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MJ Morning Show on Q105

MJ Morning Show on Q105

The MJ Morning Show is back! Join MJ and the gang weekday mornings from 6 to 10am on Tampa Bay's Q105!

  • 22 episodes
  • Updated Yesterday

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  • Yesterday · 2 hr 55 min

    Best of MJ Morning Show: Tues, 8/4/26: Ridiculous Baby Names

    When cops (of FBI) Raid a house, who pays for the damages? What was found in the mystery safe? Morons in The News What do Employees Steal From Work Ridiculous Baby Names Dear Flabby - Listener Has Overly Generous Co-Worker The First Date Brick Sade Arrested, MJ Called the Courthouse Woman Sues Cruise Line After 14 Tequila Shots Classic Crotchedy - The Carpet Store Men's/Women's Names That Are Turn-Offs Travelers Fake Designer Merchandise Celebrities Who've Gone Broke Half of Americans Carry Spare Underwear Who Falls In Love First, Men or Women? U of Tampa Student Drinking Game in Class Why Should You Do This With New Clothes See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  • Monday · 3 hr 3 min

    Best Of The MJ Morning Show, Mon., 8/3/26: A .523 BAL?

    On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show People Wearing Clothing With Curse Words Love Rat Investigator Pooping Is Good For Your Brain Morons in the news Steaks From A Parking Lot Dietitians Say Stop Eating These Foods Hotel Fee For Stained Towels And Sheets 28 Miracles at 35,000 Feet 2 Bay Area Stories - GPS Tracker Creep & DUI .523 BAL Did this mother's punishment go to far Woman's Sister wants her to change her dog's name Plaid Verification Notice Sandwiches that have gone away 2 Teacher Of The Year Candidates Fester VS MJ - Who found the Wendy's T-Rex First? America's Favorite Movie HR Wants Proof Of Father Dying How Fester Got Free Food For A YEAR No Inheritance For My Idiot Kids Three Foods Banned In Other Countries Fester Cuffed In Michigan Story See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  • Friday · 3 hr 2 min

    Best Of The MJ Morning Show, Fri., 7/31/26: What's Your Bucket List Item That's Illegal? Also, The Classic Crotchety Elevator

    On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show: MJ: Instagram comments Bucket List - Illegal stuff to do Morons in the news Some people are addicted to lip balm Needoh toys... the annoying trend Dear Flabby: Single man looking for love Lottery winner used license plate on car that cut him off Tan lines are a turn-on for some Wha's the latest social trend Powerball winner arrested in St. Pete Crotchety Elevator Collecting Jellycats Gen Z's don't know how to change a light bulb You don't always look your best at work 5 hour person See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  • Thursday · 3 hr 3 min

    BEST OF MJ Morning Show, Thurs., 7/30/26: Would You Sail On A Ship Named 'Titanic 2'?

    On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show: Be careful with lithium batteries Crazy moving day confessions Morons in the news Wedding traditions that are outdated Specialty plate situation in Florida Don't drink water on planes Professor sends letter about Fester's health MJ fraud again What do you know about redheads Would you sail on the Titanic 2? Traits of people who hold doors for strangers How can you tell she's just not into you? MJ's kleptomaniac listeners Fester's story: The swinger at the podiatrist's office Pineapple in eggs Concert economics Stuff Goodwill won't take See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  • July 29 · 3 hr 2 min

    MJ Morning Show, Wed., 7/29/26: Dear Flabby... From Someone Who Should Have Left The Gun Where It Was

    On today's MJ Morning Show: Why is Fester so late? A missle on Mars? Morons in the news McDonald's lawsuit Cracker Barrel CEO resigns $800 Million Powerball winner in Florida MJ's latest scam e-mail and text Dear Flabby: When you find this on a pile of mail, don't touch it Woman on cruise scratched foot using a fork Singer walked off stage after 3 songs Delivery is being used more by younger generations "Strategic wrinkles' "Ferritin face" low levels of a mineral Why are American's purchasing 40% less produce? A blind man buys a car... Note left on a woman's car A visit from a local 'toddler of the year' candidate Mega Millions winning ticket purchased in Bradenton. Listener Matt went in for us to talk to employees. Tony Romo OWI bodycam Sammy Hagar's message to David Lee Roth Bootleg copy of "The Odyssey" briefly appeared on X See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  • July 28 · 3 hr 3 min

    MJ Morning Show, Tues., 7/28/26: How Long Do You Wait Before Giving That 'Courtesy Honk' In Traffic?

    On today's MJ Morning Show: NFL chatter Morons in the news RV and a flame thrower Request for 'Big Brother' updates from Fester Earthquake in Japan Drunk news radio reporter Fester's Hadley's problem at camp MJ IG video of mail truck Road rage How long do you sit behind someone in traffic before the 'courtesy honk'? MJ's lizard incident NBC report on California guy adrift for a month.. what did he say? Fester's SpaceX stock Woody's Car Wash sold to private equity Professor used trick to find which students used A.I. on test List: Dirtiest stuff in your house License plate: "Set For Life" Powerball is at $800 million Another band hit by 'blue dot fever' Fester tries out the new couch Restaurant server spots mole on customer, leaves note to see a doctor Secret Service agent arrested in college hazing incident MJ Morning Show nominated for Tampa's Best Shark Lady holds record for most shark tattoos DNA test showed woman's grandfather is Charles Manson Savannah Guthrie's latest plea Tony Romo was reportedly uncooperative with law enforcement during his OWI arrest See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  • July 27 · 3 hr 2 min

    MJ Morning Show, Mon., 7/27/26: A Visit From Tampa Police Chief Bercaw And Assistant Chief Brett Owen

    On today's MJ Morning Show: Morons in the news Huge egg recall Summer campers took mushroom laced edibles Trash can lid-sized roll of toilet paper MJ was told there's a BOGO on Kraft Mac & Cheese Celebrity stories: Britney Spears' Mercedes, Tony Romo OWI arrest, Diddy got into a fight in prison, Weird Al turend down a big payday, Bret Michaels' kidney stone, an annoying influencer bothering actors on "The Studio" 2 ankle monitors? Seeking,com exposes frauds Instagram knocking out some videos made with Meta glasses A visit from Tampa Police Chief and soon to be acting Police Chief 727 Day Gas theft Tony Romo OWI - Fake IG video Cook Out in Tempe Terrace Phishing text - Tree trimmers... we took calls Crazy situation in a Florida Regal Cinema Delivered Iguana running around Fed Ex See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  • July 24 · 3 hr 3 min

    MJ Morning Show, Fri., 7/24/26: Bayshore Creeper Victim Spoke To Us, And What are "Parting Stones"?

    On today's MJ Morning Show: What story creeps out Michelle? Deli stock scam sentencing Morons in the news Publix pharmacy story from Georgia Beef prices are making people consider something different Airbnb review leads to photo of guest with someone, not his wife J.Lo's kids got into school of choice and scholarships... she's taking flack MJ's IG gas video BK Whopper guarantee Bayshore creeper Guy who hides cash around Tampa Bay area TSA reminds travelers they may bring hammocks through security Parting Stones Tommy Lee claims he and Nikki Sixx injected Jack Daniels Bunny found in Egypt Lake How much is spent on pet dogs? Pregnant woman shamed for binge at In and Out Burger Call to Julian about Flock cameras Loaner car story See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  • July 23 · 3 hr 2 min

    MJ Morning Show, Thurs., 7/23/26: A New 'Dear Flabby,' And What Are Some Silent, Killer Hobbies

    On today's MJ Morning Show: Top 10 fast-food restaurant fries Morons in the news Fester's SpaceX IPO Fear Circus Confrontation with a gun Passed out, car stopped in the middle of 301 in Manatee County Day 1 for Robotaxi's in Tampa Dear Flabby... food tampering to punish office thief? Silent killer hobbies What expression does MJ hate? Teens bringing back undone jeans look Taco Bell $1 lettuce-free item Foods least likely to get you sick Celebrity News: Brad Pitt, Kim Kardashian, J.Lo Ben Affleck sold AI company for nearly $600 million Dwayne Johnson... king of flops? Collectors are hoping to find a 1-of-a-kind baseball card Crumbl employee seen doing co-worker's hair in the kitchen National Vanilla Ice Cream Day Manhattan bakery selling $12 croissants... but where are they really made? Mt. Dora monkey Video of a "hunched-over" raccoon from Seattle See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  • July 22 · 3 hr 2 min

    MJ Morning Show, Wed., 7/22/26: Heard It Here FIRST! Arrests In St. Pete Over Tower Vandalizm

    On today's MJ Morning Show: How does this happen when roasting marshmallows? Baseball player's serious injury from a foul ball Morons in the news We now know why the guy was in the porta-potty Flock cameras Arrest made in St. Pete (Mullet face)... We spoke with Yolanda Fernandez Ice cream event at the St. Pete Pier this Sunday Misgendered by a cop at UCF A 6-figure job, but must retire at 56? Taylor Farms SUV crashed into a Carrollwood restaurant Thrift store find: Wilt Chamberlain's jacket Must purchased ice cream flavor Consuming chili peppers connected to some cancers Orange light in bathroom Squatty Potty shoes? Free colonoscopy! Um, not really. MJ found his glass eye collection "The Odyssey" IMAX seats for $900? Mirada Lagoon... Can Fester sneak in? Instagram account suspended for Babs Arrest #2 announced here first! Guy shines laser at Delta landing in Buffalo People still grabbing luggage during emergencies.... Flights may find a way to lock overhead storage Largo scam - ppeople pretending to be students raising money for their school athletics Eagle from Big Bear injured and in rehab See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  • July 21 · 3 hr

    MJ Morning Show, Tues., 7/21/26: Stupid Content Creators Trolling Cops, And A Crazy Garage Door Repair Story

    On today's MJ Morning Show: Top reason for speeding Morgan Wallen concertgoers were relieved upon Morons in the news The hot water mystery at MJ's house Chloe & Julian's trip to Sweet Tomatoes MJ got a missing pet e-mail Update: Suspect arrested in case of property damage/landscape lightning thrown 5 cups a day is fine? Grandfather launched by Yellowstone bison speaks out At a Cubs game, a fan slapped another to get him to stand during the National Anthem Law enforcement rounded up cruisers in Brevard County Tom Brady vs Logan Paul Content makers trolling cops 19-year-old pulled over for speeding... again... Microsoft cutting more staff Obituary for a guy with an unfortunate name Garage door repair story... be careful not to fall for things like this Busted in The Villages, shoplifting because distraught? Body wash theft Tampa International Airport nixing TSA security for private See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  • July 20 · 3 hr 2 min

    MJ Morning Show, Mon., 7/20/26: Who's Hair Was In Fester's Mouth

    On today's MJ Morning Show: Taco Bell Fester's SpaceX shares Morons in the news Woman shot 20-year-old invited into home by 13-year-old Lawyer is trying to get out of contract for house he purchased Cyber Truck didn't do so well in an accident Chicken Salad Chick in Brandon has a second drive thru Deputies reveal the most common reason for speeding "The Odyssey" weekend box office Police called on a guy who wouldn't leave the theatre Waymo charging depot in Town N Country When he tells her he's not ready for a relationship World Cup... Halftime show and final goal Dog park song from Progressive Brat Pitt at the World Cup? Oh, wait... it's Matt Damon Hi speed chase on Howard Frankland Bridge ends in arrest Where did that hair in Fester's mouth come from? Ted's of Beverly Hills Tampa area psychic called on for help Meredith in studio about the hair in Fester's mouth A scheme set up between a theif and the receipt checker at Sam's Club MJ says the World Cup trophy is hideous What is 'Whimsy-maxxing'? A woman stole power from a neighbor She was getting ready for a cruise not knowing she was pregnant When's the best time to visit Trader Joe's (according to TJ employees) Tom Brady vs Logan Paul A woman went nuts at McDonald's Avocados are reportedly good for heart health Taco Bell - Taylor Farms may not be to blame See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  • July 17 · 3 hr 3 min

    MJ Morning Show, Fri., 7/17/26: Review Of "The Odyssey" And What's The Most Beautiful Word In The English Language?

    On today's MJ Morning Show: White House teleprompter operator relieved of duty Morons in the news More morons Goth couple engaged in front of corpse flower There's a comeback for old audio formats Family sees their pictures in an Airbnb Sheriff Chad Chronister on the two deputies who were ambushed and shot Schools being asked not to play football against St. Pete Catholic High School Pillsbury recall Big Brother update from Fester Love after lockup in Polk County How much time do you allegedly save by speeding? "Slop face" Review of "The Odyssey" A woman held 10 jobs in 10 years Taco Bell's "Explosive D" traced back by the FDA An 11.99 GPA? Blue Angels low altitude flyover in Pensacola Beach A guy got past security at "The Today Show" Poetry Society of America selects the most beautiful word Netflix is exploring live TV See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  • July 16 · 3 hr

    MJ Morning Show, Thurs., 7/16/26:

    On today's MJ Morning Show: Natural Light's 'Cool Shed' Morons in the news "Nation's Dumbest" Rachael Ray MJ can't read his own writing, or doesn't remember what it meant "Bailey the Intern's" car scrape saga MJ's U-Haul saga Pole dancer hits sprinkler Listener Colleen lost her Crotchety CD's Going to see 'Odyssey' Caller with a West Point dorm sprinkler story Senator Schumer's fart License plate "SQZ A55" Woman get addicted to cosmetic procedures more than gambling 2 DUI principals SpaceX dropped below IPO price (briefly??) No-proof class-action lawsuits Reporter's live shot with a roach crawling on her Lights went out at MJ's house twice MJ's dog Gatsby 'glitched' Complaint about Fester Influencer didn't want to pay price of lobster Firefighters rescued man from a porta-potty/Classic Crotchety See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  • July 15 · 3 hr 1 min

    MJ Morning Show, Wed., 7/15/26: Dear Flabby Answers A New Letter, And MJ's First TV Weather Report Challenge Was A Success

    On today's MJ Morning Show: Fester's daughter is starting a new school The van in the I-275 express lane Morons in the news World Cup chatter The vacuum story Resident sprays neighbors with hose MJ's storage unit nightmare Dinosaur auctioned Dear Flabby 1st TV Weather Report Challenge - Fester The A/C is broken again? St. Pete building's landscape and building damaged by two people MJ posted video of Michelle shirtless Empty video game box sold for $10K? 2 influencers investigated over petting wild alligators Gas prices... what is a good price now? Creepy story of the day - Sleepover with a camera in the room Woman doesn't use deodorant... what's with this 'stone' people are using? Yellowstone bison update Busch Gardens roller coaster closing soon Olive Garden brings back deal TV weather battle in southwest Florida over whether a photo was real or fake Kitchen warning... don't leave combustibles near toaster (or stove) Pasco pushing against data center Pinellas School Board amends student code Be careful not to fall asleep during robotaxi ride Pilot Sully diagnosed with early onset Alzheimers Live-action "Moana" not doing well at box office Scam alert Pima County is not really asking for money to search for Nancy Guthrie See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  • July 14 · 3 hr 1 min

    MJ Morning Show, Tues., 7/14/26: Fester Had To Make An Apology

    On today's MJ Morning Show: Wash your hands after touching any of these 3 things Morons in the news Door-to-door solicitors are being met with firearms Reddit: Looking for a midget dwarf stripper? Fans are upset about times of World Cup semifinals T-Rex auction Creepy Instagram feature Apologies to Julie who took care of Lady the dog MJ's neighbor's garage Update on the gun pulled on the 3 students starting their own detailing business Girl sneaked into home of ex, trying to rekindle Sloth ban lifted Box office totals for "Michael" Fight at a concert... Hillary Duff? Woman angry at a drive thru over her coffee Julian wants MJ to get Meta glasses FHP wins best cruiser for 4th year Michelle - "That's what makes you tyrannical" "Ozempic feet" Which celebrity received backlash at Wimbledon Sasha Baron Cohen showed up in character at Wimbledon National Mac & Cheese Day Annual Best Drivers Report... Tampa fell way back Update: Road ranger killed on I-75 on Sunday night People changing the way they use social media MJ heard from his neighbor See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  • July 13 · 3 hr 1 min

    MJ Morning Show, Mon., 7/13/26: Walmart Delivery Dilemma, Also, The Crazy Saga Of The Dog Continues

    On today's MJ Morning Show: MJ's dream MJ's flight on Breeze Python challenge Morons in the news MORE Morons in the news She made punch in the bathtub, mixed it with her feet Crazy story from Reddit... Chuck E. Cheese manager Delivery dilemma Michelle has been doing laundry wrong MJ's dad wanted chicken from Popeyes, and the prices (in general) opened MJ's eyes Britney Spears spotted on highway through sun roof Rosie O'Donnell decided to quit her show when she reached this... Zendaya taking flak over having a dress flown on a private jet Saga of the dog owned by the "what's what girls do" girl Von's supermarket... person died inside A grandfather got flipped high in the air by a bison in Yellowstone Park A guy's girlfriend thinks you should change underwear after every toot Connor McGregor's $15 million payday for a 69 second fight he lost Zara pants that can be dangerous Crazy roads over the weekend around the Tampa Bay area A guy who files nuisance lawsuits against airlines RIP Rudolph Mantooth of "Emergency" Matt Gutman, CBS News reporter, nearly got scammed Passenger on Ryanair partially sucked through window on flight See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  • July 10 · 3 hr 1 min

    MJ Morning Show, Fri., 7/10/26: Crazy Customer Service Stories

    On today's MJ Morning Show: NASA reveals they have images of UFOs Huey Lewis Morons in the news Pie eating contest tip Sotheby's has a T-Rex up for auction Auto detailing SCUBA Rich's petco story... we took calls about strange encounters with customer service IG trend.. blocking bottoms of escalatorss Scam in MJ's DM The perv at Walmart who exposed himself to a 5-year-old has been arrested Vacation sickness Uber passenger huffing nitrous oxide A crazed relative torched a restaurant Woman threatened to shoot via text... "That's just what girls do" Rays stadium update Tame Impala What is 'Type 2 fun'? Southwest Airlines is shaming aisle jumpers Bailey's chimney issues Someone mailed -blank- to Meta Flock surveilance cameras Smelling chocolate between sets helps at the gym Netflix documentary on fried chicken Taco Bell pulls some items over 'explosive diarrhea' parasite outbreak MSG celeb database risk scores See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  • July 9 · 3 hr

    MJ Morning Show, Thurs., 7/9/26: Callers Told Us What "Ick" They Got From Their Significant Others

    On today's MJ Morning Show: RIP Bonnie Tyler Morons in the news "Little House on the Prairie" reimagined Fester and MJ got foam trainer Whoppers Egg selling family banked $320 million Tampa Reddit post asks where to visit places to swim in rivers and lakes in area without fees The "Ick"... what does your other half do that gives you that 'ick' feeling? We took calls. MJ's kidlets went to see Post Malone and Jellyroll Current list of recalls Tampa is getting driverless Waymos United Airlines may face a class action lawsuit about windowless window seats Saharan Dust comin'! St. Pete mango thief Chinese restaurant's child policy - control your kids High-rise building in NYC... experts say it's not safe, owners say they're moving forward Caller says he had a confrontation in gas station over driver leaving the motor running at the pump A guy says he went to jail on his birthday over an $8,000 restaurant check that couldn't be split 20 ways Ouch... after cutting off his 'member', he lit it on fire What are the risks of eating hot dogs? Emmy nominations announced See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

  • July 8 · 3 hr 2 min

    MJ Morning Show, Wed., 7/8/26: Don't Impersonate The Police... Also, What's The Ideal Length Of A Feature Film?

    On today's MJ Morning Show: New flavor from Pringles Morons in the news Intern Bailey... What's your dream job? College students are testing at the level of 10-year-olds Manhattan high-rise has supports collapsing after addition forcing evacuations What is 'Disney rash'? Crazy charges on a receipt MJ is wearing red???? Update on the Ford employee who had been fired Listener e-mail - Aramark What's the ideal length for a feature film Nicknames... for a kid who lost his hand in a gator attack? If you want shrubs for your yard, don't get them by stealing them Late for your fishing charger? Don't do what this guy did. Tampa Reddit has ad for a home chef An SUV drove through a bookstore in Largo Former Detroit Lions cornerback is looking to get onto another team Hillsborough County is #1 most dangerous place for driving Creepy cruise barber How many watched the USA/Belgium World Cup game? Many Gen X'ers are relying on family for support Crappy story about a guy who filled a backpack... Intern Bailey's recent experience with Mercury retrograde There's a possibility of a Britney Spears biopic Swift/Kelce wedding news... trash auction, film French designer collab to make $10K-30K jeans? Former TV anchor scammed out of $70K See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.