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Have you got a saucy story to tell from your time on the High-Seas? Leave us a voicemail and we might never get back to you... Second week back and we've already forgotten how to start a podcast. Titty is hot and bothered in Brooklyn, Georgie is nine hours ahead in Berlin, and somehow we've both had an email from Maria in The Sound of Music. In Excess Baggage, Titty learns the hard way not to drink the water in Guatemala, Georgie reveals she's the only person alive to GAIN weight on Mounjaro, and a honeymoon in Bali goes very wrong in a glass bathroom. Send us your dilemmas in a message in a bottle: DM us on Instagram @uptheaft or leave us a voicemail: https://rss.com/podcasts/uptheaft/voicemail/ Follow us on Instagram: @uptheaft @titty_kaka @babesitsgeorgieporgie Support the show (and buy us name badges): https://buymeacoffee.com/uptheaft Leave us a five-star review… or a one-star one, and we'll read it out on the show.