Mall Brats

Pickaxe

Mall Brats is an RPG podcast that’s like if Gangs of New York was a Saturday morning cartoon set in a magical 1980s mega mall. Countless kid gangs make their living in the mall pulling off schemes, selling candy, and causing trouble under the watchful eye of the mysterious Food Court. The Cool Treat Kids are the mall’s most up-and-coming gang of ne'er do wells, featuring Fenton Beasley, Franklin Stein, and Clover Ivy Fern.

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39 episodes
Updated June 22

Episodes39

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June 22 · 35 min
S02E15 - Season 2 Talkback
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June 3 · 1 hr 35 min
S02E14 - All Good Blades Must Come To An End
The stakes ramp up as the Cool Treat Kids race towards the end of their conflict with the Wine Moms.
April 24 · 1 hr 5 min
S02E13 - Killing Two Blades With One Dark
The Cool Treat Kids collect the final ingredient they need to create the fabled dankest of dark chocolates: Pinot Noir.
March 25 · 1 hr 28 min
S02E12 - Actions Speak Louder Than Blades
The Cool Treat Kids attempt to mend fences as they close in on the endgame of their scheme to stop the Wine Moms.
February 28 · 1 hr 5 min
S02E11 - Jack of all Blades, Master of None
The cool treat kids unwind after their most recent job as any fantasy adventurer would, with a sweet glow in the dark party.
January 3 · 1 hr 19 min
S02E10 - The Whole Nine Blades
In the thrilling conclusion to the Chocolate Factory Caper, the Cool Treat Kids learn what it truly means to Eat Pray Love.
Dec 15, 2025 · 1 hr 17 min
S02E09 - The Blade is Always Darker on the Other Side
The Cool Treat Kids and their new found ally Adric Swift penetrate deep into the chocolate factory...from the rear.
Nov 19, 2025 · 1 hr 5 min
S02E08 - A Watched Blade Never Darks
The Cool Treat kids prep for their excursion into the Chocolate Factory. More importantly though, they experience the wonders of a motel continental breakfast.
Nov 5, 2025 · 1 hr 4 min
S02E07 - The Squeaky Blade Gets The Dark
The Cool Treat Kids take the unprecedented step of leaving the mall and cross paths with a character ripped directly from Shawn's high school Dungeons and Dragons character notes.
Oct 14, 2025 · 1 hr 4 min
S02E06 - The Blade is Mightier Than The Dark
The Cool Treat Kids spend their downtime recovering from their failure infiltrating Tina Durger's organization, and planning their next move in saving their home.
Sep 27, 2025 · 1 hr 11 min
S02E05 - Kids who Live in Candy Glass Houses Should Not Throw Blades
The Cool Treat Kids infiltrate Tina Durger's speakeasy, The Nog Hole, in a frantic effort to figure out what the fuck a condominium is.
Sep 8, 2025 · 53 min
S02E04 - The Journey of a Thousand Blades Begins With a Single Dark
The Cool Treat Kids face the consequences of their vendetta against Kesserin Ropes and look to enlist the help of their friends in dealing with it.
Aug 22, 2025 · 1 hr 13 min
S02E03 - You Can't Judge a Blade by it's Clover
The Cool Treat Kids continue to ignore the impending re-development of the Sugar Shack and focus instead on their revenge scheme and the upcoming Sadie Hawkins dance.
Jul 28, 2025 · 1 hr 14 min
S02E02 - Fortune Favours the Blade
Despite Clover's fugitive status and the impending plans to re-develop the Sugar Shack the Cool Treat Kids dedicate themselves to breaking up Kesserin and Shamus in the most elaborate and chaotic way possible.
Jul 3, 2025 · 1 hr 22 min
S02E01 - Good Things Come to Those Who Blade
The Cool Treat Kids deal with the fallout of Clover's status as a fugitive, and the cast continues to violate copyrights for early '00s emo music.
May 28, 2025 · 7 min
HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! SUMMER OF YOUTUBE!
This summer (June 1st to 30th) we're making all of our video episodes available to ALL of our listeners!
May 11, 2025 · 41 min
S01E21 - Season 1 Cast Talkback
The cast reflect on all the things they loved about Season 1.
Apr 25, 2025 · 1 hr 1 min
S01E20 - Don't Bite the Blade That Feeds You
The Cool Treat Kids face their biggest obstacle to date...the consequences of their actions.
Apr 10, 2025 · 1 hr 10 min
S01E19 - You Can Catch More Blades With Nog Than You Can With Vinegar
The Cool Treat Kids jump into their new feud with the Wild Nogs with the reckless abandon of a bunch of orphans with infinite access to sugar.
Mar 21, 2025 · 57 min
S01E18 - A Rolling Blade Gathers No Dark
It's once again Charles Eve at the High Spear Mall and The Cool Treat Kids start to butt heads with the Wild Nogs.

Mall Brats

S02E15 - Season 2 Talkback

S02E14 - All Good Blades Must Come To An End

S02E13 - Killing Two Blades With One Dark

S02E12 - Actions Speak Louder Than Blades

S02E11 - Jack of all Blades, Master of None

S02E10 - The Whole Nine Blades

S02E09 - The Blade is Always Darker on the Other Side

S02E08 - A Watched Blade Never Darks

S02E07 - The Squeaky Blade Gets The Dark

S02E06 - The Blade is Mightier Than The Dark

S02E05 - Kids who Live in Candy Glass Houses Should Not Throw Blades

S02E04 - The Journey of a Thousand Blades Begins With a Single Dark

S02E03 - You Can't Judge a Blade by it's Clover

S02E02 - Fortune Favours the Blade

S02E01 - Good Things Come to Those Who Blade

HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! SUMMER OF YOUTUBE!

S01E21 - Season 1 Cast Talkback

S01E20 - Don't Bite the Blade That Feeds You

S01E19 - You Can Catch More Blades With Nog Than You Can With Vinegar

S01E18 - A Rolling Blade Gathers No Dark