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Smeared Mascara · Dec 30, 2025 · 1 hr

Generational Turtlenecks

Send us Fan Mail Brrrr, it’s cold outside and you should be wearing a turtleneck. Listen up, homies! In this episode, the ladies of Smeared Mascara discuss a wide range of topics from obligatory gift exchanges to the power of a handsome face with a unibrow. Brooke tells us about the Diddy documentary and how 50 Cent’s pettiness is helping bring this story to the masses. Mandy shares a story about ear-hustling in the movie theater, and how she plans on putting in the minimum amount of effort for a White Elephant event. So dust off those IOU sweatshirts and Guess jeans, because the turtlenecks are coming out of retirement. Rated SCDP for Seafood City Dance Party TikTok Instagram YouTube Channel

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Send us Fan Mail

Brrrr, it’s cold outside and you should be wearing a turtleneck. 

Listen up, homies! In this episode, the ladies of Smeared Mascara discuss a wide range of topics from obligatory gift exchanges to the power of a handsome face with a unibrow. 

Brooke tells us about the Diddy documentary and how 50 Cent’s pettiness is helping bring this story to the masses. Mandy shares a story about ear-hustling in the movie theater, and how she plans on putting in the minimum amount of effort for a White Elephant event. 

So dust off those IOU sweatshirts and Guess jeans, because the turtlenecks are coming out of retirement.

Rated SCDP for Seafood City Dance Party 

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