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This week, we kick off SEASON 27 with our favorite sentient gasbag, Steven Seagal. Attack Force came out at the height of his direct-to-video downfall, and boy does this one stink! Who would have thought that the guy who brought us On Deadly Ground could fall so far from grace.
Wshhhshhshhhshh!!!
Seagal, supple and sauntering, unsubtly switches speak, swinging sharp slicers, sucking up scenery, unsexily secreting salty sweat! Leathered Matrix men! Military hardware highjacking! Steven Sheen! Damn, he’s so good! Green marines splitting the scene! Foggy gumbo bags! Tandem hole jams! The ole stripper puke exclusion! Marshall Martin meets his makeout mistress at the midtown mocha market! Reina, the vampire stripper? Pimp and his blood-sucking CTX hoes, and much, much more on this week’s episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!
