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Two Drunk Girls

Two Drunk Girls

Sarah and Ciara are two best friends who love to have a glass of wine (or 4) and talk s***. Join them as they talk nonsense and anything else they want, all while trying to give you an hour or so of your day that you don't completely hate.

  • 20 episodes
  • Updated Apr 20, 2021
  • Explicit

Episodes20

  • Apr 20, 2021 · 1 hr 14 min

    Godzilla vs Kong

    IT'S FINALLY HERE! Today, we're talking about the newest installment in the MonterVerse, Godzilla vs Kong! In our third and final Monster Madness episode, we'll spoil the s*** out of this movie and give you all of our juicy takes as our two babies battle it out. Sit back and get your boxing gloves out, cause this one's a doozy. Also, loud sound warning for the end lol

  • Apr 13, 2021 · 1 hr 3 min

    Godzilla, King of the Monsters

    Ooh boy, oh baby! It's part two of our three part Monster Madness series! Today, we're talking all things Godzilla and Godzilla: King of the Monsters as we continue to prepare you for our EPIC and EXCITING Godzilla vs Kong review next week! We're here for Godzilla being our big, bad, tiny handed hero! Share your thoughts with us!

  • Mar 30, 2021 · 41 min

    Kong: Skull Island

    Welcome to MONSTER MADNESS! Today, it's all about Ciara's beautiful baby Kong as we get ready for the release of Godzilla vs. Kong! Listen to us rant about how useless several deaths were in this movie, and rave about the gorgeous cinematography!

  • Mar 16, 2021 · 33 min

    Bridgerton Boys and Brumate

    WE'RE BACK! Bet you all missed us while we were on hiatus. Well, have no fear, we've returned with tales of our time off and some fun news about what's to come. Here's a hint: they did the Monster Mash. Also, we discuss (in depth, over and over) our undying love for our new Brumate winesalators.

  • Feb 2, 2021 · 52 min

    Body Positivity

    Ooh baby, baby! We had a lot to say in today's episode! We talk body power, the clothing industry and every little thing that's ever bothered us about how other people react to someone's body. There's talk of Dan Levy (because Ciara can't be who she's not) and some powerful messages we'd like to send. It's all about body positivity! Today, we mentioned the amazingly wonderful Jameela Jamil (@jameelajamilofficial and @i_weigh on insta) and the fabulous Katie Sturino (@katiesturino on insta) so make sure to check them out and go give a follow for the body love!

  • Jan 26, 2021 · 1 hr 6 min

    Panera, Paleontology and Budweiser

    It's a get to know us episode! Mostly, we just get tipsy on Truly's Iced Tea and tell silly stories! A little fun one to help 2021 out!

  • Jan 19, 2021 · 1 hr 4 min

    This Got Weird

    Tbh, even we aren't sure what happened in this episode. There's slang and weird accents and stories of our childhoods. Enjoy the absolute utter nonsense that the beginning of 2021 has caused!

  • Jan 12, 2021 · 40 min

    Death to 2020

    WE'RE BACK! We took a little break for the holidays and also because someone contracted Covid from an irresponsible coworker. But now we're back and we're end to say goodbye to 2020! It's been a hard, crazy and beautiful year and we're ready for 2021! Big love to the people who truly made 2020 for us: our fabulous friends, Biden/Harris, Dan Levy, Dylan O'Brien and James Scully!

  • Dec 22, 2020 · 1 hr 12 min

    Happiest Season aka Dan Levy is a Treasure

    Happy Holidays! To celebrate the season, we watched Hulu's new holiday movie, Happiest Season. With a star studded cast and amazing inclusivity, we had such a great time watching this! We also had many, MANY thoughts. So grab a glass of wine, get yourself some holiday treats and enjoy as we marvel over Kristen Stewart's outfits and at how Dan Levy must be protected at all costs!

  • Dec 15, 2020 · 1 hr 38 min

    How Taylor Swift Saved 2020

    We said it. Taylor Swift surprised the f*** out of all of us this year, releasing folklore and evermore within five months of each other. Today, we talk through the tracks, give you some facts, our faves, and a few clips to show our appreciation for her artistry. Taylor Swift saved our 2020. What did she do for yours?

  • Dec 8, 2020 · 1 hr 7 min

    The Serial Killer Sensation

    Ted Bundy. Jeffrey Dahmer. H.H Holmes. Today's episode is all about the phenomenon that is the world's obsession with serial killers. We talk about why their stories are so interesting and share facts about some of history's most famous ones. It gets dark, creepy and even a little gross as we explore our own interests into the minds of some of the most brutal killings in history. Strap in for a wild ride. Trigger Warnings: We discuss death, suicide and murder, so be warned. @twodrunkgirlspod on Instagram, Twitter, Tumblr and Facebook. Send us questions or suggestions for an episode: twodrunkgirlspod@gmail.com

  • Dec 1, 2020 · 57 min

    Let's Talk About Sex!

    Ooh it's a good episode today! We're talking about SEX! That's right ladies, gents and anyone else! We talk sex, give you some of our funniest stories and discuss the ways we believe society needs to change when it comes to sexual intimacy. Lots of giggling and some real truth talking going on today. Buckle up! It's going to be a wild ride!

  • Nov 24, 2020 · 1 hr 7 min

    What is Dating?

    Oh man...we got hella drunk and talked mad s*it about some of our exes and said some nice things too (Also Ciara was going to edit things out and she DID NOT so there's name dropping lol). We also talked about dating as adults and our experiences navigating the many available dating apps. Its ridiculous and we slur quite a bit, but hey...we are the two drunk girls.

  • Nov 17, 2020 · 1 hr 5 min

    Leave Me Malone

    YOU PROBABLY THINK THAT YOU ARE BETTER NOW! And you will be! After you listen to us get drunk as f*** talking about Sarah's man, the one and only Austin Richard Post. We've been lucky enough to see him in concert quite a few times and Sarah is fully in love with him. Plus, we drank a full liter bottle of wine so enjoy the progression of our drunkenness!

  • Nov 10, 2020 · 1 hr 2 min

    Billy Hargrove Deserved Better

    Honestly, Billy, Bob, Barb, they all deserved better. We're talking Stranger Things today! It's almost Halloween and we've been kind of obsessed recently and we actually got the chance to go to one of the filming locations which was super cool! Anyone can go visit quite a few of them, and we highly recommend it! Today is just our thoughts and opinions. It's also FULL of SPOILERS so beware! So sit back and have a drink with us as we toast to our fallen heroes of Hawkins in this episode!

  • Nov 3, 2020 · 1 hr 14 min

    NaNoWriMo and Writing

    Happy National Novel Writers Month! Now, we aren't really novel writers, but we do consider ourselves writers...even if it's mostly fanfiction lol Listen to us talk about our process and some of our favorite fic writers we've been following forever on tumblr! Let us know if you've got any great writers you adore and send us any other questions about writing! @twodrunkgirlspod on tumblr, twitter and instagram twodrunkgirlspod@gmail.com

  • Oct 27, 2020 · 57 min

    Love and Monsters

    Happy Spooky Season! This week, we're reviewing Love and Monsters! It's a thriller/horror/comedy/drama that really got us tickled while also completely grossing us out with bugs. AND there's a dog! And spoiler alert: the dog doesn't die!!! This movie was so fun and we were extremely impressed by all of the actors, so please go give it a rent or download on Apple TV! @twodrunkgirlspod on instagram, twitter and tumblr twodrunkgirlspod@gmail.com for any questions or comments

  • Oct 20, 2020 · 1 hr

    Pia's Big Announcement

    EEK! You guys, today we got to talk to the lovely, the amazing, the ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE: PIA! She discussed what it's like owning your own business, f***ing the patriarchy, and what it's like to be a bada** and powerful female. Plus, she shared a HUGE announcement with us! Truly, we are so honored she's our first ever guest! We couldn't have asked for someone better! Go give her some love and a follow on her insta: @pialarafit

  • Oct 13, 2020 · 1 hr 1 min

    Spooky Spot!

    Super fun episode today as we share some of the fun trips we've been on and give you all the deets on going there yourself! There's also a great story in there involving a slide and a very slippery skirt lol. Have a good time and let us know where some of your favorite trips have been! twodrunkgirlspod.tumblr.com twodrunkgirlspod@gmail.com

  • Oct 6, 2020 · 49 min

    Sarah Touched Niall Horan's Face

    Today we're talking about the time we went on tour with Niall Horan!! Jk, we totally just bought tickets to his last three concerts and road tripped, but we hella feel like we know what it feels like to tour now lol. Mostly we're just talking all things Niall Horan's Flicker Sessions and World tour. It's hilarious and silly and we had a good time, so enjoy!