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Planet Gearth: The Bulging Consciousness Podcast

Jay Lloyd

Greetings Gearthlings…

Welcome aboard Planet Gearth: The Bulging Consciousness Podcast. I'm your host, Jay Lloyd.
Here's where Inspired Spirituality meets Hard Science meets Timeless philosophy meets Humor meets You!

If you watch the news it would seem like armageddon is gedden it's big boy pants on for one more blast from the past of male pattern leadership.
But it's not a done deal, and here on Planet Gearth, we aim to spread the love…
As your host, I'll be guiding us toward a better tomorrow with the help of my ascendant team of masters and disasters. And as a Voice-Actor it works out pretty good, since I'll be channeling all of their voices from deep inside my universal consciousness and vocal cords.

Propelled by a questionable sense of humor, innate joy of life, deep love of nature, wild wonder at the magic in the stars, and a wanderlust for multi-dimensional places to teleport to, to telepathically talk to, unthinkable thinkers, of thoughts humans have never thought of before.

Our mission is to seek out strange new insights, go where no podcast has gone before, here and in galaxies far far away, like to infinity and beyond. And to be pleasant while doing it.

With our rag-tag band of ArchAngels, Fallen Angels, Ascendant Masters, Profits, Ex-Profits, Non-Profits, Alien Overlords, Astrological Aficionados, Channelers, Mediums, Psychics, Spirits, Ghosts, Hosts and more…
we'll mind-meld, like dark chocolate melds to the space between your teeth and gums, with the latest that Science, Philosophy, and Spirituality have to offer, and perhaps more importantly see how they can all finally work together.

Can you feel it?
A massive energetic shift is rocking the planet.
Governments reeling, shifting, and toppling like avalanches with reckless abandon. Tariff Wars tanking global markets bringing fear and loathing to financial systems here, there, and everywhere…even in galaxies far far away, who totally bet on Earth's human foibles.

On top of that, Gaia, our very source of life itself is bringing never-before-seen earthquakes, fires, floods, and extreme weather wreaking its wrath with diabolical destruction. She seems very angry at her human offspring. And really can you blame her? Earth Day was initiated on April, 22nd 1970 in light of several man-made environmental disasters. And 55 years later It sure seems like Malevolent Madmen are still pulling the levers of power.
It's not cool messing with Mother Nature cause Gaia's wrath can easily end mankind's path…

And yet at the same time...

Science & Tech booming
Spirituality booming
Philosophy booming and looming as we strive to understand Mind Bending AI Breakthroughs, Quantum Consciousness, Constant Cosmic Constant Conundrums, Secret Alien Project Managers, Robot Acrobatics, Wild Wisdom from the Ancients, Psychics & Seers soothing our Souls with Spiritual Incarnations, Interdimensional Archangel Teams, Ascendent Masters, Light Workers, Breath Healers, and Near Death Experiencers…
We'll delve into all of that and more...

Are we living in an over-amped world about to blow a fuse…
How long can this last?

Fear not, for this sheer chaos heralds a great awakening...

As the veil of reality is shifting, human consciousness is riding a tidal wave of ever-growing vibrations of ascendance, increasingly reverberating into once in a life-changing transformation.
Know this, it is your thoughts, emotions, and intentions that help fuel the collective energy field, which is now experiencing a profound restructuring as the vibrational frequency of the planet is increasing.

The key to navigating this shift is elevating your conscious awareness… what you focus on you amplify…we are the creators of our own vibrations...
Simple…
Create love instead of hate, inspiration, and joy, instead of fear and loathing… this is all it takes to change the world, a groundswell of rising good vibrations, ushering a new epoch of peace, love, and understanding.
What's so funny about that?

If you like, subscribe, and listen, together, we'll try and find out with a sense of wonder and humor, for humor is one of the best ways to deal with sheer chaos!

What are vibrations? How can we raise them? What discoveries are on the horizon? Can we make bacteria that eats all the plastic pollution we've created? Are Quantum Fields more Conscious of us than we are of them? Can any setback be reversed by simply staying positive, accepting, and learning from it?

Imagine if it were true, and that simple, that our individual positive energy can actually impact all of society at large in ways never before realized…

That, simply not taking the bait and falling into fear and anger and just being penetratingly positive, kind, and caring could usher in a new age of abundance for all, not just the few, but the many.

People who fiercely focus on winning fame and money may find some fame and some money but do not usually find true happiness. Only love of self and others can find a happy face in the mirror.

On Planet Gearth we believe, Let go of your fears. Let go of your ego and raise your vibrations to embrace the universal consciousness that powers all things. Once you tune into the flow of universal energy you will come into synchronicity with a higher level of vibrational existence.
Not woo woo but who knew?

Let go of your cynicism and let's get positive!
Get on board Planet Gearth: The Bulging Consciousness Podcast.
Here we make evolving fun!
Now is the Time…
Here is the Place...
This is the Way...

Life is a series of 50/50 questions,
that are, 100 percent impossible to answer...
Together, we'll take our best shot
Learn. Pivot
Take our best shot.
Learn. Pivot
And so it goes...
I will not be selling you anything except love and expanding our consciousness together until it bulges into the next dimension.
I am not a Guru, Channeler, Psychic, or expert in any dimension.
I'm just an intuitive guy who loves life and would like to make it better for all of us.

I'll introduce more of my Dimension Ascension Galactic Team in our round table segment coming up after a very special interview in our premiere episode.
To kick off the festivities, our premiere episode goes back over 350 years in time to find a 17th Century Philosopher who as mentioned, was so far ahead of his time… he's here tonight!
Dutch philosopher, Benidict de Spinoza!
His ideas and notions got him labeled as a heretic in his time but he has subsequently influenced some of the greatest philosophers and thinkers of all time.
When asked if he believed in God. Einstein famously quipped. I believe in Spinoza's God. And Einstein was no dummy.
So, tune in, listen up, and experience the emergence of Planet Gearth: The Bulging Consciousness Podcast.
(New logo to come)

A production of Sightgag Studios, LLC, © all rights reserved.

  • 20 episodes
  • Updated May 24

Episodes20

  • May 24 · 27 min

    NEW WORLD ORDER DISCLOSED! (by New World Otter)

    The New World Order is here! Disclosure day just happened. The Aliens finally landed and took control of the world from Humanity! Then they handed it over to Ollie the Otter, Chief Harmonizer of the New World Order! Find out all about it in this new episode of Planet Gearth: The Bulging Consciousness Podcast, the official Podcast of Higher Consciousness. Hear the Alien Announcement from Gil the Alien, who talks through his Gills. And meet our new Leader Ollie the Otter, in an exclusive interview with Jay! Enjoy your new world!

  • Oct 23, 2025 · 59 min

    3I/ATLAS SPEAKS - ANCIENT WISDOM REVEALED - INTERSTELLAR DEITY INTERVIEW!

    Greetings Gearthlings! Planet Gearth goes where no Podcast has gone before. Jay and Cool Jay (who is 40% cooler than regular Jay and lives in a parallel universe) interview and channel the Interstellar Diety currently hurtling through our Solar System on 3I/Atlas. Hermes Trismegistus a.k.a. Thoth returns from roaming the universe to bring the ancient wisdom the people of Earth so desperately need to remember and embody right now! Sit back and take in the profound intelligence that can change the world, one heart at a time! Do a deep dive into the 7 Principles of Hermetic Wisdom! Epiphanies - Revelations - Innate Wisdom - And some Smiles along the way... Enjoy, Subscribe & Share the Wisdom, Love & light & Laughs! Research aided by Google Gemini 2.5. © Sightgag Studios, LLC - All Rights Reserved.

  • Jun 28, 2025 · 48 min

    BREAKING NEWS: HEAVEN IS A DUMP! Plus The Unified Theory of Every Being

    Planet Gearth: Ep 2 Premiere! Where Science meets Spirituality meets Philosophy meets Humor meets you! Breaking News! HEAVEN IS A DUMP! Plus, The Unified Theory of Every Being. We have more in common than politicians want you to think. A production of, Sightgag Studios, LLC. © All Rights Reserved.

  • Apr 16, 2025 · 1 hr 11 min

    Planet Gearth: The Bulging Consciousness Podcast Premiere!

    Greetings Gearthlings… Welcome aboard Planet Gearth: The Bulging Consciousness Podcast. I'm your host, Jay Lloyd. Here's where Inspired Spirituality meets Hard Science meets Timeless philosophy meets Humor meets You! For our premiere episode, we'll take a deep delve into Philosophy with a very special, miraculous even, interview with a 17th Century Philosopher who was so far ahead of his time… He's here tonight! Benedict De Spinoza! His ideas and notions got him labeled as a heretic in his time but he has subsequently influenced some of the greatest philosophers and thinkers of all time. When Einstein was asked if he believed in God. He famously replied, "I believe in Spinoza's God." We'll find out from Spinoza himself his famous reasoning on God and Nature, plus we'll get his current thoughts on how Quantum Consciousness theories of today mesch with his theories from 350 years ago in a fascinating and educational discussion. After the interview, I'll introduce my Dimension Ascension Galactic Team for our Half-Cocked Galactic Round Table Segment, where we'll discuss the interview and other hot topics of the day. With our Rag-Tag band of ArchAngels, Fallen Angels, Ascendant Masters, Profits, Ex-Profits, Non-Profits, Alien Overlords, Astrological Aficionados, Channelers, mediums, psychics, Spirits, Ghosts, Hosts and more…we'll mind-meld, like dark chocolate melds to the space between your teeth and gums, with the latest that Science, Philosophy and Spirituality have to offer, and perhaps more importantly see how they can all finally work together. As your host, I'll be guiding us toward a better tomorrow with the help of my ascendant team of masters and disasters. And as a Voice-Actor it works out pretty good, since I'll be channeling all of their voices from deep inside my universal consciousness and vocal cords. Join our Dimension Ascension podcast where we aim to beat up toxic masculinity, figuratively, fight environmental destruction, literally, divide the dividers, and with a little luck, help raise our vibrations and find the enlightenment that unites the world. Life is a series of 50/50 questions, that are 100 percent impossible to answer. Together, we'll take our best shot Learn. Pivot Take our best shot. Learn. Pivot And so it goes Please Listen then Like, Subscribe, and Get on board Planet Gearth: The Bulging Consciousness Podcast. Here we make evolving fun! Now is the Time… Here is the Place This is the Way Note: Google's AI Studio was used in the research for the interview with this imagined version of Benedict De Spinoza if he were able to be interviewed in person today. Happy to provide a more detailed list of research materials used by Google's AI Studio upon request. Planet Gearth; The Bulging Consciousness Podcast is a production of Sightgag Studios, LLC © All Rights Reserved

  • Jan 9, 2024 · 1 hr 1 min

    STUPID FUNNY VOICES: How To Do What No One Else Is Doing.

    Welcome to the full hour-long Premiere of... STUPID FUNNY VOICES EP 6! HOW TO DO WHAT NO ONE ELSE IS DOING! Episode details: Cecil & Da Cyst open tease Intro with hosts Dr. Von Zoitz and Abe The Premiere of the new Game Show: LIVING IN THE FOURTH WALL New Episode of ANTIQUES VOICESHOW The Galactic and World Premiere of CECIL & DA CYST Dr. Woot Woot's Bedtime Story: THE THREE BEARS Final thoughts and goodbyes, for now... PLEASE LIKE, REVIEW AND SHARE WITH ALL YOUR BEST FRIENDS, GOOD FRIENDS, FRENEMIES, FOLLOWERS & ALL!

  • Oct 29, 2023 · 37 min

    STUPID FUNNY VOICES PREMIERE! Store Manager Special! All Voices Must Go!

    In this episode: The Bug Returns Open Tease. Store Manager Song! Cecil & Da Cyst Opening Theme Song Antiques Voice Show Premiere Somebody Read Something Bedtime Story: The Emporers New Clothes. Voices chatter and say goodbye. Bug song recommendation. Robert Loggia sign off Thanks for listening © Sightgag Studios, LLC All Rights Reserved.

  • Sep 23, 2023 · 43 min

    STUPID FUNNY VOICES S1E4, THE HYPNOTIZED, SUPERSIZED FALL PREMIERE!

    STUPID FUNNY VOICES EPISODE 4 SHOW RUNDOWN! Top 10 things that happen in this episode: Dr. Von Zoitz welcomes you, then he hypnotizes you. Abe and Slappy help explain why. The premiere of the new song, MOBILE PUPPY! Slappy reacts, then intros a new segment. The voices in Jay's head search for new voices. (Who they find may amuse you.) Fall Premiere of the hit show BARRICADE, Starring Bolt Barracuda! Sir Woot Woot reads you the classic bedtime story Jack and the Beanstalk, in our SOMEBODY READ SOMETHING segment! Sir Woot Woot comments on the story. Dr. Von Zoitz begins to sign off when confronted by Abe about rising tensions among the other voices. Dr. Von Zoitz then hypnotizes some of the other voices in Jay's head and makes them do things. Thank you for listening, sharing, and our most important wish, enjoying and laughing! Sincerely, The Voices in Jay's Head.

  • Aug 11, 2023 · 36 min

    STUPID FUNNY VOICES E3 PREMIERE - MOCK ON! NFL Mock Fantasy Draft Live! Moliere Mocking too!

    Stupid Funny Videos Episode 3 Rundown :) Sir Woot Woot short intro What if Bob Dylan was upbeat and positively in love song. Abe does an expert live (at the time) Fantasy Football mock draft on FantasyPros Website. Game Demo Reel Somebody read something: Moliere's The Misanthrope. Act 1. Performed by Sir Woot Woot and Dr. Von Zoitz's brother, Stuart. Wrap up, thanks, and share, please! © Sightgag Studios, LLC All Rights Reserved

  • Jul 14, 2023 · 31 min

    STUPID FUNNY VOICES S1E2 PREMIERE! The Unified Theory of Everything +

    In order of appearance: THE UNIFIED THEORY OF EVERYTHING SONG BOLT BARRICUDA STARS AS BOLT BARRICADE IN, BARRICADE! (FOURTH WALL BLOWOUT EPISODE!) THE KEYWORD TO QUANTUM PHYSICS WALT WHITMAN POETRY READINGS CONFESSIONS OF A MANSPLAINER EXPLOSIONS, EPIPHANIES, AND EVERYTHING FOR YOUR EARS ONLY. © Sightgag Studios, LLC - All Rights Reserved

  • May 30, 2023 · 32 min

    Stupid Funny Voices S1 PREMIERE! The Voice Revolution Starts Now!

    The Voice Theater Revolution Begins! The animated voices in Jay's head revolt and take control of the podcast. UPFRONT & NEW FRONT - HEAR ALL ABOUT THEIRNEW SHOWS THIS SEASON Listen to an "Act-off" for the ages and find out what actually happened to Jay. Audio Cartoons! New Segments! Behind the Scenes Stories! This is the silly revolution the world needs right now! Signed - The Voices in Jay's head. P.S. Jay says, help! Breaking: The voices just changed the name of the podcast to STUPID FUNNY VOICES in STRANGE SITUATIONS!

  • Aug 25, 2022 · 44 min

    Jay Talks Funny's Fantasy Football Draft Special!

    The voices in Jay's head compete, head to head in a draft room battle for the ages. Each unique voice and personality picks a team that is graded by a draft wizard. Only one can win! Will it be Dr. Von Zoitz, Slappy the Sloth, It All Started With Abe, Underwater Alien, or Death himself? Find out in this Fantasy Football Podcast unlike any other! The characters in Jay's head may not be real but the Fantasy Football information is, and it just might help you win your draft! And, you just might get a laugh - but if not you'll definitely get away from reality for a while! Thanks for checking it out if you can!

  • Jun 27, 2022 · 35 min

    JTF'S NOTION DETECTOR Game Show E3 Premiere!

    The Jay Talks Funny Podcast Presents NOTION DETECTOR E3 The Audio Only Game Show For Your Imagination! THE BEST & THE WORST EP YET! Learn Where Lies the Truth & Where the Truth Lies... A Production of Sightgag Studios, LLC. All Rights Reserved.

  • Jun 9, 2022 · 36 min

    JTF Presents Notion Detector E2!

    Jay Talks Funny presents the Audio Game Show for your imagination, Notion Detector! Episode 2 features: 100% more music! 38% More SFX! 26% more Imagination! 7% More stupid! (It was already pretty silly) Join Jay, Dr. Von Zoitz, Slappy the Sloth, It all started with Abe, Death and Underwater Alien, Gill for 3 rounds of improved something!

  • May 21, 2022 · 46 min

    JTF - Notion Detector Game Show Premiere!

    Jay Talks Funny presents the World Premiere of the Audio Only Game Show for your Imagination, Notion Detector! The show stars Jay and the voices in his head, Dr. Von Zoitz, It All Started with Abe & Slappy the Sloth. Also featuring Gill the Underwater Alien and Death as special guests. Open your mind and ears for a Game Show unlike any other! Btw ep.7 not 2! Sightgag Studios, LLC All Rights Reserved

  • Nov 16, 2021 · 1 hr 3 min

    Song Parody Savant Ron Mulligan Returns to JTF!

    Brilliant, funny, clever! If you like these adjectives in your song parodies, you've come to the right podcast episode! Ron Mulligan returns with a jam-packed hour of amazing song parodies. Learn what makes him love doing them, who influenced him, and glean insight into his world through his songs! It's can't miss this all-new episode of Jay Talks Funny! Thank you, Ron!

  • Oct 23, 2021 · 30 min

    JTF - Christos Kalogirou Interview

    Talented Author Christos Kalogirou joins Jay for a fun and interesting discussion about his new book, "Wild Dogs: An Adventure in Adolescence." In the book, Christos gives us insightful, dynamic, and crisply written tales of crossing the line time and time again until he became legendary. This is a totally relatable, funny book full of vivid tales of the extremes of his youth and the repercussions and redemption that followed. Join us won't you for a listen as he talks about his process and his life now.

  • Jul 17, 2021 · 40 min

    Jay Talks Funny S2E4 - Comeuppance Comes Now!

    Jay has a wild and revealing interview with the one and only Comeuppance! The first-ever interview with perhaps the most powerful and delicious form of Justice on Earth!

  • Jun 22, 2021 · 1 hr 4 min

    Jay Talks Funny S2E3 Int w/Dr.Pat!

    Jay talks with best-selling author Dr. Patricia Boulogne about many things, including her book, "Why Are You Sick, Fat and Tired?" From how the gut affects the brain to how mindfulness is the first step to change, Dr. Pat and Jay take a deep dive into some deep wisdom! Dr. Pat links! https://www.linkedin.com/in/drpatboulogne/ https://www.healthteamnetwork.com https://www.instagram.com/drpatboulogne/ getbook.at/SickFatAndTired

  • Jun 3, 2021 · 25 min

    Jay Talks Funny about toxic masculinity

    Jay weaves stream of consciousness into a theme about toxic masculinity. Travel back in time to the first FRED talk about grunting vs. words. Hear Jay's Jerry Lewis encounter. Find out what God told Jay. They'll be lists, songs, tangents, wisdom, stupidity & a tease about the next ep's interview guest!

  • May 15, 2021 · 36 min

    Jay Talks Funny S2 PREMIERE!

    Jay's back and talking backwards and looking forwards in this Season 2 Premiere Episode. We'll discuss how I can say words backwards instantaneously and talk about all this season has to offer, like - notions, humor, insight, stories, interviews, both real and imagined plus much more! It's great to be back. I missed you!