginity, decaf coffee, men's wigs, 85 South, and UTIs. Also, the 2 Bears baseball caps are available sooner than you think!
Jun 8, 2020 · 1 hr 26 min
Ep. 33 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Get tickets to Tom Segura's Charity Zoom Event here: https://givebutter.com/lls-tom-segura Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by to rebrand the infamous hashtag coined by Tom all those years ago. Tom suggests three new options to replace it. They also discuss Bert's most recent discovery: Nadav has red hair! Who knew? Tom shares a story of touring Dr. Dre's old house, which leads Bert to pitch a show in which they would tour celebrity houses and guess whose i
Jun 1, 2020 · 1 hr 24 min
Ep. 32 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss the viral "Karen in Central Park" video, Jimmy Fallon's blackface controversy, the best Superbowl teams, and if they would take on Jason Bateman as a lover. The bears also take calls from Ari Shaffir and Whitney Cummings to have them weigh in on these topics.
May 25, 2020 · 1 hr 38 min
Ep. 31 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura are back in the cave once again. Bert has a new perspective on Karl Malone. Tom and Bert then start going doing lists to see which alt comics don't know them, which leads them to a more fun conversation on which black comedians don't know them. We even call up black expert Neal Brennan to weigh in! We find out Tom’s experience driving a McLaren after he gives the Kreischer girls a ride. We then get into the discussion of fighting and each of the bears have their own
May 18, 2020 · 1 hr 25 min
Ep. 30 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Michael Jordan and "The Last Dance" documentary, dipping, and seeing Nirvana in concert. Bert issues an apology to people struggling with addiction, and the two of them debate the greatest all-time college football teams. Who's in YOUR top five? Let us know in the comment section below!
May 11, 2020 · 1 hr 33 min
Ep. 29 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Adele's weight loss, Bert's sober days, and college pranks. Tom shares the infamous "1 Man, 1 Jar " video with Bert. They also call Dr. Drew to discuss the possibility of nicotine fighting Coronavirus. The two of them wrap up by eating the world hottest pork rind. What's the spiciest thing YOU'VE eaten? Let us know in the comment section below!
May 4, 2020 · 1 hr 25 min
Ep. 28 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss Bert's sobriety, the period of time in which people became attractive, and what the two of them are going to do after the quarantine is over. The two of them talk to Ryan Sickler, Dr. Drew Pinsky, and Joey Diaz on the phone. Tom also shares Norman Summerton's poutine video with Bert. What do YOU like on YOUR poutine? Let us know in the comment section below!
Apr 27, 2020 · 1 hr 35 min
Ep. 27 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss vulgar tweets, how their parents differ, and music they hate. They also take a look at Bert's surprise birthday video for Tom. What's the best present YOU'VE ever been given?
Apr 20, 2020 · 1 hr 30 min
Ep. 26 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Bert Kreischer decides he's going to try to listen. Does he succeed? Tom Segura tells him about getting blacked out, playing football, and getting into stand-up. Bert shares stories about browning in his pants. Tom then calls Dr. Drew and asks about Bert's health. Tom and Bert wrap up by sharing what they learned about each other this episode. When was the last time YOU browned in your pants? Let us know in the comment section below!
Apr 13, 2020 · 2 hr 1 min
Ep. 25 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss how they're spending the quarantine, Bert's weight gain, and Drake. Bert graces us with his singing and freestyle abilities, and discusses his Adam Sandler interview mishap. The bears also talk to comedian Ian Bagg, 90 Day Fiance producer Dan Adler, and sports analyst Pat McAfee. How are YOU passing time during the quarantine? Let us know in the comment section below!
Apr 6, 2020 · 1 hr 34 min
Ep. 24 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The 2 Bears Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in the cave this week and it's a real special one. It starts off with Bert showing off his latest homage to Wood on social media. Is he good enough at photoshop to keep people from reversing what he put up? We then get into Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard, alleged slander on Sean William Scott, smearing brown on your significant other's nose, and some amazing raps written by Bert and performed by Tom. Wow.
Mar 30, 2020 · 1 hr 38 min
Ep. 23 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The 2 Bears are back in the Cave this week for ANOTHER extra episode to help you stay safe at home! First, remember to check out Bert Kreischer's special "Hey Big Boy" and Tom Segura's special "Ball Hog" on Netflix now! The bears start off with sharing a drinking game someone made on Bert's podcast habbits called "Bertus Interruptus." Can you survive it? Then Tom shares his story behind his new "Wash Your Hands" merch and the story of contacting the widow of the famed "Wood" who most of you have
Mar 23, 2020 · 1 hr 24 min
Ep. 22 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
It's wild times, but the bears are back together in the cave! This time to celebrate Tom Segura's new Netflix special "Ball Hog!" With the current state of the world, Tom had to cancel all of the press he was going to do to promote it, so his best friend/bear Bert Kreischer steps in to try and recreate all the different interviews he would have had to do! What would Stephen Colbert have asked? What about Jimmy Fallon? Bert also gets into a fun story or two about beefing with black twitter over a
Mar 16, 2020 · 1 hr 30 min
Ep. 21 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The two bears, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, reunite in the cave today to celebrate Bert's new Stand-Up Netflix special "Hey Big Boy" that becomes available to watch on Netflix March 17, 2020 on St. Patrick's Day! We first get into seeing exactly how much worse Bert looks now from when he taped his special (3-ish months apart). It's WILD. We get into both tom and Bert doing press for their upcoming specials (Tom's "Ball Hog" comes out March 24, 2020). They discuss writing material, how great An
Mar 2, 2020 · 1 hr 38 min
Ep. 20 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave Tom Segura surprises Bert Kreischer by having the Stanley Cup brought into the studio and they learn about its history together! The two of them also revisit the idea of becoming dandies. The question "what is the youngest age you would date" is also explored. What's the youngest you would go?
Feb 17, 2020 · 1 hr 48 min
Ep. 19 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The 2 Bears, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in their 1 Cave today. Bert just got off the road, how is he doing? Tom and Bert are starting to realize they have no hobbies, so they start to entertain the idea of starting one. Will Bert become a Dandy? Will Bert buy a car on the podcast? These are all hobbies discussed. Plus, Tom and Bert look into joining a secret society.
Feb 3, 2020 · 1 hr 32 min
Ep. 18 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
The 2 Bears, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back in their 1 Cave! First we must discuss, what could be breaking news: Bert had a heart attack last night?! TMZ is trying to confirm! Then, Tom and Bert discuss the Ari Shaffir tweet about Kobe Bryant. Then we get on to the Super Bowl half time show! Jennifer Lopez and Shakira look absolutely incredible! Which one would you rather fill up?? LeeAnn got a text about Caronavirus from Christina that she forwarded to half her phone book and kids. Alwa
Jan 20, 2020 · 1 hr 29 min
Ep. 17 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
In this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer discuss things they learned from their fathers, their feelings about over emotional people, and their new weight loss challenge. Tom also shares a cool story about about a guy who was not nice to his mom. What did YOU learn from your dad? Who do YOU think will win this weight loss challenge?
Jan 6, 2020 · 1 hr 10 min
Ep. 16 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
What do the 2 Bears get up to in the cave this week? First, Tom and Bert show off hats that they're not sure if they can sell or not, but if guys like them, we'll figure something out! Then we get on the subject of Tom's new found love for speaking Spanish on podcasts! Is it all a rouse? What's the ACTUAL reason? Bert has some ideas! Bert then tells us about his spiritual healer. They also discuss their love of 50 Cent and how incredibly funny he is. Bert then starts to make some interesting obs
Dec 23, 2019 · 1 hr 25 min
Ep. 15 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Bert Kreischer is burning his mouth on an Uncrustable while Tom Segura laughs. That’s how this episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave begins. The only way to follow that is with a history lesson. Plus, we find out about Tom’s parenting misstep and about what a miracle Bert’s kids are alive and haven’t been taken away. There’s a quick call from Joey Diaz and the Bears reminisce about Bert’s old sex show.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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