S4E8: Denchawada

What up Girl! We both come back from our holiday break with EXCELLENT stories from home and no, we won't apologize. Jam Mechanics is a podcast hosted by Matt (The Narcissist Cookbook) and Bug (Bug Hunter) where we are challenged to write a song demo from scratch every episode. If you'd like to download the demos we showed off, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠you can go to our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bandcamp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠website⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to pay-what-you-want to support us! Our Music: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Narcissist Cookbook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bug Hunter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠and our brand-new discord is here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, etc! Please rate / review and share the show (and our music) with friends! -- SPOILERS FOR THIS EPISODE BELOW -- ----Bug's Song----- Title: Oops! Prompt Page: Robotic Surgery --> Waldo (short story) --> Rube Goldberg Lyrics: Oops, I'm sorry, my fault, my bad yikes, I screwed up, whoops, I flubbed that on your left, no right, frick! dammit I get those mixed up by habit Franz Ferdinand, shot in the head Basic ass duke reppin' simple cause and effect I'm like if Dr Frankenstein and Rueben Goldberg ever met killed by my creation but with 20 extra steps Oops, I'm sorry, my fault, my bad yikes, I screwed up, whoops, I flubbed that on your left, no right, frick! dammit I get those mixed up by habit Someday I'll get out of my way Someday I'll get out of my way Sometimes the glass is half full but it was empty when you left it sometimes your mom's boyfriend's dentures are at the bottom of your beverage and when a pessimist would spit it up and curse his rotten luck the desperate would suck it up and plug his nose and chug Oops, I'm sorry, my fault, my oops yikes, I oops up, whoops, I flubbed that on your left, oops right, frick! dammit I get those mixed up by habit Someday I'll get out of my way Someday I'll get out of my way Another Domino! fallin while you're walking away Another Domino! falls and you just call it a game Another Domino! Falls and it was never the same Another Domino! Falls And you're absolved of the blame Oops, I'm sorry, oops my oops my bad oops you, I screwed oops, whoops, I oops on your left oops, no oops, I... I get those mixed up! I said: Oops, I'm oops my fault my bad, my oops yikes screwed up oops I flubbed that on your oops, whoops oops, frick, dammit I get oops oops oops oops dammit Someday I'll get out of my way Someday I'll get out of my way Someday I'll get out of my own way (oops) ---- Matt's Song ----- Title: JMCC Prompt Page: Happy Days -> George Lucas -> San Diego Comic-con Lyrics: let's go to jam mechanic comic con let's go to jam mechanic comic con meet me in gary Indiana Bring the hydra and alpaca let's go to jam mechanic comic con it's where we belong You'll see cowboys and vampires Socialist mayors Board games, puppets and smoke detectors A liberal kitty and a family dog Getting their shit rocked by ichard noir AND IF YOU GET HUNGRY WE'VE GOT YOU COVERED An army of dead dads eating popcorn I think curdled milkteeth is what happened to john Cthulhu stuffing his mouth with some balls Shimmy to the left cause captain stanley's got a gun LET'S GO TO JAM MECHANIC COMIC CON ... AND AFTER DARKKKK Amelia earhart's doing white lines With a guy in the corner looks a little like a lion Agamemnon's laying pipe but he's just warming up Here's you at a party with my uncle in a headlock An angel and a devil are making out hard Odin's in the garbage patch getting pardoned Someone's fur prince got stuck in cement The angel and the devil are making out again LET'S GO TO JAM MECHANIC COMIC CON oh and wikipede is also here