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We Don't Have Time For This · August 24 · 44 min

The Third Child Conspiracy

Ok, so apparently third babies are usually a “surprise”. But is this an actual phenomenon, a wildly convenient excuse, or have parents simply stopped pretending they know how babies are made by round three? Let’s unpack the third-child theory. And while we’re here, we reminisce about the good, the beautiful and the mostly very difficult reality of our newborn life. Happy Tuesday, DLs! - Send This Episode To Your Friends: I Need A New Podcast (Spotify) I Need A New Podcast (Apple) Check out our Amazon Storefront Know Thyself 2026 LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For This: Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Listen to our cool little sister podcast: The Fifth Trimester on Spotify The Fifth Trimester on Apple See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ok, so apparently third babies are usually a “surprise”. But is this an actual phenomenon, a wildly convenient excuse, or have parents simply stopped pretending they know how babies are made by round three? Let’s unpack the third-child theory. And while we’re here, we reminisce about the good, the beautiful and the mostly very difficult reality of our newborn life. Happy Tuesday, DLs!

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Send This Episode To Your Friends:
I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)
I Need A New Podcast (Apple)

Check out our Amazon Storefront 

Know Thyself 2026 LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH

Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:
Subscribe on Apple
Subscribe on Spotify

Submit your OTDL

Submit your Bestie Hotline

Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin

Join our Facebook Group

Listen to our cool little sister podcast:
The Fifth Trimester on Spotify
The Fifth Trimester on Apple

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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