Hello from Chicago: Instacart #5 and a Wig Named Gang

We're in Chicago for the LADYHANG and everything that could go wrong has: 745 boxes of craft supplies hauled up by a bellman named Ryan, an Instacart driver named Gang, five separate Instacart orders including two rounds of tampons, black tape that turned out to be dental floss, and a keychain assembly line powered entirely by Keltie's eyebrow scissors. Jac's parents remain our unpaid interns of a decade, The Kimpton left us a Diet Coke tower, and a sign in the bathroom that said "Keep calm, it's just garlic" may have been a message from God. Plus: Keltie unveils her wig (her name is Gang, she has her own head, she flew here in a checked bag), Jac tries a bob and reconsiders her entire personality, we workshop Keltie's TODAY Show outfit down to the last polka dot, Becca gives us a live Citizen app crime report, and Ford calls to say goodnight and refuses to speak into the mic. We have deals for YOU! Lucy: Save 20% on your first order at lucy.co/ladygang with code LADYGANG Clean Simple Eats: Shop the best tasting protein powders at CleanSimpleEats.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.