Not In Front of the Kids

FUBAR Radio

Love Island brought them together. Parenthood has been trying to tear them apart ever since.

Join Nathan Massey and Cara De La Hoyde Massey as they dive headfirst into the beautiful, exhausting and completely unhinged reality of raising a family, where sleep is a luxury, romance is a distant memory and every day brings a new argument over whose turn it is to do bedtime.

Each week they tackle the arguments, disasters, questionable parenting decisions and moments of pure madness that every parent knows all too well, but few are willing to admit.

With celebrity guests, outrageous parenting stories and brutally honest conversations, this is the parenting podcast for everyone who's just trying to survive.

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7 episodes
Updated Wednesday
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Episodes7

Newest first

Wednesday · 49 min
The INSANE True Story of How Nathan Was Nearly Abducted as a Kid By A Trafficker!
Nathan was almost kidnapped from a supermarket as a child. It's one of those family stories that sounds completely made up... except it isn't. Before recording, Nathan and Cara also have a blazing row in public that ends with Nathan buying Cara a gift just to get back in her good books. Then it's onto one of parenting's biggest challenges: discipline. Do parents secretly believe their children can do no wrong? Nathan and Cara certainly don
July 23 · 49 min
Our Biggest On-Air Fight Yet! - Our Kids Are Addicted to Their PlayStation and We Don't Know What to Do
Heads up - we've never gone at each other like this on air before, so brace yourselves for a lot of tension right off the back! Then we get into the big topic: screentime and social media! How much screen time is actually too much? Is the iPad a genius parenting tool or a quiet admission of defeat? And what do you say when your child asks why they're not on your Instagram when literally every other kid in their class is? We are also getting into the messy s
July 16 · 48 min
Swearing In Front of the Kids, AirTags in School Bags and Why Nobody in This House Is Sleeping
Nathan's been to Ibiza, nobody in the house has slept properly, and Cara still doesn't have access to his location on Find My Friends. This week on <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.instagram.com/notinfrontofthekidsfubar/">Not In Front Of The Kids</a>, Nathan Massey and Cara De La Hoyde-Massey are getting into sleep - the thing every parent is desperate for and nobody is actually getting enough of. Co-sleeping: genuinely dangerous or the
July 9 · 49 min
Should You Let Your Child Go Hungry If They Refuse Dinner? The Nightmare of Food and Fussy Eaters
Nathan's clothes have been sat in the same pile for a week, the Kärcher is still blocking the kitchen, and apparently cleaning the car is now a love language. Is there really such a thing as men's jobs and women's jobs, or is someone just getting away with doing less? Then it's onto one of parenting's biggest battlegrounds – food. Should children eat what's put in front of them, or are parents making life harder by cooking three different dinners every nigh
July 2 · 48 min
I'm Going To Ibiza While My Wife Takes Our Kids To Disneyland Alone - Episode One And We're Already Fighting
Fair warning - this is the first episode and they are already fighting! How could Nathan think jetting off to Ibiza on a stag do and leaving Cara alone in Disneyland with the kids was going to go down well? Buckle up. We are kicking off with something that is genuinely causing tension in the house right now - holidays. Specifically, can you actually relax on holiday when the kids come with you, or is it just parenting in a different postcode? Is it selfish to go on holiday wi
June 29 · 7 min
Love Island stars Cara and Nathan may still love each other, but hide it well in this unhinged parenting show. Listen now! Launches 2pm, 2 July 2026 on FUBAR Radio
Think of this as your warning. Before Not In Front Of The Kids launches, we've stitched together some of Nathan and Cara's most outrageous disagreements, biggest parenting debates and funniest moments. What happens when two former Love Islanders have kids, run out of sleep and stick microphones in front of themselves? Find out in this exclusive first listen, as you get a taste of the beautiful chaos. Make sure you subscri
June 29 · 5 min
LAUNCHING 2ND JULY! Not In Front Of The Kids with Love Islanders Cara and Nathan, on FUBAR Radio, SUBSCRIBE NOW!
Love Island brought them together. Parenthood has been trying to tear them apart ever since. Join Nathan Massey and Cara De La Hoyde as they dive headfirst into the beautiful, exhausting and completely unhinged reality of raising a family, where sleep is a luxury, romance is a distant memory and every day brings a new argument over whose turn it is to do bedtime. Each week they tackle the arguments, disasters, questionable parenting decisions and moments of p

Not In Front of the Kids

The INSANE True Story of How Nathan Was Nearly Abducted as a Kid By A Trafficker!

Our Biggest On-Air Fight Yet! - Our Kids Are Addicted to Their PlayStation and We Don't Know What to Do

Swearing In Front of the Kids, AirTags in School Bags and Why Nobody in This House Is Sleeping

Should You Let Your Child Go Hungry If They Refuse Dinner? The Nightmare of Food and Fussy Eaters

I'm Going To Ibiza While My Wife Takes Our Kids To Disneyland Alone - Episode One And We're Already Fighting

Love Island stars Cara and Nathan may still love each other, but hide it well in this unhinged parenting show. Listen now! Launches 2pm, 2 July 2026 on FUBAR Radio

LAUNCHING 2ND JULY! Not In Front Of The Kids with Love Islanders Cara and Nathan, on FUBAR Radio, SUBSCRIBE NOW!