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100% Eat

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Welcome to 100% Eat, the show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it. You probably do. Formerly Face Jam, Our Heroes are flying the new banner of 100% Eat high. Are you 100% in? 

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  • 39 episodes
  • a few times a week
  • Avg 48 min
  • English
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  • Yesterday · 1 hr 9 min

    Pretzel Problems %% Burger King Game Day Menu

    Sauce Monkey's wife's money is his money and Our Heroes are back at BK WAY TOO SOON to get this pretzel burger. And it sucks. You already knew it, we just had to confirm it. Doesn't matter, shake the Monkey 8 Ball and let him read your future, short bit*h. Monkey 8 Ball & Golden Switchfork PLUS MORE coming soon https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • Thursday · 18 min

    YOLO - Buffalo Wild Wings Ride Along

    Our Heroes are done gambling at B Dubs and they're headed back to record the episode. New Achievement Hunter lives. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • October 13 · 1 hr 16 min

    The Fuggler of Betrayal %% Buffalo Wild Wings Fright Feast Menu

    A Trojan Horse planted by Cheap Ass Gamer finally pays off as Our Heroes have a FRIGHTFUL time at Buffalo Wild Wings. Would vampires really not eat these wings? They're not that garlicky. They're kind of garlicky? BOO! Now who's scared? AWESOME new merch coming soon https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • October 8 · 19 min

    We Got Used to the Smell? - Jack in the Box Ride Along

    The smell is still there and around and we're not EATING in this STINK! We ate inside the sensory nightmare Jack in the Box. Check out our new TV for retro gaming. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • October 6 · 1 hr 20 min

    It STINKS %% Jack in the Box Treehouse of Horror Meal

    Something died. Or the sewer exploded. It's BAD. And we're not even talking about the food. But imagine eating in a sewer. That's what this episode smells like. We can hardly stand it but we're bringing it TO YOU because these are OUR HEROES. Enjoy this more than we enjoy Jack in the Box, which is on thin ice. We're LIVE tomorrow at 6pm CT 6pm CT for a SNACK ATTACK: SNACKLOG Sign up on Patreon to get access and watch the Snack Attack LIVE on discord. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • October 1 · 21 min

    The Fuggler of Apology - Mighty Fine Ride Along

    Nick is still the harbinger of good and, luckily for Cheap Ass Gamer, he is also generous in accepting gifts. You know what you did, Jared. Nick knows this. You're absolved. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • September 29 · 1 hr 10 min

    Pronounce Our Names Wrong for Mustard %% Mighty Fine Burgers Bijan Dijan Mustard Burge

    Hey mustard-lovers, Our Heroes head to local favorite Mighty Fine where Michael has definitely been or maybe not been before. Who knows? Also who knows how to say anyone name right? What we do know is you better get this burger as a double because it does NOT work as a single. We'll be LIVE TOMORROW September 30 at 6pm CT for a SNACK ATTACK & our New York merch goes on sale! https://100percenteat.store for merch. Sign up on Patreon to get access and watch the Snack Attack LIVE on discord. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • September 24 · 20 min

    ICE and Grease - Hopdoddy Ride Along

    Our life long dream is to wash our hands again because of this burger. Big Al's Pizza is STILL NOT OPEN! Look at all these hats. Dracula 2000 time, boys. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • September 22 · 1 hr 17 min

    The Greasiest Burger Ever Made %% Hopdoddy Bierhaus Wagyu Burger

    Sauce Monkey jr is learning consequences and Our Heroes are tackling an Austin favorite: Hopdoddy. Bring a towel because this is the greasiest thing we've ever eaten. Ever. Will this affect the final score? Yes. Grab your Apple Trio(?) and watch this! We'll be LIVE on Wednesday September 30 at 6pm CT for a SNACK ATTACK & our New York merch goes on sale! https://100percenteat.store for merch. Sign up on Patreon to get access and watch the Snack Attack LIVE on discord. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • September 17 · 19 min

    Harbinger of Good - Burger King Ride Along

    Our Heroes had to go to 2 different BKs to get the Dragon Ball meal but they did it. Sort of. Either way, Sauce Monkey is bringing you good tidings, bit*h. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • September 15 · 1 hr 17 min

    Chicken Nuggets Kaioken x100 %% Burger King Dragon Ball Super Meal

    Last time on 100% Eat, Our Heroes are searched harder for these new Burger King Dragon Ball Super meals harder than anyone looked for the Dragon Balls. But with help from an unlikely ally in The Sauce Monkey, we're finally able to try the Super Saiyan sauce. But only one dip each?! Was this any good? Find out next time on 100% Eat. Left over live show merch will be available soon at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • September 10 · 30 min

    Pretzel Party in the Streets - Auntie Anne's Ride Along

    More like Walk Along. Our Heroes are in the streets with Graysie getting the mozzarella pretzel nuggets but they GOTTA compare them to a NY Pretzel... oh... that's it...? Well maybe WETZELS will stand strong here. Grab an umbrella. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • September 8 · 1 hr 26 min

    Graysie Gets Pretzels LIVE %% Auntie Anne's Mozzarella Stuffed Pretzel Nuggets LIVE From the Bell House

    Uhhh ignore how the video looks. You should have seen it before. Our Heroes meet up with Graysie in Brooklyn for live episode from the Bell House. Graysie wanted pretzels and she got pretzels, not just from Auntie Anne's. She also got toys so she doesn't get bored. And stay tuned for a very special YouReview. Thanks to everyone who came out to the live show. We want to do more live shows so let us know where to go next. Left over live show merch will be available soon at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • September 3 · 20 min

    Just Say Yes - A&W Ride Along

    The Entity gave Our Heroes the chicken sandwiches and Nick rang the bell. Don't worry, he ate the parking lot shrimp. It's two chickens in the buns. What the HELL did we get??? Is it fish? Don't ask questions. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • September 1 · 1 hr 19 min

    The Entity Feeds Us Chicken? %% A&W Chicken Sandwich

    Our Heroes head to A&W to check out their FIRST EVER chicken sandwich. Oh they don't have it? That's okay because a magical entity has arrived to fulfill their request. Wait. Is this... fish? Grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • August 27 · 14 min

    Michael: Not a Tajin Guy - Taco Bell Ride Along

    Don't worry, Michael feels better now. Grab pack and shack it on the ice cold taco! Bite transition. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • August 25 · 1 hr 12 min

    You Owe Sauce Monkey a New Phone %% Taco Bell Tajin Menu

    Our Heroes just saw Graysie and we all have to buy Nick a new phone? Why? It's a huge mystery. Either way, we head back to Taco Bell to check out this new Tajin menu which is only medium Tajin. Michael doesn't even LIKE Tajin. Look, it was either this or the decades menu again and that's been a consistent miss. Live show tickets are sold out. See you in New York! Grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • August 20 · 43 min

    Marco’s the Long Way - Marco’s Pizza Ride Along

    Welcome to Marco’s. We're closed. Go somewhere else. Maybe another Marco’s. Join Our Heroes as we go to the outskirts of Hutto to get pizza. As much as this sounds like a Star Wars reference, it's not. At least these wings stink. Nooooooooo Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • August 18 · 1 hr 16 min

    We Can't Win with Marco's %% Marco's NYXL Pizza

    Most places have 2 ovens and NONE of them WORK! Go somewhere else, like maybe a Marco's that's further away. Sauce Monkey is in a defensive mood because he didn't get a second pizza. "No" - Sauce Monkey. Anyway the boneless wings stink weird style. Grab a quarter of a pizza and enjoy this episode. Live show tickets are sold out. See you in New York!Grab some merch at https://100percenteat.store Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  • August 13 · 15 min

    Bagless Fries - Wendy's Ride Along

    Our Heroes got the Pretzel Pub but ordered it with spicy chicken, (100% Eat style) something you cannot do through the app! They don't believe it's actually going to be right though and even if it is, will it be good? Either way, hold these fries. They didn't give us a bag. All us. Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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