S1 Ep218: Can Crystal Get a Break?

Finally some nice weather. 
Happy Birthday Bunny! RIP Billy and shoutout to all the great dads. Real panic auto adjusts your senses, stay out of submarines, Pata Fria had another planned parenthood date and don’t be the friend with the smelly vagina. 

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