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10 Things We Hate About Your Movie

We watch a movie every week and decide the top 10 reasons we hate it. Our opinions matter because of... I don't know... COVID or the Ukrainians or whatever.. Remember when opinions didn't matter? Now they'll let anyone have a podcast. Seriously. We're terrible. Don't listen. Also, we do top 3 loves of the movie. Also, please, listen.

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S5 · E1
Thursday · 2 hr 3 min
Starship Troopers (1997)
Season 5 baby!!! 199 movies. This one is about a young cyberfootball player who's drawn into a war he doesn't quite understand but some skirt.. Enjoy!
S4 · E62
September 10 · 55 min
Top Ten Loves for Season 4
60 movies, a lot of crap, but a few gems this season.
S4 · E61
September 3 · 1 hr 2 min
Top Ten Hates for Season 4
60 movies this season and these are the worst... And they are bad... Enjoy
S4 · E60
August 27 · 2 hr 4 min
The Stuff (1985) – Season 4 Finale
A mysterious white goo bubbles up from the earth, gets instantly marketed as America’s newest dessert sensation, and proceeds to turn half the country into mindless snack zombies. Featuring: industrial-espionage plotting with zero friction, a kid who exists solely to be trafficked across state lines, a rogue colonel and his boy-scout army hiding in the tall grass, and the eternal mystery of why the stuff sometimes melts people, sometimes hides in pillows, and sometimes just sits there looking sticky. Chase liked it. The rest of us did not. Enough is never enough… of our complaints.
S4 · E59
August 24 · 2 hr 6 min
BONUS: Marci X (2003)
Lisa Kudrow inherits a hip-hop label, decides to reform a gangsta rapper who isn’t particularly gangsta, and somehow this costs $20 million. We break down the resulting 80-minute collection of sketches that desperately wants to be satire but mostly just sits there making mild jokes about purses, “power in my pants,” and putting it in the butt. Featuring: a Roman candle exploding out of Damon Wayans’ crotch, three sycophant friends, a dad who casually wishes his daughter had been a son, zero actual conflict, and the single least authentic gangsta rap catalog ever committed to film. Ashton picked it and stands by the laughs. Justin nearly put it in his top ten hates for the season. Chris Rock once said he’d have preferred an envelope of anthrax to the script. We understand the impulse.
S4 · E51
August 20 · 2 hr 39 min
Obsession (2026)
The Indie smash hit that took the world by storm... I don't get it. Its fine..
S4 · E50
August 13 · 2 hr 13 min
World Gone Wild (1987)
Nothing makes sense in a world gone wild...
S4 · E49
August 6 · 2 hr 5 min
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Anything goes August is upon us and that includes Gay Cowboys rustling up love with each other instead of sheep. Its fine. A little lengthy for forbidden cowboy love but whatever.. Enjoy!
S4 · E46
July 30 · 2 hr
Toy Story (1995)
T-O-Y July is now over.. Finally.. At least Toy Stories are decent movies.. This is the best one. And now we're done but not without spending a little more time on Randy Newman...
S4 · E47
July 23 · 1 hr 51 min
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Only one more left after this in T-O-Y July... Thank god.. Its Toy story so see previous episodes.. Its all the same except I think there is more shit talk in this one. Enjoy!
S4 · E42
July 16 · 1 hr 52 min
BONUS: Small Soldiers (1998)
The theme is toys so all toys storys and a bonus of Small Soldiers. Not as good as you remember. Requires a lot of forgiveness from the audience but still has some moments.
S4 · E45
July 16 · 1 hr 49 min
Toy Story 3 (2010)
3rd in the the chapter for T-O-Y July or Toy-lye or whatever. Its toys.. This one gets a little real. Enjoy!
S4 · E44
July 9 · 1 hr 39 min
Toy Story 4 (2019)
T-O-Y July rolls on... We given up on being clever. We're doing all the Toy Stories in backwards order because science. This one is on the same plane as TS5. Not bad at all but probably not the strongest. At least we get Duke Caboom... Enjoy!
S4 · E48
July 2 · 2 hr
Toy Story 5 (2026)
July is all about toys for some reason... We're going to watch all the Toy Story Movies in reverse order because subversion? 5 was not bad but we'll see what the worst one is in July. Finally the question will be answered. Who cares. Enjoy!
S4 · E47
June 30 · 1 hr 51 min
BONUS: The Grey Man (2022)
Because grey is a color. This is it. No more color rush movies..
S4 · E46
June 25 · 1 hr 39 min
Pink Panther (2006)
Color rush month gives us this.... The Pink Panther... I don't get it.
S4 · E45
June 18 · 1 hr 54 min
Red Eye (2005)
Color Rush month continues with a Wes Craven joint. Wes Craven movies suck... There.. no more ifs or buts or giving him time or second chances.. His movies are terrible. God help this movie if Cillian wasn't in it.. Whatever. It has a color in the title so we watched it. Enjoy!
S4 · E44
June 18 · 2 hr 9 min
BONUS: White Noise(2005)
Ashton just had to watch White Noise for her birthday... Well happy birthday. Sorry your movie is so lame.. Justin sticks to what he knows.. you'll see. Great conversation - terrible movie.
S4 · E45
June 11 · 2 hr 9 min
Blue Thunder (1983)
Baby face Daniel Stern and the guy from Jaws star in this exciting, fast paced, on the edge of your seat helicopter thriller! All but Chase hated it. Enjoy!
S4 · E44
June 4 · 1 hr 47 min
Red Sonja (1985)
June is Color Rush month. Its colors in the movie title because why not. Red Sonja on account of her red hair. This is like Flash Gordon level. Its so bad but kind of good. Fuckin Arnold was in this.. Go figure. Just proves if you follow legal immigration and start at the bottom, your dreams of having an illegitimate child with your maid can come true. Enjoy!

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