#3715: Soft Lunch

At Mike’s new country club, a “soft lunch” apparently means everything goes in the blender. The boys turn a discussion of social-media “soft launches” into a menu for older golfers, while Mike confesses to driving jitters, school-pickup naps, and an orange-creamsicle detour that Robb was once denied. A Land Remembered rekindles Mike’s love of reading, and Robb explains why his upcoming cataract surgery can’t come soon enough. Then it’s time for Robb’s definitive diet-soda power rankings, featuring a Fresca disappointment and a vigorous debate over whether Coke Zero in a bottle deserves its own spot. Plus, British comedy gets wonderfully ridiculous, Red Sox–Yankees playoff nerves kick in, Trevor Lawrence’s goal-line decision gets scrutinized, and an original Oompa Loompa returns to the chocolate factory with his son. Our Sponsors: * Check out Quince and use my code TMOS for a great deal: https://www.quince.com * Check out TruDiagnostic and use my code TMOS for a great deal: https://www.trudiagnostic.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy