WRONG DOOR, RIGHT HOLE

Have you got a saucy story to tell from your time on the High-Seas? Leave us a voicemail and we might never get back to you... WE'RE BACK, BABES! After a two-year hiatus (and a mysterious $1.24 PayPal payment), Titty Kaka and Miss Georgie Porgie are rebooting Up The Aft, and the wheels are well and truly greased. Georgie's recovering from a Wendy's-chilli-induced coma, Titty is house-sitting (and pussy-sitting) in New York, and nobody can agree on what a dandelion is. We say hello to our brand-new segment, Passport Control, and find out how Titty ended up legally classified as a woman by the Bahamas. Send us your dilemmas in a message in a bottle: DM us on Instagram @uptheaft or leave us a voicemail: https://rss.com/podcasts/uptheaft/voicemail/ Follow us on Instagram: @uptheaft @titty_kaka @babesitsgeorgieporgie Support the show (and buy us name badges): https://buymeacoffee.com/uptheaft Leave us a five-star review… or a one-star one, and we'll read it out on the show.