Superman's Arrest, Pet Raccoons & Bush Cops

Florida somehow managed to arrest Superman... and honestly, we're not even surprised anymore. Episode 315 starts with one of the strangest headlines of the week as a man dressed head-to-toe as Superman gets caught burglarizing a boat. Turns out truth, justice, and stealing power tools don't mix very well. Then things somehow get even weirder. Tennessee has made it easier to legally own pet raccoons, which sends the crew into an unexpectedly passionate debate about trash pandas, raccoon distribution centers, and why giving tiny burglars opposable thumbs was probably nature's biggest mistake. We also visit a Canadian town that's spent twenty years living next to over a million liters of rotting fish sauce, discuss why rechargeable hand warmers are suddenly becoming miniature flamethrowers, and explain why home buyers should assume every showing is secretly being recorded. As if Zillow listings weren't strange enough already, one Colorado home is listed with an occupant who openly refuses to leave after a decade-plus foreclosure battle, creating perhaps the most awkward real estate listing ever posted. The news keeps rolling with a postal worker accused of stealing a winning lottery ticket, a fox caught red-handed stealing milk deliveries, and one incredibly determined beagle who attempted to consume approximately his own body weight in gummy worms. Naturally, this turns into stories about dogs eating everything from chocolate to rat poison while somehow refusing to die. We also break down new research showing Utah's lower DUI limit appears to be saving lives before finishing with perhaps the greatest police tactic ever invented: New Jersey officers wearing full ghillie suits disguised as shrubs to catch distracted drivers. It's equal parts genius, ridiculous, and exactly the kind of thing we'd expect to become the internet's next obsession. If your favorite kind of comedy podcast involves bizarre news, sarcastic commentary, and friends laughing at humanity's complete inability to act normal, you've found your people. This comedy podcast delivers another daily dose of unbelievable headlines, ridiculous conversations, and the kind of stories that make you question whether the internet was a mistake—or the greatest invention ever. Thanks for hanging out with The Rizzuto Show, where every day proves reality is funnier than fiction. If you're looking for a comedy podcast full of weird news, hilarious conversations, and the occasional accidental life lesson, buckle up. Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show. Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow. Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.