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Rokman · Nov 6, 2025 · 17 min

I Ran the World’s Biggest GPS Penis to Get My Fire Back

I attempted to set a world record for running and drawing a 72-mile GPS cock and balls. Yeah, you read that right. A 72-mile penis. But this wasn’t just about men’s health or raising money for Movember (though we did smash the £10,000 mark). It was about proving something to myself. After having two kids, I’d let myself go. I was unfit, overweight, and stuck in a rut. I needed a challenge big enough to shock me back to life — and what’s bigger or more ridiculous than the world’s largest GPS dick? In this episode of the Rokman Podcast, I share: – How the idea came about (and why Guinness actually denied the challenge) – What it took to train for 72 miles when I could barely run 3 – The brutal highs and lows of the attempt itself – Whether I actually managed to set the record – And what it all taught me about getting fit, finding purpose, and proving you’ve still got it This isn’t a story about running. It’s a story about hitting rock bottom, setting a ridiculous goal, and clawing your way back through sheer stubbornness. If you’ve ever felt like you’ve lost your edge, this one’s for you. Download my 12-Week Running Plan here: https://mailchi.mp/rokman/running-plan-35 #️⃣ Get in touch in the comments below or head to... Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/terryrosoman/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/terryrosomanchallenges TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@terryrosoman X: https://x.com/terryrosoman

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I attempted to set a world record for running and drawing a 72-mile GPS cock and balls. Yeah, you read that right. A 72-mile penis.

But this wasn’t just about men’s health or raising money for Movember (though we did smash the £10,000 mark). It was about proving something to myself. After having two kids, I’d let myself go. I was unfit, overweight, and stuck in a rut. I needed a challenge big enough to shock me back to life — and what’s bigger or more ridiculous than the world’s largest GPS dick?

In this episode of the Rokman Podcast, I share:

– How the idea came about (and why Guinness actually denied the challenge)

– What it took to train for 72 miles when I could barely run 3

– The brutal highs and lows of the attempt itself

– Whether I actually managed to set the record

– And what it all taught me about getting fit, finding purpose, and proving you’ve still got it

This isn’t a story about running. It’s a story about hitting rock bottom, setting a ridiculous goal, and clawing your way back through sheer stubbornness.

If you’ve ever felt like you’ve lost your edge, this one’s for you.


Download my 12-Week Running Plan here: https://mailchi.mp/rokman/running-plan-35


#️⃣ Get in touch in the comments below or head to...

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/terryrosoman/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/terryrosomanchallenges

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@terryrosoman

X: https://x.com/terryrosoman