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Nose Candy

Chloe Coover + Maddie Phinney

A perfume podcast with Maddie Phinney and Chloe Coover.

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • 20 episodes
  • Updated January 16
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Episodes20

  • January 16 · 1 hr 8 min

    Ep 104: Fboy Island

    This week the ladies are incisive and decisive with every finger primed to swipe LEFT, just in time for an episode on fv@kboy perfumes! Maddie and Chloe met up to gag on the frags they’d like to date and the men they love to hate which means: charcoal pencil perfumes, eau de ashtray and the scent of suspicion. Dock your boat at fv@kboy island fragheads, for one underemployed, prematurely balding, and completely delusional ep that’s just our type! Fragrances Discussed: Comme des Garçons EDP Dior Sauvage Encre Noir Black Leather by J Scent Bois D'Ascese by Naomi Goodsir Corpus Equus by Naomi Goodsir Nuit de Bakelite by by Naomi Goodsir Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • January 9 · 59 min

    Ep 103: minimalism

    This week the ladies are cleaning house, paring down, and making room, just in time for an episode all about Minimalist Perfumes! Maddie and Chloe are Marie Kondo-ing their collections in search of the fragrances that do the most by saying the least. Are you interested in smelling like a $3000/ night bathroom? What about an overpriced drug store single scoop? A niche dupe designer imposter? If you like your perfume linear and your art confusing this is one geometric, electric, and positively eccentric episode you won't want to brush off! Fragrances Discussed: The Chateau Marmont Alessandra Candle Aquiesse Mandarin Tea Candle Mrs Meyers Clean Day lemon Verbena Candle Dr Bronners Citrus Jacomo de Jacomo Angel by Mugler Hypermusc by Courreges Celine Black Tie Dries Van Noten Mystic Moss Correges Second Peau Courreges L’eau de Liesse Courreges Le Messager Bruno Acampora Musc CK One by Calvin Klein Perfect Veil Sarah Horowitz Zing by Andrea Maack Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Dec 19, 2025 · 1 hr 27 min

    Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 17 (aka Ep 102): Nose Candy Wrapped 2025

    It’s that time again! The ladies are facing the music and bringing you their Nose Candy Wrapped, ie the ten frags they wore on repeat in 2025. Some of the gals’ all-time favorite perfumers are represented, as well as some unexpected entries, including a grocery store find and a perfume that arrived by way of the Baltic Sea. Whether you want to smell like a rose macaron, a Caliber Collision, or a Hollywood hottie, these are the scents that Maddie and Chloe kept on heavy rotation. Fragrances Discussed: YSL Baby Cat Una tira d’altra by Hilde Soliani Healing Berry by Jorum Studio Boy Smells Doll Skin Citrush by Boy Smells Rose Load by Boy Smells Anna Sui by Anna Sui Vanille Chantilly by Tutti Délices Aldebaran by Marc Antoine Barrois Delina by Parfums de Marly JPG La Belle Attaquer La Soleil by Etat Libre D’Orange Ganymede by Marc Antoine Barrois Garage JMP artisan parfums Comme des Garçons Garage Nosu Been trying to meet you Nosu Sain no more Nosu Hides Centerfold by Hollywood Gifts Horizon Oriza Legrande Perfumer H Dust Warm Bulb by Clue Feuilles de Tabac Miller Harris Heliotrope by Perfumer H Salt by Perfumer H Rose with Insect by Perfumer H Akro Crush Mugler Angel Santa Maria Novella Patchouli Vivienne Westwood Boudoir Jacomo by Jacomo Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Dec 12, 2025 · 1 hr 15 min

    Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 15 (aka Ep 101): Prehistoric Perfume

    This week your ladies are going into the wayback machine for an aeonic episode all about the scent of the stone-age. That means kitty fur fragrances, candied citrus smells, and tar pit perfumes. Maddie is back in LA and Chloe is on full-volume vocal rest but that didn't stop your gals from taking two one-way tickets to the primordial past for an embryonic, tectonic, and mildly psychotic ep you'll want fossilized in amber. Fragrances Discussed Obsession by Calvin Klein Demeter Kitten Fur Mud by Born to Stand Out Theodoros Kalotinis Lemon Tart Akro Bake Lyra by Xerjoff Female Christ by 19-69 Lampblack by Fzotic Coco Mademoiselle Marc Jacobs Daisy Jean Paul Gaultier le Male Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Dec 5, 2025 · 1 hr 11 min

    Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 14 (aka Ep 100): Age Regression

    They're finally done it: your favorite old bags are now officially vintage, reporting live for their 100th episode! That's right it's the Nose Candy Scentennial and Maddie and Chloe are celebrating the occasion with the perfumes that make them feel young again. That means wooden spoon sillage, angel food frags, and a Greta Gerwig gourmand. Do you want to smell like sour milk? What about a lesbian barbie? Drugstore dollar cone? Whether you're spry and supple or crinkled and creaky, these are the itty witty teeny weeny perfumes that make your favorite overgrown babies want to wet their dipees. Fragrances Discussed Baccarat Rouge 540 by Maison Francis Kurkdjian Anna Sui by Anna Sui Boy Smells Doll Skin Delizia di Marshmallow by Kyse Cocco alla Vaniglia by Kyse Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Nov 28, 2025 · 1 hr 13 min

    Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 13 (aka Ep 99): Bimbo Summit

    G’day fragolinis. This week the gals are choking down a spoon full of dumb bitch medicine for an episode all about bimbo perfumers! With Maddie reporting live from the UK, the ladies might be podding across the pond, but they’re still putting their last remaining brains cells together to sniff through their favorite scent: eau de airhead. That means waffle crisp frags, chlorine cup cakes, cannabis accords, and of course: the scent of shame. Whether you’re a foreskin fan, a Mrs. Butterworths enjoyer, or simply in need of gourmand relief, bottoms up: this deliriously ditzy episode is a liquid lobotomy with no chaser. Fragrances Discussed: Michael Jordan Legend Coffee Addict by Theodoris Kalotinas Akro Smoke Dannam Vietnamese Coffee Pony Boy by Jorum Studio Delulu by Oddity Naked Dance by Oddity Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Nov 21, 2025 · 1 hr 34 min

    Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 12 (aka Ep 98): Extra-verts

    Raise your glass fragheads, this week the gals are ready to mix and mingle for a conversation all about the scents that smell social. That means barnyard perfume, big cat purrjection, bitchy balmy beauties, and goat cheese gourmands. Whether you want a scent that's rude and remarkable, a doll head drydown, or a musk made for mating, these are the pert and primed party-animal perfumes you will not want to leave alone on a Friday night. Fragrances Discussed: Angel by Mugler Female Christ by 19-69 Obsession by Calvin Klein Loulou by Cacharel Santal 33 by Le Labo Doliphor by Marlou Jungle Jezebel by Sarah Baker Joy by Jean Patou Ma Bête by Eris Delta of Venus by Eris Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Nov 14, 2025 · 1 hr 17 min

    Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 11 (aka Ep 97): Eau de Introvert

    This week the ladies are paring down the projection, silencing sillage, and embracing alone time for an episode all about introvert perfumes! Listen in as the gals share the frags they spray when they'd like others to go away. Do you want to smell like wet paper towels? What about an employees-only restroom? Pick me perfume anyone? Whether you're a shy Sally, timid Timothee, or a bashful Bryn, this episode is a scented solo social hour that you will not want to call off! Fragrances Discussed: Totally White 126 Parle Moi de Parfum Akro Night L'Eau de Boot by Boot Boys and UFO Parfums Relique d’Amour by Oriza L LeGrande Kiehl's Original Musk Serge Lutens Nuit de Cellophane Angel by Mugler Light Blue by D&G Velvet Iris by Essential Parfums Gap Dream Osmo Andrea Maack Sex and the Sea by Francesca Bianchi Megamare by Orto Parisi Ghost in the Shell by Etat Libre D'Orange Akro Crush Eau de Protection by Etat Libre D'Orange Attaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'Orange Rien by Etat Libre D'Orange Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Oct 31, 2025 · 1 hr 29 min

    Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 10 (aka Ep 96): Dangling Carrots

    This week your favorite peas in a pod are passing hot potatoes and spilling all the beans for a farm-fresh, wild-foraged, and picked-plump episode all about vegetable perfumes! Listen as these two lettuce ladies turnip the beet, sling back their wheatgrass and stew in their own juices while they discuss 80s body-builder frags, electric ambers, performance art perfumes and smoothie scents. Want to know the gals’ top three veg? What about their most unhinged kitchen confessions? Casually curious about what a zucchini tastes like? If you’re ready to peel back the layers and get to the heart of the artichoke, this is a juicy, crunchy, earthy, and unfiltered episode you won’t want to miss! Fragrances Discussed: Comme des Garçons Rouge Comme des Garçons Original Stecca by Hilde Soliani Pluck by Jorum Studio Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Oct 24, 2025 · 1 hr 26 min

    Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 9 (aka Ep 95): Thrift Shop

    Bonjour my little penny pinchers! This week the ladies are socking away their shekels and making a dollar holler for an episode all about the scent of the shrift store! That means everything from old lady breath to eau de Depop to soggy sweaters and Millenial musk. Want to smell like a stewardess perfume? What about a mentos tin? Weed and guava anyone? If you think Maddie and Chloe don't know their way around a bargain bin, think again: these two are rolling up their sleeves, pouring up their cold brews, and hitting the racks for a musty, dusty, and mildly disgusty episode you will not want to miss! Fragrances Discussed: Poeme by Lancome J'Adore Dior Rogue Perfumery Jasmin Antique Black Afghano by Nassomatto Loulou by Cacharel Obsession by Calvin Klein L'Air du Temps by Nina Ricci Lady Stetson Mitsuko by Guerlain Halston by Halson Rien by Etat Libre D'Orange Phlur Vanilla Skin Revlon Ciara Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Oct 17, 2025 · 1 hr 32 min

    Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 8 (aka Ep 94): bamBOOZEle'd

    Who’s thirsty? This week your gals are ditzy, frisky, and absolutely tipsy off an episode all about booze perfumes. It’s a bad day to be a beer at Nose Candy HQ, where the ladies are covering everything from wet ashtrays to pumpkin spice season to powdery patchouli perfection. What do you get when you mix a gay guy open bar and a fresh nipple piercing? Paint thinner Negronis of course! Get ready to pour one up, take one back, and tie one on and because this is an episode that you certainly won’t remember about perfumes you’ll never forget. Fragrances Discussed: Centerfold by Hollywood Gifts Black Tie by Celine Angel by Mugler Sex and the Sea Francesca Bianchi Oriza LeGrande Horizon Delina by Parfums de Marley Pink Sugar Ariana Grande Cloud Relique d’Amour by Oriza LeGrand Héliotrope by Oriza LeGrand YSL Back Opium Drunk Saffron Born to Stand Out Be my Cookie Born to Stand Out Dirty Milk Born to Stand Out Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Oct 3, 2025 · 1 hr 11 min

    Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 7 (aka Ep 93): The 1st Annual Big Beautiful Bottle Beauty Pageant

    This week the ladies are finally(?) judging a book by its over in a no-holds-barred full bottle beauty pageant. That means fancy flacons, camp containers, and sculptural spritzers in every category. Whether you choose yours for a hint of heritage, a Canva-core campaign, or a delicate diffusion of drag, the ladies are the declaring the big beautiful bottle winners you won’t want to wait for. Fragrances Discussed: Oriza Legrand Héliotrope Oriza Legrand Horizon MDCI Invasion Barbare MDCI Blue Satin L'Officine Universelle Buly Eau Triple Al Kassir Trudon II Kyse Delizia di Marshmallow Hilde Soliani Orgasmo Olympic Orchids Night Flyer Clue Warm Bulb Strangers Cachouli Jorum Studio Pony Body Jorum Studio Gorseland Jorum Studio Rose Highland Jorum Studio Healing Berry Slumberhouse Baque Universal Flowering Fig Leaf Kyse Oui Plus Kyse Gateau de Carnevale Dali Laguna Lolitaland by Lolita Lempika Nasomatto Blamage Nina Ricci l’Air du Temps Filippo Sorcinelli Slightly B!tch Altra Stone Cold Heart Neandertal Us Kenzo Flower Gaultier Classique YSL Rive Gauche Angel by Mugler Costume National Supergloss Estée Lauder Youth Dew Aromatics Elixir by Clinique Paloma Picasso Comme des Garçons Ck One Acne Studios par Frédéric Malle Obsession by Calvin Klein The Different Company Osmanthus Delina by Parfums de Marly Basilica by Milano Fragranze Andrea Maack Coven Centerfold by Hollywood Gifts Tocade by Rochas Tocadily by Rochas Hexensalbe by Stora Skuggen Pine by Stora Skuggen Fracas by Piguet Britney Spears Fantasy Serge Lutens Ecrin de Fumée J’Adore Dior Corrèges Hypermusc Bruno Acampora Musc Jovoy Psychedelique Dries van Noten Fleur du Mal Demeter Snow Drakkar Noir Zoologist Rabbit Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Sep 26, 2025 · 1 hr 48 min

    Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 6 (aka Ep 92): Daily Wear (and Tear!)

    When you love so many frags it's hard to choose favorites, but this week Maddie and Chloe are offering a peek into their inner psyches so share the frags they reach for most often and the surprising reasons why they tear. With so many scents in their collections, learn whether the ladies want to smell like a rim job, The Jersey Shore, credit cards, vaniglia, white girl saffron, or perfume that doesn't smell like perfume. Whether you're a straight guy in a crop top, an extra in an indie film, or a smoker who doesn't wash her clothes, this episode will form the cornerstone of your daily fragrance alimentation and offer insight into how the ladies REALLY want to smell; do not skip it! Perfumes Discussed: Hwyl Aesop CDG Original Attaquer le Soleil by Etat Libre D'Orange Arabian Tonka by Montale Molecule 01 by Escentric Molecules Super Cedar by Byredo Dior Sauvage Drakkar Noir by Guy Leroche Hot Cotton by Baruti Angel by Mugler Fragola Solata by Hilde Soliani Warm Bulb by Clue Comme Des Garcons Accident Radish Vetiver Anarchist A- by Toscovat The Sexiest Scent on the Planet. Ever. (IMHO) by 4160 Tuesdays Jeroboam Oriento Andrea Maack Entrance Andrea Maack Pavilion Andrea Maack Jest Andrea Maack Muse Andrea Maack Neon Veil Acne Studios par Frederic Malle Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Sep 19, 2025 · 1 hr 26 min

    Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 5 (aka Ep 91): Forbidden Froot

    Coucou mes bananes! This week Maddie and Chloe are upsetting the apple cart and sucking on sour grapes to bring you a jam packed episode all about fruit perfumes! Dive with them into the punch bowl as they cherry pick their favorites to arrive at the core of what makes these froot frags so freaking fresh. Whether you're here for seedy scents, juicy coochie, or just the gals' top 5 fruits in the fridge, this is one finger-banging, life-changing, low-hanging episode you won't want to die on the vine! Fragrances Discussed: Insolence by Guerlain Nuit de Cellophane by Serge Lutens Écrin de Fumée by Serge Lutens La Religieuse by Serge Lutens Fleur d'Oranger by Serge Lutens Una Tira l'Altra by Hilde Soliani Fraaagola Saalaaata by Hilde Soliani Eau de Protection by Etat Libre D'Orange Rose of No Man's Land by Byredo Pavilion by Andrea Maack Supergloss by Costume National Gloss by Costume National Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Sep 5, 2025 · 1 hr 30 min

    Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 4 (aka Ep 90): Crash Out

    Bonjour mes chéries, mes amis, et mes enbies! If you thought it was time to cash out, dash out, or lash out, think again: it’s crash out o’clock at Nose Candy HQ, where Maddie and Chloe are sharing the frags they spritz when they’re losing grip. These two are hailing a cab at the intersection of green and creamy to offer a shot of Juul juice, a sniff of lube perfumes, a sip of Crystal Light, and a spray of seafaring sex to prime your crash out pump. Want to smell like a horse girl glow-up? What about a gang bang baron? A Manson Family mistress? Whether you're going insane or need a hole in which to drain, these two are slamming, spamming, and goddamning for an unraveled and unrivaled ep you will not want to miss! Fragrances Discussed: Yves Saint Laurent Rive Gauche Sex and the Sea Francesca Bianchi Gap Dream Anna Sui by Anna Sui Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Aug 29, 2025 · 1 hr 14 min

    Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 3 (aka Ep 89): Tote Bag Frags

    This week your ladies are carrying the whole world on their shoulders, ready to unpack a nomadic network of tote bag frags! The journey from LA to Marseille is a long one, and Maddie and Chloe are sharing the perfumes they wouldn't leave home without whether they're out OR about. Looking to smell like envelope glue? What about hide and seek perfume? Something to spray away that not-so-fresh feeling? Whether you carry it on your left or your right or want to go day-to-night these are the adorable, unignorable, and perfectly transportable scents that answer the question: what's in her bag? Fragrances Discussed: Tocade by Rochas Andrea Maack Craft YSL Rive Gauche Mugler Angel Aldebaran by Marc Antoine Barrois Centerfold by Hollywood Gifts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Aug 22, 2025 · 1 hr 8 min

    Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 2 (aka Ep 88): Pump It Up!

    This week your girls are sweaty, stiff, and sore in alllll the right places just in time for an ep about exercise perfumes! Maddie and Chloe are Squnging Towards Bethlehem (and the Glendale Galleria) on the hunt for weight gain frags, Icy Hot perfumes, and duty free drydowns. Whether you're here for a jaw workout, a labdanum lobotomy, or the scent of anonymised hair, the ladies are taking the zest and leaving the rest for a pulsing, pert, and perky episode you will not want to postpone! ** This episode is dedicated to perfumer Mary Behlar of Bourbon French Perfumes, may she rest in peace. If you don't yet own a bottle of her stunning patchouli, get thee to neworleansperfume.com to support this family-owned brand. ** Fragrances Discussed: Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre D'Orange Fantomas by Nasomatto Orto Parisi Seminalis Bourbon French Parfums Patchouli Jovoy Psychedelique Serge Lutens Bornéo 1834 Dolce and Gabbana Light Blue Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Aug 14, 2025 · 1 hr 37 min

    Bon Bon Au Nez Ep 1 (aka Ep 87): The French Connection

    Bonjour mes petits sniffies. The Nose Candy gals are back in the scented saddle with Chloe stationed in LA and Maddie reporting live from Marseille! Oceans away but ready to spray, the gals are talking jet lag, checked bags, and red flags, to bring you an episode dressed in head-to-toe Jacquemus. Want to smell like a dead butterfly? What about the ghost of Samantha Jones? Payless perfume anyone? Whether you're on a Eurotrip, in a domestic partnership or slowly losing your grip, your sunscreen-scented IV drip of Nose Candy Intl. is ready to be administered! Curious about what your gals have been up to on hiatus? Preorder Maddie's sold out perfume Centerfold for Hollywood Gifts, and keep your eyes out for Chloe's debut solo album Social Butterfly, coming soon! Fragrances Discussed: Baccarat Rouge 540 Andrea Maack Muse Britney Spears Curious Paris Hilton Eau de Parfum Escada Tropical Punch Escada Sunset Heat Youth Dew by Estee Lauder La Religieuse by Serge Lutens Fils de Joie by Serge Lutens Ariana Grande Cloud Nishane Fan Your Flames X Magma Andrea Maack Zing Andrea Maack The Different Company Osmanthus Delina Parfums de Marly Love is Coming Chapter II by The Different Company Jorum Studio Pluck! Terre d'Hermes by Hermes Heaven Can Wait by Frederic Malle Declaration by Cartier Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • May 23, 2025 · 12 min

    SCENT SWAP JUNE 1st 2025 - BE THERE OR BE SQUARE

    Guess what? Your gals picked up the ol' podcast equipment once more to implore the divas near and far to get yer tickets NOW for this summer's hottest fragrance event! Our 2025 Murmurs Scent Swap takes place June 1st from 6-9. Bring a 50% full bottle of a perfume you'd like to part with and get automatically entered into our raffle, featuring sponsors like Luckyscent, the IAO, HollywoodGifts, James Veloria, and the queen herself, Hilde Soliani (among many, many others!) Don't wait to get your tickets...they're going fast and space is limited! BUY TICKETS HERE or at the link in our bio on Instagram (@nosecandypod) We <3 you all and hope you're getting prepped for our return to the old ball and chain (our respective microphones). Muah! See ya on Sunday, June 1st! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Mar 26, 2025 · 1 hr 29 min

    Ep 86: The Nose Candy Hotline (feat. Dan Allegretto)

    They say opinions are like A$$holes: everyone has one. Well you're in luck frag hags because this very special Nose Candy Hotline episode has THREE! That's right, this week Maddie and Chloe are joined by artist, writer, sage advisor, and host of the hilarious podcast Dial Dan, Dan Allegretto! These three armchair experts are rolling up their sleeves, spraying down their wrists, and fastening on their thinking caps to answer your burning fragrance questions. That means everything from office scents to potato perfumes and mall goth musks to discontinuation discontent. Do you want to smell like fomo? What about blind buy regret? A locker room lookie-loo? Clock in, hunker down, and listen up because this episode is peppered with opinions that you should NOT take with a grain of salt! Want even more from genius NYC bestie Dan Allegretto? RUN to patreon.com/dial_dan, follow him on insta @dan_allegretto and twitter @dan_allegretto! Fragrances Discussed: Clue With The Candlestick Tauer Lonestar Memories Burning Barbershop by DS & Durga Drakkar Noir by Guy LeRoche Coven by Andrea Maack Abercombie Fierce Comme Des Garcons Man 2 Creed Silver Mountain Water Encre Noire à L'Extreme by Lalique Encre Noir by Lalique Kerosene Black Vines Guerlain Insolence Comme des Garcons by Comme des Garcons Van Py Rhum by Lorenzo Pazzaglia Naked Dance by Oddity Elizabeth Arden Sunflowers Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.