Two Idiots, One Mind Flayer Ship

Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! The whole party's back and the narrator is already judging everyone. Ramon survives his niece's 2nd birthday, wraps up therapy, starts anxiety meds, moves to the countryside, and drags Chris to Money in the Bank. Chris survives two drive-thru pharmacy boss fights — a silent maybe-cop and a Karen who complained to the manager for absolutely nothing — then mods Baldur's Gate 3 into oblivion. Tyler's smooth brain gains a single point of intelligence and spends it entirely on the social media grind. Plus: a glowing parasite offers you ultimate mastery of any skill for the low, low price of one emotion.