1000 Crazy Questions

I Am a Wiener

What happens when you abandon the security of a stable career to chase a dream? When friends question your choices, doubt your ambitions, and you struggle to turn your passion into reality? Now mix in the passing of a partner... Could you still carry out that dream? Lee Ehlers, former police officer turned screenwriter and successful film producer, shares fascinating stories, plenty of laughs, and personal insights from his Hollywood journey, touching on loss, perseverance, and the life-defining choices that shape us. Take the red pill today. Break through the Matrix with Lee and I in this extra explosive installment of 1000. Watch his latest movie "Exes" on Amazon: https://www.primevideo.com/detail/0RUUS4XN1DOVX4HF2M3DDHS16I Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!

Houston Goes to Hogwood

(Redband)- How do you make it Hollywood? Do you have to move to L.A for any chance to find work? Does running with your shirt off automatically mean you have to run in slow-motion...? Accomplished actor, father and overall amazing human being, Dave Maldonado (-who you may best recognize as the main racist white man who sold the Michael. B twins the Juke-Joint from the movie Sinners), gives lived advice for how to stay persistent when chasing your passions, shares his opinion on making decisions on the behalf of loved ones, and the unforeseen perks of playing racist characters 😂. Would you rather have to be a 5th grade teacher for a whole year Or try Meth once? Have the voice of Jennifer Tilly or Chris Rock? What animal equals which A-list actor? All these Touchdowns, Goals, Scores, and Tallies in this installment of 1kCQ😉. Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!

There's No Hope in Heaven

What happens when you have to choice between being strapped down to a chair and forced to listen to Barney the Dinosaur's theme song for a year straight Vs. Being abducted by aliens? And more importantly what does God have to say about all of it?? This week, licensed and ordained minister, educator, author, musician and host of "The Miseducation of God’s People" Jason Johnson enters the scene! Jason and I explore what it means to discern God's word, What Children's T.V's shows had the best morals represented in their characters, and why exactly if God is so good, do bad things happen? All these questions, topics, queries, impossible thought pieces and more, in this installment of 1000CrazyQuestions! Go check out Jason book THE 4-STEP BIBLICAL DISCERNMENT FRAMEWORK: https://discerntheword.com Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!

3 Delicious Questions W/ Jon Francois

(Red band)- Seasoned radio personality, Uber & Lift driver, and the phenomenal podcast host of the Delicious Culture. You know him, you love him: its special guest Jon Francois! And he’s here to answer the most dreadful, comical, and most puzzling of questions! A notorious mobster left a briefcase full of cash in your car Wdyd? Your wife will only sleep with you if you invite a third wheel?! Would you rather never be able to Lie again of Laugh again? Jon answers and breaks down all the correct answers to these questions, while explaining his podcast’s ultimate quest/goal to gather the most Delicious stories and recommendations from every guest fortunate enough to find themselves on it (or something like that :) ! It’s a fun conversation with a truly entertaining guest. Click play and judge for yourself 😉 Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!

Five Frogs On A Log W/Danny Brasell

(Blue band). Wisdom may not always come for free, but the only thing this week's episode cost is your attention. My special guest; The entrepreneur, coach, author Dr. Danny Brassell and I discuss all the hypotheticals you've only dared to ask yourself in private. Have your face immortalized on a dollar bill Or Always have kids listen to you? Is it better to go with your gut or think things through when making big decisions? Punch an old woman in the face as hard as you can for no reason Or have to pick up chain smoking?? 5 frogs are sitting on a log and one of them thinks about jumping off. How many frogs are left? My question to you at the end of this season of 1000 Crazy Questions. Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!

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Smell With Your Ears Or Hear With Your Nose W/ Mario Wissa

(Red)- It's a him! SooPer Mario Wissa! The social communication expert, author, and public speaker Mario jumps into the hot seat to show us how to laugh, relax and take life a little less seriously. But how will he handle these loaded, life alternating questions?? Be only able to teleport, but only into occupied toilet stalls Vs. Be able to magically start fires with your mind, but only to children's clothing? How does laughter affect our mental and physical health? Only be able to talk when your dominatrix says so Vs. Have terrible gas every time you become happy?? All these Hi-larities and more in this installment of 1000 Crazy Questions! Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!

A Token of Madness W/Zax Pearson

A Token of Madness (Red) -Youtuber, Podcaster and Personality the Zax Pearson from “The Token Podcast” enters the hot seat and shares how he really feels about Pop Culture, Fast-food joints, Gaming and politics at large! Be Batman or Spider-Man? Get your nudes leaked or have to leak someone else’s nudes? What does our modern society value most and do our elected officials reflect that? What is the WORST Anime to live in as a “normal person”? All these topics here and more in this episode of 1000 Crazy Questions. Pst... Want to be a guest on 1000 Crazy Questions? Send Houston a message on PodMatch, here: https://www.podmatch.com/hostdetailpreview/1704690554433239ce54dfa49 Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!

The Filthy, the Crazy, and the Creative w/Vic Lagina

(Red)- Listener Discretion is advised! Sensitive themes and topics discussed are listed below. Working in the adult industry for 2 decades will give you some stories lol. Join my guest author and producer Vic Lagina and I as we discuss the themes of his book “Filthy” and the terrible would you rather questions that come with the territory. Be able to read minds while you’re drunk or fly high? Get to hook up with anyone you desire or find true love? Be a 8 man P*****T**** victim or in the middle of a Human C******** ??? All the horrible answers a boatload more lot more in this installment of 1000 Crazy Questions. [Content Warning of Topics:] National tragedies Ex: the Titanic & 911 Parental death Sex and fetishes Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!

Big Ideas, Bigger Questions, Thoughts Gone Wild! w/Anne Riley

(Blue)- Humanist, Storyteller and Author of “The Human Idea” Anne Riley talks a little bit about her latest book and offers her cutting perspective on the world’s dumbest questions known to animal & man! What colors correspond to what emotions? What the heck is an Ideasphere?? What if all the animals disappeared tomorrow? And Would You Rather be in a Musical or fall into an episode of the Twilight Zone??? Click through for some brain food, here on this non-esoteric, calculus free installment of 1000 Crazy Questions ;)! Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!

Are You a Snake Or a Worm? W/Paul Cram

(Red)- Hangout with Character Actor, Artist, the Cologned Storyteller, Paul Cram and I as we casually chat about life, death, The Simpsons Vs. The Addams Family Vs. The Shreks, and the idiosyncrasies of the weather. Would you rather be the Fastest Reader or the Fastest Talker? M.F.K: Sugar, Salt or Fat? WYR: Have a perfect smile, learn how to dance or just take the cold hard cash$$;P? All these things and so soo much more, in this installment of 1000CrazyQuestions! Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!

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The Ridiculous Octopus - W/ Blair Riggs

(Blue)- How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tacles! Please welcome public speaker and podcast host of the Adaptable Octopus, Blair Riggs as we explore the questions that make us evaluate what we value and what we’re willing to handle. What is the funniest animal on a scale of 1 to 10? Would you rather be Deaf or Blind? What are some common misunderstanding in the disabled community? Is there really a farting sound matching game on Google?? Click through and find out. Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!

The Truth, Money & You w/Ralph Estep

(Blue band)- If there where ever a time to re-examine your finances and become confident in your faith now is definitely the time. Ralph Estep, the Christian, public accountant, podcast host, author, farmer, husband, and father. Gracefully juggles faith, finances, family, and fulfilling work in this impactful installment of the show. Would You Rather never pay taxes again or have diplomatic immunity? Have free gas for a year never get sunburnt? Be able to interpret dreams or have super strength. Why is there anything in the universe? like at all?? All of these questions become answers in this 1000 Crazy Questions Installment. Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!

The Crazy Road Of Life W/Meredith and Craig

(Blue Band)- Life... Is full of ups and downs, and twist and turns. Hopefully you find that someone who can support you and be the exponential factor who helps you succeed in everything you aspire to do, just like today's special guest; Podcasters, Business partners, Best friends, Relationship ninjas, Meredith and Craig. These relationship coaches put their own connection to the test as they and find out what the other would rather do in the wackiest scenarios. Summer or Winter? If you can only succeed in two, what takes the most precedence in life: Family, Health or Career? Would you rather, Wake up married to your "hall pass" or permanently switch bodies with your partner?? All these questions and a whole lot more in this episode of 1000 Crazy Questions. Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!

A Cup of DeNicola w/ Morgan

(Purple Band)- You know those mornings where you wake up and you wonder to yourself, “how much longer do I have in this life and “how do I wanna go out?” Well grab your coffee and settle in with Humanitarian, Philanthropist, and Executive Director of the DeNicola Foundation; Morgan DeNicola and I for this light brew conversation about the wonders of life and how much control do we actually have in it. What is the worst way to break up with someone? Know the When or How of your death? Poop candy or vomit dollar coins? Are you allergic to a whole nation of people of permanently smelling like bologna?? All these hard-hitting queries and more answered in this episode of 1000CrazyQuestions. Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!

The Future Is Clowning w/Steven Morgan

(Red Band)- Are you willing to lose your family or your friends first because of something you must do?? Comedian, Musician, and Improvisor Steven Morgan bats back some of the battiest questions the internet has to offer. Join us as we discuss what it means to be considerate towards your friend's health, how to strike up meaningful conversations with the people around you, and what moral actions may lose you that seat in the good place. What animal are you wearing as a hat? Which celebrity is what drink? Is everyone going to know about your love life or your finances? The Power of Flight or Super Healing C**??? All these "answers" and more in this installment of 1000 Crazy Questions. Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!

Apologize Without Apologizing w/David Libby

(Blue band) -Philosophy, history deep dives, what it took to be steadfast in times of hardship. Please welcome theologist, apologist, and most importantly, man of faith David Libby as he answers some of craziest questions of biblical proportions. Always eat everything hot or everything cold? What would you do if you could create life from nothing? If God makes no mistakes, what was that whole dinosaur thing about? Do aliens exists? Would you rather get the Job or Jesus treatment?? All these prodigal questions and more in this installment of 1000 Crazy Questions. Additionally: Find David book: Apologize Without Apologizing on Amazon using the link below or wherever you purchase your books. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DXBSGHGQ?ref_=pe_93986420_774957520 Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!

Stinky, Fresh & One Hot Mess w/ Alex Mell-Taylor

(Red band)- Trans, nonbinary writer who reports out from the digital trenches on pop culture and politics, Alex Mell-Taylor sure has a lot of Opinions! No stranger to answering unusual questions, can Alex shed some light on these our current culture's most pressing topics? No knees vs No elbows? Smash She-Hulk or Elphaba from Wicked? Which Disney movie is the most problematic? And can the next generation actually adapt to the chaos of our increasingly digital world and perception of reality?? All these questions served to you fresh as one big hot mess, in this episode of 1000 Crazy Questions! Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!

It’s Not You, It’s Complicated w/Chris McNulty

(Blue band)- History buff, podcaster, software developer, write, pianist, world traveler, and so much more. A true renaissance man and master of answers Chris McNulty steps up face down the gantlet of unhinged questions. Do books make you dumber? What Greek god are you picking for a parent? Are you going back to being 10 years old or getting everyone’s honest opinion of you? Do you live in your own "Truman Show" or are you freezing your body for science? All of these queries and more in this installment of 1000 Crazy Questions! Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!

What To Do About Death w/Mike Oppenheim

(Red band)- Life sure is a precious thing. It’s good when we can sometimes just sit down and appreciate it, and that’s exactly what the author of five novels, filmmaker, musician, and host of the podcast “Coffin Talk” Mike Oppenheim and I did here, via talking about DEATH. Do you want to fly like Peter Pan or receive 3 new sports cars? What are the last words and last things you'd want to hear on this earth? Donald Trump (yeah, just Donald Trump, start the episode and you'll see...)? Things certainly get dark and strange here on this episode of 1000 Crazy Questions. Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode!