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James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman

Two comedians, James Pietragallo and Jimmie Whisman, explore the most opinionated part of the internet.. the reviews section! Each week, we find the comedy and absurdity in reviews of anything and everything. No matter what -- these reviews will be passionate, and probably pretty stupid!

  • 20 episodes
  • Updated Today
  • weekly
  • 1 hr 10 min on average

Episodes 20

  • #153Today · 1 hr 9 min

    Pregnant Home Improvement Fight Club, More Poop Than Park, Eating In The Rain

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a Home Depot, where the employees seem to either ignore people, or try to fight pregnant customers. A children's museum, where the parents are angry at the admission fee for adults, when there's nothing for grown ups to do. A large waterfront public park, where the bathrooms contain the most unspeakable horrors, ever & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

  • #152August 3 · 1 hr 10 min

    Radiation Roaches, Not Cheers, Stranded In The USA

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a West Virginia bar, where everybody doesn't know your name, but there is something very specific in the water. An Australian motel, where your bathroom doesn't quite stay in your bathroom, and people claim to see roaches as big as their hand. An RV rental center, that doesn't seem to deliver on that sense of freedom, but does seem to deliver on frustrating customer service, while you wait on the side of the road & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

  • #151July 27 · 1 hr 10 min

    Water Wars, Alleged Chicken Problems, Outback In The City

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a water park that seems to be mainly famous for being one of the worst rated, in the United States. A fried chicken restaurant, where the reviews seem to be a little more personal, and the chicken is either perfect, or terrible. An Australian motel, where bloody items are found, and the mice keep away the kangaroos & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

  • #150July 20 · 1 hr 11 min

    A Generic Looking Soccer Hero, The Walking Office Dead, Worst Rated Water Park

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for the personal museum of one the world's great soccer star, featuring what may be replica trophies, and not much else. Except for the million statues, that don't look anything like him. A federal government office, where the strategy seems to be that if they can crush your spirit enough, you'll just give up & leave. The "worst rated water park in America", where the stairs are rusty, and the diapers float free!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

  • #149July 13 · 1 hr 10 min

    Fish Beater Bat, Ball Pit Of Despair, Don't Be Rude To Grandma

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a laundromat & dry cleaner in Ireland, where your whites may end up pink & you will be left searching for that one missing sock. A product made for checking truck tires, but can also be used to beat your husband half to death. A trampoline center, where the babies wander free, the blood spatter tells a srory & the snack bar server will mock you. A gas station, where an attendent provides the service of uncomfortably staring at you & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! d Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

  • #148July 6 · 1 hr 11 min

    Toddler Dodgeball, The Great Crusty Unknown, Historical Whining

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a trampoline center, where you're not really allowed to do trampoline things, and yopur small children may be pelted with dodgeballs by teenagers. A historical site on a beautiful Italian hillside, where people are upset that the entry is free, and think there should be a gift shop. A movie theater where you hope that sticky stuff on your seat is soda, and the staff will take discipline your children for you & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

  • #147June 29 · 1 hr 12 min

    "Expect Less!", Revenge Of The Mystery Stain, The No Sale Store

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a Ross: Dress For Less store, that seems like a dystopian nightmare, but at least we come up with a more honest slogan for the entire chain. A movie theater, where you can't wait for the lights to go down, not because you want to see the movie, but because you don't want to be able to see the mystery stains on your seats. A liquor store, where they don't seem to want you to make expensive purchases & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

  • #146June 22 · 1 hr 12 min

    Unconstitutional Liquor, More Flies Than Bowling Pins, We Break It-You Buy It

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for bowling alley in suburban Chicago, where the flies may follow you, as you try to duck racial slurs. & much more!! A major phone carrier's store, where the contracts seem tricky, and no toddler is safe from swinging doors. A liquor store in Branson, Missouri, where they might make fun of your allergy, while paying no mind to "the constitution" & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

  • #145June 15 · 1 hr 10 min

    Cheese Stands Alone, Frozen Snow Children, Rocky Disappointment, Tablespoon Of Sadness

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a major cheese attraction, that leaves some people sweaty, and cheeseless. A Taco Bell, that seems to measure their taco ingredients by the tablespoon, but has plenty of "crud" in the bathroom. A museum of rocks, that makes some people understand that it's sometimes boring to stare at rocks. A community center, where you may pick up a frozen kidcicle & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

  • #144June 8 · 1 hr 12 min

    Stay Out Of The Bushes, Unheard Cries Of Paperwork, The Ballad Of Talon

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a Hot Topic location, where the depression of the employees may drive people away. A DMV office, that seems to take great pleasure in making you stand in very specific places, while telling you that your paperwork is wrong. A golf course, with "bald golf balls", and golfers doing some very gross things, in the bushes & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

  • #143June 1 · 1 hr 10 min

    Broken Down Batman, Mud Patch Beach, One Big Sand Trap

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for children's party service, where Spiderman may have a mullet, and Moana might try to strong-arm you for a tip. A "beach" that is technically near water, but is actually a tiny patch of mud & sticks. A golf course, where they seem to care more about how fast you're playing, than if you're enjoying yourself & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

  • #142May 25 · 1 hr 11 min

    How Not To Handle Your Meat, A Weird Roller Experience, County Fair Of Lies

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a county fair, where people feel it's not quite up to standard for a wedding, and they may throw you out, after "making up lies" about you. A roller rink in West Virginia, where the complaints all seem to center around the owner, who people insist is very "weird". An IHOP, that proves that you shouldn't order more than one meat in your omelette & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

  • #141May 18 · 1 hr 11 min

    Mountain Majesty Midness, Depression Buffet, River Of Tears

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a beautiful mountain, that is both a national treasure & a national park, that someone would like turned into a parking lot. A Chinese buffet, where they instruct you to simply warm their cold food up in their microwave. A water park, where the lazy river is more person, than water & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

  • #140May 11 · 1 hr 7 min

    A Predictable Poisoning, Rocky Mountain Spotted Anger, Freezing Cold Poop Water

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a mexican food restaurant, where the paramedics are not surprised when you call them, after eating there. A water park, where the water may be freezing, and there is plenty of poop. A Walgreens location, where the employees apparently take great joy in telling you that they can't help, even if you have a disease that we've never heard of & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

  • #139May 4 · 1 hr 11 min

    The Ritz Of Crack Row, Fashion Fails, Your Brother's Roommate's Sister's Deflated Tires

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a motel, where the amenities seem to include lightly used crack pipes & needles. A certain men's clothing store, where you may end up looking your best, but you may also be pretty frustrated by the process. A flea market, where large men try to force you to buy jewelry from their pockets, and you can't trust the tires to hold air & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

  • #138April 27 · 1 hr 11 min

    Ungrateful Alive, Gangster Flea Market, Plump & Useless

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a flea market, where someone may try to "give you a dog", then possibly kidnap you. A Circkle K convenience store, where the employees are said to be as bad as the "riff raff" customers. A live music venue, where the sound isn't quite what people want it to be, but the lack of windows really makes some people angry & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

  • #137April 20 · 1 hr 9 min

    Ghost Ship Waffle House, Sardine Concert, Swimming In Complaints

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a rural Waffle House location, where if you complain about the roaches, the lady chef may offer to step outside & throw hands. A concert venue, where the people are packed in, but the booze doesn't exactly fill the cups. A public pool, that seems to have better door security than a night club & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

  • #136April 13 · 1 hr 9 min

    Casino For Children, World's Fair Leftovers, Cloudy Water Problems

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for an arcade/bowling alley, where people spend huge amounts of money, only to be furious at huge claw machines, that people claim are "rigged". A Knoxville, Tennessee landmark, where people can pay a fee to look out over 2 story buildings. A public pool, where you come for the cooling water, and stay for the goose feces & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!! Download Cash App Today: https://click.cash.app/ui6m/ll83i4f7 #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Direct deposit and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.

  • #135April 6 · 1 hr 10 min

    Personal Sad Pizza, None Love Museum, Poorly Written Conspiracy

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for the Bob Marley museum, in Jamaica, where people complain there is just too much raggae & marijuana. A pizza that should only be eaten if a person is sad enough to want to actually deprive themselves of decent things. A romance book that seems to be randomly thrown together, but has conspiracy theorists spreading their ideas & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

  • #134March 30 · 1 hr 10 min

    Species On Species Weirdness, The Mountain That Hates You, The "Doesn't Worth It" Day

    More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a very popular mountain in Phoenix, where nature may attack you, there is absolutely no air conditioning on the trail, and the only way out, is by dangling from a chopper. A personal item consisting of a very book about strange interspecies relations, that many people on TikTok apparently find "erotic". A boat tour where the difference between the best day you can have, and a sad, meager existence is $20 & much more!! Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section! Subscribe, and we will see you every Monday with Your Stupid Opinions!! Dont forget to rate & review!! Go to shutupandgivememurder.com for merch & more Check out James & Jimmie's other podcasts, Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts!!

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