Tour De France for Idiots

The Tour De France for Idiots

Stats, watts, nutrition and more are NOT what you'll find on the Tour De France For Idiots podcast. Tune in as HANDUP hosts, Jelly and Mustard, take you through a nuanced recap of each stage of the Tour De France; filled with mispronunciations, witty nicknames, trash talk about team kits and much much more. If you are a fan of the tour, this comedic Tour de France podcast is breath of fresh air you didn't know you needed.
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20 episodes
Updated Jul 20, 2024

Episodes20

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Jul 20, 2024 · 12 min
Stage 20 | 2024
Climb Climb Climb! Pudgy Carl is relentless and he seems to have a v-8 engine built in this year. He's just making things look easy at this point! Catch up on another stage with Mustard!
Jul 19, 2024 · 12 min
Stage 18 | 2024
From time to time, we see a day of glory for a non-GC contender, even here in the last of the stages of the tour. Catch up on today's tour with Mustard!
Jul 17, 2024 · 14 min
Stage 17 | 2024
Thanks for stopping by stage 17! A man in a rare pink uniform won today. That's something we've wanted to see for some time now! Tune in to catch up on the glorious mountain stage.
Jul 17, 2024 · 14 min
Stage 16 | 2024
There have been no changes in the GC and we may have seen our very last spring challenge. With Tadej in a commanding lead, it feels like the tour is setting into stone...... but, we all know that ANYTHING can happen.
Jul 14, 2024 · 25 min
Stage 15 | 2024
The tour isn't over but what a decisive day. This one is what we call "a slaughtering."
Jul 13, 2024 · 25 min
Stage 14 | 2024
It wasn't the steepest climb but it's a climb nonetheless. Things are getting HILLY and the back & forth between the top contenders is still heated. We can't wait to see the tour become a battle of the climbers as we progress into the final stages.
Jul 13, 2024 · 22 min
Stage 13 |2024
Jasper takes a sprint finish and we can't decide if we care or not. Feels like the glory days of sprinting are a little behind us.
Jul 12, 2024 · 22 min
Stage 11 and 12 | 2024
Sorry we missed ya yesterday folks! As they say, life gets in the way! Consider this our sincerest apology and we are on to the next one.
Jul 9, 2024 · 17 min
Stage 10 | 2024 featuring Sir Bradley Wiggins & George Hincapie
We had a boring stage today but we did NOT have a boring podcast!
Jul 7, 2024 · 19 min
Stage 9 | 2024
The road got bumpier today and it ain't cause of the drama. The road was literally bumpy, in the form of many MANY miles of gravel sectors stretched along the course! This is how the old tour looked and it's fun to see it again!
Jul 7, 2024 · 22 min
Stage 8 | 2024
History was made AGAIN! These sprint finishes are getting more an more interesting. It seems to be exclusively people we've heard of for years or people we've never heard of at all!
Jul 5, 2024 · 23 min
Stage 7 | 2024
TT day is always interesting. Mostly because of the terrible helmets but.... AERO = SPEED as they say. Catch up on today's stage with Jelly and Mustard!
Jul 4, 2024 · 26 min
Stage 6 | 2024
It feels like we are really digging in now. Another flat stage ended in a little less glory than yesterday but, it was still completed at blistering speeds! Catch up on Stage 6 with Jelly and Mustard.
Jul 3, 2024 · 26 min
Stage 5 | 2024
HE DID IT!
Jul 2, 2024 · 21 min
Stage 4 | 2024
The mountains sure do bring out the big guns. Tadej dropped the hammer and put the nail in today's stage. The GC batter KEEPS heating up and we are here for all of it.
Jul 1, 2024 · 18 min
Stage 3 | 2024
Lesson learned... if you want to win a sprint, you can't be 385 people back! But, we finally had a fast one and that's what we were looking for!
Jul 1, 2024 · 8 min
Stage 2 | 2024
We have a big tour ahead of us with strong GC contenders in the mix for the 3rd day now. We even have a big rider in yellow! Will he hang on? We'll see...
Jun 30, 2024 · 13 min
Stage 1 | 2024
What a grueling start! We almost lost the Manx Missle! Catch up on all of this and more on the Tour De France for Idiots (by idiots) podcast!
Jun 29, 2024 · 23 min
Race Preview 2024
Jelly and Mustard are back! The preview to this years 2024 Tour De France will get you geared up for the worlds greatest bike race! Tune in today!!
Jul 23, 2023 · 22 min
Stage 21
And so it ends... this edition of the worlds greatest bike race has come to a close and honestly, it was fantastic (and we aren't just saying that). We can't remember the last time 2nd place has pulled such a wild move and the winner was FAR from expected...... the Tour does not disappoint, even in the last inch. Tune in to hear our final Stage 21 recap along with all of the takes you didn't know you needed on this year's 2023 Tour De France.