That Peter Crouch Podcast

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The UK's favourite football podcast with Peter Crouch, Chris Stark, and Steve Sidwell! Chumbawamba!

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Thursday · 43 min
Why Footballers DREAD Returning For Pre-Season… Chris’ Forfeit Plans & Señor Sids Returns? | EP. 417
On this week's episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids and Chris are finally reconnect after an incredible summer, catching up on everything from Pete's Club World Cup adventure in America to the excitement of another Premier League season just around the corner. Pete reflects on receiving his long-awaited England cap from Harry Kane, what it was like travelling across the United States, meeting LeBron James, and reveals his plans to take his family to watch Liverpool face Wrexham at the Yankee’s Stadium before heading home. With pre-season now underway across football, the lads dive into what really happens when players report back for day one. From dreaded body fat tests and bleep tests to Tony Pulis' infamous training camps, army boot camps, endless bike rides and the stories every footballer has from surviving the toughest week of the year, they reveal why pre-season is both feared and respected inside the game. Chris also finds out that his long-awaited Paddy Power comedy forfeit is finally happening, while the boys discuss future podcast challenges, listener ideas for the new season, and somehow end up debating whether your back can actually be fit. As always, expect plenty of football stories, ridiculous tangents and laughs as the countdown to the new season officially begins. Chumbawamba - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 00:00 - Chris returns as the boys reunite after the summer 02:10 - Looking back on the Club World Cup adventure 03:31 - Pete's surreal experience working around England 04:34 - Receiving his England cap from Harry Kane 06:03 - The emotions of it all 08:04 - The awkward reunion with an old childhood friend 10:31 - Crouchy gets evicted from the yoga room mid-podcast 12:08 - Recording from America and life on the road 14:03 - Liverpool vs Wrexham at Yankee Stadium 15:31 - Meeting LeBron James in Los Angeles? 16:50 - New season housekeeping begins 17:12 - Chris Stark's comedy forfeit is finally happening 19:00 - Blossoms invite the podcast back on stage 20:44 - Could Sids replace De Bruyne’s famous passes? 22:42 - The art of the perfect daisy-cutter 23:52 - First day of pre-season nerves 25:08 - Putting Chris through a real football fitness test 26:14 - Fat tests, body fat and "back fitness" 28:09 - Would Chris survive Championship pre-season? 30:06 - Tony Pulis' brutal training camps explained 32:10 - Why pre-season leaves players completely broken 34:16 - The hardest training camps of Pete's career 35:52 - The player who cheated pre-season... with a taxi 38:08 - Bleep tests and why footballers never go full effort 40:05 - The endless medical tests before every season 41:05 - Big plans and listener ideas for the new season 42:45 - Rating listeners' backs and wrapping up - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 21 · 45 min
That World Cup Final Episode: Superior Spain deserve win & Messi's farewell! I Ep.416
On this episode Pete, Sids and Tom bring the curtain down on an unforgettable six-week journey across the 2026 FIFA World Cup, recording their final tournament episode from a New York City pub after witnessing Spain crowned world champions. The trio react to Spain's 1-0 World Cup Final victory over Argentina, discussing why Spain were deserved winners after conceding just one goal throughout the entire tournament. They break down Argentina's defensive approach, the controversial scenes that overshadowed the final, Lionel Messi's quiet performance, and debate whether England missed a huge opportunity after their dramatic semi-final exit. Looking back on an incredible summer across the USA, Mexico and Canada, they revisit the biggest moments of the tournament—from exclusive behind-the-scenes access inside the England camp and Peter Crouch receiving his England Legacy Cap from Harry Kane, to visiting the iconic Estadio Azteca, meeting LeBron James, travelling across North America, and recording the podcast from unforgettable locations. The episode also reflects on England's World Cup campaign, Jude Bellingham's emergence as one of the world's elite footballers, the standout players of the tournament, favourite matches, funniest stories from the road, and why this has been one of the most memorable experiences the team has ever shared. To finish, the Paddy Power Predictions League reaches its dramatic conclusion as the final standings are revealed, crowning this year's champion and confirming who must face the dreaded forfeit. A fitting end to an incredible World Cup adventure filled with football, friendship, unforgettable memories and plenty of laughs. 00:00 – Live from a New York pub after the World Cup Final 02:06 – Spain crowned World Cup champions 08:01 – Reflecting on six unforgettable weeks 09:34 – Why Spain deserved the title 11:46 – Did England miss their chance? 21:03 – Tom Fordyce joins from Canada 26:22 – Favourite World Cup memories 32:35 – Players of the tournament 36:07 – Paddy Power Predictions League finale 42:37 – Signing off from an unforgettable World Cup For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Steve Sidwell: Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell14 Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 For more Tom Fordyce: Twitter - https://twitter.com/tomfordyce #PeterCrouch #WorldCup2026 #Football #England #Spain #Argentina #LionelMessi #JudeBellingham #HarryKane #LeBronJames #NewYork #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 17 · 1 hr 11 min
That Semi-Final Episode: Gary Neville on Tuchel’s tactics & England’s cruel Argentina exit I Ep. 415
On this episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete and Sids record from New York following England's heartbreaking World Cup semi-final defeat to Argentina, reflecting on an emotional night that saw Thomas Tuchel's side come agonisingly close to reaching a World Cup final. The lads discuss the incredible atmosphere surrounding the tournament, the unique experience of covering football across America, and why this World Cup has delivered some of the most memorable stadiums and fan experiences they've ever witnessed. The boys break down exactly where England's semi-final slipped away, debating whether sitting too deep ultimately cost them, the tactical decisions made in the closing stages, and whether the substitutions should have been more attacking. They discuss Harry Kane and Jude Bellingham's performances, Declan Rice's importance to the side, the emergence of Jed Spence and Dan Burn, and whether this England squad should ultimately be remembered as a success despite the painful exit. Former England defender Gary Neville then joins the pod for an honest and emotional reaction to England's defeat. Gary explains what it feels like to be knocked out of a major tournament, why players carry those moments for the rest of their lives, and analyses Thomas Tuchel's biggest decisions. He also discusses England's defensive approach, whether the criticism of Tuchel is justified, the positives to take from the tournament, and why this World Cup has been one of the best football spectacles in recent memory. There's also another ridiculous challenge as the boys swap footballs for darts with Morgan Rogers. Meanwhile Chris Stark dials in a special interview with the Blossoms as they discuss their new music and thoughts on the world cup so far. Wrapping up with the latest Paddy Power Predictions League ahead of the World Cup Final, Tom's predictions from afar, and plenty of classic TPCP chaos—including power cuts, questionable New York backdrops and the usual nonsense. As always, leave your predictions in the comments below and let us know who you think will lift the World Cup. 00:00 - New York catch-up & World Cup reflections 03:07 - The best stadiums of the tournament 05:04 - England's semi-final heartbreak 07:39 - Gary Neville joins the pod 09:24 - Where England lost the game 13:53 - Tuchel's substitutions analysed 20:00 - The positives from England's tournament 22:51 - Life after football & Gary Neville 37:12 - Darts challenge with Morgan Rogers 41:09 - Chris Stark & Blossoms! 01:06:52 - World Cup Final Paddy Power predictions 01:10:13 - Final thoughts from New York 01:11:13 - End For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Tom Fordyce: Twitter - https://twitter.com/tomfordyce For more Steve Sidwell: Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell14 Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 10 · 47 min
That Norway v England Episode: Kane, Rogers & Burn talk Haaland & their HUGE Norway game! | Ep. 414
On this episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids and Tom are given unprecedented access inside England's World Cup training camp as they go behind the scenes with Thomas Tuchel's squad ahead of a huge quarter-final against Norway. After England's unforgettable victory over Mexico, the lads witness first-hand the togetherness that's driving this squad, with Peter receiving an emotional England Legacy Cap presented by Harry Kane in front of the entire team. Pete also chats with Harry Kane to relive the incredible night at the Azteca, discussing the celebrations, the emotional Wonderwall moments with England fans, the challenges of tournament life, and why this squad feels different to any England team before it. The captain opens up about the adrenaline of knockout football, family life during the World Cup and what it really feels like to carry the hopes of a nation. The boys are then joined by Dan Burn and Morgan Rogers, who reveal what life is really like inside England's camp. They discuss the unforgettable atmosphere inside the Azteca, what it's like waiting for your chance in tournament football, the incredible togetherness within the squad, and why every player—whether they start or come off the bench—has such an important role to play. The pair also lift the lid on life away from the pitch, from games of Traitors, golf and basketball to the debates and laughs that have helped make England's training base feel like a home away from home. There's plenty of classic TPCP nonsense too, as the production team set Pete, Sids and Tom a brutal all-you-can-eat sandwich buffet challenge, before another Paddy Power Predictions League update, plenty of laughs from inside England HQ, and an emotional farewell (for now) to Tom as he heads back to the UK after an unforgettable month on the road with the boys. As always, let us know your predictions in the comments below... Can England book their place in the World Cup Final? 00:00 - Inside England's World Cup training camp 01:15 - Peter Crouch receives his England Legacy Cap 03:58 - Behind the scenes at England training 06:05 - Why this England squad feels different 08:06 - Harry Kane interview begins 09:08 - Kane on England's Mexico victory 10:39 - Tournament life inside England camp 11:55 - Wonderwall celebrations with the fans 13:46 - Dan Burn & Morgan Rogers join the pod 14:29 - The magic of playing at the Azteca 16:18 - Why England's squad mentality is so strong 17:18 - Reliving the Mexico victory 20:06 - Life inside England's World Cup base 21:08 - Traitors, golf and team bonding 26:16 - The all-you-can-eat sandwich challenge 33:41 - Paddy Power Predictions League 39:55 - England's belief heading into the semi-final 40:41 - Tom's farewell from the World Cup For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Tom Fordyce: Twitter - https://twitter.com/tomfordyce For more Steve Sidwell: Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 7 · 1 hr 26 min
That Mexico v England Episode: Lescott on England’s toughest test & Pete hugs Kane! | Ep. 413
On this episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete joins the lads live from Mexico City after witnessing one of England's greatest ever World Cup victories, as Thomas Tuchel's side produce a heroic performance to beat hosts Mexico and book their place in the quarter-finals. Fresh from celebrating on the pitch with Harry Kane, Pete relives the incredible atmosphere inside the iconic Azteca Stadium, the emotional scenes after full-time, and explains how he nearly had his own "Salt Bae" moment during England's celebrations. The boys break down England's unforgettable victory, discussing Jude Bellingham's world-class performance, Harry Kane's relentless brilliance in front of goal, Jordan Pickford's commanding display and Anthony Gordon's game-changing impact. They debate whether this was England's greatest tournament performance in years, why this result could define their World Cup campaign, and look ahead to a huge quarter-final clash with Norway. Former England defender Jolyon Lescott then joins the pod for an in-depth conversation about life inside the England setup. Jolyon shares behind-the-scenes insight from coaching England's Under-21s, explains why Jude Bellingham is built for the biggest occasions, reveals the mentality that makes Harry Kane one of the world's best finishers, discusses Anthony Gordon's professionalism, Morgan Rogers' rise to the top, and gives his verdict on England's defensive options heading into the business end of the tournament. There's also the latest Bronco Challenge as the boys put themselves through one of rugby's toughest fitness tests, the latest Paddy Power Predictions League standings as the competition continues, plenty of behind-the-scenes stories from England's World Cup camp, and all the classic TPCP nonsense you've come to expect. As always, leave your predictions in the comments below and let us know if England can go all the way. 00:00 - Pete's emotional night in Mexico City 03:58 - Inside the Azteca atmosphere 06:18 - England's greatest World Cup win? 10:18 - Bellingham and Kane deliver 14:12 - England's heroes step up 17:28 - Norway await 20:55 - Jolyon Lescott joins the pod 21:30 - Working inside England's setup 26:00 - Morgan Rogers' development 29:55 - Anthony Gordon's mentality 34:15 - Why Jude Bellingham is different 37:55 - Harry Kane's elite finishing 41:40 - What makes world-class players? 46:20 - England's defensive options 53:10 - The Bronco Challenge 01:01:20 - Paddy Power Predictions League For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Tom Fordyce: Twitter - https://twitter.com/tomfordyce For more Steve Sidwell: Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 3 · 45 min
That England v DR Congo Episode: the lads discuss 'best ever' Kane & ICONIC Mexico clash! | Ep. 412
On this episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids and Tom look back on England's dramatic 2-1 World Cup knockout victory as Harry Kane once again delivers when his country needs him most. The lads break down England's nervy start, debate the controversial penalty decision, and ask whether Thomas Tuchel's side are growing into the tournament or simply finding ways to get the job done. Pete explains why Kane's match-winning finish is the product of years of relentless practice, the boys discuss Anthony Gordon's game-changing impact from the bench, and look ahead to a huge clash with Mexico, where altitude, atmosphere and England's defensive vulnerabilities could all play a major role. There's also another World Cup quiz from Tom, the latest Paddy Power predictions league standings, a debate over whether David Beckham drinking red wine at a football match is the ultimate "Game's Gone" moment, and a listener's brilliant football-themed wedding XI that has the lads in stitches. Plus, Pete relives an exhausting trip to the batting cages in Los Angeles, the boys discuss whether England are becoming tournament specialists, and there's plenty of classic TPCP nonsense along the way. As always, leave your predictions in the comments below and let us know if England can go all the way. 00:00 - Batting cage injuries in Los Angeles 02:53 - Watching England's victory in LA 05:53 - England's slow start analysed 07:58 - Was Harry Kane denied a penalty? 09:44 - Breaking down Kane's stunning winner 12:06 - Why Kane is football's best finisher 16:01 - Are England just getting the job done? 17:41 - Anthony Gordon changes the game 20:11 - Looking ahead to Mexico 21:41 - What England must improve 24:51 - Preparing for knockout football 27:41 - Tom's World Cup quiz 32:34 - Paddy Power predictions update 37:39 - David Beckham's red wine debate 42:59 - The football wedding XI 55:51 - End For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Tom Fordyce: Twitter - https://twitter.com/tomfordyce For more Steve Sidwell: Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 1 · 50 min
That R32 Episode: Robbie Keane reflects on ICONIC career & thoughts on England's chances! | Ep. 411
On this week's episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids and Tom are joined by Republic of Ireland legend Robbie Keane for an unforgettable conversation covering one of football's greatest careers, life in America, and the magic of the World Cup. Robbie reflects on his incredible journey from Wolves to Coventry, Inter Milan, Leeds United, Tottenham Hotspur, Liverpool and LA Galaxy, revealing the lessons he learned from some of football's biggest names including David Beckham, Teddy Sheringham, Dimitar Berbatov and Luka Modrić. He explains why movement—not pace—made him one of the Premier League's deadliest strikers, shares the mentality that transformed LA Galaxy into champions, and reveals why Tottenham have struggled to build on their success despite winning the Europa League. The lads also dive into Robbie's unforgettable Republic of Ireland career, including his iconic last-minute World Cup goal against Germany, what it feels like to score on football's biggest stage, and why representing Ireland always meant more than anything else. Robbie also gives his verdict on the current World Cup, predicts the Golden Boot winner, explains why Lionel Messi still amazes him, and reveals which team he'd most like to play for in the tournament. Elsewhere, Pete, Sids and Tom discuss the drama of the knockout stages, the most chaotic penalty shootouts of the tournament so far, England's chances of lifting the trophy, and another round of the Paddy Power Big World Cup Fixture before Tom puts everyone to the test with another brilliantly ridiculous quiz. As always, leave your comments below and let us know: Where does Robbie Keane rank among the Premier League's greatest-ever strikers? 00:00 - Knockout stage drama begins 02:35 - Robbie Keane joins the podcast 03:30 - Life at LA Galaxy & David Beckham's influence 07:15 - Changing the mentality in MLS 10:15 - From Wolves to Inter Milan 13:00 - What Serie A taught Robbie 15:00 - The secret behind his movement as a striker 19:30 - Tottenham memories & Luka Modrić 21:30 - Winning the League Cup & Spurs frustrations 23:20 - Why Tottenham have struggled to kick on 30:10 - Ireland, World Cups & scoring against Germany 35:00 - Messi, Golden Boot predictions & World Cup favourites 38:20 - Name That Robbie quiz 40:59 - Paddy Power Big World Cup Fixture 46:25 - Final thoughts For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Steve Sidwell: Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 For more Tom Fordyce: Twitter/X - https://x.com/TomFordyce #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast #RobbieKeane #Football #PremierLeague #WorldCup Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
June 29 · 1 hr 12 min
That England v Panama Episode: Juan Pablo Angel on Aston Villa & England TOP their group! | Ep. 410
On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Tom Fordyce and Sids react to England making it through the World Cup group stages and look ahead to the knockout rounds. The lads discuss where England sit among the tournament favourites, whether stronger opposition might actually suit them better, and why Marcus Rashford, Jude Bellingham and Harry Kane could still have a major role to play as the tournament opens up. There is also plenty of classic nonsense along the way. Sids talks through his unexpectedly therapeutic trip to an LA laundrette, Tom reveals how he accidentally got into a swimming pool on a senior citizen discount, and the lads lose themselves in an obscure 90s footballer rabbit hole before attempting their best David Beckham eyebrow impressions. The boys are then joined by Aston Villa legend and former Colombia international Juan Pablo Ángel. Pablo reflects on arriving at Villa from River Plate, landing in England without speaking the language, being unveiled at Villa Park before the move was even fully signed, and adapting to the speed, pressure and culture of the Premier League. He also opens up on growing up in Medellín, learning football on the streets, the intensity of Boca Juniors vs River Plate, representing Colombia, scoring against Brazil and Argentina, and why MLS is far more competitive than many people realise. The lads also return for another round of Paddy Power Chaos Cards, reviewing the latest leaderboard after LeBron James' unlikely contribution, before making their predictions for the next round of World Cup action. With bonus points on the line and bragging rights at stake, there's no shortage of confidence, controversy and classic TPCP chaos. As always, leave your comments below and let us know who you’d love to see in the Chumbawamba next! 00:00 Intro 00:38 LA adventures 03:00 England's World Cup hopes 12:21 Juan Pablo Ángel joins 20:01 Growing up in Colombia 25:59 Boca vs River 32:14 Aston Villa & the Premier League 38:26 Playing for Colombia 43:58 Building MLS 49:00 Quickfire questions 51:50 Brummie accent challenge 53:30 Farewell to Juan Pablo Ángel 53:45 Starkey in CANADA? 56:33 Paddy Power Chaos Card 01:10:45 Looking ahead to the knockouts For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark: Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell: Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 For more Tom Fordyce: Twitter - https://twitter.com/tomfordyce #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast #JuanPabloAngel Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
June 25 · 44 min
That England v Ghana Episode: HONEST reactions to the draw & a CRAZY Shakira Stat! I Ep. 409
On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Tom Fordyce and Steve Sidwell are properly into the 2026 World Cup as the tournament shifts into full gear across the United States. With England now two games into the group stage, the lads look back on the electric atmosphere in Dallas for the win over Croatia before reacting to a much more frustrating goalless draw against Ghana in Los Angeles. Sid and Tom relive what it was like inside one of the biggest stadiums in world football, from the sea of England fans and giant screens to tequila in the stands, while Pete gives his take on whether England’s flat second performance is actually the kind of experience tournament-winning sides need. There’s plenty of World Cup chat as the boys debate whether Thomas Tuchel’s England are showing real signs of becoming contenders, discuss why the draw with Ghana shouldn’t cause panic, and pick out the teams and players catching the eye so far. France, Argentina and the tournament’s biggest stars all come under the microscope, with Mbappé, Messi and Haaland setting the pace in what the lads call a proper “big dog World Cup”. There’s also a brilliant detour into one of the tournament’s strangest subplots: referees turning into full-blown content creators, complete with ref cams, names on shirts and one official pulling up with cramp after apparently overcommitting to the shot. As always, the football is only half the story. The lads get stuck into another chaotic World Cup quiz, somehow producing one of the worst quiz scorelines in podcast history, while Chris Stark checks in from an England watch-along back home to report from the pub gardens of Britain. There’s also a brilliant fan cameo from rising artist Moolah Jones, who nails her score prediction almost immediately, and another outrageous instalment of Paddy Power’s “Minister of Mischief” game, featuring celebrity bet-builder picks from Joe Marler, John Terry… and, somehow, a suspiciously available LeBron James. With England still well placed, more huge games on the horizon, and more guests lined up from the road, the boys reflect on the strange rhythms of tournament football, the joy of following England abroad, and why this World Cup is shaping up to be one of the most entertaining in years! 00:00 - Intro: formal names, “Big Sid” and school nicknames 02:14 - Sid’s Dallas trip and the incredible England atmosphere 03:21 - Are these the stadiums of the future? 04:34 - England’s draw with Ghana analysed 06:22 - Why the result doesn’t worry the lads 08:24 - Sid walks off to try and conjure an England goal 09:04 - Tequilas at the football and Crouchy’s Aston Villa story 10:36 - Ref cam chaos and the referee who got cramp 13:17 - Why this World Cup already feels different 13:44 - Cape Verde, underdog stories and the expanded tournament debate 17:43 - Who are the teams to beat? France, Argentina and Mbappé discussed 19:29 - Shakira has made more World Cup appearances than Italy 20:12 - Celebrity watch and the pod’s love from England fans in Dallas 22:17 - The World Cup quiz begins… badly 24:04 - Golden Boot records and geography nightmares 26:21 - Which host city has the most games? 28:30 - Chris Stark checks in from an England watchalong in the UK 30:45 - Moolah Jones predicts the score live on camera 32:03 - Paddy Power’s Minister of Mischief returns 35:19 - France vs Norway bet-builder chaos 36:06 - Joe Marler and John Terry send in their picks 38:07 - “LeBron James” joins the pod with his prediction 42:36 - Why this could become one of the best World Cups ever 42:56 - Festival tee's and Pablo Ángel lined up! For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
June 18 · 52 min
That England v Croatia Episode: Rio Ferdinand on Harry Kane & HONEST thoughts on Trent! I Ep. 408
Pete, Tom and Sids are soaking up the California sun as their stateside World Cup tour continues on That Peter Crouch Podcast — and they've got a very special guest. Manchester United and England legend Rio Ferdinand joins the lads fresh from his DJ sets in the fan parks to share incredible stories from his playing days, including a surreal World Cup match against Brazil and an unforgettable moment at the hospital in South Africa that put his entire career into perspective! Rio opens up about his experiences at France 98 acting as Michael Owen's ultimate cheerleader, the tactical genius of Rivaldo, the heartbreak of missing out on the 2010 World Cup through injury, and his thoughts on Thomas Tuchel’s big squad selection decisions. The boys also react to the tournament's open nature and early surprises, debating whether the conditions and heat are going to play a massive factor for England. Plus, Chris Stark checks in all the way from London, capturing the fan atmosphere around Big Ben and finding out what the public really thinks Pete and Sids would be doing if they weren't footballers. Then it's over to the Paddy Power Predictor as Pete, Tom and Sids roll the dice for a special 'Vegas Baby' edition to lock in their scores for USA vs Australia. Leave your England vs Croatia predictions in the comments below and let us know who you think lifts the trophy. 00:16 - Settling into LA life & intense paddle games 01:07 - World Cup group stage open nature 03:54 - Fenway Park takeover & football trivia debate 06:41 - Rio Ferdinand joins the show 07:22 - Rio's podcast guests & Anderson's wild stories 09:48 - Early World Cup impressions & USA buying in 12:04 - France 98 and the Michael Owen hype train 15:42 - England breakout stars & Thomas Tuchel's tactics 20:45 - Rio's iconic World Cup moments against Argentina & Brazil 24:34 - Playing against Rivaldo, Ronaldo & Ronaldinho 27:40 - Trevoh Chalobah selection & Rio's 2010 injury heartbreak 31:11 - The Trent Alexander-Arnold debate 33:04 - England's attacking firepower & squad dynamics 36:15 - World Cup either/or quiz with Rio 41:05 - Chris Stark's London fan check-in from Big Ben 46:02 - Paddy Power Predictor: Dice rolls for USA vs Australia 50:20 - Final thoughts on England's group stage chances - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark: Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell: Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 For more Rio Ferdinand: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/rioferdy5 Twitter - https://twitter.com/rioferdy5 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast #WorldCup #RioFerdinand Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
June 16 · 1 hr 22 min
That USA Episode: Brad Friedel on THAT 4-1 USA thrashing & the lads take a SCARY flight! | EP. 407
Pete, Tom and Sids are back in Los Angeles for another World Cup edition of That Peter Crouch Podcast — and they've got a very special guest. Premier League and Champions League legend Brad Friedel joins the lads fresh from the Bahamas to share incredible stories from his playing days, including an absolutely wild night at Galatasaray with Graham Souness that you simply won't believe! Brad opens up about his record-breaking consecutive appearances in the Premier League, his time at Aston Villa and Tottenham, his role as Sporting Director in Turkey, and what he's up to now — including living in the Bahamas and working in data analytics. The boys also react to Brazil vs Morocco, debating whether the Seleção are being overhyped and whether Morocco could genuinely go all the way. Plus Pete raises the important question of whether the VAR team standing to attention for the national anthem is commitment or just commitment to a bit. Then it's over to the Paddy Power Predictor as Pete, Tom and Sids make their calls for England vs Croatia — with Sids sitting pretty at the top of the leaderboard. Oh, and Graeme Souness is revealed to be the world's most unlikely vegan. You won't see that one coming. Leave your England vs Croatia predictions in the comments below and let us know who you think lifts the trophy. 00:00 - World Cup Special from Los Angeles 00:16 - Settling into LA life 01:37 - The Neil Redfearn deep dive 03:46 - Brazil vs Morocco reaction 05:14 - The VAR room national anthem moment 05:55 - Hydration breaks debate 06:12 - The ref cam debate 09:30 - Brad Friedel joins the show 10:48 - Brad's stories from Aston Villa 35:09 - Brad at Tottenham & the Hugo Lloris saga 40:35 - Brad's life after football 43:03 - Graham Souness and the Galatasaray flag story 01:11:35 - Hot Air game: World Cup takes 01:15:45 - Paddy Power Predictor recap 01:18:33 - England vs Croatia predictions For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark: Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell: Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 For more Brad Friedel: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/bradfriedel1 Twitter - https://twitter.com/BradFriedel #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast #WorldCup #BradFriedel Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
June 13 · 56 min
That World Cup Kick-Off: Kasper Schmeichel on England, Denmark & the lads arrive in the US | EP. 406
On this special World Cup edition of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete and Sids are joined by returning host Tom Fordyce and Premier League legend Kasper Schmeichel from sunny Los Angeles as the tournament gets underway. The lads reflect on just how far the podcast has come, swapping memories of recording in less glamorous locations before finding themselves covering football from one of the biggest sporting events in the world. They dive into the incredible atmosphere surrounding the opening days of the World Cup, including Mexico's electric opening match, immersive fan experiences in LA, and the cultural differences between football coverage in Europe and America. Kasper opens up about his recent retirement from football, revealing the shoulder injury that ultimately forced his hand and sharing what life after football looks like. He reflects on his time at Celtic, the relentless pressure of playing for one of football's biggest clubs, and the unforgettable moments that came with lifting trophies in Glasgow. The conversation also turns to Leicester City's historic Premier League title triumph as Kasper relives the madness of the 5000-1 season, reveals the moment the squad truly believed they could win the league, and shares stories from the team's recent ten-year reunion. There's also plenty of World Cup chat as Kasper looks back on his experiences representing Denmark on football's biggest stage, discusses England's chances of finally ending their wait for major silverware, and explains why international tournaments remain unlike anything else in football. Plus, Chris Stark checks in from the Chumbawamba with Biffy Clyro's Simon Neil and Ben Johnston to discuss Scotland's World Cup hopes, Steve Clarke's impact on the national team, and whether the Tartan Army can dare to dream of a historic run. As always, leave your predictions below and let us know who you think will lift the trophy. Chumbawamba 00:00 - World Cup Special from Los Angeles 00:16 - Tom Fordyce returns to the podcast 01:37 - Kasper Schmeichel joins the show 02:11 - Inside LA's immersive World Cup experience 02:45 - Pete's NBA comeback story from the bar 03:25 - American football terminology explained 04:39 - Kasper on retirement and life after football 06:28 - The shoulder injury that ended his career 08:01 - Why retirement became unavoidable 09:37 - Reflecting on his time at Celtic 11:52 - Favourite moments at Celtic 12:58 - Leicester's 10-year title reunion 14:27 - How unlikely was Leicester's title win? 16:17 - The moment Leicester believed 17:28 - Mahrez, Kanté and World Cup stars 18:16 - Kasper's Denmark tournament memories 19:11 - World Cup penalty shootout heartbreak 20:35 - Expectations playing for Denmark 22:17 - "It's Coming Home" debate 23:00 - Greatest Denmark teams and iconic kits 24:22 - Favourite World Cup memories growing up 26:22 - Mexico's opening match reaction 28:24 - England's chances at the World Cup 30:21 - Tuchel vs Southgate approaches 30:58 - Sven-Göran Eriksson memories 35:14 - Chris Stark joins from the Chumbawamba 35:33 - Biffy Clyro discuss Scotland's chances 37:22 - Must Scotland beat Haiti? 39:02 - The Scotland World Cup anthem that never was 40:01 - Meeting Scotland players 41:22 - Sir Kenny Dalglish's legacy 42:18 - Steve Clarke's impact on Scotland 44:10 - Can Scotland handle the heat? 45:08 - Andy Robertson's leadership 46:36 - Dare Scotland dream? 48:25 - Biffy Clyro's team talk for Scotland 49:55 - Final thoughts from Los Angeles For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark: Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell: Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 For more Kasper Schmeichel: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/kasperschmeichel Twitter - https://twitter.com/KasperSchmeichel #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast #WorldCup #KasperSchmeichel Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
June 3 · 41 min
EP. 405 | That Roundup Episode: Our USA World Cup Plans, Forfeit Reveal & Arsenal’s UCL Heartbreak
On this week's episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids take a look back at another unforgettable season of TPCP before turning their attention to the summer ahead and the upcoming World Cup. The lads relive some of the standout moments from the last 12 months, including unforgettable appearances from Jürgen Klopp, Gary Oldman, Danny Dyer, James Milner, Marcus Mumford, Tony Pulis, Mick McCarthy and many more. They debate which guests delivered the biggest surprises, who they'd love to get on next season, and celebrate just how far the podcast has come. There's also plenty of classic nonsense along the way. Pete reveals the outrageous pub and barbecue setup he's inherited at his new house, The lads accidentally creates a disaster with a congratulatory baby card, and Sids shares the incredible story of his son's hole-in-one that has already become family folklore. The boys revisit some of the best "Game's Gone" moments of the year, discuss the future of deadline day chaos, and react to Arsenal's agonising Champions League Final defeat, asking whether Mikel Arteta's side were only inches away from football immortality. With World Cup plans now firmly underway, the gang reflect on one of their biggest seasons yet and look ahead to what promises to be a summer of chaos, football, and unforgettable stories. As always, leave your comments below and let us know who you'd love to see in the Chumbawambar next season. Chumbawamba - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 00:00 - Intro & Sids arrives after "pre-devs" 03:00 - Pete reveals the pub inside his new house 04:12 - The outrageous barbecue setup revealed 05:18 - Guinness and Moretti on tap at Crouchy's 06:04 - Plans for a future podcast barbecue 07:14 - Sponsor message 08:53 - Looking back on the TPCP season 09:33 - Best guests of the year discussed 10:34 - Klopp, Gary Oldman & favourite interviews 11:53 - Robbie Williams and dream future guests 12:37 - Football's unsung heroes deserve more attention 14:02 - Why Tony Pulis & Mick McCarthy were podcast gold 15:02 - Macclesfield sponsorship memories 16:17 - The signed TPCP jacket winner 17:22 - Random football encounters on holiday 18:05 - Sids' son's incredible hole-in-one story 19:32 - Manifesting goals and sporting moments 21:17 - "Clear the decks" if Crouchy gets a hole-in-one 22:15 - Shin Pads, Peteroni glasses & podcast inventions 23:46 - The best "Game's Gone" moments this season 25:40 - Digital programmes and deadline day debates 27:12 - Fans contribute their own "Game's Gone" moments 28:03 - Reflecting on another season together 29:05 - Pete's disastrous pint pour 30:09 - The worst congratulations card ever created 32:22 - Baby Arteta 34:06 - Champions League Final reaction 35:20 - Did Arsenal deserve criticism for their approach? 37:08 - What happens after losing a major final? 38:24 - Crouchy's memories of Athens 2007 38:47 - Paddy Power season-ending forfeit revealed 40:45 - Chris must perform stand-up comedy 42:34 - Wrapping up the season 42:52 - World Cup plans and heading to America 43:10 - Visa worries and final sign-off - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
May 27 · 43 min
EP. 404 | That End Of Season Episode: We CALLED Declan Rice The Morning After Arsenal WON The League
On this week’s episode of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids wrap up another chaotic Premier League season… but not before getting distracted by AI-generated football conspiracies, military dolphins, and Declan Rice answering a FaceTime call LIVE on the podcast the morning after his 5am title celebrations. The lads dive into Arsenal finally getting over the line after 22 years of waiting, with an emotional live chat from Declan Rice fresh off the back of the celebrations, plus debate whether guards of honour have officially become the most awkward tradition in football. There’s also discussion around Liverpool’s uncertain future, Mohamed Salah’s comments, Spurs surviving the drop, and the absolute madness surrounding Southampton’s playoff controversy. Elsewhere, the pod spirals beautifully into conversations about fake AI football news, Jose Mourinho rumours, and whether anyone can actually trust the internet anymore. Plus, the Football League season finally comes to an end as Sids is crowned champion… and receives one of the most outrageous prizes the podcast has ever seen. It’s the final Premier League episode of the season — and naturally, it completely loses the plot. Chumbawamba - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 00:00 - Pete opens for a brief remote segment after being called away urgently 01:24 - Crouchy’s ridiculous new BBQ setup 03:24 - Plans for a future podcast BBQ episode 04:00 - End of season reflections begin 04:26 - Guards of honour debate kicks off 05:12 - Bernardo Silva & John Stones discussion 06:01 - “Where does it end?” with football send-offs 06:58 - Nobody actually likes guards of honour 08:18 - Arsenal title win reactions 09:20 - Spurs surviving relegation and West Ham going down 10:41 - Bizarre celebrations get called out 11:20 - Odegaard dragging Arteta into the celebrations 11:53 - Ollie Watkins partying before scoring a brace at Man City 12:51 - End of season review officially starts 14:31 - Players mentally switching off after the season ends 15:33 - Why footballers are told to completely rest 16:15 - How Arsenal balance title celebrations with Champions League prep 17:30 - The Arsenal celebrations outside the Emirates 17:58 - Declan Rice joins live on FaceTime after winning the league 18:59 - Rice admits the pressure was huge this season: “it can’t happen again” 20:16 - Why Declan Rice “makes you love Arsenal” 20:55 - Arteta finally gets credit for Arsenal’s rebuild 21:56 - Liverpool’s uncertain future and Salah’s comments 24:07 - Has Salah’s relationship with Liverpool broken down? 25:08 - Southampton playoff controversy explained 26:13 - Would players feel robbed by the playoff punishment? 27:51 - Middlesbrough accidentally benefiting from the chaos 29:13 - AI football rumours start fooling everyone 29:53 - Crouchy gets completely tricked by fake Dua Lipa photos 31:05 - “Dua Lipa” joins the podcast 31:12 - “Game is gone” as AI takes over football discourse 31:52 - Mourinho, Xabi Alonso & fake football news 32:18 - Crouchy somehow ends up discussing military dolphins 34:38 - Spurs fan asks how to present Player of the Year award 35:34 - Why relegated clubs shouldn’t even hold awards nights 37:20 - Final Football League standings revealed 38:21 - Paddy Power’s brutal final message to Chris Stark 40:09 - Sids receives an outrageous custom championship ring 41:36 - The dramatic “ring ceremony” begins 43:26 - Final reflections on the football season 44:04 - Crouchy delivers emotional end-of-season speech 44:56 - “Please continue to kiss the ring” For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
May 20 · 1 hr 9 min
EP. 403 | That Terry Butcher Episode: Maradona’s Hand Of God, Italia ’90 Stories & Bloodied Shirts
On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids are joined by one of England’s toughest ever players… Terry Butcher. From THAT iconic blood-soaked shirt to facing Diego Maradona at the height of his powers, Terry takes us right inside the chaos, passion, and brutality of football in the 80s and 90s. The lads dive deep into Italia 90, the legendary England dressing room, Gazza stories, Bobby Robson’s management style, and why Terry believes modern football has “gone soft”. There’s also incredible insight into what it actually felt like playing against Maradona during the infamous Hand of God match in 1986 — including what happened when Terry confronted him afterwards. Away from football, Terry opens up emotionally about his son Christopher, his battle with PTSD after serving in Iraq and Afghanistan, and the powerful ITV documentary Invisible Wounds. It’s one of the most honest and moving conversations we’ve ever had on the podcast. Plus: shirt-swapping disasters, Escape To Victory, Dwight Yorke in Australia, and why footballers should stop pulling their socks down. Chumbawamba - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Be sure to watch Invisible Wounds, which will air on ITV and ITVX in June, ahead of England’s World Cup opener v Croatia on June 17th. Combat2Coffee: https://www.combat2coffee.co.uk/ Combat Stress: https://combatstress.org.uk/ Help For Heroes: https://www.helpforheroes.org.uk/get-help/ex-service-women/?gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=23612607550&gbraid=0AAAAADfdgk3vGyf2yF9_4TfZXzAow3j3X&gclid=Cj0KCQjwlLDQBhDjARIsAPlIefFfyifNOXZ69J4ExXskaJtW_LA5j_-jigg8zBDVVMgkk3oJCeClSS4aAq4HEALw_wcB 00:00 - Eurovision chat and Wembley FA Cup stories 02:04 - Chris and Sids wind Pete up about Wembley 03:55 - John Terry sends Pete a Ruud Gullit surprise video 05:26 - Terry Butcher joins the podcast 06:25 - Inside the legendary Italia 90 England camp 08:03 - Why England never expected to win Italia 90 09:24 - England training sessions were “harder than matches” 11:28 - Terry explains his mentality playing for England 13:23 - “The game’s gone soft” starts here 14:00 - The full story behind the bloodied shirt 15:34 - Why Terry refused to come off injured 17:28 - “Every header felt like a squelch” 18:20 - Terry reacts to fans dressing up as him 19:47 - Life at Rangers and Old Firm madness 22:46 - Terry relives the Hand of God match 24:21 - Hearing England scream “HANDBALL!” at Maradona 25:30 - Terry confronted Maradona after the game 26:40 - Was Maradona the greatest ever? 28:11 - What made Bobby Robson special 29:34 - Terry’s issues with modern footballers 30:40 - Can England finally win another World Cup? 31:33 - Finding out England call-ups on Ceefax 32:10 - Why Terry hates energy gels on the pitch 33:04 - Terry opens up about his son Christopher 35:13 - PTSD, grief, and the struggles veterans face 37:19 - How “Combat 2 Coffee” helps veterans talk 40:29 - Terry speaks honestly about grief and crying 42:38 - Listener questions begin 42:59 - Why Terry turned down Escape To Victory 44:11 - The only Argentina shirt Terry ever kept 44:41 - John Terry’s question: best centre-back partner? 46:04 - Managing Sydney FC and Dwight Yorke stories 48:07 - Highland derby chaos with Derek Adams 50:28 - Terry explains what wearing the England shirt means 51:04 - Terry’s final rant about modern football 51:47 - The lads reflect on Terry’s emotional interview 54:20 - End of Terry segment / football roundup begins 01:02:43 - Why FA Cup managers should wear suits again 01:06:10 - Listener story about referees and fancy dress 01:12:00 - Paddy Power predictions 01:28:11 - End For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
May 18 · 7 min
CLASSIC CLIPS | The BIZARRE Transfer Story Involving Les Ferdinand, Turkey & Margaret Thatcher?!
FROM THE VAULT: In this classic clip, Les Ferdinand looks back on the surprise move to Turkey that completely transformed his career. After struggling with injuries and self-doubt following his move from non-league football to QPR, Les explains how a loan spell at Besiktas changed his mentality forever. The former England striker opens up on dealing with imposter syndrome, adapting to life in Turkey, and the pressure of suddenly playing in front of packed stadiums after coming from reserve football. Les also reveals the incredible story behind scoring over 20 goals in Turkey, how the experience gave him the confidence to believe he belonged at the top level, and the bizarre moment the Turkish Prime Minister reportedly tried to help keep him at the club permanently by writing a letter to Margaret Thatcher! If you enjoyed this clip, you can catch the full episode here: https://youtu.be/AZzBk2lPovg?si=9XtpMNguwcQC3-GA Chumbawamba For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
May 13 · 1 hr 1 min
EP. 402 | That Listener Mail Episode: “Open Top Bus For SECOND Place!” - Our Most HEATED Games Gone?
On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids and Chris dive headfirst into one of the wildest Listener Mail episodes yet — and absolutely nothing is off limits. From pink eye, polyps and footballers wearing makeup on live TV… to whether finishing SECOND deserves an open-top bus parade, the lads somehow manage to cover it all. There’s chaos as the boys debate if modern football has officially gone soft, including refs with trendy haircuts, xG nerds, shirt-off celebrations, and whether heading could eventually disappear from the game entirely. Plus, a listener’s all-time “Games Gone” rant sparks one of the funniest football debates they’ve had in ages. Elsewhere, Pete reveals his secret childhood career working in his grandad’s butcher shop, the Wealdstone Raider officially dumps Chris for Crouchy, and there’s an unbelievable story involving someone legally named after the entire 1979 Liverpool team. The lads also react to bizarre old-school footballer tweets, discuss marathon punishments for the Football League, rank Aussie icons in a “Down Under Vanarama,” and preview the FA Cup Final with the help of Chris’ wife Ria — who might actually be better at predictions than all three of them combined. It’s listener mail at its absolute finest: ridiculous football chat, nostalgia, complete nonsense, and plenty of classic pod chaos. Chumbawamba 00:00 - Intro, makeup chat & Chris’ pink eye reveal 03:15 - Polyps, bllocks & why the lads do this to themselves 04:27 - Fans listening to the pod on the London Underground 05:12 - Shin pad injury update & the listener who got slashed 06:02 - Does SECOND place deserve an open-top bus parade? 07:18 - Playoff winners vs automatic promotion debate 08:50 - The Wealdstone Raider officially dumps Chris 10:22 - Will the Wealdstone Raider come on the podcast? 11:45 - Sponsored Segment with England 15:52 - Download the England app! 19:01 - Listener Mail officially begins 19:21 - The unbelievable football shirt sent from Vanuatu 20:48 - The lads decide to give the shirt away 21:24 - Aussie caravans & the “Down Under Vanarama” 25:31 - Steve Irwin, Alf Stewart & Toadfish in a Vanarama 26:51 - Sids loses it at “Beanpole, Fire Pbes and One Ball” 27:18 - Serious chat about checking yourself & men’s health 29:31 - A listener legally named after Liverpool’s 1979 team 30:43 - Charlie Otway’s insane full name explained 31:58 - Marathon punishment ideas for the Football League 34:58 - The funniest accidental footballer tweets ever 36:44 - “Games Gone” mega-rant begins 37:11 - Referees with trendy haircuts debate 37:29 - xG, “big chances” & football nerd culture 38:19 - Shirt-off celebrations & VAR frustrations 39:00 - Why clubs keep buying young foreign players 39:20 - Is football removing physical contact from the game? 40:23 - Players showing personality vs media backlash 42:49 - Football League table update & Ria’s prediction success 45:24 - FA Cup Final preview: Chelsea vs Manchester City 47:42 - Paddy Power’s Minister of Mischief returns 49:32 - Has Chris replaced the listeners with his wife? 50:53 - Ria gives her FA Cup predictions 52:28 - The lads react to Ria outperforming them 54:30 - Why the FA Cup Final morning feels special 57:00 - Predictions: Man United vs Forest & Newcastle vs West Ham 58:37 - Paddy’s Boost selections 01:01:18 - Outro The Official England squad drops May 22nd on the England App first - if you want to see who is making Tuchel’s squad download the app here :https://england.onelink.me/rgxW/lbj1at4b And if you want to be in with a chance of winning an official signed England shirt - submit your selects in the Squad Selector by May 21st . #ad For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
May 11 · 8 min
CLASSIC CLIPS | The Night Ronaldinho Taught Joe Cole A Brutal Lesson & Mourinho’s RUTHLESS Chelsea
FROM THE VAULT: In this clip, Joe Cole joins the lads to reflect on the ruthless standards set by Jose Mourinho during Chelsea’s glory years, including the brutal lesson he learned after facing Ronaldinho and Barcelona at the Nou Camp. Joe opens up on Mourinho’s obsession with tactical discipline, the fear factor inside the dressing room, and the savage man-management techniques that kept Chelsea’s squad on edge. The former England international also shares hilarious stories from his first ever England call-up at just 18 years old, including meeting legends like David Beckham, Paul Scholes and Tony Adams, as well as witnessing Kevin Keegan resign after England’s defeat to Germany at the old Wembley. Elsewhere, Joe breaks down one of football’s most painful and underappreciated jobs — being the designated “charger” in the wall — and why taking a free-kick to the face was sometimes the easy option. If you enjoyed this clip, you can catch the full episode here: https://youtu.be/jBJh3GjgFUE Chumbawamba For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
May 6 · 1 hr 28 min
EP. 401 | That 401st Episode: The Most Chaotic Episode Yet, Mystery Guests & MAD Dressing Room Tales
On this week’s 401st episode special of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris celebrate hitting an unbelievable milestone… by completely losing control of the show. First up is Portsmouth legend and cult hero Kit Man Kev, who delivers an all-time segment. From washing players’ kits for cash, to lifting sofas over balconies, to wild dressing room stories and boxing sessions with players — Kev gives a brutally honest take on how football has changed, why “the game’s gone,” and what modern players are missing. Next in is Nortei Nortey, where the lads are immediately apologetic for a previous episode’s “funny name” antics… Nortei brings a different footballing perspective with stories from his career, connections to the lads, and a look into Dagenham & Redbridge’s recent takeover. Then things take another left turn as Felix White (The Maccabees) joins — blending football, music, and podcasting worlds. There’s talk of FA Cup obsession, crossover culture, and even a cheeky callback to Crouchy previously slagging off his podcast… before Felix quite literally plays the episode out with a fantastic live musical moment. No script, no structure — just three surprise guests, unbelievable stories, and a 401st episode special that proves sometimes the best episodes are the ones where nobody knows what’s coming next. Chumbawamba 00:00 - Intro & 401 episode milestone explained 03:00 - Reflecting on podcast origins & early days 04:00 - The “Peteroni” glass reveal (long pint glass) 05:00 - First pour attempt goes horribly wrong 06:30 - Cheers to 401! 07:30 - Classic podcast memories & catchphrases 08:30 - Story: Crouch getting recognised post-retirement 09:30 - Glass-making video & behind-the-scenes reaction 11:30 - Attempting to “split the P” 13:00 - Format reveal: mystery guests with blindfolds 14:00 - Old VHS footage introduced 14:30 - Young Crouchy’s Chelsea interview clip reaction 15:30 - Ball boy footage & early career nostalgia 16:50 - Transition to first mystery guest 18:30 - Blindfold guessing begins 20:30 - Kev revealed: “heartbeat of Portsmouth” 23:00 - Early Crouch days: living alone & being looked after 24:30 - Sofa lifting through balcony story 26:00 - Kev’s backstory 30:30 - Stories about legendary players 32:30 - Dressing room fights & boxing stories 37:00 - “Game’s gone” discussion begins 38:30 - Modern football vs old-school mentality 40:00 - Smoking, culture & changes in football 41:30 - Tribute to Portsmouth fans & emotional goodbye 43:30 - Kev leaves & reaction from the lads 44:30 - Second guest teased 46:00 - Clues: football links, connections to hosts 48:00 - Identity slowly pieced together 49:00 - Nortei Nortey revealed 50:00 - Football journey & connections discussion 51:30 - Talking career paths & recent football experiences 53:00 - Banter about mutual links & teams 54:30 - Short but lively segment wraps up 55:30 - Third guest teased (non-football world hints) 56:00 - Clues: podcast, music, crossover with sport 57:45 - Big clue: FA Cup book reference 58:10 - Felix White revealed (The Maccabees) 01:05:00 - Felix White segment continues: football + music crossover chat 01:07:00 - Podcast banter & shared industry stories 01:08:30 - Felix reflects on football culture & storytelling 01:09:00 - Felix plays live music / plays the episode out 🎶 01:10:20 - Reactions to the performance & wrap-up with Felix 01:11:10 - Transition into Paddy Power segment 01:12:00 - “Wives Called” segment introduced 01:24:30 - Final laughs & wrapping the segment 01:28:11 - End of episode Special thanks to Lumsdale Glass for the amazing Peteroni glasses: https://www.lumsdaleglass.co.uk/ For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
May 4 · 7 min
CLASSIC CLIPS | Ramsdale On The SECRET Goalkeeper Tactics At Arsenal & The Most PARCHED For Arteta?
FROM THE VAULT: In this clip, former Arsenal goalkeeper Aaron Ramsdale joined the lads to break down the evolving role of the modern goalkeeper and how the position has become more influential than ever. Ramsdale lifted the lid on his relationship with manager Mikel Arteta, explaining how he’s given responsibility to dictate play and make key decisions during build-up phases. The conversation dives into the tactical details behind set pieces, including the increasingly popular “draft excluder” role, with Ramsdale offering a goalkeeper’s perspective on why it’s used, when it matters, and how it can impact the outcome of free kicks. He also shares insight into communication within the squad, the intelligence of teammates like Martin Ødegaard, and the growing importance of goalkeepers in shaping a team’s overall strategy. But most importantly… who was the most parched? If you like this clip, you can catch the full episode here: https://youtu.be/b9ftLa8_nDU?si=ieykWFS-X11g78Sp Chumbawamba For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.