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Leave A Message is the ultimate unfiltered group chat with your besties Ally and G. No topic is taboo and TMI is the standard. It’s a judgment free zone where embarrassing stories meet laugh out loud conversations.


Gallies, this is your space to confess, vent, and spill it all. Drop a voice note, bring the drama, and let’s get yapping!


Listen every Wednesday wherever you get your podcasts or watch on YouTube.


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • 20 episodes
  • Updated Wednesday

Episodes20

  • Wednesday · 44 min

    G’s Weird Hen Do KISS & Is This The Best Hinge Prompt Ever?!

    This week at LAM Limited, Ally's had a bit of a wake-up call after receiving not one, but two wedding invitations from friends who got engaged after she did. While Ally is blissfully procrastinating her big day, G has just returned from a hen do in Italy with a suspiciously high snog count. Not only that, one of the guys even licked her? Plus, one Gally is trying to crack the queer dating scene after falling victim to the dreaded third-date curse, while another is wondering how to stop turning every first date into a sexy sleepover. FANCY SENDING A VOICENOTE/MESSAGE GALLY? Send your voice note to: https://wa.me/message/UH4DASEKPFQBA1 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (Oh, and don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details!) OR, you can write us email an on hello@leaveamessagepod.com Find us at @leaveamessagepodcast on socials! Listen every Wednesday wherever you get your podcasts or watch on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • July 22 · 42 min

    The Neighbours Complained About Our S*x Noises… And Can You SNOG On a Hen?!

    It has been an absolute whirlwind of a week for Ally and G as Ally is officially at the end of her tether with Ror’s forgetful lunchtime habits. Meanwhile, G has a hen do on the horizon, and she is holding absolutely nothing back when it comes to her incredibly strong opinions on those huns who insist on wearing wedges. PLUS, one Gally is left utterly mortified after discovering that her entire street has been getting a front-row seat to her doing the deed, while another Gally is struggling to deal with the fact her fella is watching porn without her consent. FANCY SENDING A VOICENOTE/MESSAGE GALLY? Send your voice note to: https://wa.me/message/UH4DASEKPFQBA1 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (Oh, and don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details!) OR, you can write us email an on hello@leaveamessagepod.com Find us at @leaveamessagepodcast on socials! Listen every Wednesday wherever you get your podcasts or watch on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • July 15 · 43 min

    Men Taking Selfies is SO ICKY!! And G's Spicy Bedroom Request...

    Men Taking Selfies is SO ICKY!! And G's Spicy Bedroom Request... The girls make a HUGE discovery this week when Ally realises she's never actually been on a hen do... is it because she has no friends?! G also reveals far too much about her bedroom antics after making a very unexpected request to her lover... PLUS, one Gally is convinced her ex-best friend is stalking her, while another has fallen for her best friend's brother. Is it a rom-com... or a complete disaster? FANCY SENDING A VOICENOTE/MESSAGE GALLY? Send your voice note to: https://wa.me/message/UH4DASEKPFQBA1 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (Oh, and don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details!) OR, you can write us email an on hello@leaveamessagepod.com Find us at @leaveamessagepodcast on socials! Listen every Wednesday wherever you get your podcasts or watch on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • July 8 · 42 min

    G's SECRET Love Island Cousin!! And We're Toe Suckers?!

    Things take a seriously freaky deaky turn on Leave A Message this week as Ally and G accidentally expose far too much about what goes on behind closed doors after a very unexpected conversation about toe sucking. G also drops the bombshell that she's related to a Love Island LEGEND. PLUS, one Gally's relationship comes crashing down after she discovers her boyfriend has a SECRET sister, while another is at breaking point over her mum's blatant favouritism towards her brother. FANCY SENDING A VOICENOTE/MESSAGE GALLY? Send your voice note to: https://wa.me/message/UH4DASEKPFQBA1 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (Oh, and don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details!) OR, you can write us email an on hello@leaveamessagepod.com Find us at @leaveamessagepodcast on socials! Listen every Wednesday wherever you get your podcasts or watch on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • July 1 · 50 min

    Mother Nature Ruined Everything… And They're DIVORCING?!

    It’s been a rough week for Ally and G in the bedroom, with Ally coming back from a wedding where a two-bed hotel room brutally stood in the way of things getting steamy with Ror. And if that wasn’t enough, G has been betrayed by Mother Nature herself, who decided date night was the perfect time for her period to make an appearance. PLUS, one Gally is caught up in a seriously complicated situation with her boss, while another is facing the challenge of holding her family together after her parents dropped the bombshell that they’re divorcing. FANCY SENDING A VOICENOTE/MESSAGE GALLY? Send your voice note to: https://wa.me/message/UH4DASEKPFQBA1 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠(Oh, and don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details!) OR, you can write us email an on hello@leaveamessagepod.com Find us at @leaveamessagepodcast on socials! Listen every Wednesday wherever you get your podcasts or watch on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • June 24 · 47 min

    Our Most DISGUSTING Story Yet… And Wait, She Killed HIM?!

    The UK heatwave claimed its first victim this week as G got a little too comfortable in the sunshine and ended up so burnt that by the time she headed off on her HOT date, she looked like a glorious shade of tomato. Meanwhile, Ally has a scorching hot take of her own: should the lights be on when you’re doing the deed? PLUS, this might genuinely be one of the WILDEST weeks of Leave a Message yet… one Gally gets accused of murder, while another catches her one night stand doing something so deeply toe-curling and repulsive she had no choice but to flee the scene. FANCY SENDING A VOICENOTE/MESSAGE GALLY? Send your voice note to: https://wa.me/message/UH4DASEKPFQBA1 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (Oh, and don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details!) OR, you can write us email an on hello@leaveamessagepod.com Find us at @leaveamessagepodcast on socials! Listen every Wednesday wherever you get your podcasts or watch on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • June 17 · 44 min

    G’s Pub Quiz Date Disaster And Football Fans Are Gonna Hate Us…

    It’s been a busy week in Ally and G‘s world this week as G FINALLY went on her surprise activity date… her date’s big romantic gesture? We also kick off the start of the World Cup of ICKs as voted for by you our lovely Gallies. PLUS one Gally is spiralling after being rejected, while another is deciding whether she’s cut out for a life of salutes and camouflage. FANCY SENDING A VOICENOTE/MESSAGE GALLY? Send your voice note to: https://wa.me/message/UH4DASEKPFQBA1 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (Oh, and don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details!) OR, you can write us email an on hello@leaveamessagepod.com Find us at @leaveamessagepodcast on socials! Listen every Wednesday wherever you get your podcasts or watch on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • June 10 · 46 min

    The WORST First Date And He Asked "What’s Your Body Count"?!

    Ally and G are still recovering from Mighty Hoopla, where they made a shocking discovery about gay men having absolutely no fear when it comes to getting off with someone they've known for approximately 14 seconds. PLUS, one Gally relives the horrific moment she asked a date, "What's your body count?", while another Gally is caught in an all-out war with her sister's boyfriend. Is it justified beef, or is she the problem? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • June 3 · 49 min

    G Wrote A Book!! And Female Friendships Are Toxic?!

    It's a MASSIVE week for Aly and G Limited because G's debut novel Texts We Never Sent lands TOMORROW! To mark the occasion (and distract G from spiralling), the girls help you Gallies rewrite and finally send the texts you've never had the courage to hit send on. PLUS, one Gally feels like the unwanted third wheel in her friendship trio, and another is asking the question we've all faced: is it ever okay to remove a toxic friend from the group chat? FANCY SENDING A VOICENOTE/MESSAGE GALLY? Send your voice note to: https://wa.me/message/UH4DASEKPFQBA1 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (Oh, and don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details!) OR, you can write us email an on hello@leaveamessagepod.com Find us at @leaveamessagepodcast on socials! Listen every Wednesday wherever you get your podcasts or watch on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • May 27 · 44 min

    I CATFISHED Him… And We Took Nudes In A Photo Booth?!

    Things get filthy this week on Leave a Message with Ally and G as the girls discover they may have accidentally missed their calling in the adult photo industry when G recalls a SERIOUS mishap involving a photobooth... PLUS, one Gally used her mate’s photos on Hinge to bag a date in a full blown catfish crisis, while another got caught beachside bonking her hotel concierge by an audience she really, really did not account for. Sun, sea, sand… and a criminal lack of shame. FANCY SENDING A VOICENOTE/MESSAGE GALLY? Send your voice note to: https://wa.me/message/UH4DASEKPFQBA1 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (Oh, and don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details!) OR, you can write us email an on hello@leaveamessagepod.com Find us at @leaveamessagepodcast on socials! Listen every Wednesday wherever you get your podcasts or watch on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • May 20 · 43 min

    She HEXED Her Ex And A Witch Found Our Soulmates?!

    It got seriously witchy over at Leave A Message with this week as Producer Izzy got in touch with the “spirits” cough via an Etsy witch cough to uncover everyone’s soulmates… PLUS, one Gally takes revenge on her ex by casting a hex, while another is fully spiralling after her boyfriend returned from a lads’ festival holiday with 10 new girl followers and a VERY suspicious “I was just being a wingman” excuse… FANCY SENDING A VOICENOTE/MESSAGE GALLY? Send your voice note to: https://wa.me/message/UH4DASEKPFQBA1 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (Oh, and don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details!) OR, you can write us email an on hello@leaveamessagepod.com Find us at @leaveamessagepodcast on socials! Listen every Wednesday wherever you get your podcasts or watch on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • May 13 · 39 min

    Ally’s Resting B*tch Face and He’s Giving Me THE EYE??

    It’s been a long couple of days as Ally and G return from a whirlwind weekend at the BAFTAs and they’re spilling all the gossip for you Gallies, including a very revealing insight into G’s showbiz crush… PLUS, one Gally is battling a serious case of resting b*tch face, while another is convinced she might have a secret sibling out there BUT can the girls get to the bottom of it?? FANCY SENDING A VOICENOTE/MESSAGE GALLY? Send your voice note to: https://wa.me/message/UH4DASEKPFQBA1 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (Oh, and don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details!) OR, you can write us email an on hello@leaveamessagepod.com Find us at @leaveamessagepodcast on socials! Listen every Wednesday wherever you get your podcasts or watch on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • May 6 · 50 min

    ALLY’S ENGAGED!! The Full Debrief…

    The time has finally come, after 9 years of waiting on the bench, Ror decided to FINALLY put a ring on that thing! Ally and have the FULL debrief for you Gallies including, the ring, the proposal and of course who did she tell first. PLUS, it’s an engagement special, so the Gally stories are unhinged. One Gally was proposed to at her ex’s WEDDING (yes, really), while another is spiralling over whether to ditch her signature goth look to be her auntie’s bridesmaid… It’s chaos, it’s romance, it’s everything you’d expect from Ally and G. FANCY SENDING A VOICENOTE/MESSAGE GALLY? Send your voice note to: https://wa.me/message/UH4DASEKPFQBA1 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (Oh, and don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details!) OR, you can write us email an on hello@leaveamessagepod.com Find us at @leaveamessagepodcast on socials! Listen every Wednesday wherever you get your podcasts or watch on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • April 29 · 43 min

    He Slept With His COUSIN?? And We’re Worried About The Devil Wears Prada 2…

    Ally and G have been trapped in delivery driver hell this week, as parcel after parcel keeps mysteriously vanishing into thin air. The girls are also deeply concerned that their ultimate comfort film is about to be absolutely ruined by the upcoming sequel to The Devil Wears Prada. PLUS, one Gally is convinced her ex-boyfriend has left her for his cousin, while another is dealing with the nightmare of her documentary being STOLEN by her own collaborator. FANCY SENDING A VOICENOTE/MESSAGE GALLY? Send your voice note to: https://wa.me/message/UH4DASEKPFQBA1 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (Oh, and don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details!) OR, you can write us email an on hello@leaveamessagepod.com Find us at @leaveamessagepodcast on socials! Listen every Wednesday wherever you get your podcasts or watch on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • April 22 · 48 min

    I’m in Love With a Man Who Doesn’t Know We’re Dating & My BF Needs To Quit…

    G has been to see a psychic and apparently the love of her life is a cowboy… YEE-HAW, we guess! Meanwhile, Ally has some serious beef with Coachella being compared to Glasto. PLUS, one Gally is fully in an imaginationship with an Australian guy who doesn’t even know he’s her boyfriend, and another is wondering if it’s time to call it quits with her man who simply cannot put the cigs down. FANCY SENDING A VOICENOTE/MESSAGE GALLY? Send your voice note to: https://wa.me/message/UH4DASEKPFQBA1 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (Oh, and don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details!) OR, you can write us email an on hello@leaveamessagepod.com Find us at @leaveamessagepodcast on socials! Listen every Wednesday wherever you get your podcasts or watch on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • April 15 · 46 min

    The Art of Squirting And My Family Didn’t Invite My BOYFRIEND?!

    Is it 2010? You’d think so! G has taken up doomscrolling Facebook as her latest pastime whereas Ally is coming to terms with her new found-fashionista boyfriend. Meanwhile, one Gally is bitter that her boyfriend didn’t get a plus-one to her family wedding, and another Gally… well, let’s just say she could use a masterclass in making it rain! FANCY SENDING A VOICENOTE/MESSAGE GALLY? Send your voice note to: https://wa.me/message/UH4DASEKPFQBA1 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (Oh, and don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details!) OR, you can write us email an on hello@leaveamessagepod.com Find us at @leaveamessagepodcast on socials! Listen every Wednesday wherever you get your podcasts or watch on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • April 8 · 43 min

    Burying The Body And G’s Got A Thrusting Tongue??

    Things have gone a little topsy-turvy this week as Ally’s boyfriend Rory dives headfirst into his spiritual side, while G drops a snogging confession she’ll absolutely never live down. Plus, one Gally is wondering if Ally and G match their level of “freak” when it comes to friendship, and another needs convincing he’s not completely losing it over his latest gym crush. FANCY SENDING A VOICENOTE/MESSAGE GALLY? Send your voice note to: https://wa.me/message/UH4DASEKPFQBA1 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (Oh, and don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details!) OR, you can write us email an on hello@leaveamessagepod.com Find us at @leaveamessagepodcast on socials! Listen every Wednesday wherever you get your podcasts or watch on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • April 1 · 46 min

    A Lesson In Self-love and Should I Find My Sperm Donor Daddy?

    If you didn’t notice, it’s April Fools’ Day… so obviously Ally and G dusted off their finest jester outfits and attempted to psychologically torment their poor, unsuspecting (or… very suspecting?) manager, Olivia. Plus, one Gally is looking for a crash course in self-love, while another is contemplating whether to track down her long-lost sperm donor dad. FANCY SENDING A VOICENOTE/MESSAGE GALLY? Send your voice note to: https://wa.me/message/UH4DASEKPFQBA1 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (Oh, and don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details!) OR, you can write us email an on hello@leaveamessagepod.com Find us at @leaveamessagepodcast on socials! Listen every Wednesday wherever you get your podcasts or watch on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • March 25 · 50 min

    She Doesn’t Want To Get Married And G Gets DUMPED!!

    It’s a tough week for G as her mystery podcast man finds out she’s been talking about him on Leave a Message with @allyandg… Whoops! Also, Ally’s been getting frisky during the night… Plus, one Gally isn’t sure if marriage is for her and another Gally thinks her boyfriend HATES her boss girlie era! FANCY SENDING A VOICENOTE/MESSAGE GALLY? Send your voice note to: https://wa.me/message/UH4DASEKPFQBA1 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (Oh, and don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details!) OR, you can write us email an on hello@leaveamessagepod.com Find us at @leaveamessagepodcast on socials! Listen every Wednesday wherever you get your podcasts or watch on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • March 18 · 53 min

    I Have A Secret SIBLING And My Boyfriend Is Following Girls Behind My Back?!

    Have you ever shared knickers with your bestie? Turns out Ally and G have! And neigh way, Ally finds out she’s being forced to ride a horse the day of her best mate's wedding! Plus, one Gally uncovers her man’s secret X-rated IG account, while another discovers she has a full-on secret family… sorry, WHAT?! FANCY SENDING A VOICENOTE/MESSAGE GALLY? Send your voice note to: https://wa.me/message/UH4DASEKPFQBA1 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (Oh, and don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details!) OR, you can write us email an on hello@leaveamessagepod.com Find us at @leaveamessagepodcast on socials! Listen every Wednesday wherever you get your podcasts or watch on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.