18 - Everyone Is Asian If You Think About It

Sarah joins Rachel with an immediately unhinged hot take: men should be attracted to armpit hair and nipple hair — the longer, the better. What starts as a body-hair manifesto spirals into ponies vs. stallions, dominance logic, puberty trauma, ariolas (Saturn rings), and whether shaving nipple hair is a crime against nature. There’s also an unexpected detour into astrology, pregnancy paranoia, Gen Z aging anxiety, and the radical act of eating oatmeal at night. The episode then swerves hard into culture, race, and dating politics. They unpack Asian identity beyond East Asia, porn categories vs. real people, “weebs,” fetish vs. familiarity, Republican men with Asian obsessions, and why being called a “good listener” on a date is actually an insult. Along the way: stolen packages, USPS conspiracies, Chinese police efficiency, databases, dating apps as surveillance, capitalism ruining pajamas, and the conclusion that the solution to everything is simple — stop being a pony, grow thick skin, and be a stallion. -- Follow the host Rachel Yu on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow Sarah Thomas on Instagram and TikTok Follow the show on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠